Chapter 105: Happy Prisoner
My name is Su Yipin, and I was originally a handsome and extraordinary character recognized by the emperor, but now I have become a prisoner of the ranks.
"Come on, bring the big bed in! Brother Yipin, I got you a bed to come in, so that you won't have back pain when you sleep at night! What to watch? Get out of the way! Can you compare to a first-class boy? Su Qingliu roared at the unlucky guy in the next cell.
"Brother Qingliu, which one are you doing?" I'm also a little confused, how did I know that Miao Changgong's voyeur secretly watched me trick the whole process of the Ping'an County King, and after coming back, Miao Changgong specially explained that Su Qingliu wanted to find ways to be doubly good to me.
"Yipin Gongzi, I brought your favorite Qingjiang perch, come and go for five hundred miles, it was alive before slaughtering, come and taste it!" Sun Feihu also rushed to please me, and he was suddenly called over by his boss Chen Wenlong and told him to serve me well.
"Sun Feihu, don't be blind, don't we like to eat fish? Don't you see this room full of delicacies from the mountains and seas? Su Qingliu said with disdain.
"Cut, you are a big old man, where do you understand the thoughts of an immortal like a young man? No matter how much delicacies you have, it's not as good as the one you want! A pin, this fresh sea bass with the mellow fragrance of the white clouds, it is a heavenly delicacy, you come and try it! Sun Feihu said.
"Brother Tiger, there is a saying that you are right, the scenery in your eyes is not as good as the one in your heart! Brother Qingliu, come on, let's try the perch Baiyunbian together! It's all brothers, those who serve the brothers, put down the knife, add a few stools, and eat together! "I greeted him warmly.
The people behind Sun Feihu looked at Sun Feihu, and Su Qingliu's people also looked at him, but they had eyes: "See what I do?" I haven't heard the words of Yipin Gongzi, there are the world's martial arts champions and Miss Su, who has fought few opponents in the capital, who dares to make trouble? ”
Su Xianshu pulled Ji Wuling: "This is the good-looking first-class boy in your eyes?" I think it's right to call it a product that is indecent, and everyone is on the table! ”
"Xianshu, shut up! These are my friends! Wuling, you take Xianshu to take her outside, it's boring here, I don't think it's suitable for a lady like her! "I drove Su Xianshu out with a black face.
"Hmph, who is rare!" Su Xianshu really ran away, and Ji Wuling had to chase him out.
Sun Feihu and Su Qingliu, who were originally looking at me a little embarrassed, were very excited: "Yipin Gongzi, for the sake of us rough people, I'm afraid that I will offend Sister Ling, okay?" ”
"What kind of coarse people? I Su Yipin never looked at his poverty and wealth when making friends, but I looked at the right brother! If you don't look at it right, you are the prince and grandson, and I still don't care about it! Today, everyone is destined to eat together as friends, and everyone is a brother when they drink a cup together! ”
I shouted.
"General Sun, I heard you say that we don't think that today's seeing a first-class son is really extraordinary, I, Zhou Chang, toast Gongzi with a glass of wine today, if he has something to do in the future, I will give my life to do it for you!" Sun Feihu's right-hand man, Zhou Chang, raised the bowl with his neck crooked.
"Zhou Chang, which green onion are you? Yipin Gongzi, our Lord Su is our family with you, and we also have a lot of praise for you, I also toast you with a cup! You have something, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, brother, if I frown, punish me for squatting and peeing! Geng Xi also raised his glass.
"Come, let's raise a glass together, after drinking this cup, you are brothers! In the future, if I have the opportunity, I will give my brothers a fortune! "I'm happy to raise my glass, too.
Even Su Qingliu and Sun Feihu were excited about this, who is Yipin Gongzi, who is the first-class person who plays with the world in the palm of his hand, this is absolutely true.
So everyone drank sex, one by one was extremely excited, and they began to undress arrogantly.
"By the way, Brother Geng, what did you mean by squatting and peeing?" I looked curious and asked, and Sun Feihu and the others laughed and fell.
It was still Zhou Chang, a rough man, who spoke: "Yipin Gongzi, you are an immortal, you don't understand Geng Xi's nasty embryo, guess who is squatting and peeing?" ”
It dawned on me and I cried, "I'll go, you ruffians are so bad!" It's a shame that my sister isn't here, otherwise I would have to split you! ”
"Yipin Gongzi understands, hahahahaha!" A bunch of guys laughed so hard that they were on their backs.
I'm a little depressed, I'm also a master's student, I was also an old driver, and after crossing over, I pretended to be elegant and pretended to be too much, and accidentally let these grandsons drive in front of me.
"Brothers, what's the point of drinking like that? Come on, come on, let's make a fist! "I'm very happy.
"Uh-uh, Childe, we're rough people, we won't be that elegant drinking order!" Sun Feihu said with a smile.
"Childe, although I can barely order a few wines, my brothers can't, so it's too much for us to play with them." Su Qingliu also smiled bitterly.
"Don't tell me you don't know what a punch is? Could it be that you stout men have been clinking glasses and shouting dry when drinking with others for decades, so there is no other way to play? "I was stunned, even if technology returned to the feudal era, the fine tradition of drinking would not be so completely broken, right?
"Otherwise, what else to do? A good boy, good friends meet and clink glasses, isn't it also very pleasant to drink a lot? "Zhou Chang is also stupid.
"Brothers, I mourn for your past life, come on, come on, I'll teach you to draw boxing! It's very simple, good brothers, six-six-six, five-head, lose, you drink! "I laughed, I want to pass on the good habit of drinking in the former Huaxia country again.
These ruffians really have a feeling for this kind of vulgar boxing, and as soon as they learn it, I can still win at first, but then I almost lose, so I have to change the way of playing.
"Now we are rowing crabs, one crab has eight claws, the two pointed ends are so big, the eyes are squeezed, the neck is shrunk, and we climb and climb across the sand river!" I shouted loudly, and soon there were generally excited apprentices, and they were the kind that were better than the blue.
The whole cell was full of joy, and I was probably the happiest prisoner, if I had to say.
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"What's going on inside? Why is it so lively? Could it be that someone assassinated Uncle Yipin? The King of Jing'an and the King of Tian'an, who had just finished thinking about it behind closed doors, stared wide-eyed, drew their swords and rushed in with people, and when they saw the scene in the cell, a group of people laughed and laughed.
Because he was too happy to drink and punch, many guys drank too much and fell asleep, exaggerated Zhou Chang, this guy, drank too much, hugged a wooden fence and kissed indiscriminately, Geng Xi saw Zhou Chang's ugly state, laughed and rolled on the ground and vomited.
Only Su Qingliu and Sun Feihu are barely sober as chiefs, and my Su Yipin also drank with slightly red cheeks, although the alcohol I drank before the crossing was much higher than now, and this wine tasted like beer, but the heroes couldn't stand the wolves, everyone respected me, and I didn't refuse to come and drank two jars.