The next day, Lone came to the city early, and sure enough, an enemy general came to call for battle, and it was a female general. Exactly: red Luo Bao phoenix bun, embroidered buckle Xiaoxiang; A petal of red canal picks the stirrup, and the golden lotus is even narrower; The two bends of Cui Dai blow the autumn waves, and the more I feel that the jade is heavy. Jiaozina, the lazy needle points to the knife; The jade hands are green, and the lazy dresser rides the jade horse.

"Hey, it's a heroic female general." The brother-in-law who was alone couldn't help but praise that Deng Chanyu was indeed worthy of the words "heroic and sassy", and she was able to go out of the hall and on the battlefield. It's a pity that such a wonderful person was ruined by the black dwarf Tuxingsun, don't look at Jiang Ziya as a hundred-year-old man, he is disrespectful to the old, and he can use any means to do it.

"Brother-in-law, if you bite someone, where will you bite him?"

"Neck. If a mortal is bitten by me, he will die, and the immortal with high mana may be able to save a life. "Brother-in-law is not boasting about Haikou, thinking about the cultivation of Bixiao, one of the three clouds, he was seriously injured by his brother-in-law's bite, which is a mortal who must be gone.

"Then please take pity on my brother-in-law."

"What do you mean......" The brother-in-law paused for a moment, and then said: "You can't take a fancy to her, I'm sorry Mei'er, I categorically don't allow it." ”

"Brother-in-law is too worried, I just don't want to lose my life."

Besides, Jiang Ziya, when she saw that she was a female general, she chuckled in her heart and was silent. Huang Feihu asked: "The prime minister has never been afraid of a thousand battles, why is a female general calm now?" ”

Jiang Ziya sighed: "There are three taboos in the use of soldiers, Taoists, Toutuo, and women. This is Jiang Ziya's truth summed up through his own personal experience, but whenever these three appear, they must have strange skills, have higher abilities than ordinary people, and most importantly, they are not what Jiang Ziya can surrender, not to mention losing face, and sometimes losing his life.

Seeing Deng Chanyu coming, he was naturally scared in his heart, so he couldn't help but think of Sanxiaolai, three women who had to be subdued by a saint.

Nezha came out and said, "Uncle Shi, don't worry, it's just a little woman, I'll go meet her." ”

Jiang Ziya nodded and said, "Be careful." Although he was worried, he couldn't shrink back and make people laugh.

Nezha shouted: "I'm coming!" ”

Deng Chanyu saw that Nezha was just a child, frowned and asked, "Who is the child?" ”

Nezha said angrily: "I am Nezha." You are a deep boudoir, why don't you keep your tutor, show up here, don't go back to the camp, and replace it with a famous general, otherwise don't blame me for not recognizing people in the Qiankun circle. ”

Deng Chanyu was furious when she heard this: "Okay, it turned out that you hurt my father and were stabbed by me." Deng Chanyu gritted her teeth, was furious, and used a knife to kill.

"A pretty girl, don't take a needle and thread, what kind of knife do you make?" Nezha fired the spear, the two of them moved, the battle was not counted, Deng Chanyu slapped the horse, covered a knife and left, and shouted: "I am not as good as you." ”

Nezha laughed: "The woman is useless." Under contempt, Nezha chased straight away.

"Ahh Less than 100 meters, Deng Chanyu took the five-light stone palm in her hand, looked back, snapped, and hit Nezha's face, only to hit him with a blue face, a flat nose and eyes, and a wail, even the Hot Wheels were unstable.

"The secret weapon hurts people, despicable and shameless."

"I'm a little girl, despicable and shameless, what can you do with me, look at the trick!" Deng Chanyu said, and he wanted to come out with five light stones to fight.

"Ahh Nezha tasted terrible, how dare he stay, and fled back to the city in a hurry.

Nezha's performance, Lone saw it clearly in the city, and Lone could only sigh at this, "It's really young and vigorous, and the heart of a child." ”

Seeing Nezha, who had a blue nose and swollen eyes, Tianhua shook his head behind his back and said: "For the way of the general, when you are on the battlefield, you must look everywhere and listen to all directions." Can't you even parry a small rock? If a big rock hits, you will break your heart and die. ”

"Huang Tianhua, you're looking for a fight!" Nezha swung his fire-tipped spear and stabbed straight into Tianhua.

"What, can't you hear the truth?" Tianhua is not weak, the silver hammer is pulled out, and Nezha has a big fight in the main hall.

"Enough!" The two of them were messing around like this, Jiang Zi was not lightly angry, and he yelled, and the frightened Tianhua and Nezha hurriedly stopped, knelt on the ground and didn't dare to move.

"You two are brothers in the same sect, above the main hall, what kind of system is such a big fight! What a system! ”

"Uncle Shi, we know that we are wrong."

"Knowing the mistake, good, good. I'm going to give you a little more memory today. Jiang Ziya took out a flat crutch from the leopard's skin pouch, and faced the backbone of Tianhua and Nezha, and it was three crutches.

"You two go back to me and reflect on it."

"Yes." The two of them fled out of the main hall. With Jiang Ziya's means, where can they help the two of them, they should only be tickled, even if it is a five-light stone, it will make Nezha hurt on the spot at most.

In the second time, Deng Chanyu came to call the battle again, Tianhua came out to ask for help, Jiang Ziya nodded: "Be careful, don't underestimate the enemy." ”

Deng Chanyu crossed the sword and rode a horse, straightened her chest and asked, "What's the name of the coming?" ”

Huang Tianhua replied: "I am the eldest son of King Wucheng, the founder of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and Huang Tianhua is also." You slut, yesterday you injured Nezha with a stone, and today I want to take revenge on him. After that, he raised the silver hammer and hit it, and Deng Chanyu pulled out the mandarin duck knife to meet him.

Before the two of them could get together, Deng Chanyu pulled the horse and left, "Huang Tianhua, do you dare to come to catch me?" Hahaha......"

As soon as these words came out, it was worth it, as a man was despised by a woman, so how to live, you must face the difficulties. "Hugh away!" Tianhua shouted loudly, so he had to urge his mount away and rush forward.

Deng Chanyu smiled slightly, put away the mandarin duck knife, and returned to a stone.

Tianhua had already taken precautions and hurriedly dodged, "Ahhhh However, the five-light stone came too fast, Tianhua couldn't dodge, and was still hit in the face by the stone, and it was more ruthless than Nezha's, and Tianhua wanted to cry in pain.

Jiang Ziya saw that Huang Tianhua's face was seriously injured again, and he hated iron and said, "Why don't you be careful?" ”

Tianhua said: "That slut laughed at me and didn't dare to pursue, when I chased her to recover a stone, it came too fast, and the disciple couldn't dodge, so he was injured by her." ”

Jiang Ziya said angrily: "Let's go back and recuperate." ”

Tianhuafang walked out of the main hall, and Nezha shook his head and said: "For the way of the general, when you are on the battlefield, you must look around and listen to all directions." Can't you even parry a small rock? If a big rock hits, you will break your heart and die. ”

Tianhua said angrily: "Why did you return my words, I was unintentional, why did you remember this little anger." ”

Nezha yelled: "Hmph! It's a retribution, a for a tooth. ”

"Do you want to fight again?"

"I'm afraid you won't make it!"

Jiang Ziya heard the movement, hurried over, and shouted: "Do you two think that you two were not beaten enough yesterday, and retreat quickly." ”

"No."

drove the two away, Jiang Ziya returned to the palace to discuss the matter, "Deng Chanyu, this girl, the technique of sending stones is really unstoppable, how do the generals think they should deal with it?" ”

Yang Jian said: "Uncle Shi, Deng Chanyu hit people with stones, and Brother Longbeard and Tiger Dao also hurt people with stones, and a small stone and a boulder are suitable for Brother Longshu and Tiger Dao to go out of battle." ”

Jiang Ziya was overjoyed when he heard this, and said: "My nephew is reasonable, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, you take the Roaring Heavenly Dog to suppress the formation." ”

"Command."