Chapter 344: You're Really Mentally Retarded

The black-clothed brother and the two gray-clothed protectors, each with gold and silver, or jade or something, in their hands. Seeing that the seller was laughing at them, they glanced at each other one by one, only to realize that they had lost their temper.

Mai'er smiled at the three of them, waved his hand again, and said, "I have given so much gold and silver to the three of you." You are divided, then! Where do they go in seclusion, marry a woman, and have another litter! If you live in poverty, it will be enough for several generations. What kind of Taoist protector should you be? What does it mean to be a Taoist protector? You're going to die at any moment! I tell you! Let's turn back to the shore! ”

Selling a serious look, as if it was really like that.

Seeing that the three of them were still there, Mai'er waved his arms again and shouted, "What are you still doing?" Divide the gold and leave? ”

"Whoa!"

"Clank!"

"When! While! While! ”

Suddenly! There was a loud noise on the side of the big burden on the bed.

The black-clothed senior brother and the two gray-clothed mages threw the gold, silver, jade, and pearls in their hands on the big burden as if they were throwing garbage.

"Are you stupid? Hurry up and divide the gold and leave? What kind of protector should you be? Selling her beautiful eyes glared and shouted.

All three of them faced the sale, and they were fluted, and then! They glanced at each other and smiled wryly.

"Me? We? Do we want gold and silver, and we don't want gold and silver to sell? ”

"If we rob other people's gold and silver, we won't sell them, right?"

"That's it! So who have we become? ”

"If we wanted to live in seclusion, we wouldn't have chosen to be protectors! Now that we have chosen to be a protector, we are ready to die at any time! We are not going to live in seclusion! ”

"Isn't it? We've grown so big and haven't seen so much gold and silver? No? And jade, night pearls? Isn't this curiosity? ”

"What are you serious?" The senior brother in black suddenly came to his senses and said, "We have been sold again!" You see! No? It's a selling! No? ”

The black-clothed senior brother pointed at Mai'er and said, "What about herself?" When she saw so much gold and silver, she didn't have a heartbeat? Isn't she as excited as we are? ”

"That's it! It is! ”

"Hey, hey! Sell! Are you grown? You? ”

"That's it! Selling? If you don't speak like us? If you didn't care that much, would you let the brother in black send away all this gold and silver and bury them? Not yet? Not yet? ”

"That's it! It is! ”

"Sell! Don't laugh at us! We're all in the same mood! All the same! ”

"Hahaha!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Hehehe!"

The black-clothed senior brother and the two gray-clothed Dharma protectors all laughed! And then! Looked at the seller in unison.

"That's it! All right! We're all in the same mood! Turtles don't laugh at turtles! It's all in the mud! All right! All right! Right now! This task is left to the three of you. Whether you divide the seclusion or hide it in a safe place is up to you. ”

Under the eyes of the three of them, the seller had to admit it! She was indeed like the three of them, and the excitement she felt when she saw so much gold and silver for the first time was indescribable. Not to mention seeing so much gold and silver, even when I saw the first piece of silver and the first piece of gold, it was the same.

Truth be told, she suffered the most! When you see the first piece of silver, when you see the first piece of gold, when you see more gold and silver, when you see so much gold, silver and jade at the scene. Every time, it's an ordeal.

It was only now that her state of mind slowly became as flat as water.

At the beginning, she was a person who was so poor that she didn't even have anything to eat, how could she never have thought that she would become a rich sister all of a sudden?

"You're really not afraid that the three of us will divide the gold?" A gray-clad mage asked.

"After we divided the gold, we lied to you and said, bury it! Where, where! And then! When I went to pick it up again, I said I didn't know either. I buried it here before? Who knows who poached it? ”

"Or? To prove our innocence! You're going with us to bury the gold? ”

"I believe you once!" Said indifferently.

"Aren't you afraid we're going to trick you out, then! Empty of people and money? The black-clothed senior brother said.

"You won't? Bring sand to the beach! The seller said angrily: "Stupid, right? You guys? I have given you all the gold and silver, why do you deceive me and kill me? Isn't it? You are so mentally retarded! ”

Seeing that they couldn't deceive the seller, they were said to be mentally retarded by the seller, and the three of them were no longer entangled. Since you can rest assured, let's be serious and responsible!

But! The three of them were surprised that there was so much gold, silver, and jade all of a sudden?

They only knew that Zhuangzi had received a lot of gifts from the Seven Great Wicked People, but they didn't expect that there would be so many?

Mai'er explained: "Brother Zhuang is fine! He won't tell you how much gold and silver he has! He said! You can't let others know what you're all about, or else! People are thinking about you! So! Every time he returned, he secretly stuffed me with gold and silver. I dare say! How much gold and silver I have in my hands, Brother Zhuang won't know! ”

"How is that possible?" The black-clothed senior brother said unconvinced: "Who is Zhuangzi?" What do you think? You think you can embezzle? Unbelief? Do you try to embezzle? ”

"Really!" Mai'er was also unconvinced: "I know who Brother Zhuang is!" As for money, he didn't count! And he said unto me, There is no exchange of gold or silver for food. In the age of famine, neither gold nor silver could be eaten! Don't believe us make a bet? ”

"Bet again? Bet you lose again! Sell! Do you believe it or not? The black-clothed senior brother suddenly came to his senses.

"I'm not going to lose this time! Brother Zhuang will never know! Unbelief? We bet? When Brother Zhuang returns, you will tell him, "You have found gold and silver outside." He must have been surprised? Yes? So much gold and silver? I? I've never seen one before, huh? ”

"Good! Deal! ”

"No! You have to hide jade and night pearls in a special way. Otherwise! He'll be able to remember! And also! Swap this baggage! ”

The seller said he would do it, and changed a burden on the spot, a burden that Zhuangzi had never seen before, and put gold and silver in it. And then! Spread on the bed and wait for Zhuangzi to return. By the end of the day, she was sweating profusely.

But! Feeling, she didn't feel tired at all.