The army returned triumphantly, and at such a beautiful moment, anyone wanted to be at the forefront. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Suo Sanjie and Jiang Wan decisively handed over the baggage and documents to the people below, and they rode to Zhang Jun's side.

At this moment, there are eight civil and military people beside Zhang Jun. There are Song Pei, Suo Sanjie, Jiang Wan and Li Xueshan of Zhiyang County, who resigned, and Han Hu, Zhou Tong, Hu Shuo, and Li Yi, who was promoted with outstanding performance. Among these eight people, except for Yang Xueshan, the rest are all old teams who have followed him from the beginning, and this reward is definitely indispensable, so everyone is in a very good mood.

Before I saw the towering corner tower of Guzang City, I had already heard the noise of the earth-shattering gradually from far and near. When their team appeared in the people's field of vision, the cheers reached a high tide. Zhang Jun saw that the grass on both sides of the official road outside the capital and the big trees on the side of the road were densely packed with people. Occasionally, when the trunk of a tree is crushed and several people fall down together, the soldiers who maintain order will immediately go up and get people-—— you can climb the tree, but you will be fined for destroying the trees on both sides of the avenue!

The whole army, except for Zhang Jun, who had seen a crowd of people in his previous life, where had the others seen such a spectacular scene, they were all a little dumbfounded for a while. The enthusiasm of Gu Zang Baixing was really beyond everyone's expectations.

Song Pei, who was riding a horse beside Zhang Jun, turned his head and said, "Lord, it's better to wear a hood for a while." ”

Zhang Jun knew what Song Pei was referring to, and laughed and said, "Zeqing should also be careful······

Suo Sanjie didn't know why, and asked in wonder: "Such a scenery, it should be the time to become famous, wear a hood, won't no one know me?" Han Hu, Zhou Tong and Hu Shuo also thought the same, and they all looked at Zhang Jun and Song Pei in confusion. Instead, Jiang Wan just smiled, showing a rare mischievous smile.

Zhang Jun and Song Pei glanced at each other, and they both had the idea of watching jokes in their hearts, and they didn't explain, leaving only Suo Sanjie and others to follow inexplicably.

When it was still five miles away from Guzang City, a small colonel came to give an order: "The general and the civil and military officials of Liangzhou are greeting each other one mile outside the city······

didn't dare to let his uncle and Baiguan wait for a long time, lest he be labeled as proud of his achievements by people with ill intentions, Zhang Jun had no choice but to order the whole army to speed up. In an instant, the sound of sonorous footsteps, rumbling horses' hooves, and the sound of squeaky cars mixed together and suddenly rose high, stirring up countless smoke and dust.

The closer you are to Guzang, the more people are watching.

Gradually, people began to throw flowers at the marching procession.

Zhang Jun and Song Pei tacitly glanced at each other, and both picked up the hood and put it on their heads, and even put down the mask. Jiang Wan didn't have an iron helmet, so he had to use a felt hat to make up the numbers, and he also did a good job of protection. When the others saw this, they looked inexplicable, but waved excitedly to the people. Hu Shuo was responsible for leading the guards to open the way in front, and each of them wore bright light armor that reflected the sun, and straightened their waists on horseback one by one, as if they were afraid that others would not notice them.

"Ahh

"Oops······"

Suddenly, a young and handsome sergeant shouted, and everyone thought that he had been attacked and was about to respond, but he waved his hand, only to see a snow-white pear rolling aside, and it turned out that it had been hit in the forehead······

Before the people around him could start laughing at him, more fruit struck him in the face. White pears, sand pears, autumn pears, apples, ringo fruits, plums and citrus, all the fruits that can be bought in the market, have become the things thrown by the people. Many young scholars even lifted large and immature melons (watermelons······ If you get hit in the head, you'll have to faint.

The delicate little ladies are relatively reserved, and they are all picking up light things, such as dried fruits, preserved meat, desserts or something. If it is eaten by a sergeant, the little lady will run up with a red face and stuff her embroidered purse into the sergeant's arms, and I don't know how many happy marriages there are every year. The women of the South now love the weaker and sickly men, while the North still loves the mighty and strong.

If it were the triumph of the Chinese army today, the team would have been disbanded long ago. It's not that military discipline is bad, but that the vast majority of the officers and soldiers in the Chinese army are locals from Guzang, even if their hometowns are a little farther away, they also have relatives living in the city. Often before they enter the city, they are recognized and pulled away by relatives who welcome them in the middle of the road. After all, it's not wartime, and ordinary generals don't feel the need to be too unkind.

However, the soldiers under Zhang Jun's command were all composed of the Guangwu County Government Army and the remnants of Longxi, and most of them were coming to Guzang for the first time, so they could only keep their heads in a tight array under the attack of crackling fruits. It's just that in the eyes of outsiders, this situation has become a very good performance of the elite of the army led by Zhang Jun.

I saw a soldier struggling to throw the red persimmon in his hand, but he didn't hit the sergeant, but passed directly through the gap in the array, and hit the head of a little lady opposite. Seeing the little lady fall to the ground, the gentleman knew that he was in trouble, and took a few steps back in a panic. But he thought about it again, his evasion behavior was too cowardly, so he gritted his teeth and wanted to squeeze to the front to find the little lady again. But by the time he finally squeezed to the front again, the little lady had long since disappeared······

This incident is just a small microcosm, and at this time, many people on both sides of the road have already been hit, so it has evolved into a fruit war. The two sides come and go, but it hurts the sergeants caught in the middle. In desperation, I couldn't take care of the scenery, and I put the scarf on my head and put down the mask, so I felt that the world was much quieter.

Throwing fruits and flowers to the triumphant army is a social atmosphere formed since the Wei and Jin dynasties. Even if someone with bad luck is hit directly in the head, they will not be upset, because it represents luck and blessings. This custom is not only for the military, but it is more enthusiastic when looking at handsome guys.

In the Sixteen Kingdoms of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, it is a very popular thing to watch handsome guys, and there is a good story of "watching and killing". No, Song Pei, who was already holding a fragrant fruit, smiled loudly at Zhang Jun and said, "Lord, fortunately, I wore a hood." ”

Suo Sanjie had already buckled himself with an iron helmet, and said with palpitations: "This formation is too scary, right?" ”

Jiang Wan couldn't help laughing, and pointed to the top of Suo Sanjie's helmet, only to see that there was a citrus on the red tassel.

"Hahaha·······" Everyone laughed, causing Suo Sanjie to touch the top of his head in embarrassment, and took off the citrus and threw it aside.

Zhang Jun was also smashed enough, and when he saw that the soldiers under his command were all embarrassed, he smiled and said: "It's a shame that we don't have Wei Shubao's beauty, otherwise we will be stoned to death." ”

When it comes to the celebrity Xiao Xianrou who was loved by the people during the Wei and Jin dynasties, most people will immediately think of the bodybuilder Ji Kang or Pan An, who is often thrown by girls. But according to the aesthetic standards of women at that time, these two are really not the most beautiful handsome guys. Because the former loves to strike iron, his body is like a block, and his skin is rough; The latter loves to eat all kinds of fruits, and his face must be white and red, but not sick enough.

In fact, according to the aesthetic standards of women in the Wei and Jin dynasties, Wei Jue can be called a beautiful man in the true sense. In "The World Speaks New Words", it is said that Wei Jue is "beautiful and weak", which is in line with the standard that women like in the Wei and Jin dynasties - morbid beauty.

Wei Jue's beauty can not only conquer women, but even men are thrilled when they see it. One year, Wei Jue and his mother went to his uncle's house, and the hussar general, who was usually conceited and handsome, saw that his nephew, whom he had never met, was stunned, and said in a trembling voice: "The pearl and jade are on the side, making me filthy!" Then he took Wei Jue around every day, and often said: Traveling with Wei Jue is like a pearl on the side, and it shines brightly.

Later, these words spread, and Wei Jue had an additional name - "Yurun".

When Wei Jue was weak, he had the same hobbies as Pan An, and often traveled by car. The difference is that Pan An uses a horse-drawn carriage, the body of the carriage is deep and large, and one or two thousand catties of fruit thrown by the girls of the Wei and Jin dynasties can be loaded back after a trip; Wei Jue's car was pulled by four goats, whose fur seemed to have been drifted through, and the whole body was better than snow. When people saw Wei Jue, they could only see a pair of black gems floating in the air, which were his eyes; and scarlet, lips that seem to have no face to place.

It was a disaster for a beautiful person like Wei Jue to go out, paralyzing the traffic in Luoyang City every time. So when Wei Jue was still very young, his father Wei Heng forbade his son to go out. But there is another reason why Wei Heng didn't let his son go out, that is, Wei Jue's vermilion mouth is very able to speak, and when it comes to Lao Zhuang, it can make Wang Cheng, the most famous master of Qing Zhuang, fall down.

One day, Wei Jue took advantage of his father's lax supervision and ran out and ran to the lower capital in one go. Sweating and panting slightly, I was about to find a wine shop to rest and eat something by the way, but I didn't expect to be surrounded by the women of the lower capital. The Wei and Jin girls in the first row who gathered up only glanced at Wei Jue and all fainted, and the people in the back row immediately hugged up and then fainted, looking down from the air, these women were like dominoes arranged in a circle, and they fell very regularly. Wei Jue was difficult to break through, and he was watched for three days and three nights, until all the women in the lower capital city fainted, and he was able to come out.

But Wei Jue was overtired, so he died.

Since only ten years have passed since this incident, the world still remembers it vividly, so as soon as Zhang Jun said, everyone subconsciously looked around nervously, as if they were afraid of being surrounded.

Especially Hu Shuo, because he is too tall, he is simply the dish of those little ladies. But this thing simply took the initiative to meet it, and moved its body wherever there were many people, and because it was at the forefront, it also blocked a lot of attacks. Even if he has been smashed all over the body with juice, he still enjoys it.

Zhang Jun pretended, pointed at it with a horsewhip and said with a smile: "There was Wei Shubao in the past, and there is Hu Shuo today, it may not be a beautiful talk in the future!" ”

Everyone laughed, but saw that the front suddenly opened up, and the noisy people were blocked by countless tall soldiers wearing Chinese army clothes and armor on the side of the road, revealing the tooth flag of the general, Liangzhou Mu Zhang Mao!

PS: The types of fruits that appear in this article all existed during the period of the Sixteen Kingdoms of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

1. The cotton apples native to China have been recorded in the Qin and Han dynasties and have been cultivated in the Wei and Jin dynasties. Jia Sixian's "Qi Min Yao Shu" has a detailed exposition of Qi and Lin Yi. The apples are today, including the betel seeds. Ringo is the sand fruit. Therefore, apples have been cultivated in China for more than 2,000 years, and the Hexi Corridor is its central production area.

2. Plum has been cultivated in China for at least 3,000 years, "Shuowen": "Li, Li Guoye". The Book of Songs? Lesser? There is a platform in Nanshan": "There is Li in Beishan. “

3. The history of pear tree cultivation in China is more than 4,000 years. "Saying": "North and south, pear fruit also".

4. Citrus originates from China. The ancient book "Yu Gong" records that in the Xia Dynasty 4,000 years ago, citrus has been listed as a tribute tax. By the Qin and Han dynasties, citrus production was further developed. "Historical Records: The Biography of Su Song" records: "Qi must lead to the sea of fish and salt, and Chu must lead to the garden of orange and grapefruit", indicating that the citrus of Chu and the fish and salt production of Qi are equally important.