13. A valuable thief
Li Buqi glanced at the portrait suspiciously, although he didn't dare to say that it was perfect, but in the Great Song Dynasty, there would definitely be no portrait that reflected the face of this person more realistically than this portrait, and there was nothing wrong with the painting. He said suspiciously: "This is exactly how you are painted, and I will change it for you if you say it is not suitable." ”
Unexpectedly, You Gongzi jumped up: "It's not a painting at all, how can I change it?" Don't fool me that I don't know how to draw. ”
Well? Is this a smashing field? Li Buqi remembered that when You Gongzi wanted to paint his portrait, many onlookers, including the bookstore guys, had strange faces and quietly hid back, and couldn't help frowning.
Lian Guangzhi couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped forward and said, "Friend, this is obviously you, how can you say that it was someone else who painted it?" Do you think so? ”
There were very few applicants, and most of them didn't even dare to make a noise even the bookstore and the guy and the owner of the four treasures of the study. It seems that this surname is not good stubble.
A neck surnamed You: "I can't even tell that it's me who painted it, how can you see it?" He asked the helper next to him, "Don't you look like it?" ”
More than a dozen companions and helpers shook their heads: "It's not like it at all." How are you doing? And squeezed to Lian Guangzhi's side and deliberately showed a muscle, looking provocative.
The surnamed You smiled evilly: "That's it!" Boy, if you haven't been able to do this yet, don't come out and show your eyes. But this son is kind and generous, and seeing that you are pitiful, I will give you five cents to buy your painting. Wang Er, give him five cents. ”
A companion took out five cents from the blanket and deliberately counted them, and then threw them at Li Buqi. It seems that it is already obvious that this man is the troublemaker. Under the rapid change of mind, Li Buqi had already thought about using this guy as a stepping stone. So he remained motionless and let the coin fall to the ground.
The surname You Yin said with a face: "Why do you think that the five cents are less?" ”
Li Buqi shook his head: "It has been written below that the painting is not like taking a penny." I only asked Childe in the next and thought it was really not like painting in the next? ”
You Gongzi laughed: "Of course not, it's not me at all!" ”
Li Buqi waved his hand to Lian Guangzhi, who was already about to do it, and asked again: "Childe thinks it's really not you?" ”
"Of course not!"
Li Buqi arched his hand and said: "I see, that's not good at learning art and making amends for my sin." ”
Straightened up, Li Buqi rolled up the portrait, but You Gongzi stretched out his hand: "Take it!" ”
Li Buqi pretended to be puzzled: "What? ”
"Portrait."
Li Buqi pretended to be surprised this time: "What does Gongzi want this portrait for?" It's not you. ”
You Gongzi originally wanted to get a portrait for nothing, so he flatly denied that Li Buqi's painting was good, and the original intention was that if he didn't buy the portrait, it would be useless for Li Buqi, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the poor boy would send it up. Who wants Li not to give up but not to give. But this did not bother him, and he rolled his eyes and said, "By the way, since you admit that you are not good at learning, you will have to compensate me for the fact that I have been sitting here for so long." ”
At this time, Lian Guangzhi was almost about to have a seizure, but Li Buqi stopped him with his eyes and asked quietly: "I don't know what compensation Gongzi wants?" ”
You Gongzi stretched out a finger: "Consistent money!" I don't blame you, so many of me have been basking under this big sun for so long, and I have to reward them with some tea money. ”
As soon as these words came out, the crowd of onlookers was in a commotion, but Li Buqi still lowered his eyes and turned his head to ask Lian Guangzhi: "Does my brother have any money?" Lend it to the younger brother first. ”
Lian Guangzhi had already seen some doorways, and immediately took out the money from the blanket. It's dangerous, exactly one thousand and one wen, Li Buqi counted seven hundred wen and asked, "Is this feasible?" ”
You Gongzi originally thought that Li Buqi would be reluctant to give him the portrait if he was penniless in a linen dress, but he didn't expect Li Buqi to lend him consistent money, and he couldn't help but be annoyed, but what he just said was not easy to regret, so he had to shout: "What I said is consistent, how can I always save it?" ”
The copper coins of the Song Dynasty were valuable, so it is generally said that the consistent money is the consistent province, only 700 copper coins, but the consistent enough is 1,000 copper coins, a difference of 300 Wen. Now the discussion is louder. But Li Buqi still didn't change his face and counted out three hundred Wen and put it on the ground: "Is this enough?" ”
Gongzi You has already determined that Li Buqi is a dead eye, but he is helpless, he can't grab things in broad daylight in Daxiangguo Temple, right? Although his father's backstage is hard, the bald donkey of Daxiangguo Temple is not easy to mess with, so his father knows that he is making trouble in Daxiangguo Temple. Now that a visiting monk had been brought in, he waved his folding fan, and a companion immediately came up to get the money. Li Buqi stretched out his hand to block the companion: "Wait." This is always a small amount of money, and you must always have a saying when you collect money. ”
You Gongzi glared: "What do you want?" ”
Li Buqi said: "Why do you have to set up a note to explain that the two have nothing to do with each other from now on." ”
You Gongzi said: "Then you can hurry, this Gongzi can't wait." ”
Li Buqi walked to Lian Guangzhi's hexagram stall and picked up a pen to write two notes, and then read them out, only saying that You Gongzi thought that the portrait painted by Li Buqi was not at all like himself, and that it was another person entirely.
You Gongzi had no objection to this, so the two signed and painted the handprints and invited the monks who inspected the Great Xiangguo Temple to testify. The monk didn't want to offend You Gongzi, and also hoped to settle the matter as soon as possible, so he also signed and painted his handprint.
You Gongzi's companion took the money, and Lian Guangzhi asked in a low voice, "Brother, what do you want?" ”
Li Buqi smiled and said, "Brother, wait to see a good show." ”
Turning around, he picked up the pen again and wrote three words on the portrait, and said loudly to Lian Guangzhi: "It just so happens that I don't have an advertisement here that people can see at a glance, so I use him." He unfolded the portrait and showed it to the crowd of onlookers and asked, "What do you think?" ”
The literate people in the crowd were first surprised and then couldn't help laughing after seeing the portrait, and the illiterate ones hurriedly asked, "What is written on it?" When the literacy people explained, they laughed along. Li Buqi continued to say loudly: "When the hanging is broken one day, I will go home and wipe my ass!" ”
At this time, everyone couldn't help laughing. The guy at the bookstore hurriedly whispered, "Little brother, you're in trouble." Nayou Gongzi's father is the head of the Tokyo City Quality Warehouse, and he is also rampant in Kaifeng Mansion. If you provoke him, you will not be good. ”
Li Buqi didn't give up but didn't care - it was easy for Han Qi to kill a nobody, but it wasn't necessarily so easy to kill a person with some reputation. If something happens today, the city of Tokyo will immediately spread the word, and this is definitely a good opportunity to build momentum for yourself. As for the head of the quality bank, what is compared to Han Qi?
You Gongzi had just walked a few steps, when he suddenly heard the people behind him laughing, subconsciously turned around, and saw that someone was turning his head to look at them, and when he found him looking over, he quickly turned his head away. He was puzzled, so he asked a companion to go back and take a look, and in a blink of an eye, the companion ran back like a mad dog: "Oh no." That guy wrote three big characters on the portrait of the son, and he wanted to hang it on the wall to show off! ”
"What? What does a thief look like? You Gongzi immediately jumped up: "Take me like a thief?" So bold! ”
No one dared to tease him like this since he was a child, so he immediately turned around and killed him and shouted: "Wu Na man, how dare you take my portrait as a thief?" If you don't ask who I am, don't you want to live? ”
Li Buqi was still not angry, holding the note that You Gongzi had just signed in his hand: "You Gongzi said that he was laughing, how dare I take You Gongzi's portrait as a thief?" You just said it wasn't you! You Gongzi won't be so forgetful, right? ”
"You ......" You Gongzi choked up for a while, and was speechless.
Seeing a few bald donkeys was also funny, You Gongzi knew that it was planted today. He was also single: "I bought this painting." ”
Li Buqi shook his head: "Don't sell it, this is my rare proud work." ”
"Two, no, three money!"
Li Buqi shook his head again: "Don't sell it." I want the world to see what a thief looks like. ”
You Gongzi almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Don't deceive people too much!" Do you know who I am? ”
Li Buqi snorted: "When did you deceive you?" This is my painting, it's about your birds, can you still rob it? Who do I care you are? ”
Several monks saw it badly, and an older one hurriedly came up and persuaded him: "Little donor, it's convenient for you to be with others, so sell this painting to Lord You." ”
Li Buqi bowed down to be taught, and then turned to You Gongzi: "For the sake of You Gongzi's sincerity in wanting this painting, I will give you a preferential price, take twelve feet, and you will take the painting." ”