Chapter Seventy-Five: Sycophants

The more Chen Fei spoke, the more energetic he became, and he began to introduce his products endlessly in front of Li Shimin and others, in order to make a little more money, Chen Fei was also quite hard.

Li Shimin, Chu Suiliang and others glanced at each other and felt a little inexplicable.

What is the right thing to say about a good bard? How did you start talking about orchards?

But Li Shimin listened and listened, and really showed a trace of interest in Chen Fei's orchard.

"Oh? What is the Peach Feast? How come I've never tasted it? The fruit trees in the garden you just said can be picked at will, as long as you pay the money, you are not afraid that we will take the orchard away? And what kind of mahjong are you talking about? What is a concert? What is a double buckle? How come I've never heard of such strange things? Chen Fei, let's talk to me carefully! ”

Chen Fei licked his dry lips: "Your Majesty, these things, the kid won't be able to say clearly for a while, it's better for His Majesty to come to the kid's manor a month later to have a look, and then he will naturally know." ”

Li Mingda in Li Shimin's arms grabbed Li Shimin's big hand and shook it, and coquettishly said: "Father, I'm going, I'm going to the orchard to play!" ”

When Chen Fei saw Li Mingda, his eyes lit up, and another idea came to his mind: "Hehe, my peach orchard is not only suitable for adults to play, but also has projects specially set up for children, including wooden horses, swings, rolling hoops, slides and other projects to ensure that Her Royal Highness the princess can have fun." ”

Li Mingda listened to Chen Fei's words, became more and more impatient, shook Li Shimin's hand, and pouted pitifully: "Father, Mingda wants to go out to play, you said, take Mingda out to play." ”

Li Shimin is very fond of Li Mingda's baby, and he also wants to go to Chen Fei's orchard to see it, so he agreed.

"It's better than this, a month later, how about I simply set up a banquet in your orchard and call the Manchu Dynasty civil and military to go together?"

Manchu civil and military together? Chen Fei was taken aback! As a result, his family's orchard is really famous, and there are some things that must be prepared in advance...... Chen Fei thought for a while and then made up his mind.

Suddenly, something occurred to him.

"Your Majesty... So what... Since there is a banquet in my homeland, then the matter of money..."

"Money? Hahaha! You kid actually talked to me about money? I've been an emperor for so many years, but it's the first time I've heard anyone dare to talk to me about money. Li Shimin laughed loudly, and the rest of Kong Yingda also echoed the laughter, as if Chen Fei had told a big joke, and he didn't take Chen Fei's joke seriously at all.

No way! How can you not give money? So many of you come to eat and drink for nothing, don't you make my family poor?

"That's... That one... The boy's family is poor, and he still counts on this garden to make money, Your Majesty..."

"Okay, okay, you just have to mention how much money you have, can I still bully you a little doll?"

Huh~ Fortunately, Li Shimin is more reasonable.

Chen Fei secretly breathed a sigh of relief, if he met Cheng Yanjin, an old rascal, maybe Uncle Yan would save the money again, who would Chen Fei cry to at that time?

"Hehe, you kid seems to be a genius, why do you have so many strange things in your head? You've never been to school, where did you learn all these things? ”

"Floating clouds, they are all floating clouds, these are all things that the kid ponders in his spare time when he is bored." Chen Fei waved his hand modestly, and his appearance was so cheap that people wanted to smoke him.

"Figured it out yourself?" Li Shimin has been the emperor for more than ten years, and his knowledge is extraordinary, so he naturally doesn't believe Chen Fei's words.

If you can come up with so many new tricks by pondering and pondering by yourself, the world is full of wizards, why do you want to set up a school?

"Little baby, don't try to deceive me, if you can't tell me why, hehe..." Li Shimin showed a mouthful of white teeth at Chen Fei, and said with a sad smile: "I let you experience the taste of being tortured by prisoners." ”

"Goo!" A layer of fine sweat broke out on Chen Fei's forehead, he didn't doubt Li Shimin's words at all, if he didn't say the reason again, which would make Li Shimin unhappy, maybe he would really tie him up and put him in prison and cry happily.

"This... This one... Your Majesty may not believe it, but I actually... Wenqu star descends to earth! ”

Chen Fei's old face turned red, and he used the lies he had used again, and before Li Shimin could react, he hurriedly received: "About two months ago, I had a serious illness, I woke up and fainted, and almost died. In a daze, I saw an old man, who told me that I was a Wenqu star in my last life, and because I benefited the common people privately, I was demoted to the mortal, and the old man came to enlighten me, so he taught me a lot of secret methods. After the secret method was taught, my illness was cured without medicine, and I was cured all at once, so... Boy, these strange ideas..."

Chen Fei didn't continue, but the meaning was obvious.

Such nonsense was made up by Chen Fei in a serious way, interspersed with a little fact, which actually made Li Shimin believe most of it.

"Huh? Wenqu star descends to earth? Li Shimin stared at Chen Fei suspiciously, trying to find clues from his face.

It's a pity that Chen Fei's expression is very normal, and Li Shimin didn't find any suspicions after watching it for a long time.

"Since you said that you are a Wenqu star... Hiss! No, I always feel that something is wrong. ”

Goofs?

Chen Fei hurriedly spoke: "Your Majesty, if I hadn't been a Wenqu star, how could I have never learned an article, how could I practice a good hand, and how could so many strange ideas suddenly appear?" ”

"This..." Li Shimin hesitated, what Chen Fei said was the truth, and he couldn't refute it for a while.

Chen Fei simply lost his face and continued: "Your Majesty is the true dragon son of heaven, and he is talented and ambitious, so he naturally wants Wenqu Xing to come to assist. ”

"Shhh Chu Suiliang, Kong Yingda, and the old man and the others all gasped.

This kid, what a big breath! Do you really think of yourself as a literary music star?

Li Shimin was obviously very interested in Chen Fei's words.

I am a real dragon, what's wrong with God sending a Wenqu star to assist me? It's normal! This shows that I am the orthodox emperor, and the Xuanwumen Revolution twelve years ago was a righteous rebellion!

What the? How so? If I wasn't the true dragon emperor, why did God send Wen Quxing down to assist?

As for whether what Chen Fei said is true or false... Regardless of whether he is real or not, Li Shimin believes it anyway.

"Good! What a Wenqu star! Hahaha! I have such talents, why worry about the country? Hahaha! ”

Kong Yingda and the others glanced at each other: Yes, since the Son of Heaven has said so, what else can I do? Follow the sycophants!

Several people shouted "long live" to Li Shiminshan, and at the same time, several people put a label of "sycophant" on Chen Fei's head.

In addition to composing poems and tinkering with some strange things, this guy's sycophants are also first-class, and Li Shimin's smile has not stopped until now.

Li Shimin smiled enough to calm his mood, looked at Chen Fei, and sighed: "It's a pity, I'm too young, although I am talented, but my temperament is not sophisticated enough, Chen Fei, you still stay in Guozijian these days, go to school hard, en... Sui Liang, Yingda, Xiang Lao, you go back first, I have something to ask Chen Fei. ”