Chapter 172: Who Pounds Whom
"What? Do? What law have I violated? I? ”
Zhuangzi dodged and jumped to the side, dodging several soldiers who pounced on him.
"Hey, hey? Or a hard stubble? The leading soldier sat on horseback, pointed at Zhuangzi with his whip, and laughed. Sure enough! I heard you have two hits! The prison of the Qin State can't hold you! ”
Speaking of this, the leading soldier's face sank and he shouted, "This is the Wei State!" It's not the Qin State! Above! Let's go together! Beat him up first! His name is Zhuang Zhou! His father's name is Zhuang Buming, and his mother's name is Dai Liu'er! His father and mother have killed many people in our Wei Kingdom! He! Zhuang Zhou! Recognize the thief as his father, Yang Zhu is his father-killing enemy, but he worships Yang Zhu as a teacher! Beat him up first! Teach him a lesson! ”
When the men under him heard this, they froze for a moment, and then pounced again.
"It turns out that he is the Zhuang Zhou who recognizes the thief as his father! Above! Let's go together! It's a hard stubble! Above! ”
"Up!" One of the soldiers smiled and said, "You have suffered today!" I've met a few of our brothers! If you are a cow, I will slaughter you! ”
"Less nonsense! Beat him up first! ”
The noon sun shone warmly on the earth, the north wind blew weakly on the dead grass on the roadside, and a few birds chirped and flew by.
Four more soldiers jumped down from their horses and surrounded Zhuangzi from the encirclement. The leading soldier was still sitting on horseback, whip in hand, and his face was proud. нéíуапGě intoxicated chapter, festival billion terrier new
He thought to himself: In this wilderness, labor and management will kill you like pinching an ant to death. If you are happy, you will find a place to bury you, but if you are not happy, what if you are not happy that labor and management will throw you into the field? Not again! Labor and management will get you back, and find the general to report something! You guy who recognizes a thief as his father, you are a cow in the Qin country, and you are still a cow when you arrive in the Wei country?
"Hit! Hit me hard! ”
Seeing a few people rushing over, Zhuangzi not only did not fear, but also snickered. He jumped out of the encirclement in another flash, looked around, and couldn't help laughing.
This place is barren and populated, there are no ancients before, and no one after them! Nima Di! What a great place to tidy up!
"How many of you?" Zhuangzi pretended to be scared and asked, "How many of you are going together?" ”
The other party ignored him, and pounced again from the encirclement. It looks like it's professionally trained.
"Take off your armor! I don't run! You can't outrun me in armor! Seeing these guys fully armed, Zhuangzi felt that it was really difficult to deal with. Coax them all to take off their armor one by one, and you can beat them well.
Several soldiers ignored him and surrounded him again.
Zhuangzi flashed and flashed past one of them, out of the encirclement.
"Take it off! Otherwise! You can't catch me! After leaving the encirclement, Zhuangzi did not run, but stood there and waved to several people.
Several soldiers looked at each other and nodded at each other. He didn't speak, but surrounded him tacitly. But? When the encirclement was formed, they began to take off their armor.
One soldier took off first, and the others remained on alert. The soldier who took it off first took off his helmet and bent down to the ground. Just as he was about to stand up straight to take off his armor, a figure flashed in front of him.
"Smack!"
A big slap came over!
"Take it off! Take off! Take it off? After Zhuangzi slapped the man, he dodged and stood in his original position.
"Nima Land!"
Several others couldn't help but curse.
The man who had been beaten suddenly became a little dizzy, and shook his head for a while before he came to his senses.
"Take it off! Take it off? Looking for a fight, isn't it? Zhuangzi urged again.
The guy who was beaten was like an obedient child, and he really took it off.
"Smack!"
Suddenly! Zhuangzi flashed forward again and patted the man on the head.
The man's head was "buzzing" again, and he didn't know whether he was in the clouds or in the fog, and he couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south.
When the leading soldier on horseback saw this, he immediately shouted angrily.
"Are you all fools? If he asks you to take it off, you will take it off? Can't take it off? If you take it off, he'll beat you! You're wearing armor, where did he hit you? Idiot? ”
Several soldiers surrounding Zhuangzi glanced at each other, did not speak, and pounced on Zhuangzi again.
Zhuangzi did not defend himself, and ran out of the encirclement again in a dodge. Stand on the periphery and wave to everyone.
"Can't you take it off? He's running fast! Several soldiers complained as they surrounded Zhuangzi.
"He's fast, he's fast, and my horse is fast?" The leading soldier shouted. And then! Urging the horse forward, he shouted at Zhuangzi: "Boy! Don't run! Labor and management want to teach you a lesson! If they kill you, labor and management will cut you with a sword! Don't run! ”
"Not running?" Zhuangzi smiled: "I'm waiting to be beaten?" I don't run? ”
"Hmm!" The leader of the horses nodded, "You just wait to be beaten!" Yes! ”
"Okay, then? Let me go after a beating? ”
"Hmmm! Beat you up and let you go! ”
"Good! Deal! I don't run! Zhuangzi smiled and agreed.
Under the protection of the leading soldier on horseback, the soldiers took off their helmets and armor. They looked at each other, and then at Zhuangzi. Saw! Zhuangzi really stood there without moving, and couldn't help laughing.
"Boy! We will be very gentle! Above! ”
"Still gentle? Beat him to death! ”
"That's right! Beat him to death! ”
"Up! What's the? Array! ”
"Array!"
"Array!"
As he spoke, several soldiers immediately formed a formation, and then narrowed the encirclement.
"Nimadi! And the formation? The corners of Zhuang Zhou's mouth twitched, and he smiled: "Did your general teach it?" Yes! That must have been taught by Guiguzi's predecessors! Yes! Be careful! ”
Zhuangzi laughed as he shuttled back and forth in the opponent's formation. Don't say it! The other party's formation is really a bit of a doorway. One was careless, and he almost suffered a loss.
In fact! It's not a formation either! But! A set of combination punches taught by Pang Juan. That is, a set of boxing techniques that cooperate with each other.
"You know it's amazing, right? Brat! Uncle tells you! This is the consequence of the earth! You're not running yet? You should run? The man on horseback couldn't help but feel proud. He muttered to himself, "Are you still running hair?" Labor and management ride horses, and they are thousands of miles away! Can you outrun a horse? Ouch! ”
That's it! A punch in the face!
I don't know when, Zhuangzi jumped out of the encirclement, stepped on the top of one of them, and one leaped in front of him, punching him in the face.
Zhuangzi spun around and landed on the ground, and said with a smile: "Who beat whom?" Not necessarily! Look at it like that, you guys often beat people, don't you? Good! Then you can taste the taste of being beaten today! ”
Finished! I saw Zhuangzi's figure flashing and disappearing on the spot. Over there! Then there was a scream.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
In the grass of the withered yellow ground, several soldiers who had taken off their armor rolled inside. Their heads were knocked on the head, and they were dizzy, and they couldn't tell the difference between east and west.
Zhuangzi shot like lightning and hit the relevant acupuncture points on their heads.