For a drunken Fang Xiuwu Dalang has seen it, isn't this yesterday's thing? He also cheated and poured Huizong's stomach of wine, so that he succeeded in getting drunk.

Now it's okay, this guy Huizong actually asked him to drink again, Wu Dalang even wondered if Huizong was addicted to drinking, would such Huizong become an alcoholic? ?

But if you really become a drunkard, then at most there is one more title, anyway, Huizong already has so many titles that make people complain, and one more drunkard is not a big deal.

Huizong wants to invite Wu Dalang to drink, of course Wu Dalang can't refuse, drinking can also promote feelings, even if he is a friend of Huizong, then Wu Dalang still feels that there is still a head.

Therefore, Wu Dalang immediately replied: "Your Majesty invited, Dalang dared to disobey his orders." ”

So Huizong said to the little nobleman next to him: "Little nobleman, go and bring my two jars of century-old wine." ”

"Yes."

After Xiao Guizi left, Huizong asked Wu Dalang, who was sitting opposite him: "Now that Li Yan has broken his leg, the position of the head of the inner hall is also vacant, I don't know if Wu Aiqing has a suitable person to recommend." ”

Wu Dalang didn't know what medicine Huizong was selling in the gourd at this time, how could he suddenly come to this sentence, it stands to reason that there are few eunuchs he knows, does Huizong want to test something?

As soon as his thoughts turned, Wu Dalang immediately said with a smile: "Your Majesty wants to ask me something else, and I can answer one or two things, but I don't know where to start with the candidate for the head of the inner house, and the eunuchs I know are limited." If I were to pick one of these eunuchs I knew, I think the little nobleman would be quite suitable. ”

What Huizong wants, Wu Dalang doesn't know, and he can't give a correct answer, so he can only say that this kind of retreat is advanced, simulating two words, and by the way, raise a little nobleman.

Huizong looked at Wu Dalang with interest: "Oh, Wu Aiqing thinks Xiao Guizi is a good candidate?" ”

Wu Dalang shook his head and said: "Of course, the little noble son is not a good candidate, he has only been in the palace for a short time, and I am afraid it will be difficult to convince the public." ”

Huizong was even more curious at this time, he didn't understand that Wu Dalang had just nominated Xiao Guizi before, and the next moment he actually denied it directly.

So Huizong also asked suspiciously: "Wu Aiqing's words are a little contradictory to the previous sentence." ”

Wu Dalang pondered for a while: "The last one is mainly to see that the little noble son is down-to-earth and diligent, and works hard for His Majesty, so it is inevitable that there will be some emotional bias, and the latter is for the overall situation, which is not emotional." ”

Wu Dalang knew that Huizong would definitely not arrange for Xiao Guizi to be the head of Da Nei now, but it did not prevent Wu Dalang from planting a seed in Huizong's heart first, so that Huizong would have a little noble son in his heart, and when the seed germinated, it would be a matter of course.

Huizong nodded: "It's still Wu Aiqing's thoughtfulness, unlike some ministers, who will nominate their cronies, I'm really annoyed." Many times I think about sealing one casually, and it will save trouble. ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched: So... Is that why you lost your country? Is it because you're afraid of trouble that you always respond to your requests? Then you're really a fortune boy.

Wu Dalang knocked on the side again: "Actually, it's easy to solve some troubles." ”

Huizong's eyes lit up: "Oh, Wu Aiqing has a good way, you might as well talk about it." ”

Wu Dalang pretended to think for a moment and said: "One is in oneself, if you want to have no trouble, you have to make everyone dare not trouble you." One is that if you want to be trouble-free, you have to have a few people who will help you deal with trouble. ”

Of course, Wu Dalang's words are also subconsciously scrutinizing himself, after all, he is chatting with Huizong now, and Huizong can easily think of him.

Huizong said with a smile: "Sometimes I really doubt how Wu Aiqing's head grows, why she is so smart, she understands so much at a young age, and this trouble is also very incisive." ”

Immediately, Huizong suddenly became a little sentimental: "Trouble, I have also tried to do this, I have tried to refuse trouble, but as an emperor, it is a trouble in itself." So I gave the trouble to others, but in the end, I found that it was also a big problem. There are few people in the world who understand my mind, I just want to be a profligate person, writing poems, paintings, collecting curiosities, drinking spirits, and playing with women. That's about it. ”

Wu Dalang originally listened well in front of him, and felt that Huizong was still quite pitiful, but he found that the more he heard the back, the more he found that Huizong was talking like a bastard...

Wu Dalang said thoughtfully: "Well, it seems that Your Majesty is not a person, but there is a minister who supervises the imperial history, I can be Your Majesty's eyes, see the faces of these people clearly for Your Majesty, and prevent them from causing trouble for Your Majesty." ”

Huizong said with emotion: "If Wu Aiqing could have been born a few years earlier, and I could have met Wu Aiqing earlier, why would I be so sad." The wine is coming, not to mention these unpleasant things, there is wine today and drunk today, life is short for decades, regardless of the flood. ”

Wu Dalang's cheeks twitched: Nima, it's this kind of bastard again... I said how did Da Song be played by you.

Wu Dalang praised: "Your Majesty is arrogant, does what he wants, and does not go with the world to admire Weichen." ”

The shameless Wu Dalang had a set of words in his heart, and Huizong was very interested.

Huizong opened the wine jar he had just put down, poured a full bowl of wine, and then poured another bowl for Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang watched the wine swaying in the bowl, he felt a burst of dizziness, drinking, he refused.

Huizong picked up the bowl and shouted: "Come, Da Lang, I have done this bowl, this bowl has no etiquette for monarchs and ministers, only friendships." ”

Listening to Huizong's opening remarks at the wine table, Wu Dalang finally knew why Chinese people often drank when socializing, and that's what the ancestors did, this turned out to be a tradition.

What else could Wu Dalang say, he could only pick up the bowl and say stubbornly: "Brother Zhao, come, do this bowl." ”

Anyway, Huizong said that there is no etiquette for monarchs and ministers, Wu Dalang simply gave him a big brother Zhao, this bowl of wine will be delicious, then it will be a brother, a brother, you can't use a knife to cut me, right? ?

This Huizong will also use a knife to cut him in the future, and Wu Dalang will spray him in the face with a sip of old wine.

No one dared to call the title of Brother Zhao, Wu Dalang was the first to call out, and Huizong's heart also had a trace of different emotions, and even he couldn't describe the feeling.

The two bowls touched, and then the two of them drank the wine down.

Wu Dalang also gave up his young life, and a big bowl of wine was poured into his stomach like this.

Xiao Guizi was a little confused, so he went to get two jars of wine, why did these two people start to call each other brothers? This plot is a little wrong.,Xiao Guizi even wondered if he was on the wrong set.。。

(End of chapter)