Chapter 183 Farce
Zhu Hongsan peeked out the window at his wife taking a bath, how could the Bai family in the house think that his father-in-law was so dirty. Bai Shi is almost washed now, and he is wiping his body.
Bai was trained to be an actor when he was a child, and his words and deeds were charming, and the water vapor in the house made Zhu Hongsan outside itchy.
Zhu Hongsan said secretly in his heart: "In the past, it was night in London, but I didn't expect Lao Qi's figure to be so good. Straight legs, full chest, the key is that the skin is really white, and it is shiny white against the moisture. ”
Bai is just eighteen years old this year, which is the best age for a woman, and Zhu Hongsan naturally drooled.
Here Zhu Hongsan peeked at his wife taking a bath, he forgot that there was not only the Bai family living in this courtyard, but also the two little maids who were waiting.
The little girl Shuangxi is a native of Jiangxi, and her hometown was plagued by Zhang Xianzhong a year ago. The house in the family was burned, and there was no way to go south to Guangdong with his parents and brothers.
The displaced people in the south are more lucky, they are in the south, and they can get some food in the mountains. In addition, Shuangxi has four brothers, so her family has nothing to lose on the road.
When she arrived in Guangdong, her family had a total of five laborers, and her life changed dramatically immediately after she entered the factory as a worker, and she paid fifteen taels of silver a month, which she had never dared to think of before.
So the whole family offered Zhu Hongsan's immortal tablet one after another. After the Chinese New Year, I heard that the Zhu Mansion was going to recruit Yahuan to serve his wife, and Shuangxi's father sent Shuangxi into the mansion as soon as possible.
Shuangxi is a girl from the Zhuang family and has a strong body, so Ma Xiaofang assigned her to the Bai family as a girl, and she has a monthly salary of seven yuan of silver.
Today, Bai Shi saw that the weather was warm, and he was ready to take a bath, and arranged for the two little girls, Shuangxi and Fang'er, to go to fetch water and prepare.
As soon as Shuangxi came back from a bucket of hot water, she saw the gate of the courtyard open, and she clearly remembered that the gate was closed when she left. When I walked to the door, I saw that there was a lewd man peeking outside the house where the lady was bathing.
The man was dressed in a floral robe (the one that Shuangxi did not recognize the prince wearing), one hand on the windowsill, and his head was pressed against the window. There was a lewd smile on his face, saliva was left at the corner of his mouth, and the most disgusting man was still digging into his robe with one hand.
Double Happiness is fourteen years old and already knows a few things about men and women. At a glance, you can tell that this man has not done a good job. Shuangxi is dying of joy, Lord Chu has a great kindness to her whole family, and she came in to serve her wife to repay her kindness. Seeing a man peeking at his wife taking a bath and doing such a nasty thing, can he still be spared?
Shuangxi carried a bucket full of hot water, quietly came to Zhu Hongsan's back, lifted the bucket and buckled it vigorously on Zhu Hongsan's head.
Zhu Hongsan should actually be able to hear the voice behind him, but he is now at a critical time, and he came out with a little more strength, so he didn't pay attention to behind him. In addition, Zhu Hongyi used to do these dirty things, and today there are people in his own house who are sentry, so he is on the road of Xiaoyahuan.
Zhu Hongsan was at a critical juncture, but he didn't expect a bucket of hot water to come down and scream hotly.
After Shuangxi buckled the bucket on Zhu Hongsan's head, he picked up the sweeping broom and hit it. While fighting, he shouted: "Come and catch the thief!" ”
In the house, Bai was getting dressed, and when he heard movement outside, he hurriedly put on his clothes and went out to see what was going on. Outside the courtyard, a few healthy women also rushed in. This is the inner house of the Chu Palace, men are not allowed to enter, and the people who work are hired healthy women.
When these healthy women saw that they had caught a lewd thief, they also helped Shuangxi beat Zhu Hongsan together.
This meal was easy to beat, Zhu Hongsan was beaten and rolled all over the ground, and he still had a wooden barrel on his head, or he would have to get a few sticks on his head.
At this time, the Bai family had already gone out of the room, and he understood the situation as soon as he saw it. The man peeked outside to take a bath, and for a while, Bai's face was like ashes. At this time, women are all about chastity. Even the name can't be known to other men except for his husband and son, let alone the body.
The Bai family knew that he had the lowest status in the palace, and with this scandal, the King of Chu would definitely force himself to commit suicide. Bai thought that his family would depend on the King of Chu to live, and if he didn't die, the King of Chu would definitely not let go of his family. Bai Shi thought that he didn't care about the affairs of the courtyard, and returned to the house to prepare to hang himself.
Zhu Hongsan in the courtyard just reacted at this time and shouted: "Stop fighting, I am the King of Chu!" "But there was a mess in the yard, and his voice could be heard. It wasn't until Zhu Hongsan shouted five or six times that the healthy women heard stop their hands.
Zhu Hongsan felt that they had stopped, so he took down the wooden barrel on his head, stood up and jumped to his feet and scolded: "You sluts, what are you beating me for?" ”
Shuangxi knelt down and said, "Lord spare, I didn't know it was you." I only saw someone peeking out the window to see the Seventh Lady taking a bath, and doing that nasty thing with one hand, so I did it. ”
When the healthy women heard this, they were so happy that they burst out loud. Xianggong peeked at his wife taking a bath, this kind of thing is really unheard of.
Zhu Hongsan's face turned red, after all, it was too embarrassing to do it. Zhu Hongsan said: "Don't go out and talk nonsense about this, you know?" ”
Of course, everyone nodded their heads one after another. After finishing the matter, Zhu Hongsan rewarded each of them with three taels of silver and let them go out.
Zhu Hongsan said to Shuangxi: "If you don't go in yet, let Lao Qi come out, and change my clothes, these clothes are all wet." ”
Shuangxi couldn't hold back a laugh and went into the house to call the Seventh Lady out. Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the house, there was a shout, "Seventh Madam, why did you hang yourself?" ”
Zhu Hongsan was startled, and hurriedly rushed into the house, seeing that Lao Qibai was about to put a rope around his neck.
Zhu Hongsan shouted: "Old Seven, what's wrong with you?" Why can't you think about it? ”
When Bai saw Zhu Hongsan coming, he cried: "Lord, the concubine is sorry for you, the body is not innocent, only to die." ”
Zhu Hongsan shouted: "Old Seven, don't, it was this king who watched you take a bath outside the house just now." ”
Bai Shi was stunned, he couldn't believe it at all, his father-in-law peeked at himself taking a bath? Bai said: "Just now is the prince? ”
Shuangxi on the side said: "Madam, it's really a prince." ”
When Bai heard Shuangxi say this, he believed it. Get off the stool, since it's your own father-in-law peeking at it, you don't have to hang yourself. The Bai family came to Zhu Hongsan and said angrily: "Lord, the concubine body has already been handed over to the prince, why does the prince still have such a light concubine body?" ”
Zhu Hong, who asked this sentence, was red on three sides, and Si Si Ai said: "I passed by you just now, and I took a few looks. ”
On the side, Shuangxi leaned into Bai's ear and said what Zhu Hongsan had just done with his gloves. Bai Shi saw that Zhu Hongsan's pants were not neat, and immediately knew that Shuangxi was talking about something. Bai cried: "Lord Wang, are our sisters not serving you well? Why do such a nasty thing? ”
Zhu Hongsan was at a loss, he could say that he had a hobby of voyeurism. After this is to be said, those stinky old nine will definitely make a big note.
Bai had just finished taking a shower, and just now he was going out to see what was going on, so he didn't wear any clothes inside, but just wore a robe outside. In addition, I was about to hang myself just now, and the range of movement was large, and this half of my chest was exposed.
Zhu Hongsan saw Bai like this, and then thought of the picture of the beauty taking a bath just now, and he was still under control. Regardless of Bai Shi crying bitterly, he stepped forward to untie Bai's robe and said, "Old Seven, come and see if I let them break it below, Master." ”
Shuangxi on the side saw that Zhu Hongsan was so shameless, and he still wanted to do this at this time. Double Happiness blushed and hurriedly turned around and went out to close the door.
The Bai family was still angry, but his body was soft by Zhu Hongsan's touch, so he didn't care, and let Zhu Hongsan be light.
Shuangxi outside the door listened to the sound of the seventh lady humming and chirping from inside, and thought to himself: "It seems that the prince is punishing the lady, otherwise how can this cry." ”
Half an hour later, Zhu Hongsan opened the door refreshed, and the seventh lady Bai also came out with a face like a peach blossom.
Bai said: "It's good that the prince likes the body of a concubine in the future, don't do such a nasty thing." ”
Zhu Hongsan laughed, touched Bai's little hand and said, "Madame, how do you know the style of peeking." After speaking, he and Bai came to the main room and changed into soaked clothes.
The news that Zhu Hongsan peeked at his wife's bath spread throughout the palace before night, of course, everyone had different opinions. Ma Xiaofang gritted her teeth and scolded the Bai vixen; Ma Ruyan smiled and didn't say anything, she had seen the more shameless Zhu Hongsan; The Zhang and Dong sisters decided to find Zhu Hongsan to take a bath in the future; Zhu Youjia and Zhu Yujiao didn't say anything, after all, they knew the name of the clan's absurdity; Bian Yujing felt that he should go with Zhu Hongsan to take a peek in the future; Qian Yuting blushed and her heart beats, afraid that she would be peeked at by Zhu Hongsan; As for Yan Wan'er, she didn't know that such a big incident had happened in the house.