A song "King Qin's Breaking Array Music" made everyone angry.

After Qin Tian saw this, he finally nodded with satisfaction.

Today's Datang has too many internal and external troubles, and it is by no means the time to play a beautiful sound.

Therefore, while choosing the program, he also hopes to pass on some confidence to these soldiers of Datang, so that they can have confidence in the future of Datang, and also make them more motivated in the next year.

And in the current situation, they have undoubtedly done it.

"King Qin's Breaking Array Music" ended, and Qin Tian stepped onto the stage again.

"Next, what everyone wants to enjoy is a magic show."

Soon, a person appeared on the stage, after everyone saw this person, they were quite familiar, it was the Taoist priest who cheated in the palace back then, and was later accepted by Qin Tian.

On weekdays, he would do some magic shows in Sihaiju, and tonight, Qin Tian actually called him over.

His performance was very clear, and the people who watched it kept applauding.

If it was before, everyone would definitely be surprised when they saw his performances, thinking that he was a god, but as more and more people knew that this was a trick, they naturally would not deify him, but just watch it as a show.

Today's Datang, if someone wants to use these to deceive people, it is unlikely.

This is also the result of Qin Tian's education, when Li Shimin sat on it and saw this, his heart was also very satisfied, and he felt that Qin Tian's original choice was right, otherwise, no one knew about these tricks to deceive people, and they didn't know how many people to deceive.

The magic show was wonderful, and when it was over, two men walked up.

The two men were strange, one was fat and short, the other was thin and tall.

When the two people stand together, a strong contrast is formed.

And the most important thing is that both of them are very happy, after coming on stage, they haven't said much, they just smiled at people, and they amused those people in the audience.

"These two people are too interesting."

"Who said it wasn't, it's so interesting, after watching it, people can't help but want to laugh."

“…………”

The people below were talking, but the two people above had already begun to talk.

In fact, the two of them are somewhat similar to the cross talk actors of later generations, that is, two people stand on the stage, tell some interesting stories, and amuse everyone.

This form has actually existed since the Han Dynasty, and the ancestor of cross talk is Dongfang Shuo.

From the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, this form of performance has not changed much, that is, telling some jokes to amuse, during the Sui Dynasty, there was such a master, named Hou Bai, who had a lot of interesting things happened with Yang Su.

These things have been passed down among the people, and they are no longer known to be new.

So this time, these two people talked about something different.

Of course, these were all jokes given to them by Qin Tian.

"It is said that there was a man whose wife died, and he found someone to make a sacrificial text, but the curator couldn't write it, so he found an ancient memorial text and copied it, and then showed it to the family of the deceased."

"Oh, that's okay."

"The family members were not happy, so they asked the curator, who shook his head and said, 'It won't be wrong, this article is published, I'm afraid that the wrong person died in your family'."

After the fat man finished speaking, the people below immediately understood, and after they understood, they couldn't help laughing.

"That's really...... Irony. ”

"It's so ironic, some of the texts are copied, it's really shameful......"

Everyone laughed, they had never found it so interesting as now, and even the eldest grandson queen above couldn't help but cover her mouth when she laughed.

She couldn't help but want to laugh, but she had to set an example for others, so she could only endure it.

Li Shimin saw that he was uncomfortable, so he said: "Queen, there are no taboos tonight, you can laugh if you want." ”

Empress Eldest Sun dared, and said, "Holy Lord, how can this be done......

As soon as he said a word, the two people on the stage said another joke, and before the eldest grandson queen finished speaking, she suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha......"

The smile was a little unscrupulous, leaning forward and leaning back, but it also made Li Shimin's heart move, such a throbbing for a long time.

The two talked on stage, and they really said a lot of jokes, and even said something more vulgar, Xie Zhougong.

"There was a woman who got married, and she cried and asked her sister-in-law who appointed this system of marriage."

"I don't know this, Zhou Gong designated."

"After the woman heard it, she was so angry that she scolded the eighteenth generation of ancestors of Zhou Gong."

"This scolding, Zhou Gong recruited her to provoke her."

"But ah, when this woman returns to Ning after the full moon, the situation will be different again, and she asked his sister-in-law again, where is Duke Zhou?"

"This is interesting, Zhou Gong has already done ancient things, she asked Zhou Gong where to do it?"

"Thank you Zhou Gong, I'm going to make a pair of shoes for Zhou Gong to thank him."

The two of them were talking on stage, and the joke was more subtle, and when it first came out, some people didn't quite understand it.

"What does this mean, what does Xie Zhougong do, why do you want Xie Zhougong?"

"Hahaha, you don't even know this, men and women, before they experienced it, they all felt pain, but once they experienced it, it was the bliss of the world, and the woman naturally experienced the bliss of the world......"

As soon as someone explained this, everyone immediately understood, and couldn't help laughing, and when the man laughed, some family members blushed with shame.

As women, they naturally understood the meaning of this joke from the beginning, and before and after getting married, the attitude towards getting married was really very different, especially after enjoying the bliss.

The family members were shy, but those men laughed more and more, and there was a vulgar truth in vulgar jokes.

The two of them talked a lot on stage, and when they went down, many people were still immersed in it, and they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

And at this time, Qin Tian came to power.

"Next, I'll perform a sword dance for everyone by myself."

Hearing that Qin Tian was going to perform a sword dance, everyone suddenly became excited.

Originally, they thought that these people who performed on stage were some other singers, dancers, and people from three religions and nine ranks, but they didn't expect that Qin Tian would also dance swords.

However, although it was Qin Tianwu's sword, no one felt that it was inappropriate.

Many people know how to dance the sword, and they all think that it is an elegant thing, not something that anyone can do.

Qin Tian, naturally I want it.

After Qin Tian finished speaking, the whole scene had already erupted into enthusiastic screams, and Li Shimin sat on it, a little curious: "This kid can also dance swords?" Why haven't you heard of it before? ”

Thinking in his heart, Li Shimin wanted to see Qin Tian's sword dance more and more, you must know that sword dancing is by no means an easy thing, and you must have a foundation to do it.

(End of chapter)