Wu Dalang waved his hand and said, "It's about wages." It's easy to say that I, Wu Dalang, am not short of money. The salary is one tael per month. Isn't it very rich. Do you feel so happy that you want to run naked? ”

The young man with facial paralysis still said expressionlessly: "No." ”

Wu Dalang is angry, is this person here to be angry with him? One or two is not enough, what else does he want?

"Not? So how much do you want? ”

"It's not. That's not what I'm talking about. ”

"Can't you just say two more words? Let's go into more detail. ”

"I have a younger sister and I want to bring her with me too."

"Your sister? How old are you? I am a moral boss, and I do not accept child labor. ”

"I'm the same age."

"That's right. . . I don't know your age either. ”

"Eighteen."

"Well, your sister is eighteen too."

"Yes."

"So, you're a dragon and phoenix?"

"Yes."

"Brother."

Just as these two people were saying a word, a young woman walked in from outside the house.

Wu Dalang looked over, the woman was wearing a light cyan skirt, with a cyan belt attached to her waist, and the belt was tied relatively tightly, highlighting her slender waist, holding a short sword in her hand, coupled with a heroic face, giving people the appearance of a woman who did not let her eyebrows go.

The woman walked up to the young man with facial paralysis and continued: "Brother, why are you talking nonsense with him, just ask him if he accepts it or not." ”

After the woman finished speaking, she looked at Wu Dalang and said, "His sister is me." You give a happy word, take it or not. ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, he could see through this pair of brothers and sisters, the brother with facial paralysis didn't seem to talk much, but he might be a sullen man in his bones; As for my sister, I talk a lot, but I say more to end the conversation.

Wu Dalang joked: "Accept it, why don't you accept it." Even if a beautiful little girl has no skills, it is good to take it back and look good. ”

Listening to Wu Dalang's slightly frivolous words, the woman immediately raised the short sword in her hand and clicked... The sword was unsheathed in one fell swoop.

"Say it again."

The paralyzed young man frowned, and said angrily, "Put it away." ”

"Brother, didn't you hear? He just slighted me. ”

"Ignore it. He's the kind of person who doesn't hold back. ”

"Is it okay to talk nonsense without a mouth? Then if he is obsessed, he can do something to me. ”

The young man with facial paralysis said lightly: "He won't." ”

My sister was about to cry angrily by her brother: "Brother, you are still not my brother, how can you talk to outsiders." ”

"I didn't speak to him, you don't believe me, I'll help you ask him." So the young man with facial paralysis looked at Wu Dalang and asked, "Will you?" ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, and he said righteously: "Of course I won't." How could I be that kind of person. ”

At this time, the young man with facial paralysis looked at his sister again and said, "I heard it." He said no. ”

My sister was angry and said loudly: "You believe everything he says, what if he lied to you?" ”

The young man with facial paralysis looked at Wu Dalang again: "My sister is right, how can I believe you, what if you lie to me?" ”

Wu Dalang was a little speechless, he always felt that this brother's EQ was a little low, it might not just be low, it might be negative.

"I'm going to be your boss soon, we're our own people, will I lie to my own people? Do you understand yourself, just like you and your sister are your own people, will you lie to your sister? ”

The young man with facial paralysis was slightly stunned, and then a word popped out of his mouth: "Yes." ”

Wu Dalang stretched out his hand to cover his forehead, this upright brother, it really refreshed his three views. This emotional intelligence is no longer as simple as a negative number, it may be negative infinite.

The younger sister looked at her brother with an unkind face: "You actually lied to me?" You say, when did you lie to me? If you don't say it, we'll cut off the brother-sister relationship. ”

The elder brother was a little annoyed, obviously deeply regretting the word he had just blurted out.

The elder brother raised his head slightly, with a look of memory on his face, and said leisurely: "It was a snowy night, we escaped from the snowy mountains, we walked for a few days and nights, hungry and frozen, we finally saw a ruined temple, we went in together to escape the wind and cold." Then you saw a white rabbit in the ruined temple that was also hiding from the wind and cold, and you liked it very much. You fall asleep holding it. In the morning, you woke up and found that the white rabbit was gone, and you asked me where the white rabbit had gone, and I said I didn't know, maybe it was dawn and jumped away. Then I handed you a bowl of broth, and you asked me what soup it was, and I said pheasant. Actually, the white rabbit was killed by me, and the soup you drank was. ”

My sister said a little sentimentally: "Brother, in fact, I already knew that it was a white rabbit when I ate it." ”

"Then do you blame my brother?"

"Forgive you. After all, we were on the run at that time, and it was understandable. My sister's face turned blank as she spoke, "However, if you lie to me again in the future, I will definitely ignore you." ”

"Yes, it won't. Besides, you've grown up and become smarter, so it's not easy to lie to you. ”

Wu Dalang stood dumbfounded on the side, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he asked, "By the way, do you think I don't exist? ”

The elder brother turned his head to look at Wu Dalang and said seriously, "Where did we just say?" ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched: How do I know where to go, I'm now full of white rabbits in stewed soup.

Wu Dalang waved his hand and said, "I won't talk about it before, now I officially hire you as my bodyguard, one or two a month." If you can, so be it, I'm too busy to stand here and chat with you. ”

"Where's my sister?"

Wu Dalang glanced at the girl with a short sword suspiciously, and was deeply skeptical of her strength, thinking that it might just be a sword to scare the pervert.

"How's your sister?"

"It's on par with me."

"Is that so? That's fine. Your sister will be my wife's maid. It just so happened that she lacked a maid. ”

My sister was a little unhappy: "I'm not a maid, I want to be a flower messenger." ”

The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, whether he was looking for someone or an ancestor.

Wu Dalang turned around and walked upstairs, waved his hand and said, "Whatever you want, by the way, I'll give you a task, Hua is out shopping now, you go to her, and protect her by the way." ”

My sister looked at Wu Dalang who was going upstairs and shouted, "But I don't know her." ”

"This still needs to be recognized, she is the most beautiful woman in Yanggu County, just follow this clue to find it."

Saying that, Wu Dalang entered the house, and the door was closed.

My sister was very unconvinced and asked my brother: "Brother, do you say I'm beautiful?" ”

"Of course, you're the prettiest sister."

My sister said proudly, "So... The most beautiful woman in Yanggu County is me, right? ”

The elder brother struggled inwardly for a moment, and nodded firmly: "Yes." ”