…… said that I pretended to memorize an English text in front of Lu Su, which is a paragraph from a high school English textbook that I rarely remember.

I remembered reciting English in front of Lu Su, also because I felt that since I wanted to do divination, I had to make some spells, so that I could come up with it in a hurry.

Lu Su naturally had never heard the foreign language of the British island country tens of thousands of miles away, and it really gave me a miraculous effect, seeing that he looked very curious, but I had to pretend to be extremely surprised, and it was really painful to hold back a smile and do this.

I was shocked in front of Lu Su, stood up directly, and said to Lu Su: "That's it! That's it! You're just messing around with me! With that, he walked out the door, looking eager to leave.

Sure enough, Lu Su quickly grabbed me and said to me anxiously: "But please say it clearly!" ”

I tried several times to break free, but I was stopped by Lu Su. I was also afraid that the bow would be too full and I would not be able to achieve my goal, so I pretended to be helpless and said: "This hexagram is very good for the public, but I am afraid that if it reaches the ears of the Metropolitan Governor, I will cause a fatal disaster!" ”

"Very good to me, but afraid that Gongjin will know?" Lu Su has been confused by my tricks several times.

I pretended to sigh and said to Lu Su, "Please lean your ears a little closer." He did as I said, and I whispered in his ear: "As shown in the hexagram, it is the governor of Eastern Wu, and in less than three years, it will be you!" ”

"It's me?" Lu Su's expression became confused for a moment, and I seemed to see a moment of frenzy in his eyes. But the frenzy disappeared almost immediately, replaced by a cold, unusually cold countenance. I saw Lu Su put a distance between me and said, "It's Kong Ming who asked you to pretend to be a ghost and separate the relationship between me and Gongjin!" Let me tell you, you can go back and tell Kong Ming that the enemy is now, and do less to disrupt your own position! ”

I didn't expect Lu Su's reaction to be so intense, and to link everything I did to Zhuge Liang. It seems that I am still "young" and it is still difficult for me to be regarded as an independent individual, just like a child who gets into trouble and the victim will go to his parents to ask for guilt.

But at this time, if you lose momentum, you lose everything. I forced myself to become even more angry than Lu Su, and deliberately shouted loudly: "You forced me to say it, don't say that you have to beg me, and you don't believe it!" I have thrown my words here, and if the things of this day will not be fulfilled in three years, I will put myself before you and die to atone for my sins. ”

Because I am extremely confident in my heart, it is now 208 AD, and Zhou Yu can only live to 210 years at most, saying that three years still leaves a lot of room for myself, and in history Zhou Yu recommended Lu Su to Sun Quan as the governor of the capital before his death, which is super based on facts.

So what I said to Lu Su was like saying that there was only one sun in the sky. Sure enough, Lu Su was shaken in front of my naturally exuding powerful momentum.

His attitude softened, his tone lowered, and he said to me: "It's not that you want to question, but you just rely on your ability to talk about military merits, and there are countless people in Wuzhong who have beaten me, let alone Gongjin, so your words, your words are also-

But at this time, in order to achieve my goal, I didn't have any scruples to directly take the medicine.

I said to him in a squeezing tone: "My husband always says that you are an honest man and a humble gentleman, but you always lie in front of a child. ”

"Where did I lie?" When Lu Su said this, his face was a little unnatural.

I decided not to go around in circles and hit him directly: "In fact, in your heart, Wu Zhong Junjie is probably only the Metropolitan Governor who can convince you!" ”

I fell silent when I said this, and I knew that I had stimulated Lu Su enough by bluffing and then poking today, so I decided not to go deeper, but to accept it when I saw it, and to transfer the matter to my purpose.

I continued to force him to say, "My lord, I only need you a word now, do you believe or not believe in my divination?" ”

Lu Su hesitated for a long time, but he still shook his head and said, "It's hard to be convinced!" ”

But I knew that if he really didn't believe it at all, he wouldn't be like this, so I said directly: "Then you dare to bet with me?" ”

"How to gamble?" Lu Su asked.

"It's what I have done for you, and if you don't do it within three years, as I said before, I apologize to myself in front of you!"

"Wouldn't this mean that I was bullying a child if others knew?" Lu Su looked unbearable, but I knew that he already wanted to gamble.

"So what if you do?" I'm not going to be polite to him now.

"How are you doing?"

I pretended to ponder for a while, and then said to him, "Tonight, the Governor will get these 100,000 arrows for nothing, and I am a little red-eyed, if I agree, how about giving me 50,000?" ”

"You mean the arrows will be delivered tonight?" It seems that Lu Su has preconceived that Liu Bei will give up 100,000 arrows to protect Kong Ming.

I didn't answer this stubble, and said in response to the question: "Do you dare to bet or not?" ”

"A child's appetite is not small, and when he opens his mouth, he has 50,000 arrows!" Lu Su said, his mind must have been constantly calculating the gains and losses.

"That's not as good as the Governor of Zhou, as soon as he opens his mouth, he will ask for 100,000!" I don't give an inch in my words.

"But with so many arrows, I don't have the ability to call the shots now!" I see that Lu Su's demeanor has already been decided, Liu Bei will send arrows tonight, and now he will begin to regard those 100,000 arrows as the property of Dongwu.

I said to him, "In three years, if you don't, you don't need an arrow, and if you do, you don't need an arrow, and if you do, you have 50,000 arrows, and you will be an adult, and it will be a trivial matter to give it to me yourself."

"That's it! For Kong Ming's sake, I messed around with you, a child, and then Lu Su stretched out his hand to me.

"High five!" I slapped him in the face, and saw that he looked complacent, thinking that he thought that he would be able to get arrows again, that the Sun-Liu alliance would not break, and that he would be able to forgive me, a child, in front of everyone, three years later, to show his magnanimity.

I laughed secretly in my heart: "Lu Su, Lu Su, I didn't expect you to be such a smart person who can pretend to be stupid and let me calculate." I couldn't help but feel quite proud.

However, it was said that on the third day and the fourth watch, Kong Ming sent someone to ask Lu Su to fall into the boat. Lu Su was still pretending to be stupid and asked Kong Ming: "What do you mean by summoning me?" "I was neatly dressed and energetic, and I didn't look like a person who had just been woken up from my sleep.

Kong Ming said to him: "I specially invite Zi Jing to go and get arrows together." ”

I saw Lu Su's expression change slightly, thinking that he had guessed that Liu Bei would come to deliver arrows, but he still asked Kong Ming knowingly: "Where to get it?" ”

I thought to myself that this Lu Su looks honest and looks like a humble gentleman, but he is really good at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, taking advantage of all the cheapness, but he wants to show his innocence.

I only heard Kong Ming say to him: "Zi Jingxiu asked, I'll see you when I go there." Then he ordered twenty boats, connected by long ropes, to sail at once.

It was a foggy night, and in the middle of the Yangtze River, the fog was even worse, and it was difficult to see each other on the other side. Kong Ming urged the boat forward and ordered me to wait for him and Lu Su to drink.

This Lu Su was not misled before, thinking that the boat was going to Jiangxia, so he didn't care, and was happy to drink with Kong Ming in the boat. I secretly sneered in my heart, and said in my heart that I would let you know how powerful my husband is.