Chapter 188: Wu Dalang with a bad stomach
This time, a lot of things were dug up, and if Li Yan was still alive, he might not know that he actually hid things in that place, and all these places were excavated by Wu Dalang.
So much so that in the end, Xiao Zhuozi looked at Wu Dalang's eyes a little scary, if this guy wants to change his job to be a thief, those dignitaries are probably going to cry and faint in the thatched house, it's really the rhythm of even the underwear being stolen.
Of course, Wu Dalang was so active, he couldn't do it in vain, and in the end he still went with a few good things, and as for the rest, let Xiao Zhuozi and them take it back to the treasury, and this matter was finally over.
After the matter was over, Wu Dalang, who was a seven-rank petty official, didn't have to go to the early dynasty, and there was a tiger girl who cooked for Huizong, so Wu Dalang didn't even bother to enter the palace.
The next day, Wu Dalang also secretly slept in, which was probably a nourishing day since he entered Beijing. It's not easy to get up early and stay up late every day.
However, the good times didn't last long, and as soon as Wu Dalang finished breakfast, a eunuch came over to spread the word, saying that it was summoned by the tiger concubine.
Wu Dalang could only look up to the sky and sigh, sure enough, he was still working hard.
Wu Dalang, who had no choice but to run to the palace again.
Wu Dalang didn't know what Hu Niu was looking for him, she didn't want to show affection with Huizong, you and me, this trick for him to enter the palace was dry wool.
According to what the eunuch said before, Wu Dalang quickly came to a courtyard outside the Ninghe Palace.
Wu Dalang saw that Hu Niu was sitting on the stone chair, her arms were on the stone table, and her head was supported with both hands, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
According to Wu Dalang's previous understanding of the tiger girl, this girl's heart is big, and she can actually think without a heart?
This is indeed groundbreaking.
Wu Dalang walked over and said loudly: "The minister supervises the imperial history Wu Dalang to see the tiger concubine." ”
Hu Niu came back to her senses, looked at Wu Dalang and said: "No one now, the boss doesn't need to be polite, sit down first, I still prefer to be your employee, and I prefer the title of boss and Hu Niu." ”
Wu Dalang was not pretentious, he knew that the tiger girl was such a refreshing character.
"Tiger girl, you know that I have a hobby of sleeping lazy, and you actually sent someone to call me so early, really."
For this boss, Tiger Niu is a little helpless, and she also knows that this guy is like this, and it makes people crazy when he is not serious.
"I can't help it, I really can't make up my mind."
Wu Dalang was also a little more serious when he heard this: "Oh? What is it that bothers you? According to Huizong's current pampering of you, there should be nothing difficult to get you, right? ”
Hu Niu sighed a little helplessly: "Your Majesty is indeed very good to me, I can basically respond to requests, but there are too many bewitching and cheap people in the queen, and they have a deep hostility towards me, I don't know what to do for a while, you have a lot of bad ideas, so I asked you to come over and think of a way." ”
The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched: There are many bad ideas? It's like words. Fortunately, you are a tiger concubine.,If you're an ordinary person.,Our friendship boat will capsize right away.。。
Wu Dalang coughed lightly to relieve the embarrassment, and then said: "Actually, you don't have to worry, as long as you capture Huizong's heart, you can be invincible for the time being." ”
Hu Niu nodded seriously: "Well, I did capture Your Majesty's heart." ”
Wu Dalang was also a little curious, so he asked, "So, how did you do it?" ”
Tough as a tiger girl, her face was a little red, and she said a little shyly: "Grab Your Majesty's heart, I will first grab Your Majesty's body, and do shameful things with Your Majesty every night, even during the day..."
Wu Dalang instantly... Petrifaction.
This gripping way is really... Simple and crude.
Wu Dalang originally wanted to say, to capture a man's heart, you just grab his stomach first, and it just so happens that you can cook delicious food, so it couldn't be easier.
But after listening to the tiger girl's heart-grasping method, Wu Dalang's way is completely shameless, it's really weak.
Wu Dalang coughed lightly in embarrassment: "You are indeed qualified to use this method. Okay, let's not talk about this, there should be two palace maids by your side, right? ”
Hu Niu froze for a moment: "How do you know?" The two of them were assigned to me just last night. ”
Wu Dalang showed an unfathomable expression: "Of course, because those two palace maids were arranged for you by me, they can be trusted, and if there is any important news in the future, they can also let them talk." ”
Hu Niu showed a relaxed look on her face: "I'm still afraid of which charming and cheap person, I was worried all night yesterday, and I lost weight." ”
Wu Dalang: "......"
Thin? Are you serious?
Wu Dalang couldn't take it, anyway, he really didn't see it, but he felt that it was true that he was getting more and more strong, so he could only change the topic.
"You bear with it first, I am also starting to arrange slowly in the palace, and when the time comes, any bewitching slut who messes with you can easily solve her. Also, although Your Majesty has a soft spot for you now, if you want to be the queen, it is not enough to rely on Your Majesty's favor, you also have to have your own bargaining chips. ”
"Chips? Are you talking about the prince? ”
Wu Dalang said with a smile: "This palace is indeed a place to sharpen people, even you have understood something in just a few days." Yes, it is the prince, and only with the prince can there be enough right to speak. ”
Hu Niu waved her hand indifferently: "This is a small problem, I pestering Your Majesty every day, I still don't believe that I can't give birth." ”
Wu Dalang: "......"
Wu Dalang silently wiped the sweat on his forehead: You won.
Hu Niu pondered for a moment and suddenly said: "By the way, if you have any bad ideas, teach me some self-defense first, in case I use it when you are not there." ”
"That's a lot. I'll just say a few. ”
"First, for example, if you don't look at a concubine, you find all the enemies of the concubine who doesn't look at you, and then point all these people's fingers at that concubine, and she will basically be cold. This calls the enemy of the enemy is a friend, good at using resources. ”
"Second, for example, if there is a concubine who wants to bully you, and you can't do anything for a while, then you should first unite with a concubine who is stronger than her, so that she will definitely not be able to beat you. This is called a combination of strong and powerful, and it is broken one by one. ”
"Third, for example, if there is a concubine who hates you to the core, it is better to do it, secretly hide a villain in this concubine's room, this villain is yourself, pierce yourself beyond recognition, and then pretend to be sick, and then guide Your Majesty to investigate, to find the villain, so that the concubine will be finished directly. This method of framing is the most common. ”
"For example..."
......
Tiger Girl was stunned when she heard this, Boss Wu really said the same as Yeyu, a stomach full of bad water, but... That's too bad, isn't it?
(End of chapter)