Chapter 399: Shopping (4th Update)
Hearing Gro's pure French, the little girl breathed a sigh of relief, she had just thought that these German GIs had robbed.
"Whew~" she breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked Hans, "Who are you selling to?" For the lady or for yourself? β
"What do you mean?" Hans looked at Gro with a bewildered expression.
"Okay, I'll be your translator today." Gro sighed helplessly, and then translated the words of the shopping guide to him, "She asked you if you should use it yourself or your wife." β
"Oh, that's right." Gro smiled, "Squad leader, you help me tell him that Lao Tzu doesn't have a wife, not even a girlfriend, I'll use it myself!" But if she's willing to be an old friend, I can buy her some. β
"Be careful when you speak, the division commander just said that you are not allowed to molest women!" Fogel laughed as he covered his wounds, which had not yet healed.
"you!" Hans glared at Fogel and scolded, "Lao Tzu is serious! Squad leader, you just translate it to her! β
"Okay......" Gro shook his head helplessly, and then guided the translator, "He said he doesn't have a wife or a girlfriend, he bought it for her, of course, if you want to be his girlfriend, he said he's willing to buy you some." β
When the little shopping guide girl heard this, her eyes immediately widened, and she thought that she had heard it wrong, until Gro repeated it, she quickly shook her head with a flushed face, and said, "No, no, don't ...... like this"
"Squad leader, what did she say?" Hans asked curiously when he saw the shopping guide's face flushed.
"You're scared!" Gro's eyes widened, "It's better to die of this heart!" β
"Cut ......" Hans pursed his lips when he heard this, glanced at the chest of the little shopping guide, and said in a low voice, "Lao Tzu still doesn't look down on her......"
"He's just kidding, don't mind." Gro was comforting the frightened shopping guide, "You might as well recommend something to us." β
"Okay, okay...... the shopping guide nodded timidly, and then led everyone to the display case with men's perfumes in the store, pointing to some products and introducing, "This is a men's fragrance launched by Chanel in the early days of the war, named 'Eternal Victory', which means that the French army will defeat the German army with overwhelming momentum......"
As he spoke, the shopping guide suddenly felt as if something was wrong with this perfume, so he hurriedly stopped the introduction and pointed to the next one: "This perfume is called 'Courage', which is designed by Lancome for soldiers fighting on the front line, and they hope that this perfume can bring more courage to soldiers fighting against the German army......"
Listening to the little girl's introduction, Gro couldn't help but laugh out loud and joked: "You are deliberately embarrassing us!" β
"Sorry! I really didn't mean to! The shopping guide was so frightened by Gro's words that he bowed 90 degrees again, and apologized with a crying voice.
"It's okay, don't worry." Gro laughed, "I just think these perfumes are quite interesting, and the name is not good." β
"Then, then I still won't introduce it, here's a sample, you can smell and choose it yourself, okay?" The shopping guide asked cautiously.
"Okay." Gro nodded, then turned around and translated the names of the perfumes to the soldiers behind him one by one, and then let them smell the samples and choose their own.
Hans was the first to pounce, sniffing at some samples, then pointing to Chanel's "Eternal Victory" and saying to the shopping guide: "That's it, I'll buy this!" β
"What, do you think this is the best?" Fogel smiled on the side, "Little sample, I didn't expect you to understand fashion?" Tell me why you chose this, and let me make a reference. β
"Ahem~" Hans glanced at Fogel disdainfully, then pretended to cough a few times, and said, "Listen, I'm going to talk." β
As soon as everyone heard that Hans was about to express their opinions, they quickly stopped the selection of samples and leaned against the counter and listened carefully.
"The main reason why I chose this is because ......," Hans pretended to be profound, "because this dog day has the best name!" β
"Poof!" When everyone heard this, they almost didn't squirt out their breakfast, and they laughed.
"What? Isn't it possible? Hans said angrily, "Don't you think the name is particularly suitable for us? Look, 'Eternal Victory', isn't that what the we're talking about?! β
"Okay, okay! Whatever you say is what you say, and it's your own money anyway. Gro finally couldn't hold back a laugh, and then said to the shopping guide, "That's it, how much?" β
"Cut, this thing smells bad, and it smells bad about the dead in the trenches?" Hans said as he pulled out his wallet from his pocket, "Also, I have money!" β
Indeed, Hans and they are indeed very rich, because Germany now implements a wartime economic system, all resources are allocated by the government, and they don't spend a penny on food, so except for Hoffmann, who will use some money to buy some sniper bullets from professional snipers, everyone else's money is saved and has nowhere to use.
"This one?" When the shopping guide saw that they chose this one, he smiled and said, "Sir, you have a good eye, this is the best one in our store, and it only costs $50 to buy 100ml now...... Oh, and if you change it to your mark, it's only 200 pieces. β
"How much did she say?" Hans didn't understand the price and asked Gro.
"She said you have such a good eye, it's the best perfume in their store." Gro translated.
"Of course! Lao Tzu's vision is not covered! As he spoke, Hans glanced at Fogel with a provocative look, then took out a 50 mark note from his wallet, and said generously, "Squad leader, you help me tell her that I will tip her if she doesn't have to find the extra ones!" β
But Gro didn't take it, but looked at him with a smile and shook his head.
"What's wrong?" Hans looked puzzled, "This girl doesn't think this tip is enough?" β
"You only have enough money to buy a quarter of someone's bottle! Hahahaha! Gro couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.
"What? Such a broken perfume costs 200 marks?! Hans was stunned, "Lao Tzu's monthly salary is only 80 marks!" β
"Hahaha!" The others couldn't help laughing, and Fogel even patted Hans on the shoulder and mocked: "I now believe that your vision is very accurate, haha!" β
Seeing a group of German GIs talking and laughing here, the manager of the store couldn't help but come over, patted the shopping guide on the shoulder and asked her what happened.
"They come to buy perfume, but it seems a bit too expensive." The shopping guide replied.
When the manager heard this, he was afraid that the soldiers in front of him would make trouble, so he said to Hans and the others in German: "It is my blessing that gentlemen can take a fancy to the things in my shop, or I will give you these perfumes, and I will give them as some small gifts." β
"Do you speak German?" Hans was surprised that the manager spoke German, but he shook his head and rejected the manager's kindness, "The FΓΌhrer will not allow us to take your things, the trade is fair, I can afford to pay." β
With that, Hans took out an extra 150 marks from his wallet, handed it to the shopping guide along with the 50 marks he had just made, and then took the bottle of perfume.
The manager was also a little surprised when he heard this, he didn't expect the German soldiers to have such good qualities.
After a pleasant deal, Groh led them to the store, ready to go to the next shop, but just as they were about to reach the door, a group of Frenchmen outside the door slowed them down.
"Squad leader, how do I feel that something is wrong with that group of people?" Hoffman narrowed his eyes as he looked at the crowd of Frenchmen at the door.
"I think so." Gro glanced at the Frenchman's bulging clothes and whispered, "Let's be careful......"
Just as the word "dot" was about to be exported, a sudden change occurred, and the group of French people pulled out a few submachine guns from under their wide clothes and fired at everyone in the store!