Chapter 007: Running naked if you can't eat
Shanbo's home is located in the south of Shangpu Village, Erlidi, a small fenced courtyard surrounded by four thatched houses, surrounded by no homes except woods and rice fields.
Instead of pushing the door open, Sambo found a hole in the fence wall and got in. Having lived in the wolf's den for a month, Samber was now ragged and foul-smelling, and he feared that he would scare his mother if he came in so much.
Hearing the sound of wooden fish coming from the easternmost room, he knew that his mother was chanting, and his heart suddenly became much more steady.
When she is not at home, her mother relies on chanting scriptures and worshipping Buddha to relieve her loneliness, but this green lantern scroll can hardly resist Si'er's pain.
Every time he went out, his mother had to bring him a lot of things, lest he was missing something outside.
On each trip, his mother would take him to the ferry, and she would stand there looking at the boat until the boat was far, far away.
The son is the mother's life! At some point, Sambo's eyes were filled with tears.
The sound of the wooden fish "Bang, Bang" aroused the curiosity of Di Ting, who wagged its tail excitedly and opened its mouth to scream.
Shanbo hurriedly patted its head and glared at it viciously, listen, you want to pit Dad again!
The westernmost side is the kitchen of Shanbo's house, where Sijiu usually sleeps. Pulling open the door, Di Ting scrambled for the first door, and Shanbo followed.
Sijiu was resting in the room when he suddenly saw a dog come in, followed by a beggar. He was about to shout when he heard a familiar voice say, "Don't shout, it's me." Hurry up and get me some hot water, and then go get me some clothes. ”
"Ah, Xiao Langjun, are you back?" Sijiu came up excitedly and wanted to hug Shanbo, but suddenly covered his nose again, picked up the wooden bucket and went out to fetch water.
After bathing and changing clothes, he locked Di Ting in the kitchen, and then Shan Bo came to knock on the door of his main hall, "Mother, mother, I'm back!" ”
I heard the sound of a sigh in the room, and then the sound of hurried footsteps came from the bedroom to the main hall, and the door was slammed open.
"Son, you're back! My mother is worried to death! Liang's mother came up and took Shanbo in her arms, and her hands kept stroking his head and back, and then something fell on Shanbo's face.
Everything was familiar, and Samber didn't feel uncomfortable. It seems that I was lucky not to get that crossing syndrome.
Traversers are forced to cross, suddenly come to a strange environment, unfamiliar with life, and have to face all kinds of complex and dangerous situations, one carelessly will lose his life. For example, if you dress as a baby, you may be held in your arms and suffocated; Dressed as a beggar, he may starve to death because he has no food to eat; Dressed as an emperor, he may die of exhaustion because he has to sleep with the queen or concubine every night...... Wait a minute.
Samber calls these crossing syndromes. If he could return to the afterlife, he would definitely call the hotline and suggest a cross-crossing training class, which everyone should attend, because anyone could be crossed, and there would be no notice to you in advance.
The training includes what if you are crossed into a baby, a beggar, a soldier, an emperor, or even all kinds of animals, like cats, dogs, snakes?
It is also necessary to be familiar with the life of various dynasties, focusing on the Three Kingdoms, the Song Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty, because these three eras are popular to travel through, and there are more people to go to. However, judging from the development momentum, the two Jin and Northern Dynasties will be a big hot spot in the future.
"Mother, a classmate from the academy insisted on inviting me to his house to play, but I was in too much of a hurry to leave, so I didn't have time to carry the letter. Mother, don't be angry! Shanbo will never dare again. "How to explain that he didn't return in January, Shanbo naturally thought of a rhetoric a long time ago.
"Son, it doesn't matter where you go, the key is to come back early! Uncle Shan, you're hungry, my mother is going to cook for you! ”
Liang's mother got up and went to the kitchen, and Shanbo came to his bedroom, study and bathroom.
A double bed filled with thread-bound books and some book notes. There are several cases next to them, with pen, ink, paper, and inkstones on them. In the corner of the wall are a large wooden barrel and a small wooden barrel.
The room was spotlessly clean and must have been cleaned by the mother every day. Samber picked up the book on the bed and flipped through it, the contents were very familiar, and some of them could be memorized.
There was still ink in the research platform, and Shanbo involuntarily picked up the brush and wrote a few words, well, it was really a good word, it was really a pen and a snake, and the iron drew a silver hook. I didn't expect such a weak person to write so strongly.
In his previous life, Shanbo could only write with a hard pen, and the brush was never touched. Looking at the words on the paper, Shanbo grinned, it seemed that what Shanbo had learned before had been inherited by himself.
Half an hour later, his mother told Sambo to go to the kitchen for dinner. Only then did Shanbo remember that Di Ting was still locked up there, and his mother would see it, would she drive it away.
In the kitchen, Sijiu is burning the fire, and his mother is cooking, "Wow, Wow" first put a few scoops of water into the clay pot, then put vegetables in the pot, and then dip a few drops of sesame oil with chopsticks when the pot comes out.
Listen, I'm lying in the corner at the moment, looking like a good baby, how cute and cute it is. When it saw Liang's mother looking at it, it immediately wagged its tail flatteringly, as if it also knew that Liang's mother was the eldest in the family. However, the eyes glanced at a few pots of vegetables on the dinner table from time to time, which still revealed its foodie nature.
"Mother, I'm ......" Shanbo glanced at Di Ting and wanted to say something to his mother, but he stopped after saying two words, he was really afraid that his mother would not accept Di Ting, and it would be troublesome.
"Did you pick up the puppy on the road? My son is soft-hearted. Then leave it, my son likes it, my mother likes it. Mother Liang seemed to really like Di Ting, and looked at Di Wen with a smile.
Who knew that after hearing this, Di immediately got up and circled around Shanbo, looking at the dining table for a while, and looking at Shanbo for a while, he was hungry again.
I have eaten barbecue meat in the wolf's den for a month, and I haven't eaten rice and vegetables for a long time, which is really delicious! Shanbo and Di listened to the gobbling up, and the wind and clouds generally ate all the food on the table.
The son eats a lot, and the mother is naturally happy and proud: "My son likes to eat the food cooked by his mother!" ”
Who knew that the good times would not last long, and something would go wrong five days later. Shanbo and Di Ting stopped eating, and Di Ting's leg was lame. Shanbo knew that this was because Di Ting grew too fast, couldn't keep up with nutrition, and lacked calcium.
In the previous life, this was not a problem at all, and it would be fine to buy some calcium tablets and give it to eat. But in this era, where to find calcium tablets, not to mention that it doesn't even eat now.
Sambo hadn't eaten for three days. Looking at the boiled cucumbers, boiled beans, and boiled lotus root slices on the table, my stomach was so sick that I wanted to vomit.
Liang's mother saw that he couldn't eat it, so she brought him a cup of tea, and when Shanbo saw the green onions, ginger and garlic in the tea, he vomited again.
The ancients drank raw tea, which was particularly bitter, so it was necessary to put onions, ginger and garlic to taste, otherwise this tea could not be drunk at all.
If you can't drink tea, drink water, Sijiu hurriedly brought a bowl of boiled water, and Shanbo looked at it and vomited. There was a section of aquatic grass in the bowl, and an unknown small bug, dead.
"Wow, wow......" Samber will be vomiting continuously.
What's more, Lao Tzu still hasn't avoided this crossing syndrome. Is it waiting for me here?
Liang's mother was so anxious that she burst into tears, "Son, why don't you eat?" It's a big deal."
"Mother, you don't have to worry, Shanbo is not hungry, he will eat when he is hungry." Sambo comforted his mother vigorously.
"You haven't eaten in three days, can you not be hungry? Could it be that my mother's cooking is not delicious? But my mother has always done this, and you have been eating it for twenty years. Since the meals are fine, you must be sick! I asked Sijiu to ask a doctor to come and treat you. ”
"Mother, you don't need to ask a doctor, I'm not sick, I'm hungry. Mother, I learned to cook when I was studying abroad, can I go to the kitchen and cook some food by myself? "Shanbo wanted to go a long time ago, but Liang's mother didn't let him.
Liang's mother was very angry when she heard this, "Hugh wants to talk nonsense!" The sage has a saying: The gentleman is far away from the kitchen. My son is a scholar, how can he cook! Son, starvation is a small thing, but loss of festival is a big thing! I'd better hurry up and get your healer! ”
Shanbo watched his mother go out, and wanted to cry without tears: "My mother-in-law, you won't let me cook if you starve to death!" What happened to cooking, and what man in the future did not cook at home? ”
Soon, the healer came, and it was said to be the miracle doctor of the Rejuvenation Hall, named Song Lian.
Uncle Shan found that Song Lian looked uneasy, thinking that there was something wrong with him at home, so he didn't think much about it.
Song Lian said that Shanbo's stomach was not in harmony and needed to be recuperated, so he left in a hurry after prescribing a few doses of medicine.
Shanbo knew that he was not sick, and this Song Lian must be a quack doctor who prescribed medicine indiscriminately.
But under the supervision of Liang's mother, Shanbo had no choice but to drink the medicine head-on, and then lie down to sleep.
After a while, Shanbo found that his whole body began to heat up, his head was foggy, dizzy, and fluttering, as if he was driving the clouds and fog, giving people a fairy-like feeling!
The wonderful feeling lasted for a tea time, and Shanbo felt as if his stomach was on fire, and the fire was burning, so he quickly got up from the bed and ate all the cold dishes and rice on the table, and drank a few scoops of cold water, and the uncomfortable symptoms were slightly relieved.
After a while, his stomach burned again, stirring up Shanbo's restlessness. He had no choice but to put on his robe and go out of the small courtyard, when he suddenly felt itchy all over his body, and looked down to see that the skin on his arm had become thin and tender.
Could it be that this medicine also has a beauty effect? However, as soon as the skin touches the clothes, it becomes red and itchy.
Anyway, it was night, and there was no one around, so Shanbo simply stripped off his clothes and ran along the river.
After running for five miles, Sambo's mind began to clear, and he stopped and sat down on a rock and bowed his head in contemplation.
I remember that in my previous life, I liked to sleep naked, but I didn't expect to upgrade to become naked after crossing.
But what I don't understand is, does this can't eat have anything to do with running naked? So how did I, a naked running enthusiast, get it?