Chapter 020: Blind Date with Open Chest and Leaky Arms
Spring grass is fifteen this year, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and has been doing farm work at home since childhood, and his hands and feet are very neat. She said that she not only does laundry, cooking, and cleaning the house, but also catches the car, so she has to let Shanbo into the carriage to rest.
Shanbo was worried that a little girl driving a car would be too eye-catching, so he found a set of his own clothes for Chuncao to change into. Then he got into the carriage to sleep, and Di Ting quickly jumped into the carriage and drilled into Shanbo's arms. While sleeping with Di Ting in his arms, Shanbo sighed, it feels so good to have someone to serve! Unlike in previous lives, you had to do everything yourself.
After sleeping soundly, Shanbo asked the second master who was riding a three-legged donkey and followed behind: "This road has always been very peaceful, where did the bandits come from?" ”
When the second uncle saw that Shanbo had woken up, he jumped off the back of the donkey and got into the carriage and sat down, and said sadly: "What bandits, these are all homeless people from the north." In the war in the north, Hu Lu regarded the Han people as two-legged sheep, and when the grain and grass were insufficient, they cooked and ate the Han people. Unable to survive in the north, these people fled south. But after arriving in the south, the imperial court was unable to settle them, so they had to be left to fend for themselves. Every inch of land in the south of the Yangtze River has a master, these people have no place to live, they are driven away wherever they go, and if they are lucky, they are taken in by large families, and they have been enslaved for generations. If you are unlucky, you can only wander around, and when you are forced to have no choice, you can only rely on robbery to make a living. Speaking of which, they are also poor people. In order to survive, it is forgivable to snatch some food, but it is unforgivable to burn and loot. ”
The second uncle may feel that some bandits are not guilty of death, and they can't bear it, and they are still chattering. Shanbo was silent, and it was lucky to be taken into slavery! What a world, this is! As the saying goes, it is better to be a peaceful dog than to be a troubled person. This world is really heart-wrenching!
Two donkeys and a cart walked on the rugged mountain road, and the sound of donkey hooves echoed among the mountains.
Looking through the car window, there was a large flat grass in front of him, and there was a small river in the distance.
I heard that there was good wine to drink, of course the second uncle agreed, and the three of them jumped out of the car and were busy all the time, but fortunately, with the help of Chuncao, a Lisuo girl, they quickly got the food ready. Eating the hares and pheasants that Di Tinglai came to Shanbo to barbecue, drinking the high-grade liquor brewed by Shanbo, Chuncao also went to the mountains to find some mushrooms to make a pot of delicious mushroom soup. The meat and wine are so delicious, the second uncle let go of his stomach and passed the addiction fiercely, and fell drunk on the grass while drinking, and the wine flowed out along the corners of his mouth.
When he woke up, he sadly found himself hanging from a tree, and Shanbo was lying under the tree and looking at him with a smile. Not far away, Chuncao was brushing dishes by the river, and his mount, the three-legged donkey, fell unconscious to the ground, presumably drunk by Shanbo. The taste of hanging upside down was not pleasant, and the second uncle immediately shouted.
Shanbo opened his eyes and said nonchalantly: "What is your name, I won't kill you." As long as you answer me a few questions well, I'll let you go right away. ”
The second uncle knew what Uncle Shan was going to ask, and said very embarrassedly: "It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's really someone who won't let me say, if I do, going home will definitely be worse than death." ”
Shanbo said disdainfully: "In this barren mountains and mountains, apart from you and me, where is there anyone who knows whether you say it or not, you tell me, I won't let the second person know." ”
The second uncle thought about it again and again but decided not to say it, and Shanbo had to confront him.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, the second uncle thought to himself, you can't let me hang here at night. When he saw Sambeth coming towards him, he thought that he had held out until victory, and his heart was rejoicing. Who knew that Shanbo lowered the rope hanging from him, beckoned Chuncao and Di Ting to get into the cart, and drove the donkey cart to leave.
was so anxious that the second uncle shouted: "Aren't you going to let me down, why do you want to leave?" ”
Shanbo said coldly: "Who said that I would let you down, I will lower the rope a little, so that the wolves, tigers, and other wild beasts that come at night can reach you, otherwise you will be lonely here alone, with these beasts with you, you will not be afraid of being bored, maybe they will dance for you." ”
This time, the second uncle was completely angry, and scolded: "Uncle Shan, you bastard, I am your own uncle, you are going to kill me!" ”
Shanbo asked rhetorically: "Are you really my uncle, who can prove it, I don't know who you are and where you come from?" Did the uncle scold his nephew like this, I'm a bastard, so what are you? ”
The second uncle thought about it, as if he could scold anything on his head, and he really didn't know what to scold, so he had to stare at Liang Shanbo fiercely with his eyes, if his eyes could also kill, it was estimated that Shanbo didn't know how many times he died.
Shanbo began to persuade patiently: "Second uncle, I will know my life experience sooner or later, what is the difference between knowing early and knowing later?" You told me, and I'll never let anyone know that you told me. And I will be very filial to you, let you eat delicacies and delicacies of the mountains and seas for the rest of your life, who wants to bully you, I will be the first to disagree. Besides, you were forced to be helpless, and you said it in order to survive. This is different from what you say on your own initiative, and everyone will forgive you. ”
The second uncle thought about it, it seems that Shanbo is also right, he was forced to say it helplessly, so can I be blamed! He asked incredulously, "Stinky boy, are you telling the truth?" ”
Shanbo nodded, and said with a solemn expression: "Shanbo has never seen his father's face since he was a child, and he doesn't know if his father is still alive, and he still thinks he is a wild child without a father!" Mother won't let me ask, you know and don't say, do you know how uncomfortable this taste is? ”
The second uncle was moved, his eyes began to redden, and he said tremblingly: "Alas, that's it, that's it, I can't stand it, you let me down." We're living here today. You go get some good food, I haven't had enough at noon. There is time in the evening, listen to me talk to you slowly. The child has no father, and it is a long story, and it is estimated that he may not be able to finish it overnight. ”
The sun sets early and fast in the mountains, as if someone was dragging it below. The dark night quickly spread, but fortunately the weather in March in Jiangnan was neither hot nor cold. The bonfire was burning, and two hares were roasting on the wooden shelves, and the rabbit meat was bubbling with oil, and the grease kept coming out and falling into the fire, and the flames suddenly rose high. A waning moon crept up the branches, and no one noticed its arrival, for the three men by the fire were now immersed in the distant story.
"The Shangpu village where you live is actually a manor of the Xi family in Shangyu. Gao Pingxi's family is a Gaomen clan, and the head of the family is Xi Taiwei. After Yongjia crossed to the south, he participated in the rebellion of Wang Dun and Su Jun, and was relocated to Taiwei. In the fifth year of Xiankang, Captain Xi died and was given Dazai. Taiwei Xi has two sons, Xi Su and Xi Tan, both of whom do not want to be born as officials, like to practice the art of Huang Lao, and are obsessed with cultivating and maintaining health, especially the eldest Xi Su, Shangpu Village is actually the place where he two live in seclusion. On the surface, Xi Su is the owner of the big village, and Xi Tan is the owner of the second village, but in fact, it is the owner of the second village who is really in power. Taiwei Xi also has two daughters, the eldest Xi Xuan married Wang Xizhi of the Langya Wang family, which is now the internal history of Huiji. Shangyu was under the rule of Huiji County, and the reason why Xi Sutan lived in seclusion in Shangyu was because Wang Xizhi also liked Huang Lao's technique, and they could practice together. ”
Needless to say, Wang Xizhi is a famous book saint, and there are a few Chinese who do not know his name. Xi Jian and Xi Xuan, Shanbo also understand. There is an old movie called "Love in the Pen", the prototype of the male protagonist Zhao Xuzhi is Wang Xizhi, the female protagonist Wen Juan is Xi Xuan, and Taiwei Qi Shen is Xi Jian.
The Xi family is a family of calligraphy, and everyone in the family writes well. Xi Xuan's calligraphy is outstanding, and he is known as the "female pen fairy". Xi Xuan is a pen immortal, Wang Xizhi is a book saint, and the two are a perfect match. There is also a famous story about the marriage of the two, that is, the open belly east bed.
Taiwei Xi Jian and Prime Minister Wang Dao are ministers in the same hall, and they are friends in the world. Xi Jian told Director Wang that he wanted to find a son-in-law for his daughter, and Director Wang said very happily: "There are many children in my Wang family, all of them are excellent, you go and choose, whoever you choose is whoever you choose." ”
Why does it sound like buying cabbage, fancy which one and ask for that one. But this is the case in ancient times, marriage matters pay attention to the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers. Wang Dao is the head of the Wang family, and he has the final say in the marriage of all the children of the Wang family.
Xi Jian was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately sent his henchmen to the Wang family to investigate. The confidant steward came to the palace and went back to report it: "The children of the palace are all good, but when they hear that a messenger is coming, they all seem restrained and unnatural, and only one person sits on the east bed, eating with his stomach down, as if nothing happened. Xi Jian said: "This is the good son-in-law I want to choose." When I inquired, it turned out to be Wang Xizhi. Xi Jian married his daughter to him.
The children of the palace are all quite sons-in-law, carefully prepared and taken seriously, but none of them succeeded. Only Wang Xizhi didn't care about this, he was still the same, but in the end he got the beauty, and it was exactly the person he was looking for.
Things in the world are sometimes so wonderful. Therefore, some people say that sometimes there must be in life, and there is no need to force it in life. What is yours is yours after all, and it is not your compulsion that you want. There is also the fact that the blessed do not need to be busy, and the unblessed run to break their bowels. In fact, they all persuade people to be content with the status quo and not want to forge ahead. Only the weak will believe in this and think it as the best chicken soup for the soul.
Sambo doesn't believe in these fatalisms, he believes in my fate, not my fate. I love Zhu Yingtai, Zhu Yingtai is mine, and no one can snatch it. Whoever robs my wife, I will destroy him.
The second uncle pushed Shanbo and said, "Don't get distracted, what I said has a lot to do with you." Do you know what your mother's name is? Do you know what her relationship with Brother Xi Su is? ”