Chapter 100: Delicious
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the hall with the fried locusts on his plate, he heard Zheng Rong, the patriarch of the Zheng clan, say: "There is only cultivation."
In order to eliminate natural disasters, don't forget, the former Zhao Emperor Liu Cong failed to eliminate locusts, but caused greater harm. ”
The eldest grandson Wuji stood up and said, "Liu Cong, the usurper of the king, is invincible to demons, and His Majesty, the lord of the Holy Ming, is invincible to demons."
In ancient times, the state had good guards, and locusts did not dare to enter the country, if it was said that the cultivation of virtue could exempt the locust plague, the occurrence of the locust plague was caused by the lack of virtue
Yes? ”
Zheng Rong didn't follow the trap of the eldest grandson Wuji, and then said loudly: "I don't dare to discuss the virtues of today's saints, Spring and Autumn."
When Wang Zazi killed Zhaobo and Mao Bo, there was a locust plague in the country of Lu. Then there is Lu Xuangong, who changed the system that has been practiced since ancient times
degree, God will repay Lu Xuangong This practice will inevitably lead to natural disasters, probably Lu Xuangong should have woken up from this natural disaster
Come, change the practice of implementing the tax system, you all know this allusion."
Who is Wang Zazi? It is the title of Zhou Tianzi's brother-in-law, Uncle Mao and Uncle Zhao are ministers, and he said this to wait for you
insinuated that Li Shimin killed Li Jiancheng, Zheng Rong is really dead.
After Li Shimin heard this, he held the hand on the side of the case, and the green tendons bulged out.
Zheng Rongli ignored Li Shimin and continued: "The drought is a response to the failure of politics and religion.
Than hired by the Son of Heaven, he was proud of his ambitions, went to the country to hunt, and wished for the hill in the big city, so he caused this drought. Locusts are natural disasters, and they cannot be controlled
The only way to do this is to set up sacrifices and worship to pray to heaven to ward off disasters."
Lu Yin, the patriarch of Fanyang, said, "Locusts are natural disasters, and they can't be eliminated by manpower. Besides, there are too many insects, which hurts the heavens and the peace. ”
Suddenly, a voice came from the door of the temple: "I don't know how to change, and now I'm flying locusts."
If there is no harvest, the people will be displaced, which is related to the safety of the country. Even if you can't, you can't
It is better to perish than to remain and form a plague. Locusts are afraid of people, chickens and ducks dare to eat them, but people are only a small worm
Don't dare to hunt and kill, let the locusts chew and eat the seedlings, people are not as good as birds? ”。
Everyone turned around and found that Xiao Zheng walked in with a plate full of golden things, looking good
Like what to eat.
He walked up to several patriarchs and said with a smile: "The fields have owners, let them save their crops, and everyone can save them."
It will be very hard, in ancient times, there were locusts that could not be eliminated, just because they did not try their best or the method was wrong, just because they refused
Hunting and killing, so that there is a famine, the people cannibalize each other, and everyone dares to eat or dare not eat insects? As long as the top and bottom work together, it will
It can cure locusts, even if there is a place that cannot be cured, it is better than raising a plague. ”
"The locusts eat my crops, I eat the locusts, see who has a fast mouth, and everyone can see who can eat and who can't."
"Ignorant erectors! Do you dare to eat locusts? Cui Yan, the patriarch of the Cui clan, pointed at Xiao Zheng and said.
"Of course I dare," Xiao Zheng walked over with a smile as he carried a plate of fried locusts.
"How many people can see clearly, is it a locust?" He asked in front of several patriarchs.
Several patriarchs looked at each other, and Cui Yan said, "Of course it is!" Then you eat".
"I'll test the poison for the saint first, and I'll eat it" picked one up and put it in his mouth, Xiao Zheng looked at the appearance of eating locusts
The patriarch of the family felt sick in his heart.
"Several, do you want to try it, it's delicious," Xiao Zheng said as he handed the plate forward.
"The old man doesn't eat such filthy things, take them!" Zheng Rong said in disgust.
"Hey, you just said that you want to worship the locust god and the heavens to cultivate good fortune, why did this locust become from the god again in an instant?
Filthy thing, Patriarch Zheng, you can't speak well," Xiao Zheng said with a smile.
Hearing him say this, even the corners of Li Shimin's mouth moved, and the tense corners of his mouth also relaxed.
"You were born in a humble and yellow-mouthed Confucian, and the old man is too lazy to take advantage of your tongue," Zheng Rong glanced at Xiao Zheng and said.
Xiao Yu's eyes on the side immediately widened, and he wanted to open his mouth to speak.
I looked at Xiao Zheng and pointed at him and didn t open his mouth, see what that means Lao Tzu asked you to come back and you didn't come back, now
Okay, if you go back to the clan, let's cut them together.
He took the plate and went to Li Shimin's case and said, "The minister also invites the saint to taste it?" ”。
Li Shimin was grateful and sick to his stomach after seeing Xiao Zheng eat the locusts, and saw Xiao Zheng frying this plate crispy
The locusts, he looked at Xiao Zheng with inquiring eyes.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to hand over the plate, Xiao Zheng whispered: "It's delicious!" This time the saint must endure, definitely! endure
What people can't bear, what people don't dare to do".
Xiao Zheng said that it was something delicious and it must not be bad, Li Shimin reached out and pinched one and slowly put it in his mouth, a
The strands are crispy and mixed with the scent of cumin in your mouth.
Not to mention that it tastes good, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is delicious, and I quickly picked up two more, and after a few stomachs, I saw it
Xiao Zheng was glaring at him vigorously, and Li Shimin immediately understood what was going on.
I saw him get up and point at these patriarchs and say, "I hate these insects who rob the people of their food.
If these insects have spirits, then eat my heart, and don't eat the food of my Tang people. ”
"The heart of a saint can be learned from heaven and earth," said Eldest Sun Wuji, Fang Xuanling and others knelt on the ground and choked up.
"Since the saint dares to eat, I will also have a few" Yu Chi Lao Hei also stood up.
"Old Cheng also tastes" Cheng Yanjin also stood up.
For a while, the courtiers stood up and prepared to eat locusts, and after Cheng Yanjin only ate a few, he immediately grabbed a handful
In his hand, half of the locusts on the plate were immediately missing, and Xiao Zheng was so angry that he wanted to kick him.
A large plate of fried locusts was finished in a few clicks, and more than half of the courtiers did not eat it, so there were still complaints.
"You've got less!" Yu Chi Laohei yelled at Xiao Zheng.
Glared at him and didn't speak, you fucking thought you couldn't come to the banquet.
The atmosphere that originally burst out of Mars was much softened by Xiao Zheng's plate of fried locusts.
Seeing these courtiers following Li Shimin to eat locusts in such a group, the patriarchs of several families were also shocked when they saw it.
Xiao Zheng shook the empty plate at several patriarchs and said, "King Chu Hui swallowed leeches to cure the disease, and Uncle Sun Ao beheaded him."
The serpent was blessed. Exterminate locusts and save people, we will follow the saint and die, if a disaster falls from heaven, the saint and we will bear it
Don't be afraid."
"We admire the sage's bearing in eating locusts, and ask the sage to recognize it," Cui Yan arched his hand to Li
Shimin said.
"Okay, I don't have to make an edict against myself, yours, the status of the five surnames and seven hopes is still first-class, Guan Long Li
The clan is placed in the third, and I also recognize it" Li Shimin seems to be saying that the clouds are light and clear, and there is only the eunuch standing behind Li Shimin
Seeing that Li Shimin had broken the brush in his hand into four sections, the bamboo was pierced into his hand, and the blood was dripping in
Ground.
"We thank the saints for their grace" Seeing that the goal had been achieved, the patriarchs bowed and bowed and withdrew. And as for
The locust plague was just an excuse for them to suppress Li Shimin.
After a few people went out, Li Shimin looked directly at the place where the patriarchs were standing just now and didn't say anything for a long time
Words, everyone in the hall felt depressed, and the sun shone through the window on the golden hall, and there were dozens of them in the hall
The locusts kept flying around.
"Whoa!" Li Shimin overturned the imperial case in front of him and stood up.
"Haha......" Zhiruo laughed a few times frantically and then roared: "Retreat!" ”
Wonderful!