Chapter 601: Who's Messing With Son-in-law
"! He's still so foul-mouthed! β
Hearing Chun Yuji asking him if he had come to Qi to be his son-in-law, Zhuangzi couldn't help but curse in his heart.
Seeing Chun Yu running away on horseback, Zhuangzi followed behind and shouted, "Don't run!" Let's talk! Good no good? Who is the son-in-law who comes to the door? Or do you want to plug the door upside down? What about the son-in-law? What's wrong with being a door-to-door son-in-law? Isn't it great? Aren't you also a door-to-door son-in-law? See! You're still a great official of the Qi Kingdom! β
Zhuangzi tried to invade Chun Yuyu's brain, but failed. Chun Yuyu didn't know him, and as soon as he entered, he was kicked out of his brain.
Hey! This is a pure man! The willpower is still strong!
Zhuangzi invaded again, and without waiting for Chun Yuji to react, he said loudly: "I am Zhuang Zhou!" Zhuang Zhou! I'm not here to be a son-in-law in Qi country! I'm Zhuang Zhou! I'm here to marry Rong'er! β
Under the strong invasion of Zhuangzi, Chun Yuji slowed down his horse's pace. Said to himself: "Zhuang Zhou? Are you Zhuang Zhou? Who is Zhuang Zhou! Nima Di! How did labor and management think of Zhuang Zhou? Ten breeds of dogs! β
"What's wrong with Zhuang Zhou? Didn't Zhuang Zhou come to Qi to be a son-in-law? Zhuangzi asked.
Chun Yu grabbed Ma and shook his head. He muttered to himself: "How did labor and management think that Zhuang Zhou's dog has ten species?" This, this, this? This dog of ten species turned out to be like this?
Nima Di! Should he? Should? You should only be in your twenties, right? Should you be twenty-three or four? But this person? This person? How? You look like you're in your thirties, right? looks like you haven't eaten enough, and you've lost weight like this? You see? You see? Those few whiskers, ugly to death. ! β
Seeing Chun Yuji muttering to himself, Zhuangzi snickered in his heart.
Chun Yuyu didn't know that his brain system had been invaded by Zhuangzi, and he thought he was thinking nonsense.
It really responds to that sentence: think about it every day, dream about it at night. Chun Yuji thought that he had just talked about Zhuangzi, but now he remembered the past and remembered Zhuangzi.
The young Zhuang Zhou can be said to be the memory of his life.
In front of this young man, he almost died, and was killed by this young man. In front of this teenager, he was so frightened that he peed his pants. No! It's scared that the feces come down with urine, and it's incontinence.
OK! It wasn't discovered at the time, or else! It's a lifetime of shame!
Nima Di! Why did you encounter this evil star again?
Nima Di! Why haven't you heard of it? Is Rong'er's fiancΓ© Zhuang Zhou? If you know that there are ten kinds of dogs, labor and management will have to make do with her, so that she can get along with Tian Ju. Labor and management asked Qi Jun to marry Rong'er and Tian Ju, and he was not afraid that Rong'er would not obey.
Chun Yuyu regretted that he died, and he didn't make do with it at the beginning.
His relationship with Tian Gongzi Tian Ju is not very good. Tian Ju is Qi Jun's Tian brother, and he has won Qi Jun's trust. He also has a good impression of Tian Ju, and he also said good things about Tian Ju behind his back and praised Tian Ju.
It was meant to be! Tian Gongzi Tian Ju is a good person, which is commendable and appreciated.
But? He may have joined Tian Ju's eighth generation ancestor, but Tian Ju said behind his back that he had a bad mouth!
Nima Di! Friendship between people is mutual! Labor and management say good things about you behind your back and sincerely appreciate you, but you say bad things about labor and management behind your back? What's wrong with labor-management bad mouth? Labor and management are upright!
Labor and management are rectums, and if they have something to say, they will let it go, and they will not hide it.
Labor and management are not bad mouths, labor and management are straightforward!
Labor and management are not bad mouths, labor and management are this? Labor and management are honest, and labor and management look down on some people at all! Nima Di! Who are they? Labor and management are not bad mouths, labor and management just can't help but want to say a few words!
It is precisely for this reason that with Chun Yu's temper, he naturally can't get along with Tian Ju. And what about Tian Ju! I also feel terrible about his bad mouth and don't want to associate with him. That's it! Although the two are Qi Jun's favorite ministers, they are at odds with each other.
Fortunately, the two managed different affairs, and there was no head-on conflict. Tian Ju is responsible for Qi Jun's internal affairs and intimate affairs. And he is in charge of the foreign affairs of the Qi State.
The relationship between Tian Ju and Rong'er is known to almost everyone in the capital of Qi State. Above the court, naturally everyone knows it. I remember that once, someone mentioned it to Qi Jun and asked Qi Jun to give him a marriage. But Tian Ju didn't agree at that time, saying that he wanted Rong'er to agree in person. Outcome! That's it.
If he knew that Rong'er was married to Zhuang Zhou, then he would have to say a few more words in front of Qi Jun anyway and let Qi Jun give him a marriage.
What is he Zhuangzi Zhuang Zhou? Isn't it? Again! At that time, Zhuang Zhou hadn't made his debut yet, and no one knew his life or death, right? We can send someone out to inquire, and if we find Zhuang Zhou, we will kill him, won't we have it? Isn't it?
And Rong'er! She's a big role for our Qi country, isn't she? If Rong'er and Tian Jutian get married, then! Our Qi country is even more so.
At that time, if he fooled Qi Jun like this, maybe Qi Jun would have made up his mind and gave this marriage.
It is conceivable that in the face of temptation and pressure, Rong'er may agree.
Women! Isn't it? Someone likes you, and you are the king's favorite, and it would be a fool not to marry!
Again! At that time, no one knew whether Zhuang Zhou was alive or dead. Wait for him, are you a fool? Isn't it?
It's true! Missed a great opportunity!
Alas! Now it's too late to regret it!
Although Zhuangzi entered Chun Yuji's brain system, this Chun Yu Yu is really not an ordinary person, and his willpower is quite firm.
In modern psychological language, his brain's defense system is quite strong.
Zhuangzi wants to control his brain and have a conversation with him, but people just think that he is cranky and deserted, and they just don't take you seriously.
What makes Zhuangzi feel even more regretful is that he can hear everything he says to himself. When Chun Yuji stopped talking to himself and completely entered a person thinking about a person, he didn't know what Chun Yuji was thinking alone in a daze?
"Lady Chun!"
"Jun-sama?"
"Chunxiang? Chunxiang? β
Several guards saw that Lord Chun Yu was in a daze, so they asked with concern and puzzlement.
"Ah! Pander to! Pander to! β
Chun Yuyu looked a little panicked and came to his senses. Thinking about it, he shook his head again, and felt that he was indeed awake, so he asked, "Will you inquire about me later?" What the hell is going on? This Zhuang Zhou? He? When did he come to Qi Kingdom? β
When he left the Qi Kingdom, he heard some legends about Zhuang Zhou. When he heard about Zhuang Zhou, he was surprised. Unexpectedly, the little kid back then grew up and became a "son".
Nima Di! Zhuang Zhou has become Zhuangzi.
Afterward! On the way, he heard some legends about Zhuangzi, and he thought that this little boy was too terrible. It's true! It was so scary when I was a child, not to mention? Now that you're an adult?
Let alone! Is he also the inheritor of Taoist doctrine? Let alone! He is also Yang Zhu's personal disciple, and his martial arts ......
It's true! I can't imagine!
After Chun Yuji came to his senses, Zhuangzi could no longer invade his brain system. After following for a while, Zhuangzi felt bored, so he left and went to Tian Ji's house.
It can be seen from the surface of Chun Yu Ji that this Chun Yu Yu must still remember the events of the year.
Alas! Zhuangzi shook his head and smiled bitterly: In the country of Qi! If you want to stay, it's enough to have Tian Gongzi Tian Ju and this Chun Yu Chun Adult.
Qi country! It's not a place for me to stay for a long time!