Chapter 377: Ginseng Fruit
"Amitabha!"
Tang Seng kept reciting the Buddha's name in his mouth, and various scriptures were recited continuously, and suddenly, the somewhat fluctuating Buddha's heart returned to calm.
The flattering woman was unwilling, wrapped Tang Seng's arm, and leaned her whole body over: "Elder Tang, the property of the slave family's great villa is yours." ”
"Amitabha...... Amitabha Buddha ......"
Tang Seng didn't care, just kept chanting the Buddha's name, not affected by the woman, let the woman entangle, he was from Mount Tai and did not move in front of him, the woman saw him so persistent, entangled for a while and left the room.
In the hall, the middle-aged woman was smiling, her eyes flashed, she didn't know what she was thinking, and after waiting for a while, the touching woman came out, glanced at the middle-aged woman, and said with a smile: "The Buddha's heart is stable." ”
The middle-aged woman nodded slowly, but when she touched the woman, she turned around and left, and entered another room, but there was a different scene inside, but Sha Wujing was sitting upright, and there was a woman next to him who was toasting him, but Sha Wujing was motionless with a straight face, and he didn't say a word no matter how the woman moved.
The two women entered another room, but Sun Wukong was inside, there were three women dancing and pouring wine around him, some young women wanted to lean against his body, but he stared, the woman could only give up, the scene was so confrontational, until the two women came in, the other women followed the two women out, but Sun Wukong just glanced at the two of them, then closed his mouth and did not move, until the two women left, he pondered thoughtfully, and then showed a trace of inexplicable smile, as if he thought of something.
Touching the woman, the two turned around, and entered another room, this room was lively, one of them was Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie sat on a big chair, there was a big table in front of him, the table was full of big fish and meat, there were all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and there were more women who poured the wine glass to Zhu Bajie, he also did not refuse, eating and drinking, slightly drunk, his face was red, and he gradually finally lost his heart, and forgot many things, just stared wide-eyed, and his eyes were full of spring on several women. also reached out to touch the woman who came closely, but was blocked by the woman with a smile and a hand.
This made Zhu Bajie even more scratchy, grabbed the wine glass and stood up, and threw himself at several women, but was avoided by several women with a smile.
Seeing this, the two women quickly glanced at each other, and a trace of cold light appeared in their eyes, but it also disappeared in a flash, and the two instantly turned into a flattering appearance and walked in with a smile.
"Ouch...... You're so lively, why don't you wait for us to come? ”
"yes, what game are you guys playing, it feels like it's fun."
The two came in grinning, as if they wanted to join their team.
"Sister is here, this man is so rude, and he wants to reach out and touch us."
A woman smiled and spoke, saying that Zhu Bajie was not, but there was a smile on her face.
The charming woman smiled and said: "Little sister too, the visitor is a guest, people just want to touch your little hand, you let him touch it." ”
Zhu Bajie was a little embarrassed when he saw his sister coming, but after listening to the woman's words, he suddenly came to his senses, and said with a smile: "This sister is reasonable, the old pig just wants to touch her little hands, and she doesn't want to do anything." ”
"Just want to touch your little hands? No wonder my little sister is angry, and I'm angry when I do it, so I won't let you touch it. The woman pretended to be angry.
"Why is that?" Zhu Bajie asked honestly.
The charming woman smiled: "We are all lone women, how can this little hand be touched at will, if you touch the little sister's little hand, you have to marry him as a daughter-in-law." ”
"Huh? And such a good thing?! ”
Zhu Bajie's eyes purred, his eyes swept over several women, and asked, "If I touched all your hands......
"Then we all have to marry Lang Jun." The charming woman didn't wait for him to finish, but took over the conversation.
"Such an old pig must be touched."
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he suddenly became even more energetic, and he stood up and was about to rush over.
"Wait!" The flattering woman stopped.
"What, do you want to regret it?" Zhu Bajie showed an unhappy expression.
"Definitely! Lang Jun actually wants to touch it, then we will let you touch it, but so many of our sisters are here, if you touch this, the other must be unwilling, and you touch another This one is also unwilling. ”
The soothing woman said.
Zhu Bajie heard that this was really the case: "Then in your opinion, how is it good?" ”
"It's not difficult, let's make a game." The charming woman took out a few mesh clothes, handed them to Zhu Bajie, and asked him to put them on, and said: "These clothes are all woven by our sisters, each of them represents the hearts of the sisters, and I wanted to wear it for my favorite Langjun, but since you want to be their Langjun, it is better for you to wear them, and then, cover your head with this turban, you can't see people, you can only hear voices, we are in this hall, whoever you touch will belong to you." ”
"Really?!" Zhu Bajie was excited, put on all the net clothes in three or five times, and even covered his head with the headscarf, and began to touch these places.
The women ran back and forth around Zhu Bajie, and every time they passed him, they would clap their palms, and Zhu Bajie reached out to touch it when he heard the applause, and the woman turned around and ran away with a smile, so that Zhu Bajie touched the air.
Zhu Bajie touched it for a while but didn't touch anything, he was a little angry, lifted his turban, and said: "It's not fun, everyone wants to be slippery like a loach, and the old pig can't touch any of them." ”
"Oh, I wonder how you want to play?" The flattering woman suddenly changed her tone, Zhu Bajie heard that it was not right, and looked at the flattering woman, but saw that the original flattering woman suddenly became dignified at this time, and the true appearance of several women also suddenly disappeared, turning into Lishan Old Mother, Fuxian, Manjushri Bodhisattva, and several people stared at Zhu Bajie with ugly faces.
Zhu Bajie was shocked, knowing that he had been tricked, and was about to rush out of the room, but he felt a tightness on his body, and those few nets shrank and turned into a big net to catch him, and the more he retracted, the more he entered, and finally the whole net was strangled into the meat, so painful that Zhu Bajie screamed loudly and rolled all over the ground.
"Okay, you Zhu Bajie, I said that I would let you protect Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures and atone for your sins, you are good, you eat and drink, and you want to marry a wife and have children, and you forget everything."
The middle-aged woman walked outside the door, and turned into Guanyin Bodhisattva, at this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly sobered up, knew what was going on, and shouted for mercy, but the Bodhisattva waved and hung the big net on the beam, and then several people didn't look at him and disappeared into the room.
The next day, everyone woke up, the villa disappeared, everyone slept in the suburbs, and Zhu Bajie was hung on a big tree by a big net, and the screams were endless.
Everyone put Zhu Bajie down and understood what was going on, no one dared to complain about this, and Tang Seng kept chanting Amitabha Buddha in the direction of the South China Sea.
At this point, this matter is in the past, and the only one who hurt is Zhu Bajie, who was punished from heaven on the surface, but secretly he was responsible for supervising, but unfortunately he lost his heart by the drunkenness, so he fell on the road.
The people trimmed a little and continued westward.
On this day, I came to a Taoist temple, this Taoist temple was built on a magnificent mountain range, with colorful clouds and thousands of roads, the glow gushing, and all kinds of rui beasts crying on the mountain, which is an excellent place for cultivation.
This mountain is known as Wanshou Mountain, this view is known as Wuzhuang View, is the place of Zhen Yuanzi's preaching, Zhenyuan Daxian and Tang Seng in the previous life of the golden cicada is an old acquaintance, has already calculated that Tang Seng four people want to pass by, I wanted to prepare well, waiting for Tang Seng to arrive, the two sides are also good to reminisce, but seeing that Tang Seng is coming, but received an invitation from Yuan Shi Tianzun, inviting him to Miluo Palace to listen to the mixed Yuan Daoguo, Zhen Yuan Daxian did not want to go, but it is not good to refute the face of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and finally went.
When he went, he sighed lightly, this old friend is really a lot of disasters, this please Han will not come sooner or later, but just when Tang Seng is about to pass by, it is impossible to say that there is no cat.
Knowing that it was a conspiracy, but he couldn't help but go, after all, Yuan Shi Tianzun was the emperor of the Heavenly Court Holy Land, and to go against him was to go against the Heavenly Court Holy Land, although Zhen Yuanzi had strong skills and was not afraid of Yuan Shi Tianzun, but he still had many disciples, although these disciples were enough to resist one side, but if they were against the Heavenly Court Holy Land, there was still too much difference.
Therefore, Zhen Yuanzi also went to the banquet, not only to go himself, but also to bring all the disciples, leaving only two guards Wuzhuang Temple.
The two people left behind are called Mingyue and Qingfeng, both of them are old demons who have lived for more than a thousand years, worship under the door of Zhenyuanzi, cultivate the art of rejuvenating the face, and it seems that there are not many children with a small path, but the two of them have not been loved by Zhen Yuanzi because of their low cultivation qualifications, and they have been practicing for so long, and they have always wandered in the realm of immortals, unable to take a key step, and the tribulation has become immortals, and they have also begged Zhenyuan Daxian to help them cross the catastrophe to become immortals, but Zhenyuan Daxian thinks that the qualifications of the two are too low, and the tribulation is dangerous, and they need to wait for a good time, This opportunity is rare, it has been delayed again and again, and I don't know how many years it has been delayed, and when it is dragged to the back, both of them are resentful, thinking that Zhen Yuanzi is biased and refuses to help.
Of course, this is what they secretly think in their hearts, on the surface, they are still respectful to Zhen Yuanzi, but the resentment is difficult to eliminate as long as it is a lifetime, unless this matter changes, it will accumulate more and more.
Somehow this matter spread to the heavenly court, Zhen Yuanzi led his disciples to heaven to listen to the class, the two stayed, Zhen Yuanzi just left, and immediately came an immortal, he told the two: "I can give you no one a tribulation elixir to help you successfully cross the tribulation and become an immortal, but you must help him do one thing." ”
The two thought about it for a while and agreed, and what they were asked to do was to wait for Tang Seng to pass by, and find a way to make Sun Wukong make mistakes, the bigger the mistake, the better.
Both of them are old demons who have lived for thousands of years, and they know that this matter will not be so simple, but seeing that the elixir of the catastrophe is in front of them, the two know that the opportunity must not be lost and will not come again, but how to make Sun Wukong make a mistake? The two racked their brains and pondered, and finally let them think of a solution.
On this day, the four Tang monks and apprentices passed by Wuzhuang Temple, Qingfeng Mingyue according to the instructions of Zhen Yuanzi, and the good life entertained the four Tang monks and apprentices, and invited Tang Seng to sit in the hall, and then, the two looked at each other and left the hall, Zhen Yuanzi confessed, if Tang Seng arrived, you can hit two ginseng fruits and invite Tang Seng to eat, ginseng fruit is a fairy baby, eat one can prolong life.
Qingfeng Mingyue and the two of them hit two ginseng fruits with a golden rod, and caught them with a plate, this fruit is called ginseng fruit, although it has a humanoid appearance, but if you look closely, you can still see that it is a fruit, and it is very real to be 108,000 miles away.
However, the two knew that Tang Seng had never seen the ginseng fruit, so they dragged the plate into the room, and took advantage of the moment to put back the golden rod, but cast an illusion on the ginseng fruit, making the ginseng fruit look similar to a real baby, and even looming with a trace of blood, and only after the disguise last night, the two came to the hall with the plate.
"Elder Tang, I have a view of the remote mountains and barren mountains in Wuzhuang, there is nothing to give, and there are two Tuyi fruits, and the right is to quench your thirst."
Qingfeng Mingyue held the plate and held it high, and there were two babies on the plate, lifelike, and even with a trace of blood.
Seeing this, Tang Seng took three steps back, and was really frightened, shouting: "This is a child who is not enough in the three dynasties, how to quench my thirst?" ”
Qingfeng Mingyue smiled at each other, the plan succeeded, but he kept persuading Tang Seng in his mouth, but the ginseng fruit was cast by the two of them and turned into two little babies, how could Tang Seng listen to the explanations of the two.
The two pretended to be polite and left, the next plan was to seduce Sun Wukong to take the bait, the two came to the kitchen, they knew that several apprentices of Tang Seng were cooking rice inside, one of them was called Zhu Bajie The most greedy, so he deliberately ate the ginseng fruit, and shouted loudly: "This monk doesn't know the Taoist baby, and treats the ginseng fruit as a child of the three dynasties, and the naked eye is mortal." ”
This was said deliberately several times, and the fruity aroma of the ginseng fruit with mana wafted into the kitchen, and then they ate the fruit and left, they believed that it was so loud that Zhu Bajie must have heard it.
Sure enough, Zhu Bajie's greedy character is difficult to change, and he is still a Taoist baby, so with a turn of his brain, he decisively pulled Sun Wukong and Sha Seng together, and formed a group to steal ginseng fruits.
In order not to attract Qingfeng Mingyue's attention, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng continued to stay in the kitchen to cook and cook, and even made a lot of fireworks to attract Qingfeng Mingyue's attention, and came to the plan of diverting the tiger from the mountain.
However, the every move of several people was already in Qingfeng Mingyue's plan, and the two pretended not to know and came over to help stupidly.
One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, people are people, and I don't know who counts whom, anyway, the two sides are harmonious in the kitchen, love each other, and cook this meal earth-shattering, intrigued.
Knowing that Sun Wukong stole the fruit back, Mingyue Qingfeng knew that the matter had been completed, so he said goodbye and left, but in a kitchen, the two returned to the secret room, opened the observation circle that had been arranged long ago, and observed every move in the kitchen, sure enough, Sun Wukong stole back the ginseng fruit as scheduled, one for each person, and the three of them shared the spoils in the kitchen and ate the fruit.
At this time, Qingfeng Mingyue knew that it was time for them to appear, so she passed by the kitchen at the right time, heard the conversation of several people, broke into the door, and caught the thief and dirty.
When I went to the yard to count, there were really a few fewer fruits on the tree, and there were still four, but I didn't expect Sun Wukong's unintentional move, but it just gave them room to play.
The matter was troubled, Tang Seng was wronged, and he was also pushed to the limelight, there were four fruits missing, the four of them, exactly one each, the evidence was conclusive, and it was difficult to distinguish between them.