Chapter 12: Kneel
Bai He laughed, wiped his hair upwards very coquettishly, and then began to talk serious nonsense: "This morning, at the door of my Lin family, the Holy Queen personally sent down divine thunder...... At that time, there happened to be a Fanbang ghost guy next to him, wanting to rub my brother's light. But it's a pity, that guy is a cheap natural life, and the five elements are lacking, and he is not qualified to accept the divine grace of the Holy Queen at all, so he was blown up on the spot! And a wise and powerful man like Brother, who is majestic and domineering, of course endured it unscathed. As a result, this hairstyle is formed in this way......"
The subdued tone, the serious expression, and the vivid and rich body language almost believed the little Lori who had experienced it personally. The little fresh meat was even more stunned, "Really? β
"This is true, countless neighbors have seen it with their own eyes, if you don't believe it, you can go back and ask." Bai He said with a serious face,
Seeing that he still had the last trace of suspicion, he hurriedly added another fire, and shouted: "The thunder is coming, if the holy queen is here, Xiaolan, you still don't kneel down to see the driver?!" β
Smack!
This time, Xiao Xianrou finally knelt down: "Your Majesty the Holy Queenβ"
He was about to shout long live, but suddenly heard a strange sound of "poof" next to him, so he looked up and saw the two masters and servants of Baihe, who had already been suffocated with red faces and twitching at the corners of their mouths, looking at him with a strange smile.
"Lao Bai, ...... are you," Xiao Xianrou was stunned for a moment.
But Bai He finally couldn't help it, and laughed wildly, and said while laughing: "Let you dare to laugh at your brother's hairstyle, this time I finally knelt down for my brother obediently, right?!" β
Little Lori leaned back and laughed even more: "Young master, you are too bad, how can you be so tricky?" In the entire Great Zhou Dynasty, I'm afraid you are the only one who is so bold as to dare to make fun of the Holy Queen......"
"Hahaha, the Holy Queen is merciful and loves the people like a son, and she will definitely not blame me, don't worry, hahahaha......"
Burst!
Xiao Xianrou couldn't hold back a mouthful of old blood, and almost squirted, so far, where does he not know that he was being tricked? immediately burst into tears, thinking resentfully: Baihe, you bastard, why didn't you find out that you were so treacherous before?
It was because he heard the wind that he rushed over to make fun of Bai He, but he couldn't make fun of it, but he was teased by Bai He, who is to blame?
After a while, Bai He's conscience finally found out, stopped laughing first, and asked Xiao Xianrou: "Xiaolan, let's say, what kind of wind blew you over, wouldn't you really come to see my brother's jokes?" β
"Humph!" Lan Qinghe snorted and didn't answer.
"Yes, you dragged it for me, didn't you?" Bai He ignored him, and as soon as he turned his head, he asked Xiao Lori, "Yuan'er, how much do we owe this handsome and dashing young master Qinghe?" β
Little Lori took out a palm-sized account book like a trick, flipped through it, muttered a few times, and replied: "Back to the young master's words, it is a total of ......"
- Yo, you really owe us money for this thing!
"Alright, alright! Yuan'er, my sister-in-law, don't say it, I'll pay it back another day, I'll pay it back another day! Lan Qinghe immediately lost to her, so hurry up and beg for mercy. Seeing that Xiao Lori put away the account book with a smug face, she coughed dryly, and said: "Actually, Lao Bai, I heard that you were beaten by the second lady, and you were almost split by the divine thunder of the Holy Queen, so I sincerely visited you......"
"Huh? Yuan'er, how much do you owe? β
"Don't, don't! Lao Bai, you listen to me first......" The situation is stronger than people, Lan Qinghe hurriedly said, "I came here today, I came to visit you, but now that I see that you are fine, I am really happy for you in my heart!" Second, cough cough ......" He coughed suddenly, and then squeezed a glance at Bai He.
"Huh? What's wrong with your eyes, into the sand? Bai He was stunned.
"Ahem, ahem!" Lan Qinghe glanced at the little Lori next to him and coughed even more. Bai He suddenly realized and wanted to see what he was doing, so he said: "Yuan'er, I see that this master's throat is a little uncomfortable, you go and make him a pot of tea to moisten his throat." β
"Okay, young master." Little Lori pouted in response, and then twisted Xiao Man's waist and left. It was obviously not the first time she had encountered such a situation, and as she walked, she glanced at Lan Qinghe with her eyes, and muttered in a low voice, "Bring my young master again" and something like that.
Bai He didn't bother to pay attention to this little girl, he glanced at Xiao Xianrou with disdain, and said, "Can you say it now?" β
"Hehe......" Lan Qinghe immediately came over when he heard this, and said with a mysterious smile: "Lao Bai, you shouldn't have forgotten what day it is today, right?" β
"What day? What's your birthday? My birthday? Or is it the anniversary of our acquaintance...... Damn, what kind of eyes are you looking at? Don't touch it! My brother doesn't have a fever, and if you touch me again, you'll be indecent! Okay, okay...... Let me tell you the truth, my brother really has amnesia! I just got a slap from the second lady this morning, and I don't remember anything when I wake up! I don't even remember the appearance of our fiancΓ©e, the second lady! β
"Uh...... Lao Bai, what did you just say...... It's all true? Lan Qinghe's eyes widened when he heard this.
"Still lying to you?" Bai He didn't have a good airway.
- Don't say, he really lied to him. Because he didn't forget, but never remembered. However, it is impossible for this secret to be told by Baihe, and it can only rot in the stomach forever. Now that everything is starting all over again and starting a new life, this Lan Qinghe is a good start, because he is "himself" best friend, and when he says it, he says that he has amnesia, which greatly increases his credibility and will not arouse suspicion. Second, I am so tired that I explain my amnesia once I see an acquaintance. Kill two birds with one stone, how nice!
"And your hairstyle?" Lan Qinghe did not give up.
"That's a lie. Although it is true that the Holy Queen personally gave the electricity, but the Bang devil is the protagonist, and the brother is just unlucky, and he suffered by the way...... Don't say it, or you'll be over! β
Lan Qinghe was stunned when he heard this.
After a long time, he let out a long sigh, patted Bai He's shoulder and comforted: "Okay, it's really hard for you, old Bai ...... But I see that your eyes are clear now, your speech is clear and organized, and your whole person is much more sober than before, which can be regarded as a blessing in disguise......"
"That's my brother's life!"
"That's right, if you don't die in a catastrophe, you will have a blessing!" Lan Qinghe nodded, and said, "It's okay to forget the previous things, it's a big deal to remember it again, I will remind you more in the future, don't worry." β
"Good brother!" Bai He was moved!
I didn't expect that stunned man to make such a kind friend, and Jiuquan was also dumbfounded. Yes! Just this sentence to you, I have made this friend! Bai He grabbed Lan Qinghe's hand and burst into tears with excitement: "Good brother, don't say anything, hurry up and pay back the money to comfort my wounded heart......"
"Ahem! Let's get down to business. β
Lan Qinghe immediately changed the topic: "Although Lao Bai you have lost your memory, but as a brother, I still want to remind you: Tonight, the girl of the star is coming to the Langyan Pavilion, and it is estimated that she will not be able to see her after missing tonight, and now the people in Jinling City who have a little face are gone, will you go?" β
Caged Smoke Pavilion? Sounds like a place of fireworks......
Brother is a pure person, a moral person, a person who is detached from low-level interests, how can he accompany you to that kind of place!
Bai He was furious on the spot, slapped his chair and yelled, "Then what are you waiting for?!" Let's go! β