Chapter 579: Scolding in vain
The clan clan glanced at the cherry blossom forest again, and then said: "Spring goes to spring and comes again, and the cherry trees are full of flowers below." Are you satisfied with this ending? ”
The clan didn't know much about waka, and even less about the song, and he was completely right according to the limerick, but even this was shocking.
When the end of the clan's sentence came out, everyone in the audience began to talk about it, especially the unmarried martial arts ladies who were even more intoxicated, only to hear them talk one after another: "The artistic conception of Lord Gaoshan's ending sentence is really profound. ”
"Who's to say it's not, even if I have eyes on it, I can appreciate the beautiful scenery."
"Lord Takigawa is really, he even wants to embarrass Lord Takayama, he is simply humiliating himself, what spring goes to spring and comes again, it's just ugly to death, and it's far worse than the second half of Lord Takayama's sentence."
"I can't say that, although it is Takigawa-sama who wants to be difficult for Takayama-sama, but isn't it because of this that we can hear such beautiful verses, Takayama-sama is not only handsome, but also really untalented, if you can marry Takayama-sama, then you will be happy."
"Don't be a nymphomaniac......"
After the clan finished speaking, he didn't expect the three ladies to look at him in amazement, is Lao Tzu's poem really so good? If this is the case, if Lao Tzu takes out his housekeeping skills, wouldn't he be invincible all over the world.
Takigawa Ichiyi saw that the clan sect really said it, and the words were so beautiful, he couldn't help but be a little stunned, but he never believed that the Takayama clan could have such a level, it must have been his coincidence that he had been obtained. Yes, it must be so, and he must not be able to say the next sentence.
Seeing that everyone's reaction was so strong, Takigawa Kazuki didn't want to. But I also had to praise: "Good sentence, Lord Gaoshan, please listen to the next sentence, thousands of petals fall." ”
After hearing this, the clan couldn't help but think that if he was always allowed to go on so endlessly, even if he was playing limericks, he wouldn't be able to resist it, so he just said ruthlessly, and it ended directly.
Lao Tzu is going to scold, it's easy to make you a dumb bastard. Thinking of this, I only heard the clan sect answer: "The old man is also declining!" ”
Especially the last three words, the clan not only looked at Takigawa Yiyi and said, but also accentuated the tone of these three words. Lao Tzu said that you are a decrepit person, what's the matter?
How could Takigawa Yiyi not hear that the clan was scolding him, how could his temper be unbearable, and the song was not in the mood to connect, so he only heard him angrily say: "You...... Takayama-sama is too much. It is a shame for a samurai that such a beautiful sentence was destroyed by you, and that you said it like a woman in the market. ”
Everyone present didn't expect Takayama-sama to insult Takigawa-sama through the record of the song, so they couldn't help but be stunned. Even the samurai lady who still wanted to speak for the Takayama clan had to keep her mouth shut.
And Nobunaga, who was on the main seat, was immersed in the wonderful teacher's sentence, and suddenly heard such a sentence from the clan. was also stunned, but he didn't reprimand. Instead, he waited with interest to hear how the clan would refute Takigawa Kazuyi's question.
The clan had long thought that Takigawa Ichiyi would be angry, and of course, since he wanted him to suffer a dumb loss, he had already thought of his words.
I only heard him smile and said: "What does Lord Takikawa mean by this, in the next is just from the falling petals to think of life, this life in the eyes of the clan is like a cherry blossom, when the buds are ready to be released, it is like before the Yuan suit, when it is mature and blooming, it looks like a human being is light and strong, and falling from the tree is not like aging, the first half of the sentence just now is the fall of thousands of petals, and the end of the adult is in the next employing people to be adults, is there anything wrong."
Do you think that you are scolding adults through songs, but you are a dignified samurai, how can you do such a degrading thing? ”
If the clan sect didn't explain, the tone just now did seem like scolding, but when he finished explaining, they realized how talented the Lu Dao clan was, and they could actually think of life with falling flowers, what a profound knowledge this is. …,
And those samurai ladies were crazy after listening to it, and while praising the clan, they didn't forget to belittle Takigawa Yiyi, the voice was so loud that even Takigawa Yiyi could hear it clearly.
He can't go on with the poem, is this scolding in vain? When he was thinking about how to refute, Nobunaga stood up and said, "Okay, although there are only two sentences, but the meaning is far-reaching, can Senbei think of a name?" ”
"Lord Hui, this name ......" The clan originally wanted Nobunaga to give him a name, but as soon as he said this, he thought of a name that could make Takigawa Ichiki vomit blood.
So I heard him hurriedly continue: "The lord's subordinates have already thought of the name. ”
"Speak up and listen."
"It's the lord, it's better to call: Old flower, cough cough, decrepit Lord Takikawa, this song is the sum of the two of us, do you think this name is satisfactory."
The clan deliberately coughed twice behind the old flower, and the declining man was said together with the name Takigawa Yiyi, and then there was a pause, so that people could hear that it was completely the declining Takigawa-sama.
So as soon as the clan's voice fell, the more than 1,000 people present all laughed, and even Nobunaga's wife Nohime and others hurriedly covered their snickering with their sleeves and didn't listen.
Takigawa Yiyi couldn't hang up just now, and now he was ridiculed by so many people, how could he stand it, I saw him pull out the knife on his waist violently, pointed at the Gaoshan clan and said: "Bastard, the deception is too much, I will fight you to the death today." As he spoke, he was about to walk towards the clan.
Although the clan and him are also the elders of the family, their status is higher than that of Takigawa Yiyi, and they are not only separated by Niwa Nagahide, but also by the three of Mino.
The three of Mino are people who are in the same camp as the clan, how can they let this Takigawa Ichiyi hurt Lord Takayama, but now that the residence is present, they don't dare to draw their knives, so they have to block in front of one person, and the other two are dragged by the other two, and even their wives can't stop persuading, and the venue is simply a mess.
Although Nobunaga felt that the clan was indeed a little excessive, he just wanted to reprimand, but he saw that Takigawa Ichiyi dared to draw a sword in front of him, which made him furious, Nobunaga hated his retainers killing each other the most, so after seeing this, even the anger against the clan was transferred to Takigawa Ichiyi, only to hear him yell: "Presumptuous! Put the knife down for me. ”
Takigawa Yiyi also woke up from his anger at this moment, and when he saw that the lord was yelling at him, he trembled with fright, only to see him hurriedly throw the sword aside, and said, "Please also ask the lord to be the master of his subordinates." ”
After all, the Takayama clan and Takigawa Kazuki are both ministers of the family, and they are in the time of relaxation, so Nobunaga doesn't want to make things bigger, so as not to spoil the mood.
I only heard Nobunaga calm down for a moment and said, "Senbei will be punished, but you will also be punished for harming the important ministers of the family with a sword." ”
"Subordinate punishment!" The clan clan hurriedly said, strive for a good attitude, anyway, for this little thing, Nobunaga's punishment will definitely not hurt or itch.
Sure enough, as the clan thought, he only heard Nobunaga say, "Then punish the two of you... One person and one song, who wants to come first! ”
After listening to Takigawa Yiyi, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, although he was not good at songs, but it was not difficult, so he came first with a song, but because of the haste of the matter, and the subtlety had nothing to do with it at all, Nobunaga didn't mean to embarrass the two of them, so he passed the test.
But this can make it difficult for the clan, Lao Tzu is not Cao Zhi, how can he have the ability to make a poem in seven steps, and it is okay to make up a big oil poem now, this and the song is really not easy to make up.
If this matter was placed before the clan and Takigawa Yiyi sang, Nobunaga would not be punished like this, because he knew that the Dao clan was not proficient in this way, but now Nobunaga didn't think so, the level of the clan was not bad, so he chose to use this as a punishment for the two, saying that it was a punishment, but it was just a high pick up and put it down gently, of course, Nobunaga also wanted to hear what amazing verses the clan could say next. …,
The young ladies of the martial arts who were present thought that they would never hear the clan singing with others again, but they were still feeling lost, and they immediately came to their senses, and while looking at the clan longingly, they called the hall wise.
And the clan has thought about it for so long, and he already has an idea in his heart, although Lao Tzu can't sing songs, but he still memorizes a lot of Chinese poetry, and at first he wanted to write a Tang poem casually, but after thinking about it carefully, he still didn't dare to do it.
He thought that Tang poems and Song poems had been flowing into Japan for many years, although he dared to guarantee that Nobunaga would definitely not have read them, but there were more than a thousand people present, who dared to guarantee that no one had seen them among them, especially those family members, when they were idle and bored, maybe they would flip it over, and if they just said it, they would be exposed by others, and then they would have no face to mix.
So you have to find after 1567, of course, it's too modern, and it's not okay to carry the name of the place, in case someone asks you where Beidaihe is, where is Lushan, and I didn't explain it, but soon he really thought of a song, and I thought about it carefully, there is no problem.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, he suddenly saw Takigawa Kazuki smiling proudly at himself, and the clan decided that he couldn't let this king be proud, even if he was a singer, he would take advantage of you.
Thinking of this, I only heard him speak: "Lord, as far as his subordinates know, waka is based on five-character quatrains and seven-character rhythm poems, which can be said to be compared with Chinese poems, and the song is also a son, and Han poems are fathers." ”
Takigawa Yiyi couldn't help frowning after hearing this, although he couldn't say anything, but listening to this son and father, could it be that the Takayama clan wanted to stand on its own cheap?
But Chinese poetry is such a profound thing, he has to know how to become it, although he doesn't know much about Chinese poetry, but he also knows a little bit about it, it's much more profound than the song, how old is the clan, I guess he just said it casually, in front of the lord.
Thinking of this, Takigawa Yiyi put down his heart again, and still kept this smile on his lips, making it clear that he wanted to see the joke of the clan. (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )