Chapter 149: Don't do anything, eat and drink
"Go, go to God. Jiang Xiaofan said.
When the whole class heard this, they were completely dumbfounded.
Do you want to visit God?
That thing is feudal superstition.
It's all fiction, it's some students who want to be opportunistic, and they want to get a good score in the exam, so they say what the test god is.
Actually, it's useless to ask the gods.
Liu Xuanwu said: "Teacher Jiang, really go." ”
"Then what's not?" Jiang Xiaofan asked rhetorically.
As long as you worship the god of the test now, maybe the next exam will be at the forefront of the whole school.
When the surrounding students heard this, they thought about it carefully, and now if they want them to pass the sixth class exam, there is only one way.
The other students had no opinion: "Let's go." ”
Then Jiang Xiaofan took the students to find the test god.
The examiner of their school is a person who went to school in No. 1 Middle School thirty years ago, and now he is in his forties, and he is also a celebrity in No. 1 Middle School.
At that time, the conditions were difficult and the students' academic performance was not very high, but this test was different, and it was extremely powerful.
Every exam is almost at the top of the line.
Later, he went to Beihua University with honors.
This man is called the God of Examination.
Soon to the back garden of the school.
In the garden, there is a sculpture of a book opened, and everyone comes here to worship the god to worship this book.
I heard that the god of Kao was studying in this place every day.
"It's time to worship. Jiang Xiaofan said.
The other students had no choice but to bow first.
A large group of students stood side by side and began to worship God.
Outside, there were many people passing by the garden who saw this scene.
Everyone was stunned, so many people came to worship God?
It's a class activity, right?
Soon, the people of Class 18 were recognized.
"I know these people, they are from the 38th class of high school. ”
"The man next to him is their new homeroom teacher, I heard that he is a physical education teacher. ”
"I'm going, could it be that their teacher brought them here to worship God?"
"I think it's possible, I heard that Class 18 and Class 6 are competing for the results of the next exam, and the stakes seem to be very big!"
"Do you mean that the head teacher of class 18 brought the students here to worship the god of Kao in order to win the bet, my God, there is such a head teacher?"
The actions of Class 18 attracted countless people to stop and watch.
Everyone knows that the so-called worship of Kaoshen is just a request for peace of mind.
But this person actually takes worshipping the god seriously, it's so funny.
Now there are more and more onlookers.
The people of Class 18 felt ashamed.
But Teacher Jiang didn't speak, and they didn't dare to move.
Jiang Xiaofan ignored the people around him, but said: "Worship the god of Kao, you have to be sincere, listen to me now, put your hands together, close your eyes, and shout loudly in your heart that I want to score 100 points." ”
The word came out.
The students of Class 18 were dumbfounded.
Do you want to be so serious?
Isn't it too humiliating to shout such things in front of so many people?
But in the end, they did so, clasped their hands together, closed their eyes, and shouted inwardly.
Jiang Xiaofan said beside him: "If you can't shout it in your heart, then shout it out loudly and ask the test god to bless me with a full score." ”
No one shouted, because they felt too ashamed.
With such a big formation to shout, wouldn't it be too embarrassing if the exam was rubbish.
No one shouted.
But suddenly, Han Qingqing shouted out, and she fully supported Jiang Xiaofan: "I want to get a full score in the exam, ask God to bless me." ”
The other students heard the voice, and for some reason, they all started shouting.
"God bless me with a perfect score. ”
......
It's loud.
Liu Xuanwu was a fat man who didn't shout when he was killed, he finally became a sports star in the whole school, how could he be embarrassed because of this, but in the end, he still shouted.
When the onlookers saw this, they looked at the classmates of Class 18 as if they were looking at a neuropathy.
The results of the eighteenth class are the first from the bottom every month, and the grades are not something that you can shout, but you have to study hard.
Outside, Zhang Kuan also came.
When he heard that the students of Class 18 were praying for the examination here, he immediately came over to see this scene of the pen.
It was only for a second that Zhang Kuan laughed.
"Hahaha, it's worthy of Teacher Jiang, amazing. ”
"The god of the test will definitely bless you and let you get a full score in the exam. ”
Jiang Xiaofan looked back at Zhang Kuan and said, "Teacher Zhang, of course I'm amazing, do you still need to say this?"
Zhang Kuan was smiling very happily, but when he heard this, his face suddenly looked bad, this person's face is really thick, and he can open a dyeing workshop with a little color.
Hehe.
"Yes, yes, I can't do this kind of thing with students here to pray anyway. Zhang Kuan sneered.
"You're here to pray, will the gods take care of you?" Jiang Xiaofan asked rhetorically.
"Haha, of course not. Zhang Kuan laughed: "He will only pay attention to you, Mr. Jiang." ”
Zhang Kuan felt that Jiang Xiaofan was a fool, don't worry about fools, when the exam ends tomorrow, will this fool be as arrogant as before, and when the time comes, he will avenge all his previous revenge.
"Of course. Jiang Xiaofan said, and then turned back to the eighteenth class classmates and said, "Let's go, pray for the end of the examination ceremony, go back to eat, drink, and prepare for the exam tomorrow." ”
The eighteenth class student nodded and followed behind Jiang Xiaofan.
Zhang Kuan and the others watched the eighteenth class students leave, and laughed again: "It's really funny, this person actually believes that there are gods in this world, and there are gods who are examined." ”
"Yes, Mr. Zhang, it's too bad. Class 6 students also laughed.
"Okay, you go back and review your homework well, don't waste time, get a good score in the exam tomorrow and win the eighteenth class." Zhang Kuan said.
"Okay, Mr. Zhang. ”
......
The students in Class 18 were very nervous, and they found that after praying for the gods, it seemed that it was useless.
"Mr. Jiang, we want to read a book. One of the students said.
"You don't have to read any books at all. Jiang Xiaofan said.
A group of students: "......"
"Then what should we do?" Liu Xuanwu was also depressed.
"It's time to eat, it's time to drink, by the way, do you like to eat KFC?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.
"Like. "Students at this age almost all like KFC.
"That's it, I invite you to go, Liu Xuanwu, you are the class leader, you add me WeChat, I'll give you some money, you take your classmates to go, and after eating, if you seem to play, take it to the playground, but I have a request, you must go home at nine o'clock, and then go to bed and prepare for the exam tomorrow." Jiang Xiaofan said.
The students of Class 18 were all stunned, completely dumbfounded.
Please eat KFC, please go to the playground.
Their homeroom teacher is really good.
Soon, Jiang Xiaofan added Liu Xuanwu's WeChat and gave them 2,000 yuan.
"WeChat received 2,000 yuan. ”
The students of Class 18 were completely stunned when they heard the voice.
Really going?
I'll go...... They swore they had never met such a teacher in their lives.