Before Kaneshiro could speak, Kaneshiro Ai hung on Matsuyama Tsuneko's shoulders and begged coquettishly: "He doesn't know how many days he hasn't eaten, it's completely normal to eat so much at once when he eats again." Eight?? Chinese≈. Mother, please, let him stay. ”

Tsuneko Matsuyama glanced at Lang Zhan, met his dark eyes, and for some reason his heart softened, and said, "If he eats so much in the next meal, he can only send it to the police station." Xiao Ai, you are not young anymore, your father and I have to save money to save for your dowry-"

"Oh, that's great. Mother, I know you are the kindest. ”

"This kid," Matsuyama Tsuneko touched Kaneshiro's head, and when she saw Kaneshiro Toshio standing there stupidly, she patted him angrily and asked, "Daddy, child, what do you want?" ”

Toshio Kaneshiro scratched his head and said, "You just mentioned the Big Stomach King. I heard that the new International Big Stomach Competition is about to start, do you think, if he participates, will he be able to win the championship? ”

"Uh-huh" is the name that Kaneshiro Ai gave to Lang Zhan, and the origin comes from the fact that he can only produce two syllables, "um" and "hum".

Kaneshiro's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Yes." 'Uh-huh' is so delicious, maybe you can come back with a championship? Not only will there be a prize money, but also a sponsored burger – I'll see if there's a deadline for registration. ”

Three days later, Ai Kaneshiro drove an electric donkey to Ryukyu Castle with Lang Zhan.

Today is the day of the Ryukyu region big stomach king competition. "'Uh-huh', do you know when I first watched the Big Stomach King fight? Five-year-old ......" Kaneshiro said as she operated the car.

In three days, Ai Kaneshiro has become familiar with this one-way mode of getting along between them. That is, she is responsible for talking endlessly, and Lang Zhan is responsible for listening to "um" and "hum".

The competition is in a square and starts at half past ten, before which there will be a tasting. In one minute, the one who can eat five hamburgers will be able to take the stage to participate in the competition. Because Lang Zhan didn't have an identity certificate, Ai Kaneshiro used his name to register him. Trying five hamburgers in one minute is not difficult for Lang Zhan. On the edge of the tasting table, Ai Kaneshiro helped him bring the hamburger he had tasted, then opened his cherry mouth and gestured to him to eat, saying, "Hurry as fast as you can, just like the first time you eat instant noodles." Lang Zhan said "um", took a hamburger from her hand, opened his mouth, and directly stuffed it, and eliminated it in three or two clicks. "Roar! Uh-huh, that's awesome! Kaneshiro loves to jump and applaud, and hands him another one. Lang Zhan took it, still with a mouth, and stuffed the hamburger inside. A few people who had already noticed him saw his Adam's apple throb up and down, and the burger disappeared, and they were all dumbfounded. Among these people, one of them is also a contestant this time, he was stuffed with half a hamburger in his mouth, and he should have forgotten to swallow it when he saw this, and when he woke up, he was stuck, and he was directly choked with the whites of his eyes, and he was almost choked to death.

At half past ten, the game officially began, and with a whistle, everyone else desperately stuffed burgers into their mouths, and Lang Zhan looked around curiously, looking at this and that, looking like he didn't know he was playing.

Ai Kaneshiro looked anxious below: "This guy! After squeezing forward desperately, and after squeezing in front of the crowd, she shouted to Lang Zhan: "'Uh-huh', this is a game, a game, eating, eating desperately!" Shouting, seeing Lang Zhan looking at her, she made a gesture to eat.

No one knew if Lang Zhan could understand other people's words at this time, but as soon as Jin Cheng's gesture of loving to eat came out, he seemed to understand.

"That guy is weird, oh, his name is Ai Kaneshiro. Isn't he supposed to be a female player? Forget it, gender doesn't matter. The other players are moving, but he is still looking around - how did he get through the selection? "It was the host, a guy in his twenty-four-five-year-old who wore glasses.

The big stomach king was broadcast live, so in Kaneshiro's family, Matsuyama Tsuneko and Kaneshiro Toshio covered their faces with their hands, and Tsuneko said, "Oops! It's so embarrassing, you shouldn't let Xiao Ai mess around with 'uh-huh'. ”

Toshio Kaneshiro: "'Uh-huh' is a hard injury, I dare say, he didn't know he was competing. ”

The voice of another female host followed suit: "Kaneshiro Ai contestants are moving, oh my God!" ”

Shocked by the three consecutive "oh my God" on the TV, Tsuneko and Kaneshiro Toshio looked over, the two of them were stunned at first, and then high-fived and cheered, Tsuneko said: "I know, I know that 'uh-huh' must be okay." ”

At the scene, Ai Kaneshiro also cheered. She waved her hands and shouted excitedly, "'Uh-huh', I know you can do it." We want to win not only the championship of the Ryukyus, but also the championship of the finals......"

Lang Zhan's eating posture is quite domineering, he opened the bow left and right with both hands, only then did he stuff a hamburger into his mouth with his right hand, and he held another burger in his left hand and brought it to his mouth...... As a result, he started later than the others, but in less than a minute, he had already left the other players far behind.

"This is the most domineering way I've seen since I hosted the Ryukyu Big Stomach King Competition! No, he's not eating, he's swallowing! Just like a whale, it has a huge mouth, and countless fish and shrimp are sucked into its mouth...... If all the contestants can be called the king of big stomachs, then he is the Tyrannosaurus rex in the king of big stomachs! The most powerful stomach Tyrannosaurus rex ever! The male host roared loudly in a unique middle two tone.

The male host's words fell into Ai Kaneshiro's ears, and the more excited she became, she said to herself: "The most powerful stomach Tyrannosaurus rex in history? Uh-huh, and only such a title is worthy of 'uh-huh'! Then, her cheeks flushed, and she whispered, "It's like, 'uh-huh' eating hamburgers is very sexy~"

Lang Zhan was eating Hesse, and Ai Kaneshiro was getting intoxicated by his eating posture, outside the crowd of onlookers, a black soldier of the United States was ~ squinting ~ staring at Ai Kaneshiro, and said to his comrades beside him: "Hey, Stallone, what do you think of that girl?" ”

Stallone was twenty-two or three years old, white, and had beautiful gold hair. He followed the gaze of the black soldier, saw Ai Kaneshiro, his eyes lit up, and asked, "Aberais, do you have a crush on her?" ”

"How? I have a good eye, right? ”

"Yes, this girl is in really good shape. Hehe, looks like we're having fun this holiday-"

The obscene dialogue between the two soldiers of the United States, Lang Zhan and Ai Kaneshiro naturally can't know.

There was no suspense, Lang Zhan won the championship of this Ryukyu Big Stomach King Competition. After winning the championship, he not only received a prize of 1 million yen, but also a number of free hamburger vouchers from sponsors, as well as two round-trip tickets to Tokyo to participate in the Grand Final. Of course, it was Ai Kaneshiro who accepted the award on his behalf, and for this reason, the Ryukyu newspaper on the day annotated the relevant photos released by the organizer with "the new big stomach king who looks silly and his beautiful and cute girlfriend".

Because there was a celebration banquet that night, Lang Zhan and Ai Kaneshiro didn't ride the electric donkey home until about ten o'clock in the evening. At the banquet, Lang Zhan once again vividly interpreted what is called "Big Stomach King" with practical actions. In a short three-minute video released by a Ryukyu netizen on social networks, Lang Zhan's hands did not stop. And to the surprise of some netizens, there was a plate of green beans, and the others were scooping and eating it with a spoon, while Lang Zhan directly used chopsticks to clamp - the chopsticks were like flying, which directly made everyone else at the table look stupid. "Oh my God, watching a person eat beans, I actually saw the dazzling feeling, how fast should his degree be?!" A netizen commented under the video. The video was then turned wildly and fell into the eyes of some well-intentioned people.

Lang Zhan disregarded his image and feasted and drank at the celebration banquet, which should have been very annoying. Ai Kaneshiro, who was sitting next to her, was worried for a while, thinking that this was too rude. However, the people at the same table, their feeling is: the new big stomach king level is cute.

Gabriel, the famous killer demon king in the underground world, is actually considered to be cute, that is, Lang Zhan has now lost his memory, and his brain is in an extremely chaotic state, otherwise, it is estimated that he will be directly choked to death by his own saliva.

A few months later, when Lang Zhan returned to Angel Island, Cole learned about it, and after research, he gave a more reliable answer. The amnesiac Lang Zhan will behave cutely and gain the favor of the vast majority of people, and the root is still in "Adam Five". He said in a convincing manner that animals have a natural habit of dressing up as cute in infancy to gain the favor of their natural enemies and parents. The amnesiac Lang Zhan is undoubtedly at his weakest, and "Adam Five" therefore dominates him to dress up cute, which is the embodiment of the perfect integration of "Adam Five" and Lang Zhan.

"'Uh-huh', at the celebration banquet, I saw that you only cared about eating, and I was worried that others would criticize you for being rude, but I didn't expect everyone to praise you for being straightforward and cute. You see, I'm not the only one who thinks you're cute, do I? Ai Kaneshiro whispered as she held the car.

The car was about to leave the city, and when it arrived at a corner, suddenly, without warning, two strong lights lit up at the corner in front of it, hitting Kaneshiro Ai and Lang Zhan in the face. Jin Chengai was caught off guard, his eyes were dazzled by the light all of a sudden, his left hand instinctively blocked the light, his right hand couldn't hold the direction with one hand, and the car hit sideways and went crookedly to the side.

The car was unbalanced, and Lang Zhan instinctively propped his feet on the ground and supported the car.

"Who? Is there still a sense of public morality? Kaneshiro said. The little girl is actually a pungent person, and she has the nickname "Tyrannosaurus Love" at school. That is, when he met Lang Zhan, he was deceived by his cute appearance, which showed the gentle side of his body. Suddenly encountering such a thing, she lost her temper and said to Lang Zhan, "Hmm, you hold the car", and walked to the car in front.