Chapter 933: Revenge from Fang Dehua (for the alliance leader: "I'm leaving the song" Congratulations, add more!) )
Thanks: I rewarded the song, and there is one more alliance leader in this book!
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Zhu Gaosui has been in the palace most of the time these days, which made Zhu Di much happier, but after Wanwan appeared, he found that his status in Zhu Di's mind had become lower. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhu Di was watching singing and dancing accompanied by Zhu Gaosui and Zhu Gaoxu, drinking wine, and the father and son were enjoying themselves.
As for Zhu Gaochi, I'm sorry, Lao Tzu wants to rest, you can take care of the things in the past few days.
There is no reward for doing well, and if you don't do it well, you will be sprayed with your face.
Zhu Gaoxu didn't like this kind of singing and dancing in his heart, but he remembered that when he went out, the prince Zhu Zhanyan begged him not to anger Zhu Di, so he endured it like he was on pins and needles.
Speaking of which, his eldest son is really good, quite a bit virtuous, and often helps him wipe his ass.
Remembering that he had whipped his eldest son in the morning, Zhu Gaoxu regretted it a little and couldn't sit still.
"Your Majesty, Lord Wanwan is here."
Zhu Di's sip of wine was stuck in his throat, he couldn't get up or down, he hurriedly waved his hand, and the big eunuch shouted: "Hurry up, go from behind." ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
When Wanwan came in, she could only smell some incense and see Zhu Di coughing.
"Grandpa Huang is sick!"
"Nope! No! ”
Wanwan trotted over, waving her little fist and beating Zhu Di's back vigorously. Last time, Fang woke up and coaxed her to beat her, and always said that her strength was small, so she tried hard today, and she was afraid that it would not work.
Zhu Di looked at Wanwan with a comfortable expression, Zhu Gaosui looked at Wanwan jealously, and was annoyed that he had reacted half a beat slower just now.
Zhu Gaoxu didn't want to see his younger brother for a long time, and when he saw this look, he shouted: "Why do you hate Wanwan?" It's a big person, and you're still competing with Wanwan for favor, is it interesting?! ”
Zhu Gaosui hurriedly said: "What's the matter, the second brother always likes to joke. ”
Zhu Gaoxu sprayed Zhu Gaosui in front of Zhu Di, so Zhu Di just waved his hand and said, "Go back, and drink less." ”
But you were just watching dancing, listening to songs, and drinking!
Zhu Gaoxu and Zhu Gaosui scolded each other and got up to say goodbye.
As soon as the two left, Wanwan took out the baby.
"Grandpa Huang, this is given by the eldest brother, and he said that he is called a sugar official, but it is sweet."
Zhu Di was forced to eat candy man with a disgusted face, and the two brothers Zhu Gaoxu also broke up outside the palace.
After snorting coldly, Zhu Gaosui got into the carriage and walked out staggeringly.
"Lord Wang, shall we go back?"
Zhang Chu, the new commander of the guards, asked from the side of the car.
"Look on the street."
He drank some wine just now, and he felt a little restless in broad daylight, and he was not interested in thinking of those women at home.
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In the firewood room in the front yard of Fangjiazhuang, Fang Wu sat on a high stool and turned his head unwilling to give in. Holding a set of cosmetics in his hand, Muhua, who was about to put on his makeup, looked at Fang Xing in embarrassment.
Fang Wu begged: "Master, the small one can't do it, he walks with a crotch, and he is not a woman at first glance." ”
Fang Xing rubbed his chin and said in a tangled voice, "That...... Who's coming? ”
As long as Fang Wu agreed, he hurriedly betrayed his teammates: "Master, the knife, the figure of the knife is the most suitable for a woman." ”
The knife hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Master, the small ones can't make it, and the small ones don't like men." ”
Tut!
Fang Xing looked at the knife and felt that the little rooster who didn't bark looked really lacking in masculinity, so he said: "That's okay, but master, I don't think a woman is proper enough, after all, a single woman is easy to arouse suspicion!" In this way, Fang Wu will also go, and the two of you will pretend to be two. ”
"Old man......"
Fang Wu and Xiaodao opposed almost at the same time, and Xin Laoqi snorted coldly when he saw this: "Can the master's orders still be discussed?" ”
At this time, a housekeeper at the door came up and said, "Master, come out." ”
"Hurry up, hurry up!"
Since the day when his talent for painting was discovered by the master, Muhua felt that he had embarked on a completely different path.
A set of cosmetics was used just right by her, and it didn't take long for a beautiful woman to fill the room.
"Oh my mother!"
Fang Wu changed into a green shirt, and when he saw that the knife had turned into a big beauty, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Master, is this what you said about the disguise technique?" ”
Fang Xing said proudly: "What is the disguise technique, this is a high-end product that can turn an ugly girl into a beautiful woman and a man into a woman." ”
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There are many people on the streets today, and the horse-drawn carriage ignores the crowd and slowly drives through the downtown area.
Zhu Gaosui lifted the car curtain a little, looked at the men and women on the street, and felt that his cold heart was a little warmer. Especially when he saw those young girls, he not only felt that the temperature in his heart was rising, but the temperature of his body was also rising.
With years of experience, he can basically judge what his figure is under that heavy dress by looking at a woman.
Swaggering all the way, in front of which is the intersection of Zhao Wangfu, a couple is slowly walking by.
"Get out of here!"
Entering this intersection, the alley inside is completely the territory of Zhao Wangfu, so Zhang Chu has long been used to being domineering.
"I'm sorry, sir."
The man bowed, and the woman looked up and glanced curiously at the carriage.
"What a beautiful girl!"
The accompanying guards couldn't help but praise, and when Zhu Gaosui heard it, he was itching, lifted the curtain, and poked his head out.
The face is as white as jade, with big eyes, and rare long eyelashes, which set off the eyes with extra water.
Chest ...... Oh yo yo!
What a big thing!
Suck!
Zhu Gaosui couldn't help but swallow his saliva, look left and right, there are so many people!
There are too many people to start, otherwise Zhu Di can beat him to death ruthlessly.
It's a pity!
Zhu Gaosui just stared at the beautiful woman, and the guards under him were also staring.
The beauty's body was trembling, as if she was afraid.
Zhu Gaosui felt like an emperor who ruled the world, and the whole world was at his mercy, and the pleasure was like shaking after peeing, which made him feel excited, and he ignored a thing that flew into the car.
The carriage drove past the couple, almost close to each other in the nearest place.
The guards were all staring at the woman, and Zhu Gaosui was also staring, staring intently.
The carriage drove slowly, and as if the couple had been pardoned, the man took his wife by his leg and ran.
"Hahahaha!"
Zhu Gaosui laughed, and the carriage drove into the alley, and his sight turned into a wall.
He sighed in disappointment and muttered, "Reign over the world!" ”
After the carriage entered, the flow of people who had just been blocked on both sides and did not dare to go blocked the intersection again, and the atmosphere of the New Year returned.
"Huh! What does it smell? ”
A man walks across the intersection, his nose twitching, and looks left and right for the source of the stench.
"Gross!"
As the smell spread, the flow of people at the intersection stopped, and gradually gathered here.
Human curiosity is on full display at this moment.
"It's a weird smell, how can I have a little garlic clove."
"It's a fart!"
A child directly said the question that everyone was still thinking about.
"Last time, my eldest brother ate too many garlic cloves, and the fart smelled like this, and it stinked to death!"
"Gross!"
The smell became thicker and thicker, and everyone looked at each other, and one of them said, "Who can fart so bad?!" ”
"Inside is Zhao Wangfu, is it ......?"
"Sure enough, it stinks for 10,000 years, vomit! It stinks! Come on! ”