047 A part of the body
"The county lord believes that Cao Gongzi is just a momentary gaffe, but from now on, the county lord does not want to hear this kind of swear words again. Therefore, Gongzi Cao should also pay attention to restraint!" Lord Min looked at Liu Sheng with a smile, obviously not angry, but a little more appreciative because of this.
But she didn't want to hear this kind of swear again, but she was serious, and she wasn't just joking!
Liu Sheng also smiled modestly: "Lord Min, don't worry, I don't like swear words in the next place, Polly Polly!"
Everyone is full of black lines in an instant, you don't like swearing, I believe you are a ghost, today you are alone with swearing!
At this time, the county lord Min spoke again: "To get back to the point, the second question that Cao Gongzi came up just now is quite interesting! Then the county lord announces, the second question is passed, please ask Gongzi to make the last question!"
Liu Sheng shrugged his shoulders, looked at the audience, and said with a face full of hatred: "Alas, let me say what are you good about? The second question is so simple, you can't even answer it, it really makes you speechless!"
“......”
The corners of the mouths twitched, their fists clenched, and their eyes burned with rage.
Li Tianzhen didn't dare to get too close to Liu Sheng at this time, he knew that after the banquet, this Cao Zhi brother would definitely be beaten to death!
However, out of righteous anger, Li Tianzhen didn't go too far, just stood by the shore of Sun Moon Lake and watched!
Liu Sheng didn't bother to pay attention to this guy, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile.
"The third question is simpler, you all have to listen well this time, we have a part of the body, some people are hard, some people are soft, adults are longer, children are shorter, some people have more hair, some people have less hair, may I ask, which part of the body is this?"
After saying that, he smiled at the crowd, and it seemed to say: a certain part, you know!
All the scholars in the audience were dumbfounded!
A certain part of the body, some people are hard and hard, some people are soft, some are long and some are short, and there are Nima hairy and hairy......
Damn, Cao Zhi, you lack virtue!
This...... This answer, real Nima poison!
Many students also reacted, furious, and glared at Liu Sheng.
Cao Zhi, I'll go to your sister's!
I, Nima, actually have such a shameless and obscene problem, it's really a dog!
Cao Zhi, I'll go to your sister's too!
......
All the male students present involuntarily swept their eyes to their lower bodies, and then their chests were tight, and they suddenly had an urge to vomit blood.
And some of the female students, including Lord Min, after thinking about it for a while, their cheeks turned red and they glared at Liu Sheng angrily.
In the eyes of readers, swearing is a big prohibition, and if it involves some intimate parts of the body, it is even more terrible, not only is it immoral, it is vulgar and obscene, and everyone despises it!
Li Tianzhen, who was standing on the shore of Sun Moon Lake, heard this question, his face turned pale, and he took more than a dozen steps back silently, muttering: "Brother Cao Zhi, it's so fierce!"
And Liu Sheng felt the angry and accusatory eyes of everyone present, but he was still calm, calmly looked at the students present, and mocked:
"The time of ten breaths is almost up, and if you can't answer it, you won't have a chance!"
"Can you do it, can't you ask such a simple question?"
"It's just a certain part of the body, which you all usually use, why can't you answer?"
"Don't blame me for speaking too directly, the IQ of everyone present is really not good!"
"Well, it's time for ten breaths, why don't I give you a few more hours to think about?"
"I'll go, what are you staring at me for! When you think of it, you can say it boldly, if anyone can answer, I will commit suicide by jumping into the lake on the spot!"
"Still no one answered?hahahaha, that's sorry, Lord Min will be under it in the future...... Ahem, slip of the tongue, the guests on the seat of Lord Min will be down in the future!"
Liu Sheng's series of poisonous mouth cannons instantly ignited all the anger in everyone's hearts, and everyone gritted their teeth with hatred and exhaled!
"Cao Zhi, no matter whether you win today or not, with your last question, you are definitely not worthy of being a scholar!" At this time, a scholar finally couldn't help it and rebuked loudly.
"Such a vulgar and shoddy question, you actually raised it in front of Lord Min, what kind of system is this?
"You are humiliating our literati and humiliating Lord Min!"
"That's right, this is a great disrespect to Lord Min!"
"What kind of crime should you be guilty of such a solemn banquet today, but you are so sabotage!"
All of a sudden, the noise of people on the shore of Sun Moon Lake was like boiling water, and many scholars were driven one after another, and they angrily accused Liu Sheng.
Some female students even glared at Liu Sheng and scolded: "Shameless!"
Lord Minjun frowned lightly and shook his head, as if he also felt a little displeased with Yanagi's question.
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about, I don't think there's anything wrong with my question, and if there is, it's definitely none of my business!" Yanagi said with a smile on his face.
Because his answer is not so dirty, and it is very pure, reasonable, so he can be so fearless and arrogant!
"Hmph, you're still quibbling, we're all men, don't think I don't know, the answer to your question is extremely vulgar!" a nervous scholar retorted angrily.
Liu Sheng shrugged his shoulders, blinked his eyes, and said, "No, my answer to this question is normal, did you guess it, Your Excellency?" ”
"You...... You...... You're unreasonable!" The scholar suddenly trembled with anger, and pointed at Liu Sheng, stunned at what words to use to attack him.
"I don't understand what you're talking about, if you know the answer, then say it! If you don't say it, how do I know what you're thinking? It's really inexplicable, you're unreasonable, your whole family is unreasonable!" Liu Sheng said with an innocent face.
Everyone was furious again, they had never seen such a brazen person, and they were obviously like this, but they still refused to admit it.
"Ahh
"Hmph, Cao Zhi, don't be arrogant, you just think we don't dare to say the answer, right, okay, I have to say it today. Finally, someone couldn't help it anymore and jumped out of the crowd.
Liu Sheng was happy when he saw it, and asked with a smile: "Okay, then you say, what is the answer?"
The scholar gasped, glared, and said angrily, "It's little JJ!"
Liu Sheng's face was immediately full of shock, and he took a few steps back, stretched out his trembling arm and pointed at the scholar, and said in horror: "You...... You damn pervert, how can you say such a thing?"
(End of chapter)