The ministers were dumbfounded, and even Song Huizong Zhao Ji was stunned when he saw the scene in front of him. I saw that when Cai Jing picked up Zhao Gou, the time was just right, Zhao Gou was in a hurry, and the flow went straight down to 3,000 feet, all of which poured onto Cai Jing's neck, flowing slowly along his clothes, directly soaking Cai Jing's chest, Cai Jing was stunned like a wooden chicken, stunned and motionless in place, letting the hot urine spray on his body.

Zhao Gou didn't know what was wrong with what he was doing, he closed his eyes and quietly enjoyed the refreshing feeling. When he guessed that the person holding him was the famous Cai Jing of Song Huizong and Zhao Ji, he planned to make Cai Jing lose face like this. It's a pity that he is still young, and he was fed wine by his unscrupulous father, which made him dazed and weak.

Zhao Gou felt that he was urgent, and he didn't want to release it immediately. A steaming white liquid, like spring water, was all urinated on Cai Jing's body. Zhao Gou squinted his small eyes, looked at his masterpiece, and found that the effect was not achieved, but only made Cai Jing have his own urine on his neck, lowered his head and sighed: "It's a pity, if you let him hold it higher, you can pour it off his head." ”

Cai Jing was stunned in place, his dull gaze never imagined that he had just hugged Zhao Gou for a while, and then suffered the biggest "heavy rain" in his life.

Zhao Gou saw that Cai Jing and the others were stunned, he secretly snickered in his heart, and sneered again and again: "I want to take the opportunity to get the favor of my father, and take this opportunity to climb up again." Father saw it in his eyes, just because he cherished your talent, he was indifferent and turned a deaf ear. However, I won't, as long as I have power, the first thing I want to kill is you rebellious ministers and thieves, only by killing all of you can I stabilize the government and the opposition, and can I truly protect my great Song Dynasty. ”

In the Northern Song Dynasty, there were four major calligraphers of "Su, Huang, Mi, and Cai", and Cai Jing occupied a place, and he was removed only because later generations thought that he was treacherous and evil. However, Zhao Gou was already familiar with history, and he also knew a lot about the history of the Northern Song Dynasty. Even if later generations removed Cai Jing from the four major calligraphers of the Northern Song Dynasty, in Zhao Gou's view, Cai Jing on calligraphy is indeed well deserved.

Cai Jing has been learning calligraphy since childhood, and has also practiced with Su Shi, and his calligraphy attainments are very poor. After years of hard training, Cai Jing has learned from the strengths of all families and is self-contained. In addition, Cai Jing's calligraphy art has the characteristics of charming and heroic, happy and calm, and the brushwork is charming, the characters are heroic, happy and calm, and have a unique style.

Not only is his calligraphy profound, but his writing is second to none, especially his prose. It's a pity that Cai Jing left an infamy in history and became a famous traitor in the Northern Song Dynasty. At the beginning, when Zhao Gou understood Cai Jing's life, he gave him a comment: "Born in troubled times, not thinking of making progress, forming a party for personal gain, and being a snake, the decline of the Northern Song Dynasty is directly related to it, and if you want to revive the Great Song Dynasty, the first thing is to kill this person, so as to kill the chicken and make an example of the monkey and turn the tide." ”

However, Cai Jing also made some contributions in politics, which made matters worse for the Great Song Dynasty at that time, not to solve the problem, but to create a problem. However, when Zhao Gou saw Cai Jing's calligraphy with his own eyes, he had to admire that his calligraphy was indeed a masterpiece and a first-class masterpiece, so he criticized again: "Words are like people, but it's a pity that this sentence is not practical at all in Cai Jing, although the words are good, the character is inferior." ”

If Cai Jing was not a master of calligraphy, and one of the four famous calligraphers of the Northern Song Dynasty, Zhao Ji of Song Huizong would not let him lean towards the government and the opposition, and one person would be above 10,000 people. And, in the early days, Cai Jing was indeed a person who was false and wronged, like the grass on both sides of the wall, and had no independent position, so that he was depressed, and later Zhao Ji ascended the throne as the emperor, and he was an elegant person, which made Cai Jing rise to the top and rise step by step, becoming the left minister of the dynasty, and the official worship left servant shot and the servant under the door.

Zhao Gou really disagrees with Cai Jing's life, although his calligraphy is good, it does not show his true character, and he cannot be as smooth as his words, and the words are heroic. Therefore, Zhao Gou did not have any good impression of Cai Jing, but he never thought that today's events would directly affect his future development, not to mention for the time being.

Cai Jing's thoughts, Zhao Gou knew everything about it, as he guessed, Cai Jing wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to get close to him to show his loyalty to Song Huizong Zhao Ji. It's just that his purpose was destroyed by Zhao Gou, not only did he not get any benefits, but he showed all his appearance and lost face.

Zhao Gou's innocent smile, dancing with his hands, and his previous behavior made everyone think that he was still young and couldn't hold it back, which was really human nature. They didn't know that Zhao Gou did it on purpose, and even Cai Jingjing smiled bitterly, and a trace of anger flashed in his eyes, all of which were seen by Zhao Gou.

In a flash, Cai Jing's face was smiling again, his face was full of smiles, he couldn't see anything unusual, he was still smiling, looking at Zhao Gou with kind eyes, as if what happened just now had not happened at all. At this time, there was no sound around, only Zhao Gou's cheerful laughter.

"Haha! ......" Song Huizong Zhao Ji was stunned for a long time, and laughed loudly: "Haha! …… Aiqing, it's really hard for you! ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" Cai Jing smiled pleasantly, "The Duke of Shu is the prince, and the minister is the emperor's servant, so he should share the prince's worries and solve problems." Today, it is the 100-day banquet of the Duke of Shu, and it is the honor of the minister to be drenched in his urine by him, and he can also be a little festive. ”

"As the saying goes, 'A child's urine is a rain that avoids good fortune!' The Duke of Shu is also the prince, and he has the emperor's dragon energy, which is a blessing, and the minister is really grateful to the prince for sending down the rain, and avoiding disasters for the ministers, and should be grateful. Before, the emperor personally poured wine for the prince, and he could hold it back in a daze! ”

"Good!" Song Huizong Zhao Ji was amazed and applauded: "Well said, Aiqing said well!" I can have you, it is really a blessing for the Great Song Dynasty, it is a blessing for me! Aiqing listens to the will! ”

Yang Jian, the waiter, saw Song Huizong Zhao Jilongyan Dayue, and wanted to reward Cai Jing, so he hurriedly hugged Zhao Gou from Cai Jing's hand. Cai Jing glanced at Yang Jian gratefully, then knelt on his knees and shouted, "Minister, take the order!" ”

"Spread my will: Cai Jing, the right servant and the servant of the door, has a good character, is erudite, tolerant and benevolent, and is crowned as the right servant and the servant of the Chinese book!"

Song Huizong Zhao Jilong Yan Dayue, personally crowned Cai Jing as the right servant and the Chinese scholar. Although Cai Jing was also the prime minister before, he was just a deputy, but now he has been exchanged for the position of the right prime minister that he has always dreamed of by Zhao Gou's pee, and has become the official prime minister. It can be imagined how joyful Cai Jing's mood is.

Cai Jing burst into tears with excitement and shouted, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" ”

Yang Jian quietly lowered his head and congratulated: "Congratulations to your lord for being promoted to the right minister!" ”

Cai Jing replied in a low voice: "It's not that I rely on the Jiedu envoy to throw bricks and jade, go back to my mansion and drink hard, and I want to reward the Jiedu envoy in all kinds of ways!" ”

Yang Jian saw that Cai Jing was still a good acquaintance, nodded with a smile, and said, "He will definitely come to the door to pay homage to the right minister!" ”

Cai Jing and Yang Jian are in the same stream, embarrassed and traitorous, they can't do without anyone, only by supporting each other can they get greater power. Therefore, the two of them also understood each other's intentions and looked at each other and smiled. The conversations between the two of them were all listened to by Zhao Gou, and he thought angrily: "I didn't expect that by mistake, Cai Jing was promoted and became the right minister, is it really impossible to change?" ……”

Zhao Gou wanted to continue to persevere, but found that he was sleepy again, so he could only close his eyes and fall asleep. Yang Jian gently hugged him and came to Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, and under Zhao Ji's signal, he asked the nurse to take Zhao Gou away. As for Song Huizong himself, he continued to drink with everyone.

It wasn't until the ugly moment that everyone said goodbye in a groggy manner, and Song Huizong also staggered back to his bedroom. As for the civil and military ministers in the court, all of them were supported by their own servants, and they all sat on their own petites and went home.

After Song Huizong and Zhao Ji left, everyone went out of the palace gate and congratulated Cai Jing. Now, Cai Jing has been promoted to the right minister, and the power in his hands is even greater, and everyone is stuttering. Cai Jing was full of spirits, proudly holding his head high, surrounded by everyone, and proudly sat on the coquettish son and left.

Cai Jing sat on the delicate son, the delicate curtain was closed, and his expression was invisible. At this time, Cai Jing had a look of anger on his face, smelled the smell of urine on his body, felt sick to his stomach, and sneered insidiously: "Today made me lose face in front of everyone, even if I get the right phase, what about it?" I can't swallow this face! ……”

Cai Jing recalled that after he was soaked in Zhao Go's boy urine, everyone held back their laughter. If it weren't for his haste and wisdom, he resolved the embarrassment to save the situation, and he was praised by Song Huizong. However, at that moment, everyone's mocking eyes, Cai Jing couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and remembered that Zhao Gou was just a three-month-old child, and sighed helplessly: "Alas, this matter will be put aside for the time being, and we will talk about it later!" ”

Even if Zhao Gou's soak of urine made him lose face and be embarrassed, he was skillfully dissolved by him. Since he was appreciated by Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, no one dared to show off his might, but he didn't want to be ridiculed by a three-month-old child, so that the ministers could see the jokes, especially his political enemies and others, looked at him mockingly, making his old face really unbearable.

Randomly thought that Zhao Gou was a three-month-old child, and no matter how angry Cai Jing was, he had nowhere to vent. Moreover, he knows how to observe words and feelings, and knows Song Huizong Zhao Ji's love for Zhao Gou. Even if the anger in his heart is monstrous, Cai Jing can only endure it, which is the best policy. If not, it will definitely anger Long Yan, so Cai Jing will not happen anything, but will be appreciated by Zhao Ji even more, and if he can't be ridiculed, he will rise step by step.