Chapter 32: There's Something About This Orangutan
One person and six animals, traveling overnight, Su He's current realm is the realm of immortal martial arts, and his physique is very good, even if he walks in the desert at night, he will not be affected by the temperature change.
When it was daylight again, I finally saw the green forest that the bandits had spoken of.
From here, it is the only place in the Western Wilderness where dense forests grow, Su He enlarged the place displayed by the system, this forest is extremely wide, and the True Demon Sect is also in the deepest part of this forest.
The morning sun shines on the lush green leaves, and the stars shine with the fluttering of the breeze, like wisps of golden sand, shining with colorful vitality.
The vine poles of the ancient trees in the sky are twisted, spreading all over the place, strung together, and the deeper you go, the harder it is to see the sunlight, because they are all blocked.
Passing by a crystal clear stream, there are schools of fish, and above the waterfall, there is a large, furry beast.
With its back to Su He, it crawled on the edge of the stream with its back, fishing for the fish in the water with its hands.
Suddenly noticed Su He's scent, and turned back suddenly.
Seeing this, Su He suddenly stood still, tied the frightened camels in the woods, and walked out alone.
The furry beast resembled a brown bear, except that its ears hung like pugs, its eyes were very large, and its fur was of sheep-like quality, with some curls.
Su He couldn't help laughing when he saw the fierce beast grinning at him.
This thing looks a little cute, but it's funny to pretend to be fierce.
And this cargo has only been fishing here for so long, and he hasn't caught half a fish, so he also came out to fish?
Su He took out the Tianya Sword and said, "What is fishing?
Then the tip of the sword was aimed at the stream, and he slashed it away.
A terrifying sword aura rushed towards the waves, and the force of the force instantly blew the stream dry, leaving a terrifying sword mark in the middle.
Pebbles shatter, waves splash.
Seeing this, the furry beast writhed its fat ass in fright, turned around and ran.
Su He chased after it with a smile and threw it directly to the ground.
Unbeknownst to him, this sword alarmed the fierce beasts nearby!
After Su He subdued this furry, he still thought about whether to eat it steamed or baked, but he thought that this curly hair was too annoying.
I just wanted to exchange for an oversized bottle of hair removal cream from the system, but unexpectedly, several strong and strong beasts directly came out of the forest.
One of them had many legs, a suit of armor, two large pincers, and a crimson dragon's whiskers that reached its back shell.
"This ......"
Seeing this, Su He showed a frightened expression.
These two huge beasts had hideous faces and murderous aura, so frightened that the furry under Su He's feet hurriedly ran away.
Fierce beasts exist in the food chain, just like nature, the law of the jungle is the law of the jungle, and the furry is also at the level of a brown bear, if it is put in the present world, it is also the upper layer of the pyramid of the food chain, and now I am panicking when I encounter these two monsters.
Seeing Su He's frightened expression, the two fierce beasts waved the pliers in their hands and rushed towards Su He greedily.
Who knew that Su He only heard him shouting: "Wow, it's a lobster!
Originally, the two fierce beasts still showed greedy expressions, wanting to kill the human in front of them.
Who knows, this human actually showed a gluttonous expression towards the two of them!
What is the situation with this Nima!
I saw Su He leap suddenly, and he didn't care about the furry beast, he was full of momentum, and directly cut the armor of the fierce beast.
Hit hard, the huge pincers fell directly to the ground, and some weight instantly crushed the pebbles on the ground.
Su He ran to the tongs, picked open the meat inside with his sword, and took a bite.
It's okay to try to eat it raw, after all, this thing looks too much like a lobster, and Su He wants to taste whether this meat tastes like a lobster.
This move directly scared the other prawn next to him stupid.
Let's not mention that this human being is strong, defeating the enemy with one blow, and eating it raw in a frenzy!
Rao has never seen this kind of human being in his life for decades, and his desire to survive is extremely strong, so the prawn is so frightened that he turns his head and runs away.
Su He was shocked, this is the taste!
Now I want to pursue.
Helplessly, this prawn will escape the ground, directly use huge pliers to break the ground, the hard shell shrinks into a ball, and escapes.
Su He saw that the prawns escaped, it was a pity, and it was not surprising, after all, the IQ of this fierce beast was much smarter than that of ordinary animals, and some even had to deal with humans.
For example, some fierce beasts can disguise themselves well, hide in the middle of the yin forest, and attack when someone passes by, so many monks are very afraid of those powerful beasts.
But after encountering the bandits before and tasting the legs of the fierce beast, Su He seemed to have opened the door to a new world.
It turns out that in this world, the only preference between herself and Li Nanai is not to go to the movies, not to go to a romantic place to live in the world of two, but to eat and drink everywhere.
Although I pretend to be poor, sometimes when I really want to eat, I will still pay for it, saying that I applied for the money I got for overtime.
But sometimes I'm afraid that Li Nanai will find out that he is very rich.
Forehead?
Why pretend you're poor?
Because Li Nana herself is a very ordinary girl, if she appears as that kind of young master, she will definitely not be able to chase her.
Sometimes it's because I'm too rich that I meet some people who reject me very much, or I am gossiped about by others.
It is necessary to be an ordinary self in order to be worthy of an ordinary Li Nanai, so Su He has never told her that he is the son of a very rich businessman.
But Su He is the only one who likes Li Nanai in his life, and it is love at first sight, he likes it without any reason, it is the kind of like that can like all the shortcomings of the other party.
In this era when everyone is wearing makeup, Li Nanai is the only girl he has seen who doesn't know how to use cosmetics, others are all showy and fragrant, and Li Nanai even wore a wide T-shirt that had not been washed for two days.
When he went out on a date for the first time, Su He was dressed up in an orderly manner and looked formal, Li Nanai wore a pair of flip-flops, pajama pants, a white T-shirt stained with snail powder and oil, and short hair that seemed to have not been washed for three or four days.
Su He will ask her later, why did she do that when she went on the first date, Li Nanai said that she didn't expect anyone to like her anyway, and it was not her fault that she was ugly, so why did she have to dress up like 'you need to please others'?
This woman is so special, so far Su He has strengthened his determination, no matter what his father says in the future, he plans to abandon everything and marry Li Nanai.
Anyway, the old man will quit the business world after a while, and he will leave the rest to him, and at that time he was busy enjoying the family fun of the elderly, and he didn't have time to pay attention to himself who was already able to be independent.
The only unhappy thing is that Li Nana hates playing games by herself very much, because she feels that she should work hard because she is poor, and she is worried about Su He's future.
This is not to blame her, after all, what girl doesn't like excellent and motivated men?
Su He also thought that one day when the time was ripe, he told Li Nanai that he won hundreds of millions of dollars in lottery tickets, and then lived a worry-free life from now on.
Who knew that he couldn't have planned for his birthday that day, after all, the game weekend event, Li Nana forcibly asked herself to go out.
He also deceived Li Nanai into working for a summer vacation, with a salary of only 3,000 yuan a month, so she had to save money and let her stop tossing the birthday banquet.
Who knew that after hearing this, he immediately went to find a part-time job with almost 5,000 yuan a month to do it, wanting to help Su He tide over the difficulties.
Thinking about it, I suddenly smelled a burning smell, and it seemed that the prawn meat was roasted!
Su He hurriedly jumped up, but it was already too late, not only the prawn meat was pasted, but the wood was burned, and the meat fell into the fire, making a crackling sound.
“......”
Su He stared blankly at the bonfire, tactically scratching his ass.
"My ......"
"Oh my god!"
Hearing a strange voice behind him, Su He couldn't help but look back.
I saw a burly gorilla furious, pointing at Su He and scolding, "My mother!"
Yes?
What the hell is this!
Can gorillas speak human language?
I saw that there was a fierce beast behind the gorilla.
This beast is the prawn that was scared away by himself before!
Good guys, this is a helper!
Su He stood motionless, quietly watching the gorilla dance.
"My ...... Oh my god!"
Every time the gorilla said a word, he took a step forward, and it didn't seem that he dared to approach Su He.
"What kind of language are you?"
The gorilla raised two huge fists and waved them in a hurry, "Ah...... Save...... Fate!"
Su He heard it exactly, this sound was not a roar, but imitated the mouth shape of a human being, and screamed!
It's really funny to watch, and the gorilla doesn't know what he means by shouting, so he feels very imposing, so he keeps shouting there, pretending to be majestic.
Su He suddenly became clever and understood!
This gorilla is mimicking the humans he has encountered before, Su He guessed in his own mind that this gorilla must be the overlord of this field, and then often attacks the humans who pass by.
The first time a gorilla is seen, the humans will shout in surprise, "Oh my god!"
Then the gorillas chased after the men, and the men ran and shouted, "Ah...... Help!"
Well!
These primate beasts have extremely high IQs, and it is not surprising that they can imitate human speech, ignoring the gorillas that are getting closer and closer, Su He's mind is filling in those pictures.
"Ah...... -eating Thunder!"
Seeing that the distance was sufficient, the gorilla immediately raised his arms and aimed at Su He's little head and smashed it down.
It's fast and powerful.
Su He took a step back, his expression extremely shocked.
What the hell is this shouting '-eating Larley'?
Cantonese?
No, no, the words spoken in this world are basically the same, even if you summon the Asura Unicorn Immortal, the language you speak is the same as your own, and there can be no other dialects.
Seeing Su He retreating, the gorilla seemed to have found the field, chasing after Su He, constantly shouting 'Eating Thunder' in his mouth, smashing the floor.
Wait, it does sound a bit like the Cantonese word for 'eat', but it's not!
Combined with the picture just made up, this is definitely those humans who are forced to fight back and shout 'Die, you!' after being threatened.
Well!
Seeing that the gorilla was brave and invincible, the prawn behind him excitedly fiddled with the pincers and shook his tail, as if cheering.
Su He also figured it out, this gorilla can only say three sentences in total:
"Ah...... Oh my god!"
The gorilla screams in horror at the first sight of the target.
"Ah...... Help!"
Gorillas will smile excitedly when they run after or get close to people, mixed with a hint of evil laughter.
"Ah...... -eating Thunder!"
When the gorilla attacks its target like a wind, it roars with all its might, and its nostrils widen and powerful.
It's funny.
At this time, Su He also wanted to see what strange words the gorilla would shout if he won the opponent.
Immediately, Su He pretended to be unable to dodge and deliberately punched the gorilla.
Originally, it was only tentative, so his face was calm and he looked like a king.
Who knows, the next second.
After being punched in the face, Su He regretted it again, and his old face instantly distorted into a ball, extremely hideous.
I'm dripping mother!
This punch almost broke Lao Tzu's teeth!