008 Standard Intellectual Disability

However, when Qiao'er came in with rice porridge, it didn't matter so much if it wasn't authentic.

After a night of recuperation, Yang Changfan had a lot of strength, he happily supported his body, and after looking left and right to find the clock in vain, he had to ask the question he would ask countless times in the future: "What time is it?" ”

"It's almost noon." Qiao'er replied while sitting in front of the bed with porridge.

Such a sleeping method is commonplace for master's student Yang Changfan, but in this era, it is really unreasonable, it is a particularly rude, especially lazy thing, but in our Yang Mansion, everyone has become accustomed to the mentally handicapped Yang Changfan's illogical work and rest, and no one comes to talk about him.

Although no one said, there must always be someone to serve, the mother has been serving for sixteen or seventeen years, and this work was spread on the daughter-in-law half a year ago.

The daughter-in-law gently dug a spoonful of white porridge, put it to her mouth and probed the temperature, and then carefully fed it to Xianggong.

Yang Changfan was a little embarrassed, he was a normal man, it was a bit too much to serve him like this, he took the porcelain bowl directly: "I'll just come by myself." ”

"You've broken a lot, and if you fall again, your mother will say it." Qiao'er looked at Yang Changfan very uneasily.

Yang Changfan shook his head helplessly, let everyone accept that it really takes time to be normal, after he drank porridge in three or two sips, he had to dress, Qiao'er immediately paid tribute to the prepared clothes, when Yang Changfan saw these clothes, he found that it was really a bit troublesome to take care of himself in life.

They are all ordinary people's clothes and pants, no matter how simple it is, but when it comes to how to dress and tie them, it is still a little troublesome for modern people who are accustomed to comfortable and convenient clothes, and what is even more troublesome is the damn headscarf, because everyone has long hair, and they have to use a headscarf or hat to maintain the stability of their hair.

Life is always more difficult than imagined, Yang Changfan faced the first thing in this life - wearing his own clothes, it was already a great challenge, so trying to live a self-care dilemma, so Yang Changfan showed a frustrated and confused expression.

It's still good for Qiao'er, for her, it is already a miracle that Xianggong can know what frustration is, she doesn't speak, Lili Suo, it only takes a minute before and after, and Xianggong is packaged from head to toe, which makes Yang Changfan breathtaking.

Qiao'er didn't forget to smile and bring a bronze mirror to take a photo, as if she was asking for credit.

"I see!" Yang Changfan exclaimed, then raised his hand and ripped off the headscarf on his head in a dashing manner.

"Ah......" Qiao'er was stunned for a moment, this time it was she who was frustrated, and her expression was replaced by resentment and grievance - you still think I don't look good, woo woo woo.

But seeing Yang Changfan in front of the mirror, looking at the appearance of the headscarf wrapped, groping for the limited memory of the mentally retarded predecessor, wrapping it up according to the cat and drawing the tiger, only for a moment, he restored the original appearance of the headscarf, compared, almost, he asked: "Is this right?" ”

Qiao'er was really surprised, my God, not only can he speak the whole story, but he also has the ability to learn!

"Right?" Yang Changfan asked again.

"Xianggong, you are too powerful...... Qiao'er covered her mouth and was about to cry.

Yang Changfan felt very embarrassed, the last time he heard this kind of words was when he was four or five years old when he was just learning to tie his shoes, and a distant cousin gave him a thumbs up.

"That's basically right, there's one point, you listen to me......" Qiao'er gradually calmed down and explained to Yang Changfan.

After speaking, Yang Changfan wrapped it again.

Perfect, a perfect peasant bandana!

Qiao Erle was so happy that she was about to jump up: "Xianggong, you are too smart!" ”

"Are you scolding me?"

"No, no, by no means, if you could have been a few years earlier...... I got better a few years ago...... "Qiao'er also fell into YY, "Don't talk about the headscarf, it's the exam, it's all in hand." ”

"What test?"

"What else could it be?"

By the way, damn the imperial examination.

"I can't pass the test." Yang Changfan waved his hand, he can barely be called a test master, and he must pass the exam every time, the reason is that he knows what exams he can pass, what he can't pass, and he won't go to the exam if he can't pass, when it comes to the imperial examination in Qiao'er's mouth, he is very sure that he has no chance in this regard.

Qiao'er nodded helplessly, but she didn't approve of Yang Changfan's idea, she just felt that she was too old, she started too late, and it was too late, even if she was a prodigy, she couldn't be a prodigy, have you ever seen a prodigy who is twenty years younger and one meter nine?

"Oh yes." Qiao'er suddenly covered her mouth, just immersed in Baotou, and forgot one thing, "Father asked me to ask how you are doing, can you eat together?" ”

"No problem." Yang Changfan nodded, "All the rules, you have to teach me more, my family let me, outsiders don't care about this, it's not good to owe the courtesy." ”

"It's okay, no one cares about you when you go out."

"Huh?"

"......" Qiao'er thought for a moment, then stuck out her tongue and said, "The entire Lihai Village, oh no...... The entire Shaoxing Mansion, who doesn't know you? ”

Young Master Yang, famous!

This is actually a good thing, no one competes with a mentally retarded, so that Yang Changfan will not offend people because he doesn't understand the rules, on the contrary, every time he says the right sentence and makes the right salute, it is a great self-transcendence and will win the applause that moves China.

There was still some time before lunch, Yang Changfan asked Qiao'er to go to the kitchen to help first, and he closed his eyes in the room to meditate, and sorted out his thoughts, it was time to sort out-

Today, in the thirty-fourth year of Jiajing, the ninth day of the second month.

This place and this scene, Lixi Village, Huiji County, Shaoxing Prefecture, Zhejiang, the Yang family's house.

It's already clear who I am, but it doesn't matter, what matters is who my dad is!

Yang Shouquan, Jiajing 17 years of people.

Oh my God, I didn't see that the old man was famous!

Extrapolating like this, 17 years ago, the old man was promoted, and he was still very young at that time, 25 years old! You can imagine the scenery of that year, how many gold and silver beauties were sent to the door, originally Lao Yang had no chance to marry a big beauty like Wu Linglong, but after the middle lift, he could be regarded as a door-to-door person.

As a man with pursuit, the lifting is just the beginning, we are for greater fame - Jinshi, so a new round of preparation began, just like the college entrance examination and graduate school entrance examination after the high school entrance examination, just as Lao Yang has experienced many happy events in life, gradually immersed in it, and prepared for the exam with peace of mind, Yang Changfan croaked to the ground, and he was born with a different appearance from other children, with standard mentally retarded expressions and gestures.