Chapter 017: The Second Master of the Treasure Sword and the Divine Donkey
After a while, a man in his forties came out of the woods, who did not look like a laborer, but was not dressed in a wide suit, but a short dress, a bit like a hufu. The skin is slightly dark, the stature is medium and slightly thin, the facial features are upright, and the eyes are bright.
Shan Bo was wary of strange visitors, and asked quietly, "What's unusual, isn't it just that you can catch a hare?" ”
"It's small to catch rabbits, but the problem is that there are no wild beasts in the mountains that are not afraid, and even wolves are scared away."
"yes, I really don't know."
Shanbo looked at Di Ting, Di Ting knew that he was praising it, shook his head and tail proudly, but his eyes were staring at the barbecue in Shanbo's hand, this foodie was hungry again.
Shanbo couldn't stand his pitiful eyes, so he had to give Di Ting the meat that was about to come to his mouth. Di Ting caught the barbecue, gobbled it up, chewed it a few times, and a piece of meat entered his stomach, and he quickly raised his head to look at Shanbo. Sambo hurriedly pushed it aside, and couldn't let it eat it anymore, because if he ate it again, it would come out of trouble.
Seeing that the people were also staring at the barbecue and wine jug, Shanbo had no choice but to tear off a piece of meat and hand it to the other party: "Are you hungry, in this wilderness, you have to meet and have a share, come and taste it." ”
The visitor was not polite, and sat down by the fire and munched on the meat, looking hungry. After eating, he looked at the flask beside Sambo. Sambo threw the flask to him, and the man raised his neck to take a big sip, but he was choked and coughed repeatedly. Shanbo said apologetically: "I didn't have time to tell you that this is a spirit, and it is several times stronger than ordinary wine." ”
The middle-aged man wiped the wine from his mouth and said in surprise: "Your roasted meat is very fragrant, and this wine is even more powerful, where did you get it, I have never seen such a strong wine." ”
At that time, most of the people drank rice wine or rice wine, and the alcohol content was not as good as beer. Shanbo couldn't get used to drinking it, so he made some distilled liquor by himself, which was basically similar to the liquor of later generations.
"I brewed it myself."
"I didn't expect you to have such superb craftsmanship, but I'm blessed." The middle-aged man said ecstatically.
This time it was Sambo's turn to be surprised, and he thought, I will make wine, what are you happy about, and what will you drink, as if I will definitely give you a drink.
Feeling rested, Shanbo put on the donkey cart and prepared to set off, Di Ting really ate too much, his stomach was round, it seemed that he couldn't run, so he jumped into the car and slept in the carriage.
The strange man felt very strange and said, "It's really rare for the master to drive and the dog to sleep in the carriage." May I ask Xiao Langjun, where are you going? ”
Liang Shanbo glanced at him and said mockingly: "You obviously know that I am going to Qiantang, so why do you need to ask again." Let's go, you've followed me all the way. But what should I call you? ”
The man said curtly: "I'm forty years old, you're only twenty, you should call me uncle, of course, this is the countryside, you can call me uncle." ”
"Poof", Uncle Shan is going to laugh, and there are people who like to be uncles, but they are the masters who are scolded every day.
The phrase "your uncle's" in later generations has replaced the national scolding. Therefore, don't be an uncle or a sister to others, otherwise just sneezing every day can tire people to death.
"Then I'll call you the second uncle!"
The man asked strangely, "Why the second uncle?" ”
"Because you're very two!"
"Very two, what does two mean?"
"Two, it's very cute and cute. I don't even know you, you followed me all the way, and now you suddenly ran out and said my uncle, aren't you two? ”
"Okay, I can't explain it to you anyway, you can call it if you want." The middle-aged man was very cheerful and gladly accepted the title of the second uncle, anyway, the second uncle is also an uncle, and he didn't suffer a loss.
"Second uncle, where is your three-legged donkey? Hurry up and hit the road! ”
This time the second uncle was even more strange, "How do you know that my donkey is a little lame, why is it called a three-legged donkey?" ”
Sambo replied proudly, "Actually, I already knew that you were following me. Why do you know that your donkey is lame, just listen to the sound of the donkey running, why call it a three-legged donkey, because he likes to walk on three legs, because you are the second uncle, the second uncle rides a three-legged donkey, isn't it very worthy, haha. ”
The second uncle rolled his eyes in anger, but he had no words to fight back, so he had to put his hand in his mouth and let out a sharp whistle.
As soon as the whistle fell, there was a sound of hooves in the woods, and a sturdy donkey with a black belly and a white belly ran out, and sure enough, it ran on three legs, but the lame leg was constantly changing, and the four legs were lame.
The donkey ran to the second uncle, looked at the carriage with some fear, as if he knew that there was a dog in the carriage, and then kept arching the sleeves of the second uncle with his white lips.
Sambo asked, "Why does it like to run on three legs, is it also two?" ”
The second uncle cried and laughed and said, "It's playing around, and it wants to drink my wine again." ”
As he spoke, the second uncle untied a wine bag from the donkey's back, poured the wine into a large porcelain bowl, and the little donkey put his mouth into the bowl and drank the wine "coo-dong", drank three bowls in a row, and raised his head when he drank and shouted a few times, the sound was extremely loud, like a dragon roaring and a tiger roaring, echoing in the mountains and fields for a long time, and it was transmitted far away.
This time it was Shanbo's turn to wonder, "Donkeys still drink?" This donkey of yours is strange enough! ”
The second uncle patted the donkey's head and said proudly: "Not only does it drink, it also eats meat, and it eats whatever I eat." You can't call it a three-legged donkey, it has a name, it's my white dragon horse, white dragon horse, you know what? Call it a three-legged donkey again, be careful that it bites you!
It turned out to be the king of wild asses in the mountains, and even the tiger didn't dare to mess with it, and then he happened to meet me, and since then he has been inseparable from me, in fact, it is inseparable from my wine. ”
I'm dizzy, what's the situation, it's obviously a black donkey, but you call it the White Dragon Horse, can this skin be a little thicker? Donkeys also like to drink wine and eat meat, this is really a strange era, people are wonderful, and donkeys are also wonderful.
The second uncle ignored the stupid Liang Shanbo, turned over and rode on the back of a donkey without a saddle, crossed his right leg, and sat on it, and the three-legged donkey ran "da-da-da" behind Shanbo's donkey cart.
With the company of the second uncle, there is a lot less loneliness along the way. Shanbo also specially adapted a song for the second uncle, and the second uncle sang happily:
White dragon horse, hooves facing west.
Carrying the second uncle and carrying the wine gourd.
Looking for wine everywhere on the road,
It's tens of thousands of miles away.
The white dragon horse, the neck bell is anxious.
The bumpy second uncle tired the three-legged donkey.
It's not easy to eat and drink,
It's easy to find something delicious.
The three-legged donkey saw that the owner was happy, and also stretched out his neck to accompany the master. The duet of a man and a donkey sprinkled all over the mountain road, startling the birds on both sides of the road to keep flying, and I was unknown in the grass9! Look, the damn is coming. ”