Chapter 144: The First Black Store of the Water Margin

Lin Chong was 100% sure in his heart that it was the two of them, so he handed over the reins of the horse to the three of them, and instructed them to serve them well, so he saluted Wu Song and the others, went inside together, and sat down on a large seat of cypress tables and stools.

Seeing that the woman went to the counter with a smile and brought out a jar of good wine, Lin Chong took this opportunity to look at Wu Song and the five people, and said silently: "Black shop." ”

The five of them immediately understood, although the six of them had never encountered a black shop along the way, but during the break, Lin Chong and Wu Song had told them about the black shop on the rivers and lakes.

At this time, seeing Lin Chong's signal, a cold light flashed in Wu Song's eyes, and Shan Shiqi, Mei Jiasheng, and Wang Dashi nodded without changing their colors; Wang Feiyu, who grew up in the mountains, was so excited that he almost cried out.

it! I finally met the legendary black shop, and my little heart was still a little excited.

After a while, the woman came out of the counter with a smile, took out a jar of good wine in her hand, put down a stack of six large bowls and six pairs of chopsticks, cut out three large plates of yellow beef, sifted a bowl of wine in front of everyone, and went to the stove to get a basket of steamed buns and put it on the table.

Wang Feiyu picked up the chopsticks, sandwiched a piece of meat, and looked like he was about to eat, Lin Chong knocked down his meat with chopsticks, but he picked up a piece of it himself, and said: "Restaurant, what kind of meat is yours, why is it so like human flesh?" ”

The woman put down the basket of steamed buns and said with a smile: "The guest officer is not going to make fun of it." Qingping world, Lang Lang Qiankun, I am not a black shop, where is the human flesh for you to eat, but my meat is like a fake yellow beef. ”

Lin Chong said seriously: "Don't hide it from the restaurant, I, Lin San, am also used to going to the rivers and lakes, selling horses in the north, selling spices in the south, where haven't I gone?"

I have also heard many times that these people who open black shops are really mongrels who say that people don't talk about people, eat people's food and don't pull people's shit, pigs and dogs are not as good, and they have lost their conscience.

It's not enough for these thieves to kill people and rob money, but they also have to use people's bodies to practice and make human meat steamed buns for people to eat, do you say this is still human? ”

The woman's face was extremely ugly, but when she saw that Lin Chong, Wu Song and the others were all tall and brave strong men, and the weapons of Shan Shiqi and Wang Feiyu were very heavy, she had to smile and say: "Of course it's not a human, this is a beast, it's not as good as a beast, but my family is an honest business......

Lin Chong smiled and said, "Is that so?" When I walked from the rivers and lakes, I heard many people say: 'Big tree cross slope, who dares to go there?' The fat ones are cut into steamed bun fillings, but the thin ones are put to fill the river', so there are some doubts. ”

The woman immediately cried out to the heavens and shouted, "Guest, what are these words? Didn't you make this up yourself to make me happy? ”

Wu Song and Wang Feiyu listened to it on the side, and couldn't help but want to laugh a little, but they could laugh again, so they had to hold back, but they saw Lin Chong pat Wang Feiyu and said, "How come?" I've heard that say this many times. When you're out and about, you have to be careful. ”

The woman was a little anxious, scratched her head and gestured, and said with a flirtatious demeanor: "Guest officer, don't make fun of me, my hotel has received thousands of guests from south to north, which one doesn't say that the wine and meat in my store are good, and the big meat steamed buns are fragrant, which one doesn't come once and want to go a second time?"

The guest officer still wanted to make fun of her, and the little woman's husband was outside, not a trick. The guest officer tasted the wine in our store first, if he thought it was good, he would eat a few more bowls, and it was late and he wanted to rest, so he might as well rest at my house. ”

As she spoke, she glanced at Lin Chong with half coquettishness and half complaint, as if Lin Chong was teasing her.

Lin Chong smiled, exchanged glances with Wu Song, Wang Feiyu and others, and said that this woman is really thick-skinned, bold, and has a lot of eyes.

It's all said to her face, she still talks nonsense with her eyes open, she is not nervous at all, and she looks like an old man who has killed countless people.

Lin Chong didn't say anything, picked up the bowl and was about to drink, but suddenly said: "Restaurant, your wine is so weak." Is there anything better, please eat a few bowls. ”

The woman pondered: "This licensed goods are not dead, dare to insult the old lady!" Now I don't think I'm drinking, see if the old lady doesn't kill you! ”

I saw her smile and said, "Some very fragrant and good wines, but they are muddy." ”

Lin Chong said: "As long as the wine is good, what's the matter?" Just hit it. ”

The woman rejoiced in her heart, and went under the counter and brought out a large jar of wine, and laid it on the table.

Lin Chong looked at it, nodded and said, "This is good wine, just eat it hot, go and bring it to us." ”

A trace of impatience flashed on the woman's face, but she smiled and said, "It's still this guest officer who can save it, I'll give you a taste." ”

At that moment, she poured the wine into the scalding wine kettle, and went to the hot water pot on the stove to hot the wine for Lin Chong and the others, but scolded in her heart: "This thief is not looking for death, but wants to eat hot, but the medicine attacks faster, wait and see how the old lady manipulates you." ”

And here, Wang Feiyu couldn't laugh anymore, but he couldn't laugh out loud, so he had to lie on the table, just looking at his shoulders shaking violently, he knew how fierce the laughter was.

Lin Chong smiled, took out six steamed buns from the cage drawer, and took them away in turn, and what was put in front of Wu Song and the others became the mutton steamed buns made by the Liangshan Arms Leader Army in Zengtou City.

"Eat, you're still on your way."

Soon, the woman scalded the wine, brought it over, and sifted a bowl for each of them.

At this time, Lin Chong and the others had already eaten almost the steamed buns in the cage drawer, only to see Lin Chong finish the remaining half of the steamed buns in his hand in two bites, and said: "Restaurant, your big steamed bun tastes really good, and go get us another basket drawer." ”

"Guest officer, I'm not wrong, my big steamed buns taste good!"

Seeing this, the woman became more and more overjoyed, and smiled so much that she couldn't see her eyes, but she laughed secretly in her heart: "Ignorant and stupid, this human meat steamed bun tastes good!" ”

While speaking, the woman went to the stove to get a basket of steamed buns, and while she was in a hurry, Lin Chong and the others hurriedly poured all the muddy wine in the bowl under the table, and shouted in their mouths: "Good wine!" ”

"It's really good wine, it's strong enough!"

"Hey, my tongue is a little numb......"

When the woman turned around, she saw that everyone's wine bowls were empty, and she was already sitting a little crooked, and the woman smiled and said, "Guest officer, how does my wine taste?" ”

I saw that the big man with the leopard's head and eyes picked up the wine jug and was ready to pour another bowl of wine by himself, and said with a smile in his mouth: "The good wine is served and the taste is really strong, it is ......."

"What's it?"

"Some heads...... Halo ......"

Before he finished speaking, he saw that the wine jug in his hand fell, fell to the ground and shattered, and the whole person fell backwards and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Shan Shiqi, Mei Jiasheng, and Wang Dashi also fell on the table; Wu Song also closed his eyes tightly, and fell to the ground on the side of the stool;

In the end, there was Wang Feiyu left, and the goods stood up and pointed at the woman: "You ......", but before he could say a word, the whole person spun around, and fell unconscious on the stool.

The woman clapped her hands and laughed, "It's on! Let you be like a ghost, eat the old lady's footwashing water! ”