Seeing that someone vomited blood, Wu Dalang, as the chief examiner, was of course very active, and hurriedly called the officers and soldiers to take the candidate who vomited blood out to recuperate.

After the candidates who vomited blood were carried away, Wu Dalang said to the candidates who were only about one-third of the candidates left in the examination room.

"Aren't you in pain right now, don't you know how to do a lot of questions? If you don't know how to do it, hurry up and hand in the papers, the sky outside is so blue, the food outside is so delicious, and the women outside are so graceful..."

"It's not a shame to hand in the papers early, although you are also disqualified from the exam, but it is much better than those candidates who are caught cheating ah, even if you can't do it, it is above board and worthy of praise."

"Come on, hand in the papers, so that you won't collapse and vomit blood like the candidate just now, vomiting blood, what a terrible thing."

"Come on, hand in the papers, the wonderful world outside is beckoning to you, let us be the companions of Hongchen, live a chic life, gallop on horseback, and share the prosperity of the world..."

"Come on, turn in the papers..."

Many of the candidates struggled with their faces, sweat broke out on their foreheads, and they wanted to calm down and continue thinking about the question, but all they could think of in their minds seemed to be "Come on, hand in the papers..."

Finally, many candidates couldn't bear it anymore, and one by one they stood up and walked out in despair.

There are also some candidates who are not like this, they know how to vent, they will stand up and yell.

"Go to the special perverted old farmer, but the special crazy pool administrator, Lao Tzu won't play...", there was a trace of tears of relief in the corner of his eyes.

After another batch of candidates, only one-fifth of the people in the examination room were left, and the examination room looked much empty.

The rest of these candidates, their psychological quality seems to be okay, and it is a miracle that they can stick to this side and resist the destruction of Wu Dalang.

Of course, among the remaining candidates, Fang Qingshan and the three of them were still there, and Wu Dalang also saw these three guys, but he didn't say hello, as if he didn't know each other.

Bao Zheng's face was a little distorted, even hideous, he was completely relying on his strong will to endure it, and the topic he was looking at at the moment was the topic of the so-called perverted old peasant.

There are two perverted old farmers in Kyoto, and they like to count the feet of chickens and rabbits when they have nothing to do.

One day, the perverted old farmer in the east put the chickens and rabbits in a box and began to count their feet, and found that there were a hundred feet.

After the perverted old farmer in Xihu found out, he also played like this, counting that his chicken and rabbit only had eighty-six legs.

And the perverted old farmer in the west remembered that he had the same number of chickens and rabbits as the old farmer in the east, but his chickens were the same as the number of rabbits in the old farmer in the east.

Question: How many chickens and rabbits are there in the perverted old farmer's house?

Bao Zheng is a little skeptical about life now, he doesn't know where such a perverted old farmer lives, if he wants to know, he must go over and ask, why are they so perverted, is it fun to count the feet of chickens and rabbits? Yes??

At this time, Wu Dalang's demonic voice came into Bao Zheng's ears again: "Attention all candidates, the fifth incense stick has been lit, and now it is the last one, please speed up the answering speed of all candidates." ”

Bao Zheng wiped the sweat on his face with his sleeve, and even his hands trembled slightly, it was really torture, it was really torment, it would be an indelible shadow in his heart.

Bao Zheng is like this, and Yu Xiao, who is Bao Zheng's good brother, is not much better, he is currently thinking about the topic of the crazy pool administrator.

There is a pond outside the outskirts of Kyoto, and the pond has two crazy pool keepers.

One caretaker likes to fetch water from the pool, and the other likes to fetch water out of the pool. The water discharge manager is older, and he picks more slowly.

After trying, an empty pool, the young Crazy Pool Keeper takes thirty pillars of incense to fill the water, and the old Crazy Pool manages to pick up the empty pool for forty-eight pillars of incense.

One night, the young Crazy Pool Keeper secretly ran to fetch water, and after picking four pillars of incense, he was discovered by the old Crazy Pool Keeper, and the Crazy Pool Keeper began a contest.

Q: How long does it take for this pool to fill up? (Note: Crazy pool keepers are crazy, they don't get tired and don't need to rest.) ）

Yu Xiao was desperate, his mind was full of the figure of two crazy pool keepers carrying water in the dead of night.

Yu Xiao couldn't understand why there were such crazy people in Da Song, is it fun to carry water like this? ? Also, why aren't they tired? It's really... Terrifying!!

Every candidate has a time when their brains can't turn around, they are stumped by their own problems, even people with flexible brains like Fang Qingshan are not immune.

Although Fang Qingshan, after unremitting efforts, had barely overcome the question of a perverted old farmer and a crazy pool administrator, he found that he was still too young, and there was still ... Additional questions.

Looking at this so-called additional question, tears flowed from the corners of Fang Qingshan's eyes.

Additional Question 1: If your beloved wife fell into the river at the same time as your beloved mother, who would you save first?

Additional Question 2: Do you like chicken? So do you like to eat eggs laid by chickens? So... Have you ever considered a long, long time ago, whether the chicken came first or the egg came first?

Fang Qingshan didn't know how to write, although this question seemed to have a lot of answers, and it seemed that he could answer casually, but why did he feel that there would be regrets no matter how he answered.

Fang Qingshan glanced at the burning incense, it was already half burned at this time, and there would be no time if he didn't write it again.

When he saw the incense, Fang Qingshan also saw the man, the man sitting in the invigilation position.

He seemed to see the sinister cunning of schadenfreude in the man's face.

Fang Qingshan has now determined that this kind of perverted old farmer, crazy pool administrator, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law falling into the river, there are chickens or eggs first... These perverted topics must have been conceived by Wu Dalang.。。

This man is terrible.

Fang Qingshan finally understood what Wu Dalang said outside the examination room at that time: You will experience what a real exam is.

Fang Qingshan didn't dare to think about it, and quickly wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, maybe not all tears, there was still a lot of sweat.

Fang Qingshan dipped in ink and began to write hard.

Time passed quickly, and the incense finally burned out at this moment, and Wu Dalang's terrifying voice also sounded in the examination room.

"The time for the exam has arrived, please check whether you have written your name, and please walk out of the examination room after the check. The four invigilators begin to collect the papers. ”

The expressions of all the candidates were different, some were uncomfortable, some were aggrieved, some were relieved, some were annoyed, some were disappointed... One candidate after another walked out, they were so eager to get some fresh air.

(End of chapter)