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By the time Liu Zhang came out of the school and returned home, it was already past the time to hold the lamp.

"Brother, why did you come back, didn't you say that you would come back for dinner in the evening? The old lady waited for a long time, but she couldn't stand it anymore, so she fell asleep. Tomorrow you should be miserable, the old lady will definitely scold you. As soon as Anu saw Liu Zhang coming back, he hurriedly came over and complained.

"When I went to the university for a meeting, I couldn't just stop in the middle, and it was delayed. It's okay, my mother is a knife-mouthed tofu heart, but her mouth is powerful, I think you two get along well now, and I haven't seen you for two months, so this is a model little daughter-in-law. How did the old lady buy you? Liu Zhang replied, not forgetting to joke.

"What's the matter, the old lady is still very dissatisfied with me, and she scolded others just now for being useless. By the way, have you eaten yet, you have kept all the food, do you want to let them heat it up? ”

"No, no, no, I've eaten. The old lady scolded you and listened, it's okay, and a piece of meat is indispensable. But let me tell you, there are two kinds of scolding, one is to express hatred, to express dislike and hate, and the other is to express love, to express care and love, and I hope you are well. The old lady is now the second kind of you, scolding you to show that she cares about you and loves you. Liu Zhang fooled Anu and prepared to go to bed.

Anu grabbed him and whispered, "Brother, haven't you bathed yet?" ”

Liu Zhang was a little strange, what's wrong with this girl, but he was too sleepy, and said impatiently: "What are you bathing, I'm sleepy, I've not been idle all day, no, I'm sleepy, I'll wash it tomorrow." After saying that, he fell headlong on the couch. Soon it was thundering.

"......, am I very useless, will my brother not like me?" Anu felt a little sorry for herself.

Speaking of which, the two have been married until now. There are no round houses yet.

On the night of marriage, Liu Zhang was blown unconscious, and then he finally woke up, and he was stupid for a long time. It looked like it was back to normal, but it still didn't feel the same as before. Becomes nervous and often says inexplicable things. Then there is insomnia, and I can't sleep all night. In order to ensure Liu Zhang's rest, since Liu Zhang woke up, the young couple have not had sex together.

Liu Zhang also didn't understand Anu's hint just now, and he was too tired, so he fell asleep directly on the couch.

Liu Zhang had severe insomnia in the previous paragraph, and as soon as he closed his eyes, he saw his father Liu Yan appear in front of him, and then he would think of the night when Long raised his head over and over again. Then I scrutinized the whole incident and began to figure out who planned such a big deal and who had the ability and ambition. Sometimes I think of my father and mother in the future, and think of how sad my father and mother should be when I am gone, and how I should live my life. I can't sleep the whole night.

Later, after the target was locked on Zhang Lu, it improved.

After solving Zhang Lu, he slowly returned to normal.

Because I used to suffer from insomnia, once I fell asleep. Liu Zhang was very concerned and immediately hurried to sleep, so as not to miss the turn and insomnia.

Liu Zhang didn't expect that he would snub the little girl.

Also, he has always regarded Anu as his sister. Although he got married, it was not implemented, so Liu Zhang is not fully aware of it now, he is already a person with a wife. He thought he was still single, and when he came back, he ran to sleep by himself.

Of course, Liu Zhang didn't know that he had unknowingly offended people who shouldn't be offended.

Early the next morning.

Liu Zhang was beaten by the old lady with a feather duster.

"What's wrong, what's wrong. Was it an earthquake or did Cao Cao call? Liu Zhang got up from the couch as soon as he was beaten. When he saw that it was Fei's, he couldn't help but complain: "My mother, what's wrong with my son, can't you wait for your son to wake up and then teach?" What's the matter, you have to beat me up early in the morning, as for it? ”

The old lady looked at Liu Zhang's ass and came again. "Stinky boy, you are still sloppy with me. You say, did you kick Anu out again last night, and you slept alone? ”

"Ouch, you're hitting again. Last night, I..., what's the matter..."Liu Zhang just woke up, and his mind hadn't turned around yet.

At this time, Anu said to Liu Zhang from behind the old lady: "Brother, I didn't sue you, it was my mother who found out by herself." ”

Seeing that Liu Zhang was still confused, Fei Shi was really angry, and he raised the feather duster to fight again.

"Don't fight, don't fight," Liu Zhang hurriedly shouted to stop, "We gentlemen don't move our mouths, and we have something to say." ”

"Who is a gentleman with you?" The old lady knocked Liu Zhang's head again, "The old lady asked you, have you already married Anu?" ”

"Yes, didn't you always see it with your own eyes, and you kowtowed three times."

"Did you promise Anu's Eminem that in the next three years, you must give birth to a girl?"

"yes, what's wrong?"

"What's the matter, stinky boy, you and I are pretending to be confused, aren't you? You don't live together every day, how do you have children? Anu is still a big girl with yellow flowers, you think my old lady is blind. Are you sick, or do you not like this girl at all? ”

"Oh my mother, I thought something was going on." Liu Zhang finally figured out why the old lady couldn't get along with him early in the morning. "How can I be sick, I'm in good health, my body is great, and I eat a lot of food. I didn't say I didn't like Anu, otherwise why would I marry her. No, no, I'm a little abnormal right now, but I promise that it will never affect the birth of children. ”

"If it doesn't affect the birth of a child, why don't you give birth quickly? Why do you keep throwing Anu out to sleep? If you don't sleep every day, can you give birth to a child in the Year of the Monkey? Not to mention Anu's Eminem, my mother is also anxiously waiting to hold her grandson. If you want to be sick, hurry up and go to Zhang Ji Huatuo to treat the disease, if you are not sick, hurry up and give birth to the old lady, the old lady can't wait. If Anu is not satisfied, the old lady will marry you two more rooms. ”

The more the old lady talked, the more excited she became, and the more she talked, the more boundless she became.

Liu Zhang was also drunk. The old lady had treated him entirely as a breeding animal. This kind of thing is still forced. Ancient people were so good, they had no human rights. After all, he has the thinking of later generations, and the concept of late marriage and late childbearing is very deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and he doesn't take having children too seriously. Besides, he has been living in the shadow of the Heavenly Fire Attack City recently, and his whole person is not in a good state, and he has not completely come out. Especially in the previous paragraph, I often had nightmares at night and was often woken up by nightmares in the middle of the night. Don't let Anu have sex with him, but he is also afraid of scaring Anu.

For Liu Zhang, this incident of heavenly fire attacking the city was far greater than the last time he was assassinated, and the people who pacified Nanban and saw a lot of people falling, and the impact and impact were much greater than these two times. There is a folk saying that he was scared out of his soul, and after the fire hit the city, Liu Zhang was not normal for a long time, feeling that his soul was not giving up, and he was often trembling and nervous.

"Mother, don't worry. My son sleeps alone these days, just to recharge his energy and give birth to a big fat granddaughter for you. Liu Zhang's small breasts snapped and began to fool the old lady. The explosion of Mianzhu in the previous paragraph, the son also hurt his soul, and his spirit has been bad, in that case, if you give birth to a child, it will not be healthy to give birth. Now that my son is almost raised, we will give you a big fat granddaughter when we go back. ”

Anu's face was overjoyed when he said this, but Fei Shi turned dark when he heard it.

"The old lady doesn't want a granddaughter, I want a grandson."

"Okay, grandchildren." At this time, in order to coax the old lady to let herself go, Liu Zhang had no bottom limit at all.

"Don't blame the old lady for saying that you, everything in the world, no matter how big it is, it can't be human. You say every day that you are busy, busy, and I know that it is your father's old ghost who is tired of you. However, if you want to honor him, the best way should be to have a few more children, and give him incense and burn some paper money during the New Year's holidays. As the saying goes, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater. Your father's four sons, now you are the only seedling left, and they point to you to inherit the lineage, and you are still here to be a child, not a son of man. Besides, this girl Anu is the hope of their entire tribe, you don't take others seriously, are you like talking? It's not your own business, you kid should be careful. ”

The old lady crackled and counted like a cannon.

Finally, in the old lady's count, I finished washing up and began to have breakfast.

Liu Zhang hadn't eaten two bites yet, when a few people ran in from outside, shouting as they ran: "Lord, lord..."

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