182: I like people like you with such a sense of humor

Yan Nier had already fled to the corner, only to see Brother Tiger grab Yan Nier with both hands and say, "Little, you run, Lao Tzu won't let you know my brother's majesty today, I won't call anyone." ”

But Brother Tiger's suddenly outstretched claws stopped in mid-air.

His shoulder, as if he was grabbed by a vice, Brother Tiger also moved forward, and his shoulder hurt a little, but he couldn't move.

Brother Tiger said angrily: "Nima! Who dares to disturb the good things of Lao Tzu and Brother Hu! I don't want to get mixed up, do I? ”

Brother Tiger turned his head to look at this bold man.

But when Brother Tiger saw that smiling face, Brother Tiger was so frightened that his body trembled and he took a step back directly.

Brother Tiger covered his mouth with his hands and said, "Big, big brother, I, I don't want to eat/, please, don't let me eat it." ”

Brother Tiger was tricked twice by Yang Pojun, and the experience of eating Xiang had become a nightmare for him.

Many times at night, he was awakened from a nightmare by Yang Pojun's shadow.

Brother Hu didn't expect to meet Yang Pojun again, he was so frightened that his soul flew.

Yang Pojun smiled and said: "Little Huzi, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come to harm, didn't you just say that I don't want to mix?" ”

Brother Tiger said like a pug: "Brother, I didn't know it was you, if I had known, even if you gave me a hundred guts, I wouldn't dare." ”

Yan Nier ran over, grabbed Yang Pojun's arm and said, "Uncle, just now this guy wanted to tease me, he touched my ass and rubbed my tit/mi, you must avenge me!" ”

In fact, Brother Tiger didn't meet Yan Nier at all.

Who called Brother Tiger was so lucky today, and he met Yan Nier, a little rebel.

Brother Hu complained bitterly in his heart: "Eldest sister, where did I touch your ass, you have to speak with your conscience, how can you ......?"

Yan Nier raised her head directly and looked at Yang Pojun aggrievedly, only to see tears flowing from her eyes.

This little girl is so good at acting, it is estimated that she can definitely win the Oscar trophy.

Yan Nier cried and said, "Uncle, he bullied me, you must be the master for me, will he say that he is a bad person?" ”

"I ......" Brother Tiger saw Yan Nier like this, and he was about to cry in his heart.

I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, this little is too good at acting.

Doesn't this push his tiger brother to the precipice?

What the fuck is going to do!

Yang Pojun looked at Yan Nier's appearance, touched the bridge of his nose and said, "Damn, little tiger, you are so mixed, even the beautiful eyebrows around me dare to move, what do you say?" I'll give you the choice! ”

Brother Tiger directly poofed and knelt on the ground and said, "Big brother, as long as you don't let me eat/, let me do anything!" ”

Yang Pojun was stunned and said, "Hey, why didn't I think of such a creative idea?" You reminded me! ”

"I ......"

When Brother Tiger heard this, he wanted to crash to death on the ground.

it, what kind of wind is pumping today, how can you dig a pit for yourself.

It's a joke.

Yang Pojun directly grabbed Brother Hu and walked towards the toilet.

And Brother Tiger's little brothers are now running away without the slightest righteousness!

When they saw Yang Pojun coming just now, those guys were so frightened that they almost peed their crotch.

The shock that Yang Pojun gave them is still in their minds and cannot be dissipated.

Brother Tiger was pulled into the toilet by Yang Pojun, and Yang Pojun threw him on the ground, only to see that one of them was squatting, and there was just a lot of Xiang.

Yang Pojun smiled and said: "Little Huzi, it's still the old rules, please have a big meal, see if my brother treats you?" Knowing that you drank too much at night, you must not have eaten enough! ”

Brother Tiger knelt in front of Yang Pojun's knee, grabbed Yang Pojun's trouser leg and said, "Big brother, uncle, ancestor, I beg you, don't let me eat Xiang, okay?" Now I want to throw up every time I go to the toilet! ”

Yang Pojun took out the dagger: "The old rule, don't eat no dingding, choose." ”

Brother Hu saw Xiang in the squatting fece, and he felt that this time, he must not be forced to eat Xiang by Yang Pojun.

Otherwise, he would have died with all his heart.

Men must be dignified!

In Brother Tiger's mind, a plan flashed in an instant.

Brother Tiger gritted his teeth and slammed into the toilet door next to him.

Bang.

Suddenly, the Venus in front of Brother Tiger's head rotated, and he immediately fainted.

"Yo-heh." Yang Pojun was surprised: "You kid has learned to play hard for me now, okay, if you want to play, my brother will accompany you." ”

As he spoke, Yang Pojun directly opened the urine door, and looked at Brother Tiger's face for a while.

Yan Nier, who was behind Yang Pojun, saw this scene and pouted: "Stinky rascal, don't you see a woman here?" ”

As she spoke, Yan Nier turned her head.

At this moment, a man came to the toilet, he was walking and taking the urine door, he bumped into Yan Nier, and he was scared.

The man quickly turned around and ran out of the toilet, he thought he had made a mistake!

He looked at the door and said in surprise: "I'll go, I'm not wrong, this is obviously a men's toilet, how can there be a woman?" ”

Yan Nier went up directly and locked the toilet door, and said loudly: "If you want a toilet, go to the women's toilet next to you, I will cover the men's toilet!" ”

The man standing outside was stunned and said: "The woman of this year, she is really fucking tough, I guess I am fighting with a man inside, I am really good at fun." ”

Yan Nier walked to Yang Pojun's side, only to see that Brother Hu had woken up again.

Brother Tiger cried and said, "Big brother, don't do this. ”

Yang Pojun slashed the dagger into his crotch and said, "Since you want to play, then I'll accompany you." ”

Brother Hu hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, big brother, stop it, can't I eat?" But can you eat only half of it? ”

Yang Pojun thought for a while and said, "We are also old friends, okay, give you this favor, only eat half of it." ”

Brother Tiger crawled next to the squatting feces, stretched out his hand and grabbed a ball, he was so disgusted that he was about to vomit on the spot.

Brother Tiger gritted his teeth, it seems that he can't hide today, eat!

Brother Tiger had no choice but to eat.

When Yan Nier saw this scene, she was directly disgusted and said, "Oh my God, this is too disgusting, no, baby I'm going to vomit." ”

Yang Pojun smiled and said, "Little Huzi, is it delicious?" ”

Brother Tiger didn't think it tasted good at first, but later he felt that this familiar taste was not so unpalatable.

Brother Tiger nodded and said, "Big brother, it tastes good, do you want to try it?" ”

"I'll taste your uncle!" Yang Pojun kicked Brother Tiger's buttocks.

Immediately, Yang Pojun couldn't stand it anymore, and walked out of the toilet directly, only to see Yan Nier next to him still covering her mouth and feeling disgusted.

Yan Nier felt that she had seen the most disgusting thing in the world today.

It's so hard to have someone eat Xiang and eat so hard, it's really a heavy taste.

Yang Pojun lit a cigarette and smoked, looked at Yan Nier and said, "Okay, don't react so much." ”

Brother Tiger also came out of the toilet, and he licked his lips with his tongue.

Brother Tiger said like a pug: "Hehe, big brother, can I leave now?" ”

Yang Pojun nodded and said, "You can go." ”

As soon as Brother Tiger turned around, a woman wearing heavy makeup twisted her coquettish waist, trotted up and said, "Ouch, this is not Brother Tiger, I haven't seen you for a month, but I want to die, come, let someone kiss me." ”

The woman didn't say a word, and holding Brother Tiger was a group of crazy relatives.

When Yang Pojun and Yan Nier saw this scene, their eyes widened and said, "This taste must be very sour!" ”

After kissing, the woman's tongue slurred twice: "Brother Tiger, why is there a strange smell in your mouth?" ”

Brother Tiger swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "I just ate /!" ”

"Hee-hee." The woman smiled charmingly and said: "Brother Tiger is Brother Tiger, you speak so humorously, people like you." ”

Brother Tiger said seriously: "I really ate /, there is a lump next to my teeth, I don't believe I will deduct it for you." ”

When the woman saw Brother Tiger pulling out Xiang, the woman ran directly to the toilet disgustingly and said, "Oh my God! Brother Tiger, why are you so perverted! ”

(End of chapter)