Chapter 164: Counterattack, My Queen
Wu Dalang said this coldly, and Hu Niu and her little friends were stunned.
Everyone looked at Wu Dalang in a daze, and his eyes seemed to be asking something, as if to say: Your words are also your so-called table jokes, right? ?
Compared with the shock of others, the tiger girl in question was so shocked that she even forgot to eat the food.
Hu Niu has always felt that food is the most important thing for her, and nothing can disturb her when she eats food, but she was wrong, there is it now, this so-called queen hit her brain at once, making her whole person dizzy.
The food in the tiger girl's mouth forgot to chew, and the chopsticks holding the meat also stayed in mid-air, and then she just stared at Wu Dalang.
For ancient people, being a queen was the same shock as the sky falling. This kind of thing is so exciting that they can't help but be shocked.
Wu Dalang looked at these people in shock as if he was out of his body, and he could only cough lightly twice: "Ahem..."
Only then did these people come back to their senses from the shock, but even if they came back to their senses, they were still full of disbelief when they looked at Wu Dalang.
Pan Jinlian said dumbfoundedly: "Da Lang, are you joking?" ”
Wu Dalang said seriously: "How can I joke about this, of course it's true." ”
Once again, Wu Dalang affirmed that everyone accepted this unacceptable fact.
Pan Jinlian muttered: "But, but how can a tiger girl become a queen?" ”
Hu Niu also came back to her senses at this time, the chopsticks in her hand had already fallen to the table in shock, and Hu Niu didn't bother to care about it, but swallowed the food in her mouth, and then said in disbelief.
"That's right, how can Tiger Girl become a queen?"
Wu Dalang said seductively: "Tiger girl, you have to have confidence in yourself, believe in yourself, you can." ”
Tiger Girl was still a little sluggish, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and muttered, "Can I really do it?" ”
The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched: It seems that the tiger girl just lacks self-confidence.
So Wu Dalang said to the tiger girl: "Tiger girl, come, read with me, I am the tiger girl, I can do it, I am the tiger girl, I can do it..."
Hu Niu's IQ is a little off the line now, and she can't help but read along with Wu Dalang: "I'm a tiger girl, I can do it, I'm a tiger girl, I can do it..."
Wu Dalang encouraged: "Yes, that's it, it's good, keep it up, read it, read it out loud, yes, that's right, crooked Gude..."
In the end, the excited Wu Dalang directly said a sentence in English, which is really an inspiring slogan.
The others watched the performance of Tiger Niu and Wu Dalang, and their faces twitched, and they couldn't look at this picture directly.
In this way, the tiger girl shouted for several minutes, and her voice gradually weakened, so that she kept reading the same sentence, and the tiger girl couldn't even speak, and her mind was full of the slogan "I am the tiger girl, I can do it".
Anyway, now my mind is a little blank except for slogans, which is probably the so-called brainwashing, which is simply not too scary.
Wu Dalang knocked on the table twice with chopsticks and said, "Okay, okay, you can stop." ”
After the tiger girl stopped, she paused for a few seconds, then glanced at these people, and then popped out again: "I'm the tiger girl, I can do it..."
Everyone: "......"
Wu Dalang thinks he may have played the tiger girl badly...
Wu Dalang said to Hu Niu: "Okay, okay, don't talk yet, come with me." ”
Wu Dalang said as he pulled away the chair under him, and then walked out, and Hu Niu also followed.
Wu Dalang walked into the study with Hu Niu, and then said to Hu Niu: "Sit down, let's talk." ”
Hu Niu also sat down obediently, she didn't know what Boss Wu was going to tell her, but it should have something to do with being the queen.
But after walking out of the hall and being blown by the cold wind, Hu Niu was much more sober, and still felt that it was impossible to be a queen, even if she had this heart, she didn't have this strength.
If it is said that the choice of the queen depends on eating, then she is still confident.
After the two of them sat down, Wu Dalang groaned and said, "Do you reject being a queen in your own heart?" Although I want you to be, I will not force you, you have to follow your own heart. ”
Hu Niu thought for a moment, and then said: "Of course I am willing to be the queen, isn't that super powerful?" But how can I be a queen like this? You see I want to have a face without a face, I want to have a body without a figure, and the only advantage is that I can eat. ”
Wu Dalang saw that Hu Niu had no confidence again, and encouraged: "You don't have to be presumptuous, you are actually quite good-looking, but your body is a little plump, which makes people's first impression of you not very good, and subconsciously will think that you are not good-looking." ”
"Since you have this heart, all this is arranged by me, the most important thing for you is to have self-confidence, to feel that you are the most beautiful woman in the world."
Hu Niu nodded: "Well, I know." So what should I do next? ”
Wu Dalang stood up: "You don't have to do anything next, sit down first, and I'll help you draw a picture first." ”
Hu Niu heard that Boss Wu was going to paint for her, so she didn't dare to move, for her, painting is a very sacred thing, and she also has to appear beautifully in the painting, how can she move.
Wu Dalang walked to the desk, spread out a blank piece of paper, and began to draw in ink.
The motionless tiger girl occasionally looks at Wu Dalang with small eyes.,Want to see if he's done drawing.,Because he's too tired.。。
After a long time, Wu Dalang put down the brush in his hand and said lightly: "Okay." ”
The whole body of the tiger girl collapsed on the chair like a deflated ball, and this kind of painting is really a kind of torture.
After resting for a while, Hu Niu immediately jumped up, ran to the desk, and said to Wu Dalang: "I... Can I take a look? ”
Wu Dalang nodded: "Of course." ”
The affirmative tiger girl immediately took two steps forward and stood in front of the desk looking at herself in the painting.
Tiger Girl's eyes widened instantly, and two words involuntarily spit out from her mouth: "It's beautiful..."
After a few seconds, Tiger Niu asked blankly, "Is this really me?" Why didn't I know I could be so beautiful? ”
The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to hit her, so he said encouragingly: "Of course, this is you, you are just a fan of the authorities, in fact, you are so beautiful, you have to have confidence in yourself." ”
The tiger girl's eyes lit up instantly, and the whole person was shining as if there was a spotlight shining, and then said confidently: "I am the tiger girl, I can do it." ”
Wu Dalang: "......"
After reading it, Hu Niu suddenly became a little unhappy, and said in disappointment: "In this way, after I enter the palace, won't I be able to eat your food, boss?" Well, the food in the palace shouldn't be too bad. ”
Wu Dalang took out the "Delicious Cookbook" from his arms and said: "I see that you have a huge amount of food, you are a genius in the food industry, I have a recipe for you to learn, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing." Fight back, my queen. ”
(End of chapter)