However, Ye Xiaotian didn't feel a trace of the G-spot from it, looking at the young men who were like chicken blood, Ye Xiaotian scoffed.

In his previous life, he was half a military fan, but he was only a fan of the kind of special operations in special operations that developed war and violence into aesthetics. For the military exercises in the era of cold weapons, Ye Xiaotian, who has seen the big scene, said hehe! Do you turtles know what the Desert Eagle Gatling is, and do you know what an aircraft carrier missile fighter is? Do you know what the last bullet is left for me!

Ye Xiaotian's face was unfathomable.

Cheng Chumo, who had a sense of accomplishment, was very proud, and leaned over to Ye Xiaotian's side with a big face and said, "Brother Xiaotian, do you want to participate with me and others?" I can protect you! ”

Mud Song Kai! Ye Xiaotian, who was busy grabbing the recently improved Xiaolong buns with Li Zhi, obviously expressed dislike.

"Don't go!"

Cheng Chumo, who was born in the Tang Dynasty, expressed his incomprehension of the emerging wild animals that were not keen on fighting: "Why? ”

"Because I'm lazy!"

You have a point, I'm really speechless.

Li Zhi raised his cute little face when he heard this, and said: "Why didn't my brother go, I often heard the guards around me who had seen military exercises talk about it, and the scene of the Tang Army's momentum in that description is fascinating!" Unfortunately, the queen mother did not allow me to see it, saying that I was too young. ”

Nonsense, your father uses so much manpower and material resources to smash it out every year, of course, it is like a rainbow. If you are not like a rainbow, how can you make the people of Datang chant Your Majesty, your majesty is wise and martial. How to make the foreign barbarians fear the heavenly khan's knife is sharpened quickly! Why did your father go back and brag to your grandfather and say, 'Look, I'm much better than your eldest son!' ’

Li Er's play, Ye Xiaotian said that he could score a full score.

Touching Li Zhi's little head dotingly, Ye Xiaotian was very gentle: "Shut up and eat your buns, such delicious buns can't stop your mouth?" ”

"Oh!" Li Zhi took a bite of the bun hatefully, and glared at Ye Xiaotian with cute eyes.

Li Zhen, who was a little staggering and drunk, raised his arms and shouted, and was a little dissatisfied after hearing Ye Xiaotian's words: "A manly man is on the battlefield, and galloping on the frontier is a natural and righteous grand ambition!" Isn't Brother Xiaotian impressed at all? ”

Ye Xiaotian shook his head very calmly: "I just want to be a quiet beautiful man!" ”

Li was stunned: "I want nothing more in my life? So what's the point of being alive? ”

Ye Xiaotian's eyes widened: "Nonsense! How can someone as motivated as I ask for nothing more! Ye Xiaotian had an elegant posture of hanging a pot to help the world: "I hope for world peace!" I hope the people are well! I wish the killing stopped! I hope that women can keep their chastity and men can keep themselves clean. There is peace and tranquility everywhere, you can make a fortune sitting on the side of the road and begging, and you can count the money every day until your hands cramp...... Love and be loved......"

The eldest grandson said with a dark face: "Speak human words!" ”

"Cherish life! Even if it's a military exercise, it's easy to hurt your muscles and bones! ”

After all, my brother is lazy to be beaten, just you guys, follow you to fight against the mighty and majestic soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, how stupid will I be?

Of course not!

……

Just as Ye Xiaotian was lying on the chair looking at the screaming bunch of squirters, and his eyebrows fluttered towards the military exercise that was about to start, the door of the small courtyard opened unexpectedly.

Ye Xiaotian raised his eyes and looked.

"Smack!" The chair was unstable, and Ye Xiaotian fell off the stool again.

The person who came was an acquaintance, and whenever Ye Xiaotian touched the short hair on the top of his head, he would generally greet the eighteenth generation of the ancestors who came.

The comer is not good!

The people who came were very familiar, and they greeted the sons of the surrounding families by themselves.

Ye Xiaotian hunched his waist and secretly hid behind him, this guy must have come to Li Shimin's will, no matter what he came for, in short, it was not a good thing.

"Assistant Teacher Ye stays!"

Ye Xiaotian screamed: "My family Langjun went to Qinling to pick mushrooms, and I don't know when I will come back." ”

Song Dekai, the little yellow door, glanced at Ye Xiaotian obliquely: "Assistant Teacher Ye, don't make trouble!" ”

Ye Xiaotian was also single, and he didn't slam his feet to that pestle: "What are you looking for me?" “

"By Your Majesty's Will......"

Ye Xiaotian covered his ears with a very Qiong Yao posture: "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen......"

Song Dekai is very embarrassed, what kind of trouble do you want to make?

"Assistant Teacher Ye doesn't want to embarrass the villain! If the words can't be reached, the villain will be punished by His Majesty! ”

"You're saying that if I don't listen to you, you'll be spanked when you go back?"

Looking at Ye Xiaotian's villainous expression, Song Dekai suddenly felt as if he was cheap.

Sure enough, without waiting for Song Dekai to react, Ye Xiaotian covered his ears and turned around and left: "Ah, there is still a piece ......of land in my backyard that I forgot to turn over."

This shameless performance was not only stunned by Song Dekai, but everyone in the small courtyard was shocked by this shamelessness. People who are so shameless that they don't even care about His Majesty's will, everyone said that they had seen it for the first time.

Li Zhi raised his cute little face and said in surprise: "My brother's house is such a small yard, and there is still ground to be turned over?" ”

The sailors downstairs said, His Royal Highness King Jin, you can be cute. Are you holding back your words?

Song Dekai was anxious: "Ye Xiaotian, you are so bold, you dare to disobey the sage's oracle?" ”

"Humph!" Ye Xiaotian said that he was very arrogant, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and he had a good time in high school in his previous life!

Seeing that Ye Xiaotian didn't mean to pause at all, Song Dekai was stunned, and said with a crying voice: "I don't know what the villain has offended Ye Langjun about?" ”

Turn around, jump, I don't stop......

Ye Xiaotian jumped in front of Song Dekai's eyes in one step, pointed to the hair on the top of his head and shouted, "Do you see it?" Thanks to you, the young master's black and bright supple and elegant green silk has no way to be saved, thanks to the handsome and extraordinary lips and white teeth of the young master, even the most beautiful flower head in Pingkangfang is ashamed to see it, and it is not as good as ......"

It's dirty!

"Isn't your hair gone because you used to be a monk?"

That's not to talk about! Ye Xiaotian turned around again and left!

Song Dekai was really about to cry, this bastard doesn't play cards according to common sense, and people who don't talk about the morality of the rivers and lakes should be immersed in the pig cage.

"Or the villain also shaved his hair, and he should make amends to Ye Langjun?"

Ye Xiaotian was like a spring breeze: "That's not necessary, I'm still reasonable." ”

All the Tang dogs are counted, are you embarrassed to say this?

Ye Xiaotian glanced at Song Dekai's face and continued: "Besides, you look so ugly, if you don't have some hair to cover it, go to the street, hey, tsk......"

Song Dekai was really injured: "What do you want?" ”

"Lose money!"

"How much is appropriate?"

"You look at it, it can't be less than ten!"

Then you still say to look at it? Sao Nian, your shamelessness is enough!

……

Ye Xiaotian, who was counting the money, was not surprised when he heard Song Dekai's words.

"At the behest of His Majesty, at the military exercise three days later, Ye Xiaotian will lead the children of the powerful to fight against the flying horses." Concise.

Li Er, this old yin goods, why do you want to get involved with me everywhere?

Looking at Song Dekai, who could take out the silver cake with him, Ye Xiaotian smiled very exquisitely, with a standard smile of showing eight teeth: "I have a martial arts secret book "Sunflower Treasure Book", after practice, it is enough for thousands of mountains and birds to fly away and destroy people, and it is a curse to say that you are undefeated in the East!" If you practice this skill, you must first go to the palace! Song Gonggong's conditions are unique, do you want to be sincere? ”

Song Dekai ran away crying.