Chapter 33 "No! It's absolutely impossible! ”
The man didn't answer, but jumped over with a lunge, and wrote without saying a word. Zhou Laocai was willing to show weakness, and hurriedly put pen to paper, and in a blink of an eye, the first joint was completed at the same time.
When people looked at it, they suddenly said "Huh": "I can't see it, this week's old wealth is really ......"
I saw what Zhou Laocai wrote: Heavy haze and mist, fog and haze. And another person wrote: People up and down are busy, and busy people are up and down - all of them are the first couplets of Miss Pixing's "overlapping mountains and green mountains, and green mountains stacking mountains".
The format is right, the level is also right, and the content is both confrontational and neat, from the perspective of artistic conception, the former is better. The most important thing is that the master of Jingyang, who is the chief examiner next to him, has seen the next link between the two and has nodded in approval.
"It is said that people are in a hurry to be wise, this is really a bit of a truth, I didn't expect that this week's old wealth is also a little anxious......"
"Don't worry, there's the next one."
In the midst of the discussion, Zhou Shenhao and another person had already finished writing the second couplet.
Zhou Shenhao wrote: The executioner, the hand cuts off the head, and the first pain does not hurt the hand. And the other person wrote: Wood and stone house, black on the house, black flying house does not fly - the second couplet of Miss Lianxing's "Water and Land Continent Stopping Boats and Boats Traveling Continents".
When everyone saw it, they all scolded: "Bullshit! Bullshit! Although the format is in line, the artistic conception is ...... Especially Zhou Laocai, you! The artistic conception of your next link is simply vulgar! Insulting Sven! ”
Zhou Laocai was immediately anxious when he heard this, and shouted with a red face: "What? Is it only for you to be right, not for me? This master brother, you should speak fairly! ”
So under the gaze of everyone, the master of Jingyang nodded with a smile: "Well, good, not bad!" ”
He approved! He actually approved it! "Zhou Laocai is really ecstatic this time, and the third floor has been decided.
He approved! He actually approved it! The onlookers couldn't believe their eyes and ears.
However, no matter what they thought, it is an undeniable fact that the master brother recognized the next link between the two. At this time, the master brother asked again: "May I ask the two, do you want to match the third couplet?" ”
"It's a fart!"
Before Zhou Laocai and the others could speak, all the talented people had already shouted: "You two don't know what shit you picked up to get on the first two couplets, get out of the way, don't insult Miss Pixing's third couplet, that's the real eternal absolute!" - Suck! Zhou Laocai, what are you going to do?! ”
Before the words fell, the scolding turned into an exclamation.
In the midst of everyone's exclamations, Zhou Shenhao and another person actually wrote at the same time and matched the third couplet.
Zhou Laocai is right: lonely and cold windows empty widow - Hugh is a good couple but a monk. The other person is: lonely and cold window empty widow - Lingding Buddha is tired of being a monk.
The two have similar meanings, but after all, they are two different pairs of lower couplets, from the perspective of artistic conception, Zhou Shenhao has pulled back another game - after all, "good couple" is a noun, which is closer to "cold window", and "Buddha side" is a little worse.
But that's not the point! The point is - they actually came up! The third joint that is full of talented people can't come up, and the two of them are actually right! Above! Come! Finish!
Quiet!
The house is full of silence!
The silence of the needle drop can be heard!
Looking at the triumphant Zhou Laocai, all the talented people have begun to doubt life: Is it ...... I've waited ten years for a cold window to study, but in the end it's not as quick as two hillbillies? Don't...... Sure enough, more money is the last word?
However, it made them suspect that the things of life were still to come, and after Zhou Shenhao and the others, more than a dozen people from the "Shenhao faction" successively matched the three uplinks of Miss Pixing.
That's right, three.
What's even more outrageous is that at the last moment when the incense was about to burn, the slut from Baihe also ran over with his slut brother Lan Qingming, and with a few clicks, he also matched the three uplinkers.
Lan Qingming, the slut's brother, ignored it, and they only noticed Bai He alone - no way, the hatred value of the "Super Saiyan" hairstyle was too high.
I saw that the first couplet of the Baihe pair was: overlapping mountains and greens, and green mountains stacking on top of each other; The sun and the moon are the stars, and the stars are the moon, the moon and the day.
The second joint: water and land continents, continents stop boats and boats do not work; Lingyan Pavilion fell pigeon and pigeon flew to the pavilion did not fly.
The third couplet: lonely and cold windows empty widows; melancholy, worried, fearful, and memorable.
Let's not talk about the quality of the handwriting, and let's not talk about whether the first joint meets the standard - after all, there is a suspicion of sycophancy, but the second and third links are a little scary, and they are better than the lower ones of everyone in the audience. Especially the third couplet, no matter from the perspective of rhetoric, battle, context, artistic conception and even feelings, it is far better than those of the "Shenhao faction".
People just look at this couplet, as if they saw a young widowed woman alone in the deep boudoir and self-pity in the mirror, lamenting and sad......
In the dead silence, there was a sudden "snap" sound, and a talented man with weak psychological quality fell down softly, muttering in his mouth:
"No...... It can't be ......"
CHAPTER XX
"Wha...... nothing is impossible,know? Looking at the talented people in the room, Bai He secretly laughed so much that he almost had his abdominal muscles out.
Thank you Zhou Shenhao for your wonderful performance!
Thank you for successfully attracting everyone's attention, so that I can make a fortune!
Thank you TVB! Thanks Daddy Mommy! Thank you to everyone who supported me, I will continue to work hard, thank you!
Wha......
Bai He thanked all the gods and Buddhas in his heart, and the two brothers found a total of ten customers, and each customer asked for a full set without exception. Among them, the first two copies are fifty taels, and the third one is doubled to one hundred taels, a total of two hundred taels per person, and ten times two hundred is ......
Two thousand taels!
Those gods gave away two thousand taels of silver! Bai He trembled when he thought about it, and he was still worried about the first pot of gold before going out, but he didn't expect to earn two thousand taels after coming to Qinglou for a walk, even after half of it was split with Lan Qingming, there were still one thousand taels, which was equivalent to 100,000 in the previous life.
Originally, he just wanted to secretly earn some pocket money, and he could probably sell two or three lower links, so he was already satisfied. But it turns out that he still underestimated the attraction of the word "mercy star" to these gang of gods.
Now everyone is already on the second floor, and Pian Xing is waiting on the third floor, in order to see Miss Pi Xing, these Zi Shenhao are so bold that they only watched the first couplet, and they didn't even ask a word and took out the full set of wallets.
- You know, almost all of the lower couplets he sold were at the level of "limericks", which can only barely be regarded as "right" level, and it is difficult to get into the elegant hall at all, and he keeps the best two for himself...... Uh, okay, the first link is not, the first link is really what he deliberately made because he wanted to pat the star to please the master brother, in order to open up the net.
But he really didn't expect that these "oiling" pairs would be so valuable! 200,000 yuan, it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a thousand dollars! Tsk, this money was enough to buy a car in a previous life.
This year...... Is it really scary to be cultured?
As soon as he thought of this, Bai He couldn't help but burst into tears, I was ashamed, I felt guilty, I wanted to repent! I shouldn't have sold it so cheaply, at least ten times higher! It's all my fault...... It's all because my imagination is too lacking, so I insulted the chic ......
"It's a pity that the time is too short, otherwise we can sell a few more copies......" he muttered to himself.
But on second thought, if it weren't for the tight time, it is estimated that those broken pairs would not have sold so well. The so-called everything has two sides, and now that they have been earned, then be content, and you can't be too greedy......
"That's not right! It's absolutely impossible! ”
was secretly cooling, and suddenly heard someone shouting again, Bai He hurriedly turned his head to look, and found that the person who spoke was the demon boy, and then said with a blue face: "This matter is absolutely impossible!" There is absolutely no way that so many people can match it! ”
He suddenly rushed over, and without asking for a reason, he pointed at Bai He and scolded: "It's you!" You must have done it! I saw you sneakily loitering around them just now, you must have told them about the next link! ”