Chapter 150: The renovated Lan Kwai Fong
"Virtuous nephew, you can be counted as coming, if you come later, there will be no excitement to see," Father Lan had been waiting for a long time, and when he saw Bai He coming, he hurriedly greeted him, and said with a smile.
"It's a little bit of a delay, it's a little late." Bai He smiled and asked again: "Lan Shu Huang, how is the situation, is it going well?" β
"Hehe, you saw it too." Father Lan grinned, very pleased.
"Hmm." Bai He nodded, and in front of him, it was simply too smooth.
"The director makes adults, and the small ones also need red envelopes." Lan Qingming licked his face and stretched out his paws, and Bai He scolded with a smile: "Roll the calf!" You're also a young owner, so you're embarrassed to ask me for a red envelope? β
"It's just a matter of please, who made you the director......" Lan Qingming laughed, but was kicked by Bai He. The two frolicked a few times, and the little Lori, who was obviously in a good mood, secretly stuffed Lan Qingming with a big one, which made this girl smile from ear to ear.
Looking at the grand scene in front of him, Bai He suddenly felt a little inexplicable. I want to be a human being in my own two lives, and in my previous life, I was a poor dick who ate and waited for death, and I worked a starving job, and now I have crossed over, and I finally have my own business, and it's still state-owned, so I really feel like I'm dreaming.
In the midst of the noise, the time went to nine o'clock in the morning, that is, the hour. Father Lan looked at the sky and said, "The hour is almost up, nephew." β
"Hmm." Shirakawa nodded.
At this time, the lion dance on the stage has also come to an end, and it is at the last moment of the "green picking" link. Suddenly, a gong sounded, the drum beat stopped suddenly, and the two lion dancers jumped high at the same time, and then opened their mouths to bite.
"Bang!"
The big red colored ball hanging on the rod suddenly exploded, and the red paper flew all over the sky. Immediately followed by two drum beats of "dong dong", the two lion dancers fell to the ground in a majestic posture, drawing a perfect end.
Father Lan made a gesture of invitation to Bai He, Bai He nodded, and walked up to the stage, pressing his hands weakly. As soon as the people saw the end of the lion dance, they knew what was going on, and they immediately fell silent.
"Fellow villagers, relatives and friends!" Bai He shouted loudly, "Thank you for your face and coming to the opening ceremony of the shop." Then he stopped.
And then......
Audience: "......"
Daddy Lan and others: "......"
There should be applause here, but Bai He's unique opening remarks are still too trendy in this era, which makes people a little confused: Why did this Bai Gongzi stop after just saying one sentence? Thereupon......
In the cold field......
In the cold field......
In the cold field......
Baihe "......" He glanced down, only to see that everyone was looking at me with a bewildered face, and the cold sweat came down at that time, and the thief was so embarrassed!
But fortunately, his skin is not ordinarily thick, and he coughed dryly at the moment, and then continued casually: "Guest, good start, good career." Now, with great excitement and joy, I would like to announce to you: under the wise leadership of the Holy Queen, with the help of friends from all walks of life in Jinling, and with the joint efforts of all colleagues in the Lan and Lin families, my Dazhou Distillery has officially opened! - Applause! β
Bang Bang Bang ......
The applause was sparse, like swatting a mosquitoβhe did it himself.
Father Lan: "Qingming, what is the virtuous nephew talking about?" β
Lan Qingming: "I don't know, maybe it's a book from heaven......
Audience: "......"
Bai He broke out in a cold sweat again, and couldn't help but slander, because Lao Tzu memorized the speech last night, and he almost couldn't get out of bed in the morning, such a straightforward language, you actually reacted like this? It's too face-saving, isn't it?! However, he is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he has already made two preparations, and with a dry cough again, the painting style suddenly changed.
"Wine is the face of Mink Chan and the virtue of Zhang Fei. Wine is the ladder to Yaochi and the ultimatum to heaven. Wine is the pride of sharpening swords at night, and the courage of men and women to elope. In the past, Meng De sang about wine, and now there is Taibai raising a glass to invite the moon, a spring and autumn world, half sober and half drunk......"
"Well said!"
The people under the stage finally understood, cheered like thunder, and gave a thumbs up and praised: "It is said that Mr. Bai is talented, this long and short sentence, like a pun, is not a pun, it is really exquisite, a precedent for a generation!" β
"Original...... The opening speech of this era is popular with this kind of semi-ancient prose. Bai He suddenly understood, and his confidence increased a little. So he went on to recite: "If a man doesn't like wine, he will be a little less unbridled and heroic." If the daughter drinks occasionally, it adds a bit of seductiveness, delicate and charming. Wine is the pride of men, the love of women, the romance of chanting under the moon, the serenity of my old drinking, and many good stories in ancient and modern times, all of which are drunk. β
"There is a saying: three cups lead to the avenue, and one bucket is natural, but the wine is interesting, and it is inexplicably autobiography. The two immortals of Taibai poetry and wine are unprecedented. The east slope is a statue of the river and the moon, and it is romantic through the ages. Zhennai: Wine poems have not been separated since ancient times, and the music is free to drink the cliff, and the pride is full of pride, and the whole thing in the cup is elegant ......"
"Good! You can say that again! The closer they get to classical Chinese, the more the "natives" of this era can understand, especially the last paragraph of the two poems that invisibly pretends to force them, which makes them almost smash their palms and their voices are really hoarse.
A few talented people whispered: "Poetry is good poetry, and wine is also good wine, but ...... Who is this Dongpo? β
The other shook his head and replied, "I don't know, it may be a friend of Mr. Bai's writers, right?" Mr. Bai has a wide range of friends, and it is not surprising that we have never heard of his friends......"
"Don't talk about it yet, Mr. Bai's speech is exquisite, hurry up and help write it down! Maybe it's going to lead the way in the future......"
"Inherit the blessing of heaven, thank you for the grace of the king!"
On stage, Bai He memorized another paragraph, and finally finished reciting it until his throat was smoking. At this time, he was making the final summary of the opening speech: "By the grace of the Holy Queen, I was allowed to establish the Dazhou Distillery, and I was appointed as Baihe, and I was appointed as the director of the position, and the official worshiped the seven products. Now that it is open, I sincerely ask all the villagers to witness it on their behalf! Long live the Holy Queen, long live, long live! β
"Long live the Holy Queen, long live, long live!" The audience chanted in unison and fell to their knees.
Then, Bai He jumped off the stage and walked under the plaque in Lan Kwai Fong, grabbed a red thread that hung down and pulled it hard.
The red silk fell, and the signboard was unveiled.
Bang Bang Bang!
Suddenly, the sound of popping rods, gongs and drums, the lion dance resumed, and the sound of congratulations followed. At this point, the opening ceremony of Dazhou Distillery was finally officially completed. Next, it's Happy Hours.
The signboard is obviously new, but the words on it are still the three big golden characters of "Lan Kwai Fong". However, sharp-eyed people found that in the lower right corner of the three words "Lan Kwai Fong", there were two more smaller words: head office.
"The main store?" When people saw it, they all showed a smile: if there is a head office, there will naturally be a branch. Lan Kwai Fong has been based in Jinling for many years, but it has never opened a branch. Now that Mr. Bai is on the big tree, and there is a big killer weapon like liquor, he has finally opened a branch.
The door was not opened, but people saw that a new couplet had been added to both sides. The upper link is: persuade you to have a glass of wine. Downlink: Sell eternal sorrow with you.
Horizontal batch: drunk will not return.
"The upper link is wonderful, the lower link is also wonderful, and the horizontal batch is even better!" The crowd cheered and smiled.
Now everyone knows that Mr. Bai is talented, and many talented people in the crowd are still holding a collection of wine tasting poems in their hands. Not only suitable for the occasion, but also lofty artistic conception, it is simply suitable for Lan Kwai Fong.
And what's even better is that this couplet is impressively from the "Will Enter the Wine" written by Mr. Bai and Mr. Qinglian at the wine tasting conference that day.
Then, under people's attention, Bai He clapped his palms, and suddenly there was a "click" sound, and the big wooden door of Lan Kwai Fong slowly fell!
Yes, it fell, like a bridge over a moat. However, the moat is open outward, while Lan Kwai Fong's is inward, just embedded in the indoor floor, connected as a whole, and there is no abruptness at all.
"Wow!" People were all amazed, a whole door was no less than two or three hundred pounds, and it was handled so skillfully, the name of Sailuban was really good!
The question is...... This gate is so heavy, how should it be closed? Someone asked this question, and Bai He just smiled mysteriously: "If Your Excellency wants to know the answer, why don't you get drunk until you close tonight?" β
"Hahaha, good idea, good idea!"
With laughter, Shirakawa ushered the people into the store, who were both the audience and the first customers.
As soon as they entered the door, everyone suddenly let out a "huh". All I saw was a long bar in the shape of a "one" next to the stairs facing the door, but other than that, there was nothing.
It's a huge floor, and in addition to the bar, there is not even one more bench that is clean and slippery.
"Bai Gongzi, what are you ......" People were stunned for a moment, and said secretly: Could it be that it opened before it had time to complete the rectification?
"Don't worry, look!" Bai He laughed and clapped his palms again.
Ah Fu, who had been waiting behind the bar for a long time, immediately pressed the mechanism, only to hear a soft sound of "click", followed by the sound of "Kara Kara Kara", and on the ground in front of the bar, a platform several meters long slowly rose, just forming a "T" shape with the bar. In addition, furniture such as tables and chairs have also emerged from the ground.
Lan Kwai Fong is still the same Lan Kwai Fong, the original duplex structure remains unchanged, but on the first floor, the layout of the common restaurant in Da Zhou has completely changed and has become a ......
Bar.
That's right, it's a bar, or the kind of bar with a T-catwalk where you can dance a spicy dance. On the first floor, there are bars, wine cabinets, private seats, round tables, high stools, sofas, etc. Ah Fu was wearing a bartender suit and standing behind the bar with a rag in his hand, quite presentable.
Of course, due to Xiao Qi's strong opposition, pole dancing is definitely gone. However, there was a mechanism on the catwalk, which could raise another seat, almost as high as the second floor.
What is this son for?
Storytelling.
Thinking about the scene in Xing Ye's Lu Ding Ji, when Wei Xiaobao first appeared on the stage, you can naturally understand what kind of scene it is.