The peerless master should be proud of everything, because it is difficult to meet the opponent, so he must be lonely, and he must not be smiling, with a Ling Ran look, it is best to walk around with some breeze crossing, you can lift the corners of your clothes, then it is even more perfect. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Arrogant, majestic!

This is Yuan Yun's understanding of that kind of martial arts master, and he thinks it is true.

But when Yuan Yun saw the Humpty Dumpty man in front of him, all the laws of the martial arts master were ruthlessly destroyed, and they were so broken that there was not even scum left.

Tong Yuan's chubby face only had a few wrinkles, definitely not as many as Zheng Xuan's, although he was also close to eighty years old, but how could he look like he was only forty years old.

As for his dress in coarse linen clothes, it is even more surprising, if you meet this kind of person on the street, you will only think that the other party is either a porter or an idler, in short, you will never understand the other party as a martial arts master.

Tong Yuan glanced at Yuan Yun with slanted eyes, and immediately became angry at a glance, because he was relatively short, so he almost jumped up and slapped the back of Yuan Yun's head fiercely, and then said angrily: "The rumors in the world are really nonsense, just this weak boy can kill Lao Tzu's eldest disciple Zhang Xiu?" ”

Yuan Yun is overjoyed, it's best if you don't believe it, so as not to make trouble if you treat Lao Tzu as an enemy.

Zheng Xuan arched his hand and said, "This is the case, does Lao Tong think that I, Zheng Xuan, will lie?" ”

After speaking, Zheng Xuan didn't wait for Tong Yuan to answer, he already pointed to the tea shed in his yard and said with a smile: "Why don't you go in first and talk, what are you doing at the door?" ”

Tong Yuan took off the hat on his head, and then handed it to Yuan Yun who was waiting beside him, and then snorted angrily, and then followed Zheng Xuan into the courtyard, Hua Tuo had already cooked tea in the tea shed, and when he saw the visitor, he only gave a shallow salute.

When the three old men sat down, Yuan Yun walked behind Zheng Xuan, now is the time for him to serve as a subordinate, as for his identity as a bullshit marquis, it is worthless in front of these three old men, no matter who it is here, it is a big man who shakes the world, so Yuan Yun's mentality is very positive, without a trace of unhappiness.

Tong Yuan took the tea handed over by Hua Tuo, and after tasting it, he smiled and said: "I haven't seen Hua Tuo for ten years last time, and now you are also an old man, why do you seem older than Lao Tzu?" There's nothing rejuvenating in your medical skills? ”

Hua Tuo smiled, but his face looked very respectful, as far as he was concerned, Tong Yuan was indeed an elder, he was more than twenty years older than him, don't look at his childish face, he should be almost eighty years old now.

Zheng Xuan listened to Tong Yuan's words, and said impatiently: "Don't rely on the old and sell the old here, Hua Tuo is also in his fifties now, you are a little bite, do you have some etiquette?" ”

Tong Yuan pursed his lips, moved to the side very unhappily, and moved away from Zheng Xuan with a disgusted expression, and then continued: "Last night, the old man returned to the fourth girl at night, his face did not change and his heart did not beat, what does it mean to rely on the old and sell the old?" Last night's little ladies all called Lao Tzu her brother, and if you look at Lao Tzu's appearance, at most forty, it's not like the two of you, with folds on your face, you look ugly. ”

The corners of Yuan Yun's mouth twitched, this Tong Yuan not only does not have the slightest demeanor of a grandmaster, he is just like a scoundrel in the market, he is so old, he is still an old man, and he does not hide his words at all, last night the four royal girls all took it out and blew, I really don't know what kind of character he is?

Zheng Xuan waved his hand impatiently and said: "Don't talk about those boring things, a good elegant environment, give you three points of vulgarity immediately when you make a fuss, that's why you say that you are a fighter, and you can't change it when you are old." ”

Tong Yuan laughed and said, "The name of the Fighting Man is smooth, and Lao Tzu likes to be called that by others." ”

After speaking, Tong Yuan put the teacup aside, then raised his nose and sniffed it, and immediately said with great joy: "Did you two old things hide good wine?" The smell is leaking out, it smells really good, come on, don't pretend, take it out and enjoy it. ”

After speaking, he glanced at the tea set on the table again, and then pointed at Yuan Yun impatiently: "You kid come over and collect these Laoshzi's things, a few of us want to drink, it's better to get some snacks." ”

Yuan Yun sighed secretly, honestly stepped forward to clean up, and then ordered a few maids to bring the hooves that had just been made, and the osmanthus brewed also opened three jars in a row.

Tong Yuan ignored the hooves, but he had a soft spot for osmanthus brewing, and he dried up half of the jar, and then shouted for pleasure, and then said to Zheng Xuan with foaming at the mouth: "Good wine, good wine, there is even the aroma of osmanthus in the taste, but the degree is lower, don't they all say that Xu Du has a famous Yunji spirit, it should be brewed by this kid's family, why don't you take it out to entertain guests?" ”

After speaking, he didn't pay attention to people, grabbed a hoof and gnawed it up, and after a bite, Tong Yuan's eyes lit up, and he immediately put down the wine jar that he was still holding in his left hand, and then grabbed two hooves with both hands at the same time, and ate one bite on the left and one bite on the right.

After a long time, the two hooves were under the stomach, and Tong Yuan exhaled and said: "This thing is not bad, it is a perfect match for wine, you two will enjoy it, and said to Lao Tzu, how did this thing come out?" ”

Zheng Xuan's face seemed to be full of pride, as if he had made this hoof.

Pointing at Yuan Yun, Zheng Xuan said: "The wine is made by this kid, and this hoof is also made by this kid, Lao Tong knows how powerful it is now, right?" ”

Tong Yuan laughed and said, "Yes, yes, he is indeed a good cook, but he just said that he killed Zhang Xiu, but Lao Tzu still doesn't believe it." ”

Tong Yuan paused when he said this, then wiped his hands and mouth with his sleeve, stood up in an instant, approached Yuan Yun's side in a few steps, and then looked at it carefully, and then continued: "The body skeleton is not bad, but unfortunately I missed the good years of practicing martial arts, even if I practice again, it is a second-rate goods, even if Lao Tzu comes to teach him personally, at most he has half of Zhang Xiu's skills, so it is impossible for him to defeat Zhang Xiu." ”

Zheng Xuan laughed and said, "What if you match this kid with a peerless divine weapon?" ”

Tong Yuan laughed and said: "The peerless divine soldier must also be able to use it, even if it is for this kid to do Mo Xie, he is still a second-rate person, and he still can't make a move under Lao Tzu." ”

Zheng Xuan snorted and said, "Don't talk about yourself very badly, now the outside world is changing with each passing day, you old thing hides in the mountains all year round and knows a fart." ”

Tong Yuan's fat face trembled, and he said in a very unhappy voice: "You go find a good weapon, the old man fights him empty-handed, and promises that the move is over, if you don't believe it, let's try it now." ”

When Tong Yuan spoke, he repeatedly patted Yuan Yun's shoulder with his hand, almost not patting Yuan Yun on the ground.

Yuan Yun found that although this Tong Yuan was patting his shoulder, but the place where the force fell was slightly different every time, it seemed that this old boy was also a thief in his heart, and he was said so solemnly by Zheng Xuan, so he had doubts in his heart, and took the opportunity to pat himself to measure his strength again, which confirmed the judgment made.

Zheng Xuan blew his beard at this time, and said unhappily: "Even if you are a young descendant, it is also the marquis of the dynasty, how can you use a knife and a gun with you, if you really want to bet with the old man, there is a way to compare, but I don't know if you dare?" ”

Tong Yuan saw that Zheng Xuan seemed to be a little retreating, and immediately came to the nature, and laughed: "As long as it is a martial arts, it can be compared to anything, and Lao Tzu still doesn't believe that he will lose to this kid." ”

Zheng Xuan took a heavy sip and said: "I told you old boy, now the outside world is very different, you still think that personal uselessness can be of much use, let this Yuan boy compare with you today, if you lose, don't mention your eldest disciple Zhang Xiu in the future, and it is better to be unborn." ”

Tong Yuan was also angry, and said with raised eyebrows: "It is said that Lao Tzu's eldest disciple Zhang Xiu cannot be folded in the hands of this kid, if this is the case, then Zhang Xiu is stupid, such a kid can kill him, that is deserved, Lao Tzu should not have such a disciple." ”

Zheng Xuan saw that he was playing tricks, and immediately answered: "You really dare to bet with the old man, don't lose and deny it." ”

Tong Yuan snorted heavily, then patted his belly full of fat and said, "Will Lao Tzu be the one who loses and doesn't recognize it?" If you draw the line, Lao Tzu will give you all the answers. ”

Zheng Xuan nodded with satisfaction, and then ordered someone to bring a set of armor, only to see that the armor was dark all over, but it was very thin and light, and there was no sense of heaviness of armor in this era.

Yuan Yun was stunned, this set of black armor was the one he didn't use, because his figure had grown very quickly in the past two years, so this earliest set of black armor was hidden in the snow at home, and he didn't want to be turned over by Zheng Xuan.

When Yuan Yun saw this, he probably guessed something in his heart, these three old men are very old, but they are all like children, they always don't deal with each other, either bickering or fighting.

Tong Yuan has been successfully provoked, Zheng Xuanyan can let him go, this must be a game that has been set up a long time ago, it seems that this respected old man Zheng Xuan is not easy to calculate people.

When the armor was fixed by the subordinates, Zheng Xuan touched his beard and said, "Take out your iron spear and see if you have the ability to penetrate this armor." ”

Tong Yuan has been carefully observing the armor for a long time at this moment, only to feel that this armor is not heavy at all, and the armor is also very thin, it is impossible to wear through, although he is very suspicious in his heart, but in the end he still firmly believes that he is not mistaken, so the fat hand stretched out, took off the three gun bodies from the back, and took out the gun head from his waist casually, and in an instant, he had a complete combination of spears in his hand.

Tong Yuan came to the side of the black martial armor, and he didn't see any movement from him, the spear seemed to come to life by itself, and instantly burst out from between his fingers and slammed into the black martial armor.

The spear head only penetrated more than half of it, and was finally intercepted by the chain armor in this old-fashioned black armor, so that the entire force could only reach here.

Tong Yuan took a breath and hurriedly took a few steps closer to look at his gun, he really couldn't believe that such a thin set of armor could actually block his attack, and the spear head did not pass through, and it was replaced with ordinary armor, which could make the entire spear penetrate in one click.

Zheng Xuan was very satisfied with the osmanthus stuffed there, and the hoof meat in the chopsticks did not fall, and he sent it to his mouth one by one, and the whole person was full of energy.

Tong Yuan frowned, and said angrily: "Who knows where you got this immortal material, and you actually created such a strong set of armor, Lao Tzu was cheated by you Zheng Xuan, but even if Lao Tzu can't penetrate this set of armor, is this kid okay?" ”

Zheng Xuan actually nodded, and then smiled: "He's really good." ”