"I want to complain, I want to complain......"

When did the eerie Senluo Hall ever be so noisy, Yan Jun of the ten halls in the hall was sitting with a sad face, and the judge Cui under the hall, the bull head and horse face moved the chair to dust, and served tea and water, looking afraid of offending the comer, no, it should be the posture of "coming to the soul". Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Don't come to this, I shouldn't tell you anything this time, I want to complain, I want to go to Heaven to sue you......"

Judge Cui Jue used to shouting at the wandering soul in the past, but today he changed his normal state and humbly persuaded him: "The son is angry, the son is angry, it's all under the bottom, it's all under the bottom!" ”

"Isn't yours? Isn't yours just able to ignore people's lives, you can do whatever you want, and there are kings and laws, and there are heavenly rules? Don't think that Lao Tzu didn't see what was written in the book of life and death, Lao Tzu who was clearly written in the book of life and death could live to be 80 years old, you actually ...... Actually...... Whining...... Give back my lost longevity, and return my lost youth! ”

The king of Yama, one of the ten halls of Yama, really can't stand it, and the Senluo Hall is also a sacred hall, and if it goes down like this, what is the difference between it and the vegetable market.

"That's it, that's it, since Childe is not satisfied with the previous eight rebirths, then please tell me for yourself, what do you want?"

As soon as he heard that he still had a choice, the "Coming Soul" immediately stopped crying and immediately said, "First of all, it is your responsibility to mistakenly take me to hell!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, our fault!"

"Secondly, my body in the yang world has rotted, and I can't turn back, thinking that my handsome and dashing, Yushu Lingfeng body was destroyed by your hands like this, and thinking that I was persecuted by you before I was 20 years old, I would like to mention a little rebirth opinion, this, not too much!"

"Yes, yes, excessively, no, not excessively, absolutely not excessively!"

"But, but look at it, what kind of rebirth object you have found for Lao Tzu, it is not a dying old man, or a congenitally disabled person with physical defects, or a middle-aged wanderer who is destitute and sick, and the most infuriating thing is that the eighth reincarnation was actually hit and killed by a big truck as soon as he opened his eyes, you ask yourself, I don't complain about you, who else do I complain!"

"Don't, don't, if you have something to say, once you are born and twice cooked, son, you have been here eight times, we are also old acquaintances, aren't you, you are angry...... Xiao Cui, can you still do something, let you pick a good one for your son, why are you so unenlightened, can you still do things, can't you do it early, get the calf out of nowhere......"

King Yama's rebuke instantly played a role, and the judge Cui Jue was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, kowtowed incessantly, and begged Yama Jun to punish him for his dereliction of duty.

"Come on, come on, I won't delve into you, who makes our lives miserable, so let's do it, you find me a similar deal to deal with, but I have two conditions, find me a far place, the farther the better, the housing price in big cities is too expensive, find a longer life, the longer the better, parentheses, it must be human! Don't deal with me like I did eight times ago, am I a good talker? ”

"Well, I'm sure you'll be happy this time...... Xiao Cui, don't knock on the ground, hurry up and bring the book of life and death to your son to read and choose! ”

Judge Cui Jue listened to the order, quickly got up from the ground, and then took out a thick booklet from his arms and handed it to the "Coming Soul" in front of him to browse.

Who knew that the "coming soul" pushed his hand forward, and said in a daze: "What do I see, you can discuss it, anyway, Lao Tzu is not suitable and will come back to you!" ”

Judge Cui Jue took back the book of life and death and thought: "Come on, this master can't be sent away, unless he picks the best one to give him rebirth, otherwise this matter will be over!" ”

Of course, Cui Jue couldn't do anything about this, so he had to look at King Yama pleadingly, and King Yama thought: "Don't look at me, you kid, this disaster was caused by your kid, we help you cover it up, it's already considered benevolent and righteous, why do you want to pull me into the water!" ”

The moment of tranquility made the atmosphere of the scene tense again, and the "Coming Soul" saw that they were still playing tricks with themselves, and thought: "If you don't fuck you to be real, you still won't agree to ...... Calves, ponies, how to go to heaven, lead the way with Lao Tzu! ”

"Mavericks?"

"Ponies?"

The bull head and the horse face are also regarded as the venerable ones in the underworld, when others have been so cheap, but the lord of the two of them even made their two leaders stunned, and they naturally held back a ball of anger, not only did not show a trace of annoyance, but even persuaded them with kind words on the side, please understand the "soul".

King Yama really couldn't, so he had to take the book of life and death from Cui Jue's hand and sit down on the throne in the hall again, and then the other nine Yama monarchs gathered around, as if discussing something.

"Well, this is good, Yangshou should have ended in Double Ten, and it is no longer suitable for Gongzi to be reborn as a body, and it is far enough, but this Yangshou after rebirth is set at eighty, and it is not a debt to Gongzi, what do you think?"

"Please also ask the king of Yama to make his own decision, and the nine of us will look forward to you!"

'A bunch of old loaches!' Although the king of Yama secretly cursed in his heart, although they agreed to the tenth hall of Yama, they still had to ask for the opinion of the person concerned, so he continued: "Childe, what do you think of this person? ”

"So-so!"

"How can it be so simple as so-so, Gongzi doesn't know, this person's life is too strong, if it weren't for the premature end of Yangshou, he would definitely be able to tear the soil and seal the territory in the future, with a group of wives and concubines, and a full house of children and grandchildren, he is really a rich and noble person!"

"Huh? Wait, what are you talking about this person? ”

"It's too strong!"

"That's not right!"

"Ripping the ground?"

"Next!"

"A group of wives and concubines!?"

"That's it!"

"Childe has decided? No repentance? ”

"Hurry up, it's so suitable and you still regret it? Nima, when I was a donkey's head...... Mavericks, ponies, hurry up and lead the way, Meng Po is about to get off work! ”

"Never regret it?"

"No-really-sorry, I said it!"

The words of "Come to the Soul" echoed in the Senluo Palace, and the King of Yama sat down on the throne with a butt, and let out a long breath, and this "King of Yama" finally sent away.

Out of the Senluo Palace, the "Coming Soul" doesn't know how excited he is, it seems that this reborn body is good and has nothing to say, saying that he "splits the soil and seals the territory", it seems that he will definitely be an official in the future, and he is also mixed well, at least he is a provincial leader.

The more important "group of wives and concubines" shows that he will definitely mix very well in the future, otherwise this "Golden House Zangjiao" is also something that ordinary people can enjoy, and it is a group, as the saying goes, three or five in a group, this calculation, how smooth his future is, it is really a person with a double harvest in officialdom and love, and the place of rebirth is far enough, as the so-called Tiangao Emperor is far away, although the government's anti-corruption efforts are so strong now, but who can control him, plus Yangshou is set at 80 years old, although it is not the longest, but it has also made do.

People are in good spirits when they are happy, and as soon as their spirit is strong, they will naturally walk faster.

"Two, you're only halfway away, you can't keep up, you can still work for the underworld in the future, hurry up, the front over this Beiyin Mountain is Huangquan Road, but the bridge is close at hand, work hard!"

"Childe, you have walked this way eight times, it stands to reason that you are more familiar than our brothers, it is better for you to go by yourself, Meng Po is not a human being!"

"How do you say this, as the saying goes, send the Buddha to the west, send the ghost to the Nai He Bridge, you are still young, how can you be negative about work, your future is limitless, maybe you can be a judge in the future, then be a Yanjun, and then ......"

"No, no, son, please be cautious, please be cautious, we will send, we will send you yet!"

The bull head and the horse face were frightened into a cold sweat, if these words were heard by their own leaders, it was estimated that they would go to eighteen layers of hell.

"Haha...... Look at the cowardice of the two of you, the prince and the prince will have a kind of Xiangning, is it possible that Laozi, the king of Hades, is one of the top ten yin divisions as soon as he is born, didn't I say that you ......"

In this way, with the nagging of the "coming soul" all the way and the careful service of the bull head and horse face on the way, the "Beiyin Mountain" that had to be 9981 difficult to pass over, and the long "Huangquan Road" is also considered to be at the end, and then go forward is the "Nai He Bridge", which is the so-called "Nai He Bridge on the Road, right and wrong do not cross the Lechuan River." There is no right or wrong in front of the Sansheng Stone, and the Wangxiang platform will meet Meng Po", this is what I am talking about.

At this time, I saw the "Nai He Bridge" across the misty Lechuan River, leading to the deep endless place, groups of ghosts in white robes, whimpering and drinking a bowl of "Meng Po Soup" that represents forgetting all kinds of previous lives and breaking off with their previous lives, and then embarked on their unpredictable road to the afterlife without being stained.

'What?' Meng Po Soup's gone? ”

Meng Po shrugged her shoulders innocently, spread her hands forward, and finally squeezed out a smile on her wrinkled face, and then said: "Last time, if Gongzi hadn't robbed another ghost's tea, I'm afraid that ghost wouldn't have fought with you!" ”

"Fool me off, huh...... Mavericks, ponies, go back, you won't do it anymore! ”

"Don't, don't, Childe, Childe......" Niu Tou and Ma Mian were suddenly anxious, you know, their current errand was ordered by the king of Yama, if they can't do it this time, it is difficult to guarantee that they will not be knifed.

"Mother Meng, you always have to think of a way, you can't joke with the lives of our brothers, please......"

Niu Tou and Ma Mian said sincerely, after Meng Po pleaded several times, for the sake of colleagues, she had to help, so she took out a red pill from her cuff and said: "This is the 'Forget Worry Pill' that the old body has just developed, and its effect is the same as 'Meng Po Soup', but it has not been officially ...... yet."

"What, take a broken pill to fool Lao Tzu, how do I know it's not a poison that harms people...... Okay, I know, this 'Meng Po soup' is not fully prepared, and you have eaten the kickback, right...... Uh, what are you doing, let me down, I have to talk about this today......"

But how could Niu Tou and Ma Mian agree again, I saw that the two of them directly passed through the Nai He Bridge with the "Coming Soul", and then grabbed him as if flying, and finally threw them directly into the golden "Six Paths of Reincarnation" magic circle.

"Stinky boy, go your way, haha......

"Ahh Oh no, the 'Forget the Worries' hasn't ...... yet Childe, come back quickly, Childe ......"