For sluts, Ye Xiaotian has always been intolerant, under normal circumstances, the sluts Ye Xiaotian meets, Ye Xiaotian generally will not let the other party live happily. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Ye Xiaotian, who has a poisonous tongue and a black belly, is still fully competent for the special skill of jumping and scolding the street.

Although he does not tolerate sluts, Ye Xiaotian seems to have been mastering sluts.

For example, because he was cheap, he was kicked by a girl with a mysterious identity! For example, he was arrested and put in prison by the county magistrate! Another example is that he was chased and killed by the underworld group in Chang'an City because of his cheapness! Another example is that because he was cheap, he was caught by Daoyue and forcibly accepted an apprentice! For example, because he was cheap, he was pestered with kebabs by the second senior brother in front of him every day......

In fact, Ye Xiaotian didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, but now that he thinks about it, it seems that he is indeed going farther and farther on the road of cheapness...... For a while, Ye Xiaotian also began to doubt his life, and he was so tired.

For such a person, the general academic definition should also be...... Sluts. However, this thing is like a fart, and people can especially tolerate themselves!

Whenever Ye Xiaotian regretted wanting to strangle himself, he always repeated this sentence over and over again in his mind, trying to make his life as pleasant as possible.

The tall and majestic Peeki has been out of control since he ate the mutton skewers grilled by Ye Xiaotian that day. Follow Ye Xiaotian every day, if it weren't for Ye Xiaotian's strong opposition, it is estimated that Peepji would be very willing to squeeze a quilt with Ye Xiaotian every night.

At this time, Ye Xiaotian pinched his nose and looked at the peeping in front of him and waved his hand, as disgusted as if he was looking at a fly.

"I said, you're not done yet. I've told you everything, are you still here? Seeing the peep Ji carrying a large piece of mutton and two jars of wine walking upside down, with a flattering smile on the face of the two-meter-tall burly and honest face, Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but feel cold.

Voyeur scratched his head in embarrassment, and didn't care, his two-meter body "duang" squatted in front of Ye Xiaotian at once, and the momentum was surging.

Ye Xiaotian raised his foot and kicked it lightly: "Roll on, you are blocking the little master from basking in the sun!" “

"I'm hungry......" At this moment, Peep Ji said in a weak voice like a child abandoned by his parents, and the begging color in his eyes was clearly revealed.

Ye Xiaotian stared at him and was speechless. You see, what kind of stuff is this, just eat one meal, and eat one meal. I'll just make you a meal, but you come to the door so shamelessly every day, and you put on such a spicy eye expression. You really don't know each other, okay, really when I'm your cook? After all, I'm not your monkey brother, let alone your Sha junior brother.

Ye Xiaotian turned over lazily, ignoring the cold in front of him, and continued to write and get up from afar.

"Brother, I've tried the method you taught me, but I can't make it taste like you do." Peeping Ji squatted quietly behind Ye Xiaotian, not in a hurry or annoyed, and said softly.

When Ye Xiaotian heard this, he immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on: "How many times have I told you, don't call me brother, Lao Tzu didn't jump out of a stone!" ”

Peeping Ji is thirteen years old, this is the most thrilling thing Ye Xiaotian has heard in his calm days. Can you imagine a strong man who is two meters tall and as strong as a cow, but he still puts on a cute look like a young man chasing you and calling you brother every day? Don't look at it directly, the picture is so beautiful!

Peeping Ji stared at Ye Xiaotian with an uncertain expression, in his young heart, maybe he didn't define his image much. I don't know how shameful it will be to be cute when my image is still cute!

Ye Xiaotian looked at the humanoid King Kong in front of him who was only stupid and not cute, and was very helpless: "You look like this, I'm really sorry for your Wei Chi family's unreasonable surname!" You Wei Chi's family is so spicy, wouldn't it be good to go to the West Market to catch a few people from the Western Regions and roast them, as for why do you come to me every day to eat and drink? ”

Hearing this, Peep Ji lowered his head: "I've tried it, but the taste of those monkeys is too far from yours, brother." There are a few Turkic barbarians in Dongshi who have good methods, but the smell is too great, and they are expensive to death. ”

Ye Xiaotian glanced at Ji with contempt: "If you don't do it well, beat him, there is a famous chef under the stick." ”

"You can't beat them, those barbarians are the servants of Uncle Cheng's family, and they don't dare to make a mistake in that barbecue shop. Even if it's not delicious, every time you have to pay a good amount, the young man in Chang'an City dares to go to that place to spread wild. ”

Listening to Peeping Ji talking about these short things in the parents, Ye Xiaotian's eyes slowly lit up: "You just said money?" ”

Voyeur obviously felt that his IQ was not enough, and the thinking of the senior brother in front of him was so jumping.

Ye Xiaotian doesn't care, at any time, he must capture the effective information of one thing or a sentence, as long as this information is related to whether he can make a windfall without shame, then it is valuable and contributes to human progress and social development!

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Ye Xiaotian was roasting the meat, and at the same time added to Peeji: "This Sanguan money is only today's expense, every time you eat Sanguan in the future, you have to add it if the amount is large." No credit! ”

Eating without raising his head, waving his hand casually, the nephew of the richest man in Chang'an said that everything that can be solved with money is actually not a thing!

Then looking at Ye Xiaotian, who was full of nouveau riche face, he suddenly felt that he was still too embarrassed. In fact, I can ask for more than three times every time. Tsk~ It's really too much to have so little.

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Ye Xiaotian has been in the temple for half a month, and for half a month, he has been living in the small courtyard next to the house for half a month. Daoyue only sent someone to bring him a set of snow-white monk's robes. He hadn't shown up at all, and he felt the need to go out and have a look.

Ye Xiaotian didn't think about Daoyue anymore, but such a weird atmosphere made him very insecure, he couldn't get the local trends in real time, and he always had a sense of fear that someone would secretly put a knife at any time.

Therefore, Ye Xiaotian came out, and he also felt that he seemed to be still an otaku, but he had changed from a modern otaku to an ancient otaku. Tsk, I spent half a month in this small courtyard unconsciously, and I didn't seem to be uncomfortable. And also part-time as a life mentor for Xiao Shami and a special chef for Peeky.

This mentor and cook wanted to be absent from work today, so at this moment, Ye Xiaotian wandered around all corners of the temple and was amazed.