Chapter 30: Miss Mercy's "Little Test"
At this time, he saw that Bai He had already gone upstairs, so he hurriedly chased after him, and asked in a low voice as he walked, "Old Bai, Old Bai...... Why did you say that? ”
Bai He was stunned: "What words?" ”
"It's the kind of thing that everyone shouldn't say......" Lan Qingming said curiously, "Actually, I think it's better for you to let everyone talk about it everywhere." Do you think, if all the people in Jinling know that you have received the gift of the Holy Queen, then who will dare to point to our brothers to scold the four beasts of Jinling in the future? Who dares to laugh at you for being the son-in-law of the Lin family? ”
When Bai He heard this, he suddenly stopped and scolded in a low voice: "You are stupid! Do you understand the big tricks? What if everyone knew that a group of people would come to me every now and then, saying that they wanted to pay homage to the miracles of the Holy Queen? You're blocking it for me? ”
"It seems to make sense...... Lan Qingming nodded, and asked again: "But didn't the people on the street today see that you received a divine thunder from the Holy Queen, even if you don't let these people talk about it tonight, it won't be hidden for long!" ”
"So, Xiaolan, you're still too young...... Bai He shook his head and sighed: "Even if countless people on the street saw that scene this morning, it was just a rumor, and after a few more times, it would really become fake." But tonight the gang is different, why? Because they're all big shots! No one dares to disbelieve what the big man said. In this way, the fake will become the real as well, you know? ”
"But paper can't keep the fire after all!"
By that time, the limelight on this matter had already passed. At that stage, whether it is true or fake, everyone has to believe that I Baihe is the one who has received the gift of the Holy Queen with a hairstyle, why? Because they didn't dare to confront the Holy Queen at all—so, who would dare to touch me except for the Holy Queen herself? Even if the Holy Queen really decreed that she wanted to arrest me, what would she be guilty of? Bully? No kidding, okay? Brother, my hairstyle was originally made by the Holy Queen, and I didn't tell a lie, where did I come from to deceive the king? ”
"I see!" Lan Qingming finally suddenly realized, and couldn't help but worship on the spot, "I didn't expect that there are so many doorways hidden in a small thing...... So, Lao Bai, you're right, you readers' hearts are so dirty! ”
My day! Does this boy praise me or hurt me? Bai He's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted. Shaking his head, he simply ignored the goods, otherwise he would have to get sick sooner or later, so he walked quickly to the second floor.
When I went up to the second floor, I was suddenly refreshed.
Compared to the first floor, the second floor is much smaller. If the first floor is the 21st century Di bar, then the second floor is obviously a clean bar, and it is a classical clean bar with more than one level of decoration style.
Seeing the mahogany pillars, the beige floor, the light green box, the emerald green bead curtain, everything, the force was more than a step higher than the Qing bar he had been to in the previous life, and Bai He sighed "wow" on the spot.
There are rows of windows on the wall that are not much smaller than the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the view is very open.
Outside the window is a fence with fluttering flags. At this time, the moonlight is bright, and looking out of the window, you can just see the Qinhuai River flowing quietly under the moonlight, and the endless crowds of people coming and going by the river.
The water reflects the shadow of the moon, and the lights render pedestrians, which has a sense of tranquility.
It's a pity that there is no big TV and no World Cup in this era, otherwise it would be more enjoyable to watch football in this place! There is a girl sitting on her lap, holding a bottle in her hand, pulling a calf in her mouth, and shouting when she scores a goal! Then the excited ghost screamed for a while, and then threw the bottle away and threw it into the Qinhuai River to make a drifting bottle, hahaha...... How cool is that!
After a sneak look, Bai He came back to his senses and began to look at the crowd in front of him.
At this time, the young ladies who accompanied the wine on the second floor had already retired, and were replaced by a group of well-behaved and well-trained maids who walked back and forth, and the scene was very lively, and I don't know which big family the mother Sang borrowed from.
In addition, there are hundreds of guests, who are now sitting in two piles.
The pile on the left is a pile of familiar faces, and the clothes are generally bright, and they are all gods who have paid a lot of money to buy places! And the pile on the right, Bai He has never seen it, the clothes are relatively ordinary, all wearing square scarves, looking very cultured, it should be the so-called "cold scholars" in Yao Gongzi's mouth.
"Yo, the big guy is waiting? Haha, eat and drink well! Bai He raised his hand to say hello very familiarly, then found a place to sit down, opened a jar of wine and drank it with his head up.
As soon as they saw him appear, the group of gods on the left all glanced at him with some horror, and then turned their heads in unison and didn't dare to take another look, for fear that Bai He would find out the disdain in his eyes.
Although this "Bai Gongzi of the Lin family" has the grace of the Holy Queen, he is still a second stunned person, and he is still a second stunned person who eats soft rice, how much do you want us to respect him?
- Yes, can't you hide if you can't be provoked, I'll have to do it if I don't look at you?
As for the group of talented people on the right, the reaction is a bit strange.
Suddenly, they fell silent, and their eyes swept towards Bai He, as if they could cut a few pieces of flesh from him with a few more glances.
It is said that if enough eyes are focused on one point, the object can also heat up and burn, which is called see-killing. Now these dozens of talented people are using the "watch and kill" move against Baihe - I can't afford to provoke you, I will stare you to death!
But it's a pity that these little people are obviously not enough, Bai He was stared at by them for a long time, still enjoying himself drinking wine, humming a little song, I don't know how happy he is.
On the contrary, Lan Qingming beside him felt a little hot on his face, and he didn't know if he had drunk too much or was stared at by others.
"Old White ......"
After half a ring, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said without words: "When did you say Miss Pixing will come out?" ”
"Don't worry, celebrities, oh, I mean celebrities...... Celebrities, you have to have some mystery to look like a celebrity, how can it be so easy to see? ”
Bai He swallowed a sip of wine, and the old god was saying, "Didn't that mother Sang say...... So what...... She said that Miss Lianxing traveled the world in order to exchange knowledge with the world's talents. According to this urine, I guess there will be some quiz to test everyone's level or something, so that it looks compelling...... Yo, look, it's coming! ”
Lan Qingming looked up, and sure enough, he saw someone coming, still from upstairs.
I saw that the man was holding a paper fan, dressed in white, his face was a little fat, and the two beards under his nose were slender and long, like eyebrows, but on the other hand, his eyebrows looked like a beard, which seemed to make sense - it was Miss Pixing's personal guard, Jingyang, a master of "four beards".
This master brother was still guarding the stairs as a door god just now, but now for some reason, he actually ran down from the upstairs, it seems that the master is the master, and even the way to go upstairs is different from ordinary people.
Behind the master, there were three maids, each holding a brocade box in their hands, and they didn't know what it contained.
As soon as the hundreds of people saw this big master appear, they immediately became excited, thinking that the masters had all appeared, would the mercy star be far away? Thinking that he was one step closer to Miss Pixing, they gathered around one after another, wanting to ask what was going on.
As a result, before they could start to speak, the big master Jing Yang spoke in advance: "Everyone has been waiting for a long time! ”
This young version of "Lu Xiaofeng" is not as cold and melancholy as his junior brother, he speaks and smiles, and the volume is not very high, but everyone can hear it, and said with a smile: "I know everyone's mood below, and I am very anxious to see Miss Pixing, so I won't talk nonsense in Xia, let's go straight to the point." Look, everybody—"
As soon as he said that, the three maids stepped forward in turn, opened the brocade box in their hands, took out a pair of scrolls from it, and hung it on the pillar, and it was three couplets—three pairs of couplets, to be exact.
The master brother's straightforward style is the most popular, everyone laughed, and for a while they didn't care about continuing to "watch and kill" Baihe, a slut, and they all stepped forward happily to see what the couplet was.
As a result, half of the people on the spot were about to cry blind. The other half of the people laughed and said nothing, looking confident.
Among the three couplets posed by the master brother, the first couplet is relatively simple, with only four words: overlapping mountains and greens, and green mountains stacking and stacking.
After reading this couplet, the crying blind half opened their eyes, and then began to meditate on their frowns. The other half just glanced at it, continued to laugh and say nothing, and then looked at the second couplet.
The second couplet is a little longer, and there are eleven words: water and land continent, the continent stops the boat, and the boat travels on the continent. The half-smiling man looked at it, "Hmm...... Let's take a look at the third couplet first. ”
The third couplet is neither long nor short, and there are seven words written on it: lonely and cold window empty widow.
However, when they saw this couplet, the half of the people who laughed but did not say anything suddenly became silent but not smiling, and they all had bitter faces, and began to talk to each other, and then, like the crying and blind half, frowned and began to meditate.
"Ladies and gentlemen, you must be clear about the rules, so I won't go into too much detail below."
At this time, the master brother spoke again, he pointed to the three upper couplets, and said concisely: "This triptych is from the hand of Miss Pixing, all of you here, if you can match two of them, please go up to the third floor." In order to prevent someone from cheating, you only need to write it on a piece of paper and hand it over to you. Limited to one stick of incense, start the timer immediately. ”
As he spoke, he waved his hand again, and then the old god sat there as the chief examiner.
The maid behind him took out an incense burner and put it on the table as if he were juggling, and there was also a maid who brought the four treasures of the study room, such as pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, for everyone to answer.
The incense is lit, and Miss Lianxing's "little test" officially begins!