(Ask for collection and recommendation)

The He family stands alone at the east exit of the alley, there are roads in front and back, left and right, and the courtyard wall is higher than that of ordinary people, but it is very dilapidated, and some people stomp their feet on the road, and the wall will shake three times.

Hu Guida went to inquire again and confirmed that this was He Wanjia in Baoqing Hutong.

The two brothers stood outside the door, looked up, and saw a plaque hanging on the lintel, and the words on it were faintly visible, which was the words "Millions of Soldiers".

It seems that He Million is the kind of liar that the "Captain of the Absolute Son" often arrests, but the deception is relatively small, not to the point of killing for money, so he did not enter the eyes of the Zhao family's righteous son.

"Is Mrs. Zhang mistaken? Or...... Brother Sanliu heard it wrong? ”

Of course, Hu Guiyang couldn't hear it wrong, but he also felt that something was wrong, "Go in and ask." ”

"Wait." Hu Guida stretched out his hand and grabbed the third and sixth brothers, "Just knock on the door and go in?" Then he asked, 'Did your daughter dream of me?' Why are you dreaming of me? Was it instructed by someone? ’”

"Of course not, I'll go in and tell my fortune and act when I see the opportunity." Hu Guiyang changed his mind, "No, since you said that you dreamed of me, you may already know what I look like, Brother Sanjiu, you go." ”

"Me? Well, if you don't ask anything, or if this is an ordinary family, the so-called dream that you are all nonsense made up by Mrs. Zhang, Brother Sanliu, you won't be cranky anymore, right? ”

"I'll talk about it after asking." In fact, no matter what answer Brother Sanjiu gets, Hu Guiyang's doubts in his heart will only increase, not decrease.

Hu Guida dressed up his clothes, pretending to be a plainclothes official in front of the old man who sold cakes, and he had to show the momentum of a rich man here at the fortune teller.

Hu Guida was about to take a step when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Stop!" Stop for Lao Tzu! ”

The two brothers turned their heads to look, only to see a few people running from the west side of the alley, in front of them were three men, dressed tightly, like martial artists or dart players, but they were sweating profusely, their clothes were soaked, their steps were heavy, and they fell step by step, completely giving up their lives to escape.

Behind the three men, a voice was shouting, "Stop, if you have the ability to fight again, do you want to bully me for sprinting my legs slowly?" Even if I run around the capital, I will catch you today......"

This voice is a male duck's voice, I can't hear my age, and there are a lot of dirty words in his mouth, and he is full of energy, but it is a bit like a beggar singing lotus flowers on the street.

Pedestrians in the alley avoided one after another, and Hu Guiyang and Hu Guida also retreated.

The children on the street shouted and cheered: "He Wu madman, run, work harder, you will catch up soon." ”

Several old neighbors persuaded the pursuers behind, "Little Fifth Brother, okay, bear with the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky, spare them once." ”

The little fifth brother scolded and scolded, and he didn't listen to anyone's advice.

Three men came running, not much faster than a big walk, their mouths open to gasp, their faces flushed, apparently having exhausted their strength, but they had to run again.

Hu Guiyang and Hu Guida tilted their bodies slightly, and finally saw the pursuers behind them, just more than ten steps away, a small man less than five feet tall, was limping forward, looking only sixteen or seventeen years old, but his voice looked like a middle-aged man in his thirties.

This is the son of the He family, He Wu is crazy, he looks quite fair, but not only is one foot low and one foot high, but his eyes are also big and small, short and lean, not like a person who can fight at all.

Hu Gui laughed out loud and whispered, "Third and sixth brother, look, this is your future brother-in-law." ”

"Unless he's willing to be a demon fox."

While the two were talking, the three chased people had already run through the gate of He's house, and He Wu's madman was at his own mouth, still scolding in his mouth.

Suddenly, no one noticed what was going on, a rope flew out of the gate of He's house, almost more than a snake spit, and the end was just wrapped around one of He Wu's lunatics' legs, and then even the rope was withdrawn, He Wu's madmen were screaming and howling, and they had no power to resist, and they were quickly dragged into the house, and the door was immediately closed.

Hu Guiyang and Hu Guida were dumbfounded, the neighbors on the left and right laughed, and the three escapees turned around and found that the pursuers were gone, and at the same time sat on the ground, sticking out their tongues and panting like dogs.

"This kid...... This kid is really not human, he chased the whole ...... Two hours. ”

"Fortunately, someone pointed me out, saying that he was going to Baoqing Hutong. Excuse me, which fairy took the goblin away just now? ”

The neighbors laughed even louder, and someone asked, "How did you offend the five madmen?" ”

"Gambling money, this kid won't pay the debt."

"Cut, when I heard that you were lying, He Wu is a madman with no other advantages, but he is willing to gamble and lose, and never pays his debts, it must be that you have been found out of a thousand. You can really do it, three young men, you can't outrun a cripple. ”

"He chased after him so tightly that he thought he had thrown it off, but when he turned around, he saw that he was still behind." The three men laughed, helped each other to their feet, patted the dust on their butts, and prepared to leave.

The neighbor who had something good to do said, "Just left?" Why don't you thank the lifesaver? ”

The three looked at each other, and one of them asked, "Who is it that came to the rescue?" ”

"It's He Wu's crazy sister, known as the third sister of Tiesuo, in the whole capital, she can control this crazy brother, so people remind you to run in Baoqing Hutong."

"Let's go and say thank you, I heard that Third Sister He is in a hurry to get married, maybe she will fall in love with one of you." The speaker was gouged into the back of his head, covered his head and ran away.

The three of them took it seriously, tidied up their clothes again, raised their hands to wipe the sweat from their faces, and returned to the door of He's house together, clenched their fists and arched their hands, and one of them said, "We are ......"

Three small pebbles were thrown from the crack in the door, each hitting the knee of the three people, the three people hugged their knees and screamed, and the people around them laughed forward and backwards, and the three people knew that they had been fooled, and they blushed and limped out of the alley to the east.

The excitement was gone, the crowd gradually dispersed, Hu Guiyang and Hu Guida stood in place, looked at each other, all at a loss, and then turned around at the same time and walked towards the west of the alley.

The child and a few friends who had just replied stopped on the road and asked with a smile: "Aren't you looking for Third Sister He?" We're betting on who wins or loses. ”

Hu Gui laughed and shook his head, "It's wrong, this is not the He family we are looking for, definitely not." ”

Hu Guiyang also shook his head, and suddenly nodded again, "Yes or no, I only know when I see it, you wait for me here, and I will come when I go." ”

Hu Guida couldn't stop the third and sixth brothers, and he didn't want to follow in, so he had to stay outside, took out a few copper coins from his arms, shook them, and stuffed them back.

The children's eyes lit up.

"Tell me about the He family, and I'll buy you candy."

Five children with five mouths, you and I said a word, provoking the two adults in the distance to look this way, but they didn't come to meddle.

"Stop, you say first, what ability does the He family have to dare to write the words 'million male soldiers' on the plaque?"

"This is not the plaque of the He family, it is the plaque of the Luo family."

"Where did the Luo family come from?"

"Luo Hong, who used to live here."

"Luo Honghong?"

"Well, he is a storyteller, and he spits out as soon as he opens his mouth, so he is called Luo Honghong, but he can't call this name to his face, he will be angry......"

"Don't talk about this, I'll ask about this plaque."

"Oh, that's because someone praised Luo Flood in the Book of the Three Kingdoms well, and there seemed to be 'a million male soldiers' in his chest, and as soon as he was happy, he asked people to make this plaque."

"Why did the Luo family become the He family?"

"Because I lost the bet, it was last year, and He Tiezui's family moved here......"

"He Tiezui is the father of this family?"

"Yes, the iron mouth is very decisive, very famous. He went to the teahouse to listen to the book, and after listening to it, he gave Luo Honghong a fate, saying that he would inevitably become dumb within three days, Luo Honghong didn't believe it, and scolded He Tiezui for having a dirty mouth and not being able to speak, arguing back and forth, the two made a bet, the bet was this courtyard, and He Sanjie'er. ”

"Why is Tiezui gambling with his daughter?"

"Yes, but he won, in less than three days, Luo Honghong really became dumb, couldn't say a word, was scared half to death, handed over the house, and went to the south of the Yangtze River, saying that only after visiting the ninety-nine temples can he speak again."

After following his father-in-law to investigate the case for many years, Hu Guida was very familiar with these tricks, he laughed twice, knew who He Tiezui was, took out a copper coin, threw it to the child who spoke, and asked: "Tell me about He Wu's madman." ”

Another child rushed to say: "He is actually called He Wufeng, the phoenix of the phoenix, but he has a bad temper and loves to fight, and people can't beat him, so they call him the five madmen." He Tiezui said that his son should meet a noble man in his fate, and after he meets him, he can change his evil and return to the right. ”

"What about Third Sister He?"

"That's He Wu's crazy sister, she is a good person, she always buys us candy to eat, not just one copper."

"People are not big, but their hearts are not small." Hu Guida took out four copper coins and gave one to each child, "This Third Sister He has good kung fu, right?" ”

"Of course, He Wu is not afraid of anyone, not even his father, but he is afraid of his sister, because he can't beat him."

"Their sister and brother all learned martial arts from He Tiezui?"

"No, He Tiezui can tell fortunes, not martial arts. He said that the third sister and the five madmen met the immortals when they were young, and the third sister was respectful, stealing food from home and giving it to the immortals for a year, and finally received a full set of exercises. The martial madman only lasted for a few months, so he learned half of the exercises, and in this way, the immortal also felt that he had taught too much, and if he broke one of his legs, the martial madman became lame. ”

Hu Guida became more and more convinced, this is a charlatan, sneering in his heart, the He family is really bold, he actually deceived the children of the Zhao family, and when the family affairs are over, he wants to teach the family a lesson.

Hu Guida asked a few more words, and each child gave another copper coin, sent them away, stared at the gate of the He family, and waited for the third and sixth brothers to come out.

He didn't wait too long, and after the child walked away for a while, Hu Guiyang came out of He's house, still with that undeserved smile on his face.

"How?"

"Interesting."

"See the girl?"

"No, when I saw He Tiezui, he gave me a fate."

"How?"

"He counted that I had many brothers."

"Hey, it means he recognized who you were, and what else did he say?"

"He said that more than half of my brothers died within 10 days."

Hu Gui said angrily: "What an old liar, dare to speak like this, do you want us to spend money to eliminate the disaster?" ”

Hu Guiyang shook his head, "He said that this disaster can't be eliminated, and he also said...... I will kill in my dreams. ”