Chapter 9 Divide Me 50,000.
…… said that Zhuge Song pretended to memorize an English text in front of Lu Su, which was a paragraph from a high school English textbook that he rarely remembered.
Zhuge Song remembered to recite English in front of Lu Su, also because he felt that since he wanted to divination, he had to get some spells, so that he could come up with it in a hurry.
Lu Su naturally had never heard the foreign language of the British island country tens of thousands of miles away, and it really made Zhuge Song receive a miraculous effect, seeing that Lu Su looked very curious, but Zhuge Song had to pretend to be extremely serious, and it was really painful to hold back his laughter and do this.
Zhuge Song was shocked when he saw the arrangement of the copper coins on the table in front of Lu Su, and he stood up directly and said to Lu Su: "That's it! That's it! You're just messing around with me! With that, he walked out the door, looking eager to leave.
Sure enough, the more Zhuge Song showed this appearance, the more Lu Su didn't dare to let him go like this, he quickly grabbed Zhuge Song, and said to him anxiously: "Wait!" Wait! But be clear! ”
Zhuge Song made several gestures to break free, but was stopped by Lu Su. However, he was also afraid that the bow would be too full and would not achieve his goal, so he pretended to struggle a few times and pretended to be helpless: "This hexagram is very good for the public, but I am afraid that if it reaches the ears of the Metropolitan Governor, I will cause death!" ”
"What? Very good to me, but afraid that Gongjin will know? "Lu Su has been confused by Zhuge Song's tricks several times.
Zhuge Song sighed and said to Lu Su, "Please lean your ears a little closer." Lu Su did as Zhuge Song said, and Zhuge Song whispered in his ear: "As shown in the hexagram, it is the governor of Eastern Wu, and in less than three years, it will be you!" ”
"It's me?" Lu Su's expression became confused for a moment, and Zhuge Song seemed to see a moment of fanaticism in his eyes. But the frenzy disappeared almost immediately, and was replaced by a cold, unusual countenance. I saw Lu Su put a distance between himself and Zhuge Song and said, "It's Kong Ming who asked you to pretend to be a ghost and separate the relationship between me and Gongjin!" Let me tell you, you can go back and tell Kong Ming now, the enemy is now, do less things to disrupt your own position! ”
Zhuge Song didn't expect Lu Su's reaction to be so intense, and linked everything he did to Zhuge Liang. It seems that he is still "young" and it is still difficult for him to be regarded as an independent individual, just like a child who gets into trouble and the victim will go to his parents to ask for guilt.
But at this time, if you lose momentum, you lose everything. Zhuge Song forced himself to become even more angry than Lu Su, and as soon as he flicked his sleeves, he deliberately shouted loudly: "It was you who forced me to say it, don't say that you have to beg me, and you don't believe it!" I have thrown my words here, and if the things of this day will not be fulfilled in three years, I will put myself before you and die to atone for my sins. ”
Because Zhuge Song is extremely confident in his heart, it is now 208 AD, and Zhou Yu can only live to 210 years at most, saying that three years still leaves a lot of room for himself, and in history, Zhou Yu recommended Lu Su to Sun Quan as the governor before his death, which is super factual basis.
Therefore, what Zhuge Song said to Lu Su was as straightforward as saying that there was only one sun in the sky. Sure enough, Lu Su was shaken in front of his naturally exuding powerful momentum.
Lu Su's attitude softened, his tone also lowered, and he muttered to Zhuge Song: "It's not that Su wants to question it, it's just that he can talk about his merits, and there are countless people in Wuzhong who are better than me, let alone Gongjin, so your words, your words are also-
Zhuge Song saw that Lu Su was a little shaken, and at this time, in order to achieve his goal, he began to directly take fierce medicine without any scruples.
He said to Lu Su in a squeezing tone: "My husband always says that you are an honest man and a humble gentleman, but in front of a child, the master lies to him. ”
"Where did I lie?" When Lu Su was said by Zhuge Song, his face was a little unnatural.
Zhuge Song decided not to go around in circles and hit him directly: "In fact, in your heart, Wu Zhong Junjie is probably the only one who can convince you!" ”
When these words came to this, he fell into silence, Zhuge Song knew that he had stimulated Lu Su enough by bluffing and then poking today, so he decided not to go deeper, and accepted it when he saw it, and transferred the matter to his purpose.
He relied on the fact that he was a child and continued to force Lu Su to say: "My lord, I only need you to say a word now, do you believe or not believe in my divination?" ”
Lu Su hesitated for a long time, but he still shook his head and said, "It's hard to be convinced!" ”
However, Zhuge Song knew that if Lu Su really didn't believe it at all, he wouldn't be like this, so he said directly: "Then you dare to bet with me?" ”
"How to gamble?" Lu Su asked.
"It's what I have done for you, and if you don't do it within three years, as I said before, I apologize to myself in front of you!"
"Wouldn't this mean that I was bullying a child if others knew?" Lu Su looked unbearable, but Zhuge Song knew that he already wanted to gamble.
"So what if you do?" Seeing Lu Su's appearance, Zhuge Song didn't plan to be polite to him now.
Lu Su pondered for a moment, but still said in a tone that neither took the initiative nor resisted: "How are you doing?" ”
Zhuge Song pretended to ponder for a while, and said to Lu Su: "Tonight, the Metropolitan Governor will get 100,000 arrows for nothing, Song'er is a little red-eyed, if you respond, how about sharing me with 50,000?" ”
"You mean the arrows will be delivered tonight?" It seems that Lu Su has preconceived that Liu Bei will give up 100,000 arrows to protect Kong Ming.
Zhuge Song didn't answer this stubble, and continued to ask: "Do you dare to bet or not?" ”
"A child's appetite is not small, and when he opens his mouth, he has 50,000 arrows!" Lu Su said, his mind must have been constantly calculating the gains and losses.
"That's not as good as the Governor of Zhou, as soon as he opens his mouth, he will ask for 100,000!" Zhuge Song knew that he would win, and he would not give an inch in his words.
"But with so many arrows, I don't have the ability to call the shots now!" Zhuge Song saw Lu Su's demeanor and had already decided that Liu Bei would send arrows tonight, and now he began to regard those 100,000 arrows as the property of Dongwu.
Zhuge Song said to him: "Should or should not be in three years, if it should not be then, since there is no need for an arrow, if it is, only 50,000 arrows, as an adult, it is a trivial matter to give it to me by himself."
"That's it! For the sake of Kong Ming's face, I will mess around with you, a child, and then Lu Su stretched out his hand to me, although he kept saying that he didn't believe it, but in action, he still didn't waste a chance to hold Zhuge Song for the victory in his heart, Zhuge Song knew that don't look at Lu Su now looks completely harmless, but if the time comes, even if he doesn't really let him die, he will let Kong Ming return a big favor.
"High five!" Zhuge Song slapped his hands with him, and saw that Lu Su looked complacent, thinking that he thought that he could get arrows again, and the Sun-Liu alliance would not break, and he could forgive him in front of everyone in front of everyone three years later, and all the good things that showed his magnanimity were caught up by him.
Zhuge Song smiled secretly in his heart: "Lu Su, Lu Su, I didn't expect you to be such a smart person who can pretend to be stupid or let me calculate." I couldn't help but feel quite proud.
However, he said that on the fourth watch of the third day, Kong Ming sent someone to invite Lu Su to the ship. Lu Su was still pretending to be stupid and asked Kong Ming: "What do you mean by summoning me?" "I was neatly dressed and energetic, and I didn't look like a person who had just been woken up from my sleep.
Kong Ming didn't know what I did to Lu Su yesterday, but he said to Lu Su very seriously: "I specially invite Zi Jing to go and get arrows." ”
Zhuge Song saw that Lu Su's expression changed slightly, thinking that he had guessed in his heart that Liu Bei would come to deliver arrows, but he still asked Kong Ming knowingly: "Where to get it?" ”
Zhuge Song thought to himself that this Lu Su looked honest and looked like a humble gentleman, but he was really good at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, taking advantage of all the cheapness, but he wanted to show his innocence.
I only heard Kong Ming say to him: "Zi Jingxiu asked, I'll see you when I go there." Then he ordered twenty boats, connected by long ropes, to sail at once.
It was a foggy night, and in the middle of the Yangtze River, the fog was even worse, and it was difficult to see each other on the other side. Kong Ming urged the boat to move forward and ordered Zhuge Song to wait for him and Lu Su to drink.
This Lu Su was misled before, thinking that the boat was going to Jiangxia, so he didn't care, and was happy to drink with Kong Ming in the boat. Zhuge Song secretly sneered in his heart, and said in his heart: Lu Su, Lu Su, I will let you know how powerful my husband is.