Midwife?

Liu Zhang was a little blindsided, and his mind didn't turn around for a while. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Xu Shu saw that Liu Zhang was a little confused, and hurriedly whispered to him: "Wen Po is a midwife, and she is the one who delivers the baby." ”

My day, it turned out to be a midwife.

Damn, the first one to come up is the midwife, which is obviously to make Lao Tzu look good. This old woman can't be instructed by someone behind her back, right?

There was also a rush of chaos in the audience.

"Midwife, there's a good show to watch now."

"Who let Liu Zhang's child brag? What do you say, regardless of men, women, children, old and children, traffickers and pawns, regardless of farmers, businessmen, businessmen, Chinese and foreign Huayi, as long as someone can win him, he will give gold. ”

"Yes, the loser is not so defeated, see how he ends."

"Liu Taishou is estimated to admit defeat, look, he didn't say anything for a long time."

"In this case, two chests of gold are not enough."

"Tsk, this old lady is so bold, dare to be the first to go up, there won't be a master behind her, right?"

"I know this old woman, and she is indeed a good hand at delivering babies, and it is said that there are at least hundreds of people through her hands."

"Don't even speak, look, Taishou has already started to take gold."

On the stage, Xu Shu saw that Liu Zhang was still hesitating, and said that Liu Zhang must be unwilling to admit defeat, so he hurriedly whispered again: "Lord, my daughter buys horse bones." ”

Liu Zhang thought about it, too, spend money to buy a good reputation first, and besides, he has no experience in delivering babies, so he will inevitably lose. I had to turn around and go to the chest to get the gold. With the gold in hand, Liu Zhang was a little reluctant. In fact, these two large boxes of gold look quite bluffing, but in fact there are not much, only the top two layers are gold, and the bottom is full of stones. If you come and give out gold, it will be exposed after a while.

Liu Zhang took the gold in his hand, showed eight shiny white teeth, and said to the old woman with a smile: "Mother-in-law, you said that you are very good at delivering babies, how can you prove it?" You have to say something. ”

The old woman said: "The adult is wise, the old woman has been a stable wife all her life, there are no less than hundreds of babies who have passed away, no more than double ten, and there is only one mother, who died of dystocia." ”

The old woman's words caused a burst of exclamation from the audience.

But Liu Zhang is not happy, you lost twenty babies with one midwife, you still shamelessly licked your face to cheat gold, you also killed a mother, you are really embarrassed to say that you are amazing. Liu Daguan didn't rub the sand in his eyes, and immediately pulled his face down.

"Granny Wei, you have such a high birth mortality rate, do you dare to say that you are amazing? Tell me about it yourself? ”

As he spoke, the audience booed.

Xu Shu also pulled him violently next to him, and desperately glanced at him.

Liu Zhang's brain teaser turned sharply, feeling that he might have said the wrong thing, maybe the infant mortality rate was very high at this time, and the old woman's success rate of more than 90% might already be a miracle, realizing that he might have said the wrong thing, and Liu Zhang, who was going to make a fool of himself, hurriedly turned his words, pulled the corners of his mouth, showed a standard smile, and said: "Old woman, this piece of gold can be given to you, and," he said, picked up another piece of gold, and said, "I can also give you another piece of gold."

Since you say that you are very good at midwifery, then you have to write down why you are very good at midwifery, where you are so good, and where you are better than other midwives. If you write it out, both pieces of gold are yours, and you can't write them, or if I read them and make them up, then I'll take both pieces of gold back. Old woman, do you dare to respond? ”

"Although the old woman has some experience, but the old woman is illiterate, and she can't write.

After listening to the old woman's words, the audience was booed again.

Liu Zhang ignored it, and continued to say to the old woman with a smile: "This is no problem, I can send a special scribe to complete it with you, you just need to speak, and he will write it." After completion, if it is really good, Ben Taishou can help you publish a book and publish it all over the world, and then your mother-in-law Wei will also be famous for eternity. Of course, if at last I find out that you have deceived me, then I will take back these two pieces of gold, and you will have to compensate you for the expenses of the scribes I have sent you. How's that, old woman, do you dare to respond? If you really have the ability to pass it on, it will be a great merit and a great good for future generations. ”

The old woman listened, thought for a while and said: "My wife has no other skills, but after all, she has delivered babies all her life, and she has all the experience. ”

When Liu Zhang heard this, he shouted hello and put the two pieces of gold in the old woman's hand. Then he called me two guards and asked them to escort the old woman home, and instructed Xu Shu to immediately arrange for a scribe to go home with the old woman.

The first battle of the World Heroes Association ended with the victory of the midwife.

Seeing that the old woman easily took away the twenty gold, everyone in the audience suddenly became calm. Immediately someone came to power.

The second person to come to the stage was a young man, who looked a little obscene.

The young man's name is Li Si.

Although the person who came was very obscene, Liu Zhang was still very professional, showed a standard smile, and asked, "This fourth brother Li, I don't know what you can teach me?" ”

Li Si scratched his head, seemed a little embarrassed, lowered his voice and said, "The big man is too guarded, and the little one is good at picking locks." ”

Liu Zhang didn't hear clearly, so he had to raise his voice and ask, "What did you say?" What are you good at? ”

Li Si had to raise his voice and answer: "Back to the adult's words, the little one is good at picking locks." ”

Unlocking, my day, Liu Zhang almost fell on his back again.

The start is not good, either the midwife, or the sliding door and picking the lock.

When the audience heard this, they were also in a bang, and the thief also gave up for the gold, not afraid that the yamen would arrest him and go to jail.

Liu Zhang had no choice but to smile and continue: "You are bold, aren't you afraid that I will arrest you and go to jail now?" ”

Li Si said with a flattering smile: "My lord is wise and martial, naturally I won't wronged a good person, although there is no lock in the world that I can't open, but I haven't committed a crime, how can my lord arrest me." ”

Liu Zhang nodded and praised: "What you said is good, but this knowledge of unlocking is really not suitable for public communication in public." Then he whispered: "I say two points, if you think what I said is right, then even if I win, you will admit defeat, if you think your experience is more intelligent, we will continue to discuss, if you do have more experience than I know, you deserve to be given a piece of gold." I think that unlocking, one is by feel, and the other is by ear, what do the four Li brothers think? ”

Li Si was surprised: "My lord, Li Si is happy and convinced." ”

Liu Zhang said in a low voice: "If you really have the ability to open the lock, I can indeed entrust you with a heavy responsibility, it depends on whether your ability is really as you say." ”

Then let Li Si step down.

Before the audience could figure out what was going on, Li Si admitted defeat.

Regarding the second scene, everyone always feels that there is a shady scene, because the two people in the middle are muttering, and the people below can't hear it, it is likely that Liu Taishou is unwilling to fail in a row, and coerces and lures Li Si, and forces each other with power, forcing Li Si to admit defeat and leave.

What can be done in the shady, Li Si publicly admits defeat anyway, and everyone can only secretly scold Liu Zhang'er for being shameless.

The third to take the stage was a red-faced man.

The man's surname is Wei, his name is Yan, and his characters are long.

After listening to the red-faced man's name, Liu Zhang's little heart jumped a few beats, day, it's not easy, and finally a serious character has appeared.

The red-faced man has long been very unhappy to see below. In the first game, Liu Zhang refused to admit defeat immediately even if he lost, and he still stubbornly supported the old woman to write it out to win; In the second scene, Liu Zhang's child was even more hateful, obviously he was bullying others and was a thief, his identity was tainted, and he coerced and lured others to take the initiative to admit defeat. Liu Zhang's child is too hateful, and he must be taught a lesson. As soon as the second scene ended, Wei Yan rushed up, completely ignoring the dissuasion of the big-nosed young man next to him.

Because of a more serious role, Liu Zhang also calmed down and dealt with it carefully. The smile was more standard, the voice was gentle, and he said, "I don't know why Brother Wei taught me?" ”

Liu Zhang's face, in Wei Yan's eyes, became more and more annoying, and he replied impatiently while rolling up his arms and sleeves: "A certain family has no ability, but it can fight." ”