After Dong Fu completely opened the paper ball and saw the big word 'stupid' clearly, he snorted again and roared: "Come again!" ”

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Liu Zhang kneaded the 'stupid' paper ball again, then put it in the box in public, shook it, and then put it in front of Dong Fu, and said with a smile: "Please be angry." ”

There was another laugh from the audience.

Dong Fu blackened his face, put his hand into the box, felt out a paper ball, opened it and saw that it was a big 'stupid' word.

Ten times in a row, ten big 'stupid' words.

Dong Fu's face was gloomy and about to drip water.

The laughter from the audience was also unbridled.

"Wait, I want to check!" Dong Fu couldn't get off the stage a little.

"Sir, it's not that you don't want to throw in the towel. It's okay, just treat it as a game, don't take it seriously. ”

"No, you must check it! Bring the box over. ”

"What is there to test, in front of everyone's eyes, can I still do anything."

"If you have any hands and feet, you have to check it to know, take it."

"Since you don't bother, then you can open it and check it." Liu Zhang put the box in front of Dong Fu.

Dong Fu put the box head down, poured out all ten paper balls, and then opened them one by one, and as a result, sure enough, there were nine stupid words and one angry word.

Dong Fu finally had nothing to say, and threw down a sentence with a strong heart: "Boy, don't say that the old man didn't remind you, don't regret the bloody disaster in the future." ”

brushed his sleeves and stepped down, and walked away with hatred and hatred.

In this competition, Liu Zhang used an off-board move for the first time.

Because Dong Fu cursed him for having a bloody disaster, Liu Zhang yin Dong Fu and scolded Dong Fu for being stupid ten times.

In fact, when Liu Zhang kneaded the paper ball for the first time, he had secretly replaced the paper ball with the word 'qi' written on it, and at the end of the last time, he put the paper ball with the word 'qi' back unconsciously, so Dong Fu couldn't touch it even if he was tired.

In fact, even if Liu Zhang doesn't use off-board moves, Dong Fu's chances of winning are not high. Liu Zhang dug a pit this time, specifically to pit Dong Fu.

How did everyone know that Liu Zhang had played a trick, but they only felt that this competition was very lively and exciting. There was a lot of discussion in the audience, and the meaning was still unfinished.

"Dong Maoan has been famous for a long time, and he doesn't want to lose today, so he has relatives in his heart." Fang Shi sighed.

"Does Zhu Gong intend to cover up his fellow Daoists and save some face?" A middle-aged Confucian scholar asked.

"There is no such intention, my Tao can only mean that it cannot be spoken, and it is said that it is good and evil, and if you believe it, you will not believe it, and if you have the heart of winning or losing, you will lose it." Fang Shi said busily.

"Dong Maoan is just a false name, he promised to lose at the beginning of the gambling game, not to mention that Liu Zhang couldn't give him a chance at all." A young man said.

"Yes, in vain he is conceited and superior, after all, he respects ghosts and gods and goes far away." The Confucian scholar echoed.

The second to take the stage was a Confucian scholar.

Guoyuan, Zini, a native of Le'an County.

"Le'an Guoyuan has seen Lord Taishou, and my teacher also greets the adult." Guo Yuan came to the stage to greet him.

Guoyuan, not impressed? Liu Zhang thought to himself.

"I don't know who the Venerable Master is? Brother Tai is far away, what do you teach me? Liu Zhang is still the standard professional smile.

"My teacher Zheng Xuan, who is too obedient to what Lord said misleads people's children. Today, the disciples came to ask for advice in front of Lord Taishou, and I hope that Lord Taishou will not hesitate to give advice. ”

"Uh..., it turned out that Master Zheng was high-footed, easy to say." Liu Zhang was a little embarrassed, scolded the master, and the apprentice came to the door.

"The way of the university is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, and in stopping at perfection. Knowing and then deciding; Calm and then be quiet; Quiet and then peaceful; Calm and then be able to think; Think about it and then you can get it. Things have a beginning and an end. If you know what to do, you will be short.

Those who want to be clear and virtuous in the world will rule the country first; Those who want to rule their country must first gather their families; Those who want to gather their families must first cultivate their bodies; Those who want to cultivate their bodies must first correct their hearts; Those who want to correct their hearts must first be sincere; If you want to be sincere, you should know it first;

Enlightenment is in Gewu. Character and then know; Knowing and then sincerity; Sincerity and then heart; The heart is upright and then the body is cultivated; Self-cultivation and then family Qi; The family is united and then the country is governed; The country is ruled and then the world is peaceful.

From the Son of Heaven to the common people, all of them are based on self-cultivation. Those who are chaotic and end up in the end will not be able to do so. What is thick is thin, and what is thin is thick, and there is no such thing! Does Taishou-sama think so? Guo Yuan was unceremonious, and immediately shook his head and worked in vain.

After a while, Liu Zhangfang asked, "Are you finished?" ”

Everyone fell.

Guo Yuan glared angrily and shouted, "Lord Taishou wants to insult me? Don't you hear that a soldier can be killed, but not humiliated? ”

Liu Zhang said in his heart, what am I insulting you for, you are not a beauty, Lao Tzu didn't understand what you just recited, is it the legendary mantra, do you want to enjoy it again. Liu Taishou made some small mistakes. I apologized very embarrassedly: "Brother Tai forgive me, forgive me, it's really Brother Tai just recited aloud, his voice was pleasant, and I listened to it very much for a while, but I didn't pay attention to what Brother Tai said, it's rude and rude, why don't you do it again?" This time, the younger brother must listen carefully to Gao's theory. ”

Guo Yuan was very annoyed, but he couldn't turn around and leave, so he endured his temperament and babbled again.

After the babbling was over, when I looked at Liu Zhang again, his eyes were still hollow, his mouth was slightly open, and he looked like he was wandering outside the world. Guo Yuan couldn't help but get angry, and coughed angrily several times.

Liu Zhang just woke up. Damn, this thing is good, it definitely has a hypnotic effect, but unfortunately there is no recording equipment, if only it could be recorded.

Seeing Guoyuan who was glaring angrily, Liu Zhang arched his hand and said with a smile: "Brother Tai has a long and high theory, but it's a pity that the younger brother is only a shallow learner, why don't you ask Brother Tai to translate it first?" ”

"Translation?" Guo Yuan looked at Liu Zhang like an idiot.

"It's to say it again in a language that humans understand."

"You don't understand, do you? Earlier, you want me to explain it to you? Guo Yuan asked meaningfully.

"I really didn't understand." Liu Zhang didn't feel Tian shameless at all and admitted happily, and the words changed, "However, not understanding doesn't mean that what you said makes sense." So, you have to think about it and don't make a mistake. ”

"Hmph, ignorant children, dare to slander the words of saints. Okay, I'll teach you a lesson for free. This 'way of the university' is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, and in stopping at perfection. That's what I'm talking about.... ……。 ”

As soon as Guoyuan recited, Liu Zhang's head began to dizzy again, and he began to be drowsy again, and he didn't hear what Guoyuan said without pulling or pulling. In the middle of the wandering, I suddenly felt that the surroundings were quiet all of a sudden, and when I looked at it, everyone on and off the stage was staring at me dumbfounded, and hurriedly wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth, opened the fan with a snap, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm too engrossed." ”

Guo Yuan was really angry when he saw the 'bullshit not working' on Liu Zhang's fan and shook it straight at him, and he made up his mind that he would never let go of this shameless boy today. Immediately, he said, "Please give me advice." ”

"Uh..., I don't dare to give advice, I just think that starting from Confucius, to Zengzi Mencius, to Zisi, to your teacher Zheng Xuan, this generation has been unswervingly and persistently destroying people, which is admirable and respectable.

Oh, don't be happy just yet, I'm talking about ruining people, not teaching people. It is the destruction of people, the destruction of destruction.

Don't get excited, listen to me slowly, I've been listening to you for a long time, and it's time for me to talk about it.

The way of college, you guys are really funny, is this knowledge still divided into big and small? But I like the word "university" a lot, and I'm going to borrow it.

In my opinion, the way of learning lies in the four words of seeking truth from facts.

You also said just now, you want to know things, then how many things you have, how much you know, didn't you say that you want to learn things before you cultivate yourself and govern the country and level the world, you don't know how much you don't know, and then you are arguing every day to govern the country and level the world, isn't it ridiculous, saying that you mislead people's children and destroy people tirelessly, it's all light. I can completely say that you are murdering, a conscious and purposeful mass murder, murdering the wisdom of thousands of people in China for hundreds of years.

Don't interject, listen to me.

Do you know why people eat? Why drink water, you know? Why do you breathe, what you exhale, what you breathe, you know? How did the wind come from, is God fanning it? You don't know. Where did the rain come from, was the dragon lord peeing and sneezing? You don't know either. You don't know why birds fly, why fish swim, why the sun and moon rise in the east and set in the west, and why the stars disappear day and night.

Another example, the fan in my hand, if I let go, it will fall to the ground, but do you know why it landed? Do you know why it falls faster and faster? You still don't know. ”

Liu Zhang leaned over and picked up the fan, opened it with a snap, and continued to flicker: "In this world, every grass, tree, flower, and fruit is surging and lightning and thunder, as small as a drop of water and a grain of sand, as big as a mountain and a sea, everything is not clear or understandable, and if you don't investigate the reason, how can you talk about right and wrong."

The mouth is full of poems and sages, these are all antiques from hundreds of years ago, what I want to ask is, in the past few hundred years, what have you contributed to the saints and disciples, what have you said? You have nothing. You have no soul, you have lost yourself, you are no longer yourself, you are just the ghosts of those old antiques roaming the world.

Sages are used to knock down, to transcend, and to be stepped on as stepping stones, not to bow down to the ground and worship.

Today's people are better than the ancients, and future generations are better than today's people, this is the consciousness that a real person should have, and only in this way can I have hope in China. ”

Liu Zhang, because he was out of the world just now and had enough rest, was now in high spirits, and for a while his mouth was like a river of spittle, duangduangduang, a mouth cannon, and everyone on and off the stage was dizzy and dizzy.

At the end of the performance, Liu Zhang took a sip of ice water and calmly said to the depressed Guoyuan: "You go." ”

Then sit down and rest.

Liu Zhang thought that after a meal just now, everyone would have to digest for a while, and he would have time to be lazy, and then it would be over in the morning.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the ass sat down, someone came up to challenge it again.

There are really people who are not afraid of death.

It is, Nanyang Zhang Ji, Zhang Zhongjing.

The one who is not a good look, but a good doctor, the medical saint Zhang Zhongjing