"Wine, give me wine!"

What do you do when a beautiful young woman gets drunk in a restaurant?

The lewd man usually waits next to him and chooses to pick up the corpse, the two young people will get drunk together, and the person with a sense of justice will act as Megumi Yanagishita until the woman is sent home safely.

Of course, there is one person who is not among the three, that is, the bitter shopkeeper in the restaurant, who not only has to serve drunken female customers, but also has to enlighten others.

"Girl, you've drunk enough, and it's probably not right to ask for some more."

Xiao Er is a real person, once this girl's family drinks too much, she will definitely be targeted by some people with ulterior motives.

Tang Xian seemed to be drunk, threw a peanut bean into his mouth, and scolded: "Dog man and woman! I don't know how to be honest, and I do things that are ...... shameless."

Why, why does the senior brother like others, the relationship of more than ten years is not as good as a spring breeze overnight, this must be God's punishment for himself.

Xiao Er persuaded: "Girl, you still don't drink anymore, there are thousands of men in the world, why do you want to love a piece of grass?" ”

"You know what, when I give my heart to a person, don't say a piece of grass, even if it's a stone, I'm willing to love."

In Tang Xian's mind, there were all fragments of the past with Nie Ying, and he couldn't forget it.

But from now on, this man has nothing to do with her, it is another woman's private property.

Xiao Er shook his head helplessly, and went to busy the guests at the other table, anyway, the responsibility has been fulfilled, as for whether the other party can listen to it, it has nothing to do with it.

"The poet is right, raise a glass to dispel sorrow and sorrow." Tang Xian was drunk, but found that in the end, he still couldn't forget the negative person.

"Well said, I'll drink with you!" One hand picked up the flask on the table and poured it into an empty glass.

"You...... Who are you, why did you rob me of wine? Tang Xian squinted, feeling that the person in front of him seemed to be a familiar friend.

"Alas, you drank too much, and you didn't even know me." Nie Ying sighed as he drank all the wine in his cup.

For the sake of King Zhennan, he has broken his beloved to the core, and now he must double to make amends.

Tang Xian saw the appearance of the person who came, and said with tears in his eyes: "Senior brother, you are finally willing to come back to see me, it must be that she is not good and makes you angry!" ”

A one-night stand is really unreliable, even if you have children, you can't change a person's heart.

"I was just ordinary friends with him, and what he said that day was all a lie." When Nie Ying said these words, her heart felt much more comfortable.

"Smack!" A resounding slap in the face of a thief, leaving a fiery red mark.

"Is it fun to lie to me? Where I can't stand you, you're going to lie to me! Tang Xian was so angry that he trembled, and he could still feel bursts of burning pain in his hands, which were left by the beating of people.

For a woman, the desperation when she is deceived is incomprehensible to others.

Nie Ying's face hurts, and his heart hurts even more, if it weren't for secrecy, who would want to tell lies to deceive people.

"He has a last resort." Chen Ze observed outside for a long time, and finally walked in.

Originally, this incident started because of him, and now he should tell the truth, otherwise the misunderstanding will be even greater.

Tang Xian stood up, full of wine and said, "You...... You vixen, did you come to see my jokes? ”

People who drink too much will become unable to communicate, and they will only scold when they meet, so they can only take people away first, and then get them to the inn to sober up.

"She's talking about alcohol, don't be angry." Nie Ying smiled bitterly and hurriedly grabbed her senior sister's arm.

"Smack!" Another slap struck a thief in the face, and this time it was all done.

Nie Ying's heart seemed to be dripping blood, and if he continued to fight like this, his handsome face would become a pig's head.

Chen Ze frowned and scolded: "If you beat someone again, I'm not welcome." ”

Beating a dog has to look at the owner's face, not to mention that it is his own subordinate, and at the same time he is a life-saver.

Tang Xian hooked his fingers and deliberately provoked: "Yo, I'm distressed, then hit me!" ”

"I ......" Although Chen Ze was very annoyed, he couldn't beat women, which had a bad reputation.

But in the face of a drunkard, if you don't take some means, you will definitely not be able to bring it back.

Nie Ying also realized this, and immediately raised his fist and hit the back of his sister's erection neck.

"Hmm......" Tang Xian instantly felt that the sky was spinning, and the light in front of him was getting less and less, until it completely turned into a dark world, and then he fell softly.

Nie Ying immediately pressed his shoulders to prevent his junior sister from falling to the ground, which can be regarded as a temporary atonement.

This sudden bowl of dog food was sprinkled just right, which made a certain big guy blush.

Take a notebook and write it down first, and maybe you can use it in the future, a strange trick to deal with women, and carry it home after being knocked out.

But the cost of doing so is nine times out of ten to kneel on the washboard, or worse.

Chen Ze helped Tang Xian pay off the bill, and hurried to the inn with Nie Ying, not even thinking of resting.

After all, in the dark night, running away against a beautiful woman will definitely be treated as a human trafficker by the people.

Half an hour later, Tongze Inn.

Li Xiang leaned on a rattan chair, holding a collection of poems from the Tang Dynasty, reading it with relish.

A plate of fruit and a few delicate pastries are placed next to it to fill your stomach at leisure.

This kind of carefree life is no less than that of Miss Qianjin, if you put it in ugly words, it is pig raising.

"Xiang'er, open the door quickly!" Chen Ze patted the door, his heart was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

Fortunately, they didn't attract the attention of others along the way, otherwise the two would definitely cause a lot of trouble.

"It turned out to be the prince, and it was the dead of night, and he actually came to see people." Li Xiang's face turned red, thinking that something good was about to happen.

As soon as Chen Ze heard this tone, he knew that the other party wanted to be crooked: "I'll bring a woman back, I hope you can help take care of it." ”

Li Xiang immediately opened the door and saw that Nie Ying was carrying a girl on her shoulder.

In the middle of the night, I brought a young woman to the inn, in case I was seen by someone with ulterior motives, and I couldn't tell if I had a mouth.

"It's hard to say, let's go in and talk." Chen Ze is also inconvenient to explain, after all, this is the girlfriend of a thief.

At this point, they can only find ways to wake people up first, and then talk about going to the Liang Mansion to steal seals together.

"I'm tired." Nie Ying casually picked up the cloth on the shelf and wiped the sweat from his face.

I can't imagine a drunk person, who weighs more than a hundred catties of rice, and his whole body still exudes the smell of alcohol, which makes people dizzy.

The corners of Li Xiang's mouth twitched, and she kindly reminded, "Brother Nie...... That's the rag that wipes the table. ”

Nie Ying's face turned from white to black, no wonder this cloth had a bad smell, it turned out to be used to wipe the table.

"Poof!" Chen Ze laughed heartily, the other party didn't even look at it, and actually picked it up and used it.

Fortunately, the cloth was not too dirty, and there was no irritating liquid on it, otherwise the face of a thief would have been disfigured.

"It's bad luck today." Nie Ying darkened his face and picked up another piece of cloth, this time he had to look carefully first.

The cloth is embroidered with peony flowers, how can there be a few ropes, this is not a woman's......

"Smack!" Another slap came over, although the force was much smaller than the previous one, but it couldn't stand it many times.

"Big pervert." Li Xiang quickly snatched the bandeau and hurriedly hid it in a package.

Nie Ying covered his face and wanted to cry without tears, next time he really had to look carefully before taking it, otherwise this face would be rotten sooner or later.

Chen Ze saw that the other party's face was blue and purple, and he couldn't bear to say, "Xiang'er, bring a little medicine and prepare some decanting soup." ”

"Lord Wang, I don't want it." Li Xiang pursed her lips, still haunted by what had just happened.

Ancient women valued their reputations, and it was really disgraceful for such important intimate clothes to be taken to watch by others.

Chen Ze didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "You have also beaten and fought, it's time to dissipate your anger, go quickly." ”

"Yes." Although Li Xiang was a little dissatisfied, she had to do what she had to do as usual.

There was one less person in the room, and the atmosphere changed, especially in the eyes of a certain thief, there were actually a few small stars flashing.

"What are you staring at me?" Chen Ze instinctively retreated, pulling a certain distance from the other party.

Nie Ying said sadly: "From childhood to adulthood, in addition to my junior sister, you are the second person who is good to me, and I will remember this love." ”

Chen Ze raised his hand and put on a posture of wanting to hit someone: "If you say these disgusting words again, believe it or not, I will slap you." ”

The dead really hasn't changed his sex, and it seems that he can't be alone with him in the future, otherwise he will be in danger of losing his life at any time.

Nie Ying smiled: "Lord Wang, let's talk about piracy, do you have a plan in mind?" ”

Chen Ze glanced at the other party and replied, "When the time comes, I will visit Liang Xing's house, you and Tang Xian will take the opportunity to pirate the seal, and I will help you delay time and attract their attention." ”

"It's too risky, he's going to kill you." Nie Ying shook his head, thinking that this move was inappropriate.

Going to visit the Liang Mansion alone is tantamount to throwing yourself into the net, and the mentally retarded will not do this kind of thing.

Chen Ze chuckled and said, "You are wrong, the entire court, the person who doesn't want me to die the most is Liang Xing." Besides, I don't want him dead right now. ”

Nie Ying thought he had misheard: "You...... You're so confused that you actually say good things for him. ”

These two people should be enemies who don't share the same sky, how can they become soft at critical moments.

"Now that the country is in turmoil and the forces of all parties are ready to move, Liang Xing and I are like a balance, and whoever loses it will be broken."

Hou San often stared at Chen Ze, and sent people around to look for him, not to find an opportunity to kill him, but to be afraid that he was in danger.

Nie Ying suddenly realized: "I said, you are not a smart person, you can still live for so long. ”

A certain thief knows the inside story and can't help but enter a state of death.

Chen Ze's smile suddenly froze: "This king didn't hear clearly, please say it again." ”

"Hehe, the little one is joking!" Nie Ying smelled a smell of danger, and always felt that something terrible was about to happen.

"Smack!" Sure enough, the fourth slap print was successfully printed on the face of a certain thief.