Chapter 12: Making headlines
On Chang'an Street, there is a picture from a movie in a previous life, a handsome-looking, slender figure, elegant and chic gentleman-like young man running wildly in front, dozens of people behind him holding sticks, and all kinds of "intimate" words that are willing to become the elder of that person are roaring in their mouths. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This scene is extremely ...... in the eyes of the bold Guanzhong man A bowl of cherries?
Ye Xiaotian, who was running wildly, was very sad and angry, if his reason was wrong, then what he said was perfect.
I once had a sincere sense of security in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I didn't regret it until I lost it, if God gave me another chance...... I'm still going to ask for the money, and if there's one condition, I'm hoping it's more consistent.
took the time to look back, looking at the hooligan group whose number of people had more than doubled, Ye Xiaotian, who had been a pure and good boy in his previous life and in this life, became more and more pessimistic, the hooligans from all over the world are brothers, and the Water Margin is honest and does not deceive me. No wonder Song Jiang's gang dared to rebel when they raised a banner and worshipped, and they had a lot of power. Pheasant and Haonan haven't been hunted down like this before their debut, so it's okay to chase my soul in the back.
I really don't know how Li Lao Er educated the people, such a group of old boys, he is not afraid that one day these people will find a scrapped Taoist temple as a righteous hall, and hold a meeting to plan to rebel against him?
If you can survive this time, Ye Xiaotian feels that it is necessary to let "Water Margin" come out and publish it in advance, Mr. Shi is embarrassed, don't cry and faint in the thatched house if you know the truth hundreds of years later, I will give you the theme, and it would be excellent for you to write a "Little Man in the Tang Dynasty". The legendary Ye Xiaotian's life full of challenges, and the spirit of daring to challenge all kinds of evil forces is still quite in line with the taste of the Ming Dynasty scholars.
However, what Brother Tian hopes for most at this time is the power of the monkey in Mr. Wu's pen. Mr. Jin's Qiao Feng. The most unfortunate, give me a Duan Yu Ling Bo Weibu, I just want to run for my life.
It turns out that the novel is just a novel, and the summary of escape should be based on this as the central idea to expand the main content. Make a solid and reliable foundation for future escape.
Ye Xiaotian is a very detached person, so detached that sometimes he will forget his situation when he turns a street.
So Ye Xiaotian, who jumped out, stared at a snow-white and pink little fresh meat not far away at this time and drooled, the Hu cake in the hand of the little fresh meat was really round and full. So small children should be fed, and meat buns should not be digested, right? Well, I can't digest it.
Try to put on a kind and kind doting expression, Ye Xiaotian slowly lowered his body, squatted in front of the child and touched the child's head and said, "What a cute child, where is your father?" ”
Xiao Xianrou opened his innocent eyes, looked at the old Xianrou who looked like a gentleman in front of him, and put on a 360-degree white eye. said with a cute face: "Do you know who my father is?" ”
Yo, I bought a watch last year, okay? Is your father also Li Gang? How can the minors in Chang'an City open their mouths, they are all the same bear child virtues as Fang Yiai's goods. What posture did the people of the Tang Dynasty use when they made human beings, and how did they make them, all of them were all such gold watches, and they were all things that were ruined on the outside.
"From a genetic point of view, this is a senior problem, and when you grow up and have harmed other people's daughters-in-law, you will be able to draw inferences from one case and suddenly understand." Ye Xiaotian's serious expression made the bear child stunned when he heard it.
"Ah......?"
"Ahem, in short, the structure of the human body can clearly reflect a person's genetic subordination. Well, you'll understand when you grow up. Ye Xiaotian's tireless attitude is still very commendable, if he was not discussing such a deep problem with a bear child who has obviously not been weaned.
The bear child looked unaware, although he didn't know what the madman in front of him was talking nonsense, but he felt so deep and wooden. Especially the sentence that harms other people's little daughters-in-law sounds very heartbeat. This is a man with a story, not ordinary!
With a look of admiration, the bear child replied seriously: "My father has gone to the court." ”
Ye Xiaotian's face was suddenly full of relief, sure enough, he is the second generation of officials, and even the future prime minister and his son dare to beat him, will your father be even better than the prime minister? So Ye Xiaotian, who said that there was no pressure to snatch the bear child's buns, snatched the bear child's buns, and his posture and position were extremely smooth, and then disappeared in the stunned eyes of the bear child.
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After a long time, a group of guards and servants with extremely anxious faces rushed out from behind the bear child, kneeling down and bowing: "His Royal Highness the King of Jin, mark ten thousand deaths, and ask His Highness to return to the palace, otherwise his subordinates will not be able to explain to His Majesty." ”
Ye Xiaotian, who was fleeing with a bun in his mouth, felt a chill flow from his head to his feet for no reason.
King Jin raised his cute little face, his eyes flashed like a gray wolf looking at a red wolf, and he stared at an erect animal in the distance with all his heart: "I took off my pants, why did you tell me this?" Don't give a hundred dollars? ”
The beast running upright means that the bun is good, and it will be good to grab you next time. By the way, the scoundrel looked at the old boys who were shouting behind him with a frightened face.
You're all idle and have nothing to do, do you? Miss Bao has to be crowdfunded, people, you should go to the dock to carry sacks to make money, okay? Instead of chasing after such a turbid son with red lips and straightforward lips. Do you make it? Soul light!
Ye Xiaotian, who was running wildly, was full of collapse, it was not a matter to run like this, he would have to plant it sooner or later.
So the wild leaf beast turned his gaze to a group of unidentified strong men who came in groups from the depths of Suzaku Street.
The strong men led the horses and did not forget to brag on the way to work. I want to rush into the enemy army by himself and only take the head of the general, and then see if you are just a scumbag of grass. The overlord of Chu, who didn't know the truth, heard it underground, and he had to bow down to the wind.
Ye Xiaotian stopped by the way and touched a stone, hid in the corner and listened to all kinds of shameless boasting and complained in his heart, you are so spicy, why did you become the second child of the Li family, don't kneel and lick if you have the ability, and learn from Ashina to fuck him.
Looking at the rogue group that was getting closer and closer, Ye Xiaotian silently recited "5, 4......" in his heart
At the same time that the hooligan leader was about to rush up, Ye Xiaotian shouted and rushed out, "Bah! It's them, brothers, rush me! ”
The stone in his hand came out in response to the sound and landed on the head of an unknown strong man who was chattering and blowing about cowhide in a perfect parabola, accompanied by a scream!
Then he flashed into an alley at the fastest speed and hid into the woods, listening to the chaos in the rear: "Damn, it's the other way around, that bastard is plotting against the old man." “
Then there were screams and begs for mercy.
The tiger whiskers of the grandfathers of the country were picked up in this way, so on Suzaku Street, the hooligan group ignored the laws of the Tang Dynasty, and the ****** leaders on the way to work in broad daylight were attacked by terrorists and made headlines. The people of Datang were in an uproar, and the editors of various newspaper websites began to explore the various shady scenes after this incident.