Chapter 001: Rebirth Li Su plays Huaxiong
"Hahaha, Li Su, where are you hiding!"
"It's early in the morning!"
Li Su shouted at the top of his voice, his eyes were full of helplessness, especially when he saw a nine-foot-long man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist stepping in at the gate of the village, Li Su couldn't wait to slap himself, and said in his heart how stupid his predecessor was with this body, so he would run to recruit Lu Bu and offend Hua Xiong's descendants of the Xiliang army.
Yes, that's right, it's that Lu Bu, a famous flying general during the Three Kingdoms period.
Coming up was Hua Xiong, the unlucky ghost who achieved Guan Erye's reputation in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Of course, in terms of the degree of bad luck, Li Su himself is not much better, and this unlucky child is also a tragedy in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, because the name of this product is Li Su, that is, he took Dong Zhuo's red rabbit horse and night pearl, persuaded Lu Bu to kill his father-in-law Ding Yuan, and completed the great promoter of Lu Bu's achievements as a family slave.
Generally speaking, this kind of character will naturally not end well, Li Su is no exception, although this product has perfectly completed Dong Zhuo's task, but Dong Zhuo is a pit goods, Lu Bu got a heavy reward after he came to vote, but threw Li Su aside, a hero, not to mention any benefits, but gave Lu Bu the Zhonglang general who should be given to Li Su.
Li Su, an official fan who was dedicated to being an official, was naturally unhappy in his heart, but later when Situ Wang Yun killed Dong Zhuo with a beauty trick, this product was the first to run out and jump back, and joined Lu Bu to make Dong Zhuo, the boss of the cheating father.
Relying on this exploit of eliminating thieves, Li Su was full of joy and thought that he could finally get ahead.
But Lu Bu, the two or five boys, have actually been unhappy with Li Su for a long time, who let Li Su die well, so that the flying general is saddled with the notoriety of the third family slave.
Taking advantage of Dong Zhuo's old troops to return to Chang'an, the flying general had long held a grudge, and was the first to send Li Su to fight, but the result was naturally a rout without suspense.
The unlucky Li Su fled back in embarrassment, but the flying general was unceremoniously, and on the charge of ineffective combat, he slashed this bastard who had hated for a long time with a knife in his hand, and let out a vicious breath.
After listening to this life, you know that Li Su, like Hua Xiong, is completely the tragedy of Chiguoguo.
But no one in this world knows, in fact, although Li Su is still the same skin now, his soul has long been replaced by the soul of Li Su, a good young man in the 21st century.
In other words, this guy is a crossing dog at all, but unfortunately he was unlucky and wore it on the unlucky Li Su.
The hapless Li Su had no choice but to pray that Lu Bu had not yet taken refuge in Boss Dong.
However, after straightening out his memory, Li Su found out at the first time that Lu Bu, the second and fifth boy, had already voted for Dong Zhuo, the boss of the cheat, and it was Li Su, the unlucky guy, who went in person.
Everyone knows what happened later, Dong Zhuo got the flying general Lu Bu, but he forgot about Li Su, this unlucky guy got drunk that night, and as a result, Li Su in the 21st century wore it through.
After figuring out this matter, Li Su blurted out on the spot with a sentence of 'mom sells batches'.
However, this is not the end, and more nonsense is yet to come.
Just said that Dong Zhuo, the boss of the cheat, gave the position to Li Su (Li Su was all used later) Zhonglang gave the position to Lu Bu, so what position did Li Su originally have?
It's very simple, Li Su's original position is called Captain Caidu!
So what is the official position of the cavalry captain?
After a careful understanding, Li Su knew that this cavalry lieutenant did not have a non-permanent position, and the same Yulin Zhonglang would be in charge of the Yulin ride, simply put, the boss looked at so-and-so unpleasantly, and it was not easy to dismiss you, so good, such an idle position as a riding lieutenant is just right.
Generally speaking, there are only a few such idle jobs that you want to seal, and it all depends on the mood of the boss.
It's too much, the kind that can be sealed again by changing the name.
Staying in such a position, in fact, it is no wonder that Li Su, an official fan, is unhappy.
But this is not nonsense, the real nonsense is the position in the back, that is, the latter sentence, 'Tongyu Lin Zhonglang will be in charge of the Yulin Ride'.
What is the Feather Forest Ride? Quite simply, in fact, this is the army guarding the Imperial Palace, in other words, the Praetorian Guard.
If it was in the peaceful era, without Dong Zhuo's house, the Praetorian Guard would naturally be a proper beauty, but this is especially the end of the Han Dynasty, the period of Dong Zhuo's dictatorship.
Yulin Riding still wants to stay in the Imperial Court?
Hehe, Dong Zhuo is not stupid, after mastering Luoyang, he replaced the guards with the descendants of the Xiliang Army early on.
As for the original Yulin Ride, it is said that after being robbed clean by the Xiliang Army, there was no one left for a long time.
So to put it simply, Li Su is a bare-bones commander now, and he can't even find a ghost under his hands.
The above is enough nonsense, and what is even more tragic is that this product not only offended Lu Bu, but was hated by the flying general, and also offended the entire Xiliang army lineage.
Why did Li Su offend the Western Liang Army?
It is also necessary to start with recruiting Lu Bu.
Originally, Dong Zhuo's descendants were the Xiliang Army, that is, Li Dao and others, including Hua Xiong, these people were deeply respected by Dong Zhuo, but after Lu Bu came, it was different.
The flying general Lu Bu is not a joke in the world, his bravery can be called the brave champion of the three armies, relying on this bravery, Lu Bu overwhelmed the general of the Xiliang Army who Dong Zhuo trusted as soon as he came.
In this way, can the generals of the Xiliang Army not hate Lu Bu?
Obviously, it is impossible, but the generals of the Xiliang Army obviously can't help Lu Bu, because even if Lu Bu's bravery is not counted, the Bingzhou army under his command is not easy to provoke.
So what to do? It doesn't matter, I can't provoke Lu Bu, isn't there still Li Su.
This product is Lu Bu's fellow countryman, but it is not the state army, and it is not the descendant of the Xiliang army, and it is this product that brought Lu Bu over.
Is there a more suitable punching bag than that?
The unlucky Li Su, wearing this unpopular light pole commander on both sides, also poured blood mold.
Here! No, Hua Xiong has come to the door again to stir up trouble.
Hua Xiong, who was five big and three thick, led a group of guards, and at a glance he knew that the person who came was not good.
Li Su rolled his eyes, with a straw in his mouth, a knife in his hand, and greeted him helplessly.
"General Hua, I don't know what to do!"
Hum! Hua Xiong snorted coldly and said with a cold face: "What are you doing?" Isn't it clear to Master Li himself? ”
"Well, I really don't know this, I hope the general will make it clear!" Li Su is neither humble nor arrogant, and not afraid at all.
Ha! Hua Xiong smiled, looked at Li Su playfully and said: "Okay, since you want to make it clear, the general will ask you, as a cavalry captain, where did you ride in Yulin, why is the huge military camp empty!" As he spoke, Hua Xiong casually pointed to the empty camp.
Hehe, why is the barracks empty, don't you have a B number in your heart!
If it weren't for your Xiliang army robbing all the Yulin Cavalry, how could this place be empty.
It's just that he knew about it in his heart, but Li Su didn't say it, but shrugged his shoulders: "This question is actually very much to know, why so many days have passed, and Yulin Zhonglang has not arrived for a long time." ”
"Hmph, the barracks are empty, what does it have to do with whether General Yubayashi Zhonglang will take office!" Hua Xiong blurted out.
Li Su was immediately happy: "Naturally, Yulin Zhonglang will be in charge of Yulin Cavalry, and all major matters should be decided by Yulin Zhonglang, such a major event as recruiting troops, this general really has no right to ask, General Hua." ”
"You ......"
"Is there a problem, General Hua?" Li Su asked blankly, but he smiled secretly in his heart.
Sample, just rely on Huaxiong, you are a big boss, and you still want to play tricks with the master, don't be funny, okay.
Li Su, who is well versed in the way of shirking, was unceremonious, and directly put the responsibility on General Yulin Zhonglang, who had long been out of nowhere to run.
Anyway, the duty of the cavalry lieutenant is only to supervise the feather forest cavalry, and everything including recruitment, training, etc. has nothing to do with the cavalry lieutenant.
Just this sentence, the menacing Hua Xiong couldn't say a word for a long time, he could only stare at Li Su fiercely, his eyes were bloodshot.
Today's Li Su is not the fool he used to be, so he naturally knows that Hua Xiong has hated him to death.
It must be known that the first warrior of Xiliang was Huaxiong, but now that Lu Bu comes, Huaxiong's identity and status can be said to have plummeted, to say that the most hated Lu Bu and Li Su in the Xiliang army are none other than Huaxiong.
If this guy keeps holding grudges, Li Su will not die at the hands of Lu Bu sooner or later, but will also die at the hands of Hua Xiong.
No, Hua Xiong's hands are trembling now, and he is so angry that he wants to kill.
For the sake of his own life, Li Su hurriedly took a step back: "General Hua, don't be angry, just tell the truth, besides, General Hua, according to the future, general, you are jealous of General Lu!" ”
"What did you say!"
Speaking of Lu Bu, Hua Xiong immediately blew his beard and glared.
"Isn't it, the general was originally the first warrior in Xiliang, and he was deeply respected by Xiangguo, but now that Dong Xiangguo has General Lu, General Hua's status can be said to have plummeted!" Li Su simply made his words clear, anyway, it's useless to talk too much about this second goods, and it is the king to go directly to dry goods.
Hua Xiong's temper really came up: "Hmph, you still have the face to say!" ”
Li Su smiled indifferently: "Why don't you dare to say, this is a fact, the gentleman dares to act, and admits that this matter is in the next place to the general, but the general, Lord Xiangguo is thirsty for talent, and it is just a coincidence, without me Li Su, there are other people to be this lobbyist, does the general think so?" ”
Hum! Hua Xiong stopped talking again, and it was obvious that this fool also knew that this was the truth.
Li Su wanted this effect, and hurriedly continued to strike while the iron was hot: "General, what I said here is not to shirk, but the truth, but General Lu relied on his personal bravery to get the respect of the Lord Xiangguo, so what if the general defeated General Lu?" ”
"Hmph, that's light!" Hua Xiong was unmoved.
Obviously, after seeing Lu Bu's bravery, Hua Xiong still has a bit of a B number for his own force.
Li Su smiled indifferently: "Hahaha, general, this matter is difficult to say, but it is also easy, although General Lu is brave, but the Flying Bear Army under the command of the general is not necessarily inferior to the wolf rider under his command." ”
"You mean......" Hua Xiong's eyes immediately lit up.
"That's right, personal bravery on the battlefield is a trail after all, for the general, strategizing, and winning a thousand miles is the avenue, so if the Flying Bear Army is better than the Bingzhou wolf cavalry led by General Lu, the general will be famous all over the world, and I will say more about Haisu at that time!" Li Su immediately drew a big cake for Hua Xiong.
"That's right!" Hearing this, Hua Xiong immediately patted his shirt, eager to beat his chest: "That's so right, why didn't I think of it earlier!" ”
Hehe, what the hell can you think of, Li Su smiled secretly.
But although he thought so in his heart, Li Su said: "General, don't worry, it's not too late, it's better to prepare quickly......"
"Yes, yes, yes, prepare, go and prepare immediately, the little ones come with me!"
The menacing Hua Xiong ran away, running faster than a rabbit, and he didn't care about being angry at all.
Hehe......
Seeing Hua Xiong running away happily, Li Su couldn't help but smile, and the knife in his hand habitually threw it upward, and suddenly, the knife stopped strangely in mid-air.
Hey! Li Su seemed to have seen a ghost, and the whole person was stupid.