Chapter 169: The Foreign Minister of Wei who was played
"What? What's what? South Korea also bought a horse? And bought three thousand horses? Why don't we Wei know about it? When the big man heard this, the foreign minister of Wei was even more anxious.
What made him even more anxious was that the horse bought by South Korea was almost at the South Korean border. Is this still worth it? Three thousand! This is no joke! If Korea had 3,000 more cavalry, it would be a big deal.
"Do you want to know about this too? No! Is this why don't you Wei Guo know about this? No, no, no! South Korea buys horses to close your Wei State hanging matter? Hehehe! ......" Zhao Chenghou looked at the crazy foreign minister of Wei and said with a smile.
"Such a big matter, why is it not about our Wei country? Why is it not about our Wei State? South Korea is strong, isn't that a direct threat to our Wei state? Why is it not about our Wei State? This is a dereliction of duty on the part of the intelligence services! Why is it not about our Wei State? You Zhao Guo can't let it go! ……”
"Bang Bang!" Zhao Chenghou looked at the crazy Wei foreign minister and the big man, and smiled like a monkey. He grabbed the bamboo slips on the desk and slapped the table, interrupting the other party's speech.
Then he said: "South Korea buys horses and pays taxes to our Zhao State, why don't we Zhao State let it go?" What does this have to do with your Wei State? Hey! Joke! ”
Seeing this, the ministers in the court all looked at the tall Wei foreign minister. When I saw the other party's self-righteous look, I was very angry. Seeing that they were played by the Lord, they all felt relieved. Someone couldn't help it and secretly laughed.
"Why is it not about our Wei State? Why is it not about our Wei State? Isn't it? When Korea is strong, it will directly pose a threat to our Wei State! Why is it not about our Wei State? ”
"How can there be a threat?" Zhao Chenghou pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Why don't I feel threatened?" Opposite! South Korea is strong, and our Zhao State has another powerful ally! In this era of princes competing for hegemony, how nice it would be to have one more powerful ally! In the future, no one will dare to fight our Zhao country's idea. ”
"Fart!" The foreign minister of Wei roared angrily: "You Zhao State! Do you want to be the enemy of our Wei State? ”
"Ahh Can't! Can't! Zhao Chenghou pretended to be afraid, and hurriedly waved his hands.
"Hahaha!" Seeing this, the ministers in the hall snickered one by one.
"You? You? Do you dare? ”
"I don't dare! I don't dare! I am friends with Wei Jun! Friend! Also allies! Ally! Hehehe! Zhao Chenghou couldn't help laughing.
"You want to partner with South Korea to deal with our Wei State? Korea is your ally, isn't Wei? Is it the enemy? Is it the enemy? The big man of the foreign minister of Wei shouted.
"Don't dare! Can't! Zhao Chenghou saw that this stupid big man of Wei Foreign Affairs was a little excessive, so he immediately suppressed his smile and pulled down his face. His eyes also became sharp, forcing him to look at the other party.
"Don't you dare? Just the look in your eyes! Just the look you have! Do you still take Wei seriously? Do you still take our Lord seriously? ”
"You?" Zhao Chenghou glared at his angry eyes and shouted in a deep voice.
"If you don't want to be an enemy of Wei, give me an order now! Let the border pass not be released! Not only are horses purchased by South Korea not allowed to pass, but horses purchased by countries such as Qi and Chu are not allowed to pass! ”
"You're going too far!" Zhao Chenghou shouted.
"Am I excessive? Am I excessive? The big man of Wei Foreign Minister was angry, and quickly stepped forward, rushed to Zhao Chenghou's case, grabbed the bamboo slips on the case, and was about to take pictures.
Of course! He didn't want to shoot Zhao Chenghou's head, but wanted to shoot on the case, create an atmosphere, and scare people. Slapped Zhao Chenghou's head, he didn't have the guts yet.
When foreign envoys come to handle state affairs, they are generally not given seats first. Generally, they bow down first, and then stand in front of the other party's desk to talk about things. Only with the permission of the other party can you get a seat and enjoy tea, wine, and snacks.
Zhao Chenghou had a very bad impression of this Wei foreign minister, so naturally he would not come in and sit down. Let's talk about things first, and then send people away after talking about things. For this kind of person who has no etiquette, what kind of etiquette do you tell him?
Just as the big man of the foreign minister of Wei rushed over to grab the bamboo slips on the desk and was about to smash them, two guards rushed forward and held him down on the left and right.
"Drag it out and fight!" Zhao Chenghou shouted.
"You dare to hit me?" Foreign Minister Wei hasn't understood yet, what's wrong with him? Zhao Chenghou, he still dares to beat me?
"Let go of me! Let me go! ”
"Drag it out! Hit the 20th board! Deportation! Get lost! Zhao Chenghou roared angrily.
And then! grabbed the bamboo slip on the desk and smashed it to the ground.
"Smack!"
"Whoa!" With a bang, the packaging line of the bamboo slips broke, and the bamboo pieces spread out.
"Lord!"
"Lord!"
"The Lord is angry!"
Seeing this, the ministers of civil and military affairs in the hall all greeted Zhao Chenghou one by one.
Only this stupid foreign minister of Wei State dared to do this in front of Zhao Chenghou. Only the foreign minister of Wei, Zhao Chenghou did not dare to do anything to him. Wei is a military power and cannot be offended. Otherwise! With Zhao Chenghou's temper, it is possible to drag it out and cut it.
Furthermore! Zhao and Wei have always been allies. And also! Zhao and Wei have always had a marriage relationship, and it is not good to turn their faces casually.
Otherwise! Where would Zhao Chenghou tolerate a stupid big man to be wild in his court.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! ……”
Under the eaves outside the court, there was the painful scream of the big man of the Wei Foreign Minister.
"I'll make it possible for you! I make you can! ……”
"Kill Nimabi! Dare to be wild before our Lord! Beat! Beat! Hit ......"
The two people in charge of playing the board scolded quietly while playing back.
Under the eaves was a wide bench, and the four guards pressed the big stupid man to prevent him from moving. Other than that! There was also a guard standing next to him who was counting the numbers. Every time he hits, he has to report the number: one! Two! Two! …… Twenty! Stop!
A full twenty boards, not fake at all.
It's just a soft board, not a hard board. If it is a hard board, the twenty boards will be knocked down, and it will kill people.
What is a soft board? It is to tie bamboo chips to the front of the stick. The bamboo slices of the large slabs are wide, and the bamboo slabs of the small slabs are narrow. Because the back of the stick is heavy, and the bamboo piece tied to the front is light, it is not too painful to slap it. But! I have mastered the skills of slapping, and it hurts to hit my body.
There is also a kind of board that is not called a board, but a stick! The board is different from the stick, and the board does not hurt the skin and bones when it hits people. Sticks, on the other hand, can really kill people. Stick! It is generally a criminal offender. And the board! It is a punishment of punishment. The nature of the two is different, so the person being punished is also different.
"Zhao Chong! You'll regret it! Ouch! Getting up from the stool, the stupid big man of the foreign minister of Wei scolded.
But before he could scold again, his butt hurt so much. Furthermore! Seeing that he directly called Zhao Chenghou's name, Zhao Chong, one of the guards drew his sword. If he called Zhao Chenghou's name again, the guards could kill someone.
The king's name cannot be called casually! Called! It's a big taboo! It will lead to death.
No matter how stupid and tough the stupid big man is, he has to be a good man not to suffer the loss in front of him, and to endure the humiliation and leave.
You'll regret it! Zhao Chong! I'm R Nimabi! You dare to beat Lao Tzu! You dare to offend the Wei State! If you beat Lao Tzu, you will offend the Wei State! I'm Nima! I'm not done with you! I? Ouch!
(End of chapter)