The fat man of the travel anecdotes

Not only Lu Siniang, but Ling Shuanghua was also stunned...... He looked sideways at the blue-eyed boy in front of him, and then looked at the fat man speechless. Although Wang Gongzi is indeed a rare beautiful man in the world of Yushu, he knows that he is still a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy at a glance. At this age, in Ling Shuanghua's eyes, he is almost still a child.

Lu Siniang's eyes rolled, and she suddenly turned around and jumped behind Ling Shuanghua. A head poked out of her shoulder and smiled: "Of course Sister Shuanghua likes me, do you see how suave this son is?" Look at your ...... again."

The fat man's eyes suddenly turned red with anger, "Sure enough, it's you, a little white face, who deceived the feelings of the frost girl!" ”

Ling Shuanghua's face turned pale suddenly, she was very speechless, her beautiful eyes stared at the big fat man "......" and asked in her heart, how did you come to such a magical conclusion as a fat brother?

Deng's fat man was furious, and with a wave of his hands and a stone shouted:

"Catch this little white face for me! I'm going to beat him into a pig's head! Let's see if he dares to seduce Miss Shuanghua! The fat man waved angrily.

Lu Siniang didn't forget to add fuel to the fire, "Pig's head, is it just like you?" ”

"Ahh I'm! The fat man was furious, "Don't hurry up yet!" ”

The entourage was very hesitant, "Young master, the eldest prince said that we are not allowed to hurt people. ”

"Hurry up! Otherwise, Young Master Ben wants you to walk around without eating! The fat man said angrily. The entourage naturally couldn't beat the master, so they had to look at each other and look around Lu Siniang. Lu Siniang grinned, and with a single lever on the tree trunk beside her, she rose in the air and walked towards the water pavilion on the side. The fat man's entourage immediately chased after him, but the path from the lake to the water pavilion was narrow, and Lu Siniang turned around and kicked two or three into the water. Lu Siniang clapped her hands and ran to the water pavilion but did not go in, but jumped on the small boat parked on the lake, the boat was held on the shore, and the boat immediately left the water pavilion and slid towards the center of the lake.

"Big fat man, big pervert, drooling at the beauty!" Standing on the boat, Lu Siniang waved happily to the people on the shore.

"Bastard! Catch him for me! ”

"Yes, young master!"

"Hee-hee, come on, come on." Lu Siniang propped up the boat and went to the other side.

"Stop him for me!"

For a time, the backyard of Ruyi Building, which was quiet and elegant in the past, inevitably saw chickens flying, dogs jumping, and rabbits barking. Seeing that Ling Shuanghua couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth, she raised her hand and pressed her forehead.

"Boy, look where you're going!"

Seeing that the ship was about to dock, a group of attendants rushed over from the other side. Lu Siniang raised her eyebrows, took out a soft whip from her waist and threw it in the air, the tip of the whip wrapped around a big tree by the lake, Lu Siniang stepped a little, and flew directly away from the boat and swung forward with the power of the long whip.

"Catch him! Get him! ”

"Chase!"

Seeing a group of people chasing Lu Siniang away, Ling Shuanghua ordered with a headache: "Go and have a look, don't let people hurt Wang Gongzi." ”

"Yes, girl."

Seeing Ling Shuanghua walking to leave, the fat man hurriedly stopped her, "Miss Shuanghua, Miss Shuanghua, don't worry about that little white face, I'll just teach him a lesson!" ”

"Shi Gongzi, please get out of the way!"

The fat man sighed a little disappointed and said, "I really like girls, can't you really accept me?" ”

Ling Shuanghua was stunned for a moment, and sighed secretly in her heart. She didn't know how many people she had seen, all kinds of things and nothing, and she naturally wouldn't fail to see whether a person was true or false. It's just that......

"You... Do you think I'm fat? It's okay, I... I subtract minus. The fat man said anxiously: "My eldest brother is good-looking, I used to be very good-looking, if you don't like it, I'll just reduce it!" ”

Ling Shuanghua shook his head and said, "Shi Gongzi, it's really like your looks... It does not matter. ”

"You really like that little white face?!" The fat man shouted.

Ling Shuanghua said: "No, I ...... "I have someone I like, it's just ......

"No, that's great, I ......"

The fat man was excited, and he was slapped twice behind him. The fat man was displeased, "Don't make trouble, didn't you see me talking to Miss Shuanghua?" Frost girl, I ......"

After two more pats behind him, the fat man finally turned around impatiently, and saw a handsome smiling face looking at him with a smile, "You..." ”

Touch!

A fist slammed into his face mercilessly, and the fat man immediately screamed.

Then a sweep of the hall, the fat man fell to the ground on his back, covering his nose and screaming.

Lu Siniang raised her foot and stepped on his heart, "I said fatty, it's not good for you to do something when you're old, you have to force other beauties." You said that Sister Shuanghua is such a beauty, can you see it standing next to you? Can you bear to let the world see such a tragic style of painting? It's just a beauty with a beast. ”

"I like Miss Frostbloom!" The fat man is unyielding.

Lu Siniang stepped on him again, "Sister Shuanghua doesn't like you." ”

"I'll try to make Miss Frost like me!" The fat man shouted.

"Huh." Lu Siniang mercilessly gave mocking laughter.

lowered his head, stretched out his hand and patted his fat face and said, "For the sake of you not taking the opportunity to do anything to Sister Shuanghua when we all left just now, I won't beat you." Come, I swore that I would never harass people again in the future. ”

The fat man disdained, "You are stupid, can you believe it?" ”

Lu Siniang hooked her lips and smiled: "I swear, if you dare to harass Sister Shuanghua again, I will punish you with all the excess meat on your head." ”

"So what?"

Lu Siniang smiled: "That's... You're going to have a head ten times bigger than you have now, and your body three times smaller than you have now, you say... What will happen? ”

"How can a man look like that? Are you stupid? "The fat man doesn't believe it.

Lu Siniang thought for a while, and took out a knife from her sleeve, "That's right, it's better to do this, I'll cut off all the flesh on your body, leaving only the one on your face." By the time you're left with bones all you have, your head will be much bigger than your body. ”

"You... Don't you dare! The fat man's face suddenly changed.

"Say, do you want to harass people?"

"I mean it!" The fat man closes his eyes and screams!

This is not hard, Lu Siniang shrugged her shoulders and withdrew the knife, sighed lightly and said earnestly: "Brother Shi, I am also for your good." ”

"Humph!" The fat man naturally didn't believe it, and carefully moved a little to the side of the ground. It's a pity that he was too heavy to move at all.

Lu Siniang didn't care about him, but said sincerely: "I naturally know that Brother Shi's intentions can be learned, but if you think about it... Shuanghua is a stunning beauty, and she is also a famous talented woman, Xiao Yi. What about you, what else do you have besides your family background? How do you deserve to be someone? Even if Sister Shuanghua accepts you, others will only say that she accepted you for the sake of your family's family background, and she hates the poor and loves the rich or something, can you bear it? ”

"Thisβ€”" The fat man was stunned, apparently never thinking about it.

"And look at you like this, and look at Sister Shuanghua. Do you think outsiders will think that you are a perfect match? No, people will only say that a flower is stuck in cow dung. ”

The fat cow dung asked sadly, "That... What am I going to do? ”

Lu Siniang said: "Why don't we lose weight first?" Then go find a job... Uh, find something to do, wait until you have grades instead of relying on your parents, and then come to Sister Shuanghua to ask for marriage, so that Sister Shuanghua can believe in your sincerity. ”

The fat man touched his head and nodded, "It seems... That's the truth. ”

"That's right! Brother, work hard, I'm optimistic about you. ”

The fat man looked at her suspiciously, "You really won't rob Miss Shuanghua with me?" ”

Lu Siniang shook her head, "I'm only seventeen, my age is not suitable, or the two of you are more compatible." ”

The fat man was puzzled, "But... I'm only seventeen. ”

...... "I thought you were twenty-seven."

"Ahem, do it all over again. I prefer girls who are younger than me. Lu Siniang said.

"Well, like a lot of people." The fat man nodded in understanding. Lu Siniang helped him stand up with skill, and said, "Okay, go back and work hard, you will have results earlier, so come and see Sister Shuanghua earlier." ”

"Well, little brother, thank you!" The fat man said gratefully: "I'm sorry, I just misunderstood you." ”

"It's okay, I'm generous." Gongzi Xie is humble and authentic.

The fat man stopped being verbose, once again expressed his determination to Ling Shuanghua, and rushed out ambitiously without even listening to an answer.

In the garden, the two looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"You're fooling him like that..." Ling Shuanghua was a little worried. Lu Siniang raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm not lying to him, am I?" Looking at his appearance, if he wants to lose some grades or something, he can't do it in three or five years. Three or five years later...... "The fat man may not still remember Ling Shuanghua, even if he remembers that Ling Shuanghua has already married a good person." With that little fat man's behavior, he shouldn't be able to do anything to rob other people's wives.

Ling Shuanghua sighed lightly and said, "Anyway, thank you Prince Wang today, he has been making trouble for a while, but he ......"

"This little fat man's identity is not simple?" Lu Siniang knew that Shuanghualou was not even afraid of the fifth-grade officials, obviously this little fat man's family was definitely a stone official. And it is a high-ranking official who Ruyi Lou may not be able to provoke.